Me: -looks at you and everyone else standing around- Now that Tolkien has gone, I must tell you, I do also own this Parlet guy..just to let ye know!! -giggles and rides off-

Chapter Four; And Really Bad Eggs

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After a few minutes of floating along the river, (a/n: I made the river longer, so I could do this..sorry Tolkien) May had an idea. She got out her CD player and pushed play. She skipped a couple songs and began to sing.

"YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME" she began at the top of her lungs before the song started.

"YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME,

WE PILLAGE AND PLUNDER WE RIFFLE AND LOOT DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

WE KIDNAP AND RAVISH AND DON'T GIVE A HOOT DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME,

WE SNORT WE PILFER WE BELCH AND SACK;

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO;

MAROD AND EMBEZZLE AND EVEN HIