Me: I have decided to update this quicker, and I think that maybe the 3
reviews were a bit too much. Thank you to those who do review and or read,
and a personal thanks to my first reviewer Cotume1, one of the funniest
writers on fan fic that I have already read. To those who also are funny, I
am sorry if I haven't read yours, and to the ones who were funny and I did
read, I did enjoy (for there was none that I have not enjoyed) but I would
say my personal favorite funny LOTR story would be yours, Cotume1.
Chapter Two; The Others Meet May
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There was a knock on the door. Peregrin got out of bed and May put Sabbath into her pocket. The hobbit walked up to the door and looked through the peephole. Outside the door Pip saw Frodo, Merry and Sam waiting quite impatiently.
Sam knocked harder on the door. "YOU SAID YOUD BE OUT BY NOW PIP! WHATS TAKING YEW SO LONG?"
Pippen opened the door. "Hello," Pip started seeing the mad faces on the other hobbits. "I was delayed for this young miss was asleep in my bed."
Merry and Frodo inched closer to Pippen crossing the Threshold.
"WHATS GOING ON?" Sabbath yelled from inside May's pocket.
May just ignored him as Frodo looked around Pippin's house. "Who said that?"
"No one." May answered the curious hobbit.
"Of course I am some one because no one can make the someone noise!" Sabbath yelled again.
"There it goes again! I heard it." Frodo said.
"I heard it this time sir Frodo! And I aint one of them elves that can hear too far." Sam, the other curious hobbit gulped after he said what he had heard.
"Get me out of here 'MAY'" Sabbath yelled saying May like it was some type of lie and he knew it.
May pulled Sabbath out of her pocket and the 3 hobbits unfamiliar jumped back in surprise. "Wot is that?" Merry asked sounding a bit scared.
"Said by May it happens to be the sexiest ham-ter in all of Middle-Earth" Pippen told the three startled ones.
"Ohh" all of them sang like a chorus.
"Wot is a Hatter?" Merry asked.
"And its HamSTER you dumbasses." Sabbath shouted at them.
"Sabbath!! What did I tell you about being rude to such cute little creatures?!"
Sabbath ignored her. May walked up to the hobbits and shook their hands. "I am May Moss of Lake-By-Downs."
"Nice to meet you-" Frodo started saying but was cut off by Merry.
"Aren't you a tad big to be a hobbit? If that is what you are?" Merry started to inspect her closely.
"I am-" May was also cut off in her sentence, but by Peregrin.
"She is half hobbit, elf, human and pirate." He said proudly.
"Pirate?" all three other hobbits asked.
Pippen and May started singing the song May made about pirates, and then all the other hobbits had the same reaction and were a bit scared.
"But don't worry-" Pippen started saying, but this time was cut off by May herself.
"I wont harm any hobbits, such as yourselves." "Ohh." They all said with a sigh of relief.
"But I might!" Sabbath shouted out at them.
"No he wont" May said "Because he is mine, and he obeys what I have to say because he belongs to me."
The hobbits didn't move.
"May.." Frodo said as he started to get suspicious "What land of the Elves are you from?"
"Ohh here and there.." she replied not wanting to make a big fuss about her not coming from any real land of the elves. "I live life like an elf, I live and was born in places of humans, I go around with the appetite of a hobbit, and I have the blood of a pirate in my veins. I am currently looking for a place to settle in with a nice male of any type of creature I am mixed of, almost anywhere."
"So she will be staying here with me until then" Pippen said offering to share his place with May Moss of Lake-by-Downs.
"Yeah. Im going to be staying with Pip." She gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"So you're an Elf!" Sam had just realized and was in shock. "Ohh I adore elves! Isn't that right sir Frodo sir?"
Frodo just nodded.
"Umm, May, miss" Merry said looking at Pippin giving him a nudge as if to say or ask her something. May got down in her knees.
"Yes Pippen, Merry.?" She said wanting to know what was on their minds.
"May, Would you like to go on an adventure with us miss?" Pippin finally let out.
"Umm sure! Why not! I love adventures!" May exclaimed.
"Sure you do! And Im Lord Elrond's heir!" Sabbath exclaimed.
"Well you do have his name." May made her point.
Sabbath crawled down her side and into her pocket.
"Umm what is that attire you are wearing?" Merry asked.
"Ohh I don't know, I just found this" she replied knowing that they didn't know what jeans and a tank were. "LIAR!" Sabbath yelled from her pocket.
May smacked the pocket Sabbath was in and heard him complain to himself. She felt something else in her baggy pants deep pockets. She reached inside and pulled out a pack of cds and a player. In the other pocket she pulled out extra batteries and head phones. "ALL RIGHT! NOTHING COULD BE BETTER!!" she starts dancing. And kept digging in her pockets. She pulled out Sabbath, speakers that go to supreme highness even though they are flat and not even an inch thick, a journal, a pen, more cds, and a mini, mini laptop. (a/n: Her pockets are SOOOO deep. Her corduroys were handed to her from her brother and the pockets are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely deep and actually does fit all this. Sept the laptop was quite an exaduration.)
The hobbits looked at her a bit confused.
"Ohh don't ask." Her pants fell down right after she said that. "ohh crap" she pulled them up emediatly. Her bright blue thong was an amazement to them. They haven't seen anything so bright and blue before. She started to blush and put the clip back attaching her pants and thong together that had apparently fallen off when she took everything out. "Do you guys happen to have a pack I can put all this stuff in?" Pippen went deeper into his hole and brought a pack. She placed everything except one Cd, the Player, and headphones. "Thanks Pip."
"Gandalf said he will meet us at the Prancing Pony Inn." Frodo announced to the rest of the gang.
"Then wait right here, Im going to change." She ran into Pippin's bathroom and wrapped cloth around her body and clipped it extra tight holding it with one of her black bracelets, which went well with the kaki color, then clipped it. It swayed down her body making it look like a dress. She grabbed a stick and her bag. She placed the bag around her shoulder. "Well, Lets get a move on, we don't want to keep Gandalf waiting."
The rest of the gang were in shock of her beauty in that 'hand made' dress.
"Are those my drapes?!" Pippen exclaimed.
"Sorry Pip. I needed em." She blushed. "Come on Sabbath." Sabbath hopped into the pocket May had cut out and they headed off to the Prancing Pony Inn after the rest grabbed their sticks.
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I want to know how this chapter turned out. Please review. I am looking for at least 1 to start on the next chapter. Thx!
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Chapter Two; The Others Meet May
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There was a knock on the door. Peregrin got out of bed and May put Sabbath into her pocket. The hobbit walked up to the door and looked through the peephole. Outside the door Pip saw Frodo, Merry and Sam waiting quite impatiently.
Sam knocked harder on the door. "YOU SAID YOUD BE OUT BY NOW PIP! WHATS TAKING YEW SO LONG?"
Pippen opened the door. "Hello," Pip started seeing the mad faces on the other hobbits. "I was delayed for this young miss was asleep in my bed."
Merry and Frodo inched closer to Pippen crossing the Threshold.
"WHATS GOING ON?" Sabbath yelled from inside May's pocket.
May just ignored him as Frodo looked around Pippin's house. "Who said that?"
"No one." May answered the curious hobbit.
"Of course I am some one because no one can make the someone noise!" Sabbath yelled again.
"There it goes again! I heard it." Frodo said.
"I heard it this time sir Frodo! And I aint one of them elves that can hear too far." Sam, the other curious hobbit gulped after he said what he had heard.
"Get me out of here 'MAY'" Sabbath yelled saying May like it was some type of lie and he knew it.
May pulled Sabbath out of her pocket and the 3 hobbits unfamiliar jumped back in surprise. "Wot is that?" Merry asked sounding a bit scared.
"Said by May it happens to be the sexiest ham-ter in all of Middle-Earth" Pippen told the three startled ones.
"Ohh" all of them sang like a chorus.
"Wot is a Hatter?" Merry asked.
"And its HamSTER you dumbasses." Sabbath shouted at them.
"Sabbath!! What did I tell you about being rude to such cute little creatures?!"
Sabbath ignored her. May walked up to the hobbits and shook their hands. "I am May Moss of Lake-By-Downs."
"Nice to meet you-" Frodo started saying but was cut off by Merry.
"Aren't you a tad big to be a hobbit? If that is what you are?" Merry started to inspect her closely.
"I am-" May was also cut off in her sentence, but by Peregrin.
"She is half hobbit, elf, human and pirate." He said proudly.
"Pirate?" all three other hobbits asked.
Pippen and May started singing the song May made about pirates, and then all the other hobbits had the same reaction and were a bit scared.
"But don't worry-" Pippen started saying, but this time was cut off by May herself.
"I wont harm any hobbits, such as yourselves." "Ohh." They all said with a sigh of relief.
"But I might!" Sabbath shouted out at them.
"No he wont" May said "Because he is mine, and he obeys what I have to say because he belongs to me."
The hobbits didn't move.
"May.." Frodo said as he started to get suspicious "What land of the Elves are you from?"
"Ohh here and there.." she replied not wanting to make a big fuss about her not coming from any real land of the elves. "I live life like an elf, I live and was born in places of humans, I go around with the appetite of a hobbit, and I have the blood of a pirate in my veins. I am currently looking for a place to settle in with a nice male of any type of creature I am mixed of, almost anywhere."
"So she will be staying here with me until then" Pippen said offering to share his place with May Moss of Lake-by-Downs.
"Yeah. Im going to be staying with Pip." She gave him a hug and a kiss on the cheek.
"So you're an Elf!" Sam had just realized and was in shock. "Ohh I adore elves! Isn't that right sir Frodo sir?"
Frodo just nodded.
"Umm, May, miss" Merry said looking at Pippin giving him a nudge as if to say or ask her something. May got down in her knees.
"Yes Pippen, Merry.?" She said wanting to know what was on their minds.
"May, Would you like to go on an adventure with us miss?" Pippin finally let out.
"Umm sure! Why not! I love adventures!" May exclaimed.
"Sure you do! And Im Lord Elrond's heir!" Sabbath exclaimed.
"Well you do have his name." May made her point.
Sabbath crawled down her side and into her pocket.
"Umm what is that attire you are wearing?" Merry asked.
"Ohh I don't know, I just found this" she replied knowing that they didn't know what jeans and a tank were. "LIAR!" Sabbath yelled from her pocket.
May smacked the pocket Sabbath was in and heard him complain to himself. She felt something else in her baggy pants deep pockets. She reached inside and pulled out a pack of cds and a player. In the other pocket she pulled out extra batteries and head phones. "ALL RIGHT! NOTHING COULD BE BETTER!!" she starts dancing. And kept digging in her pockets. She pulled out Sabbath, speakers that go to supreme highness even though they are flat and not even an inch thick, a journal, a pen, more cds, and a mini, mini laptop. (a/n: Her pockets are SOOOO deep. Her corduroys were handed to her from her brother and the pockets are reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeely deep and actually does fit all this. Sept the laptop was quite an exaduration.)
The hobbits looked at her a bit confused.
"Ohh don't ask." Her pants fell down right after she said that. "ohh crap" she pulled them up emediatly. Her bright blue thong was an amazement to them. They haven't seen anything so bright and blue before. She started to blush and put the clip back attaching her pants and thong together that had apparently fallen off when she took everything out. "Do you guys happen to have a pack I can put all this stuff in?" Pippen went deeper into his hole and brought a pack. She placed everything except one Cd, the Player, and headphones. "Thanks Pip."
"Gandalf said he will meet us at the Prancing Pony Inn." Frodo announced to the rest of the gang.
"Then wait right here, Im going to change." She ran into Pippin's bathroom and wrapped cloth around her body and clipped it extra tight holding it with one of her black bracelets, which went well with the kaki color, then clipped it. It swayed down her body making it look like a dress. She grabbed a stick and her bag. She placed the bag around her shoulder. "Well, Lets get a move on, we don't want to keep Gandalf waiting."
The rest of the gang were in shock of her beauty in that 'hand made' dress.
"Are those my drapes?!" Pippen exclaimed.
"Sorry Pip. I needed em." She blushed. "Come on Sabbath." Sabbath hopped into the pocket May had cut out and they headed off to the Prancing Pony Inn after the rest grabbed their sticks.
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I want to know how this chapter turned out. Please review. I am looking for at least 1 to start on the next chapter. Thx!
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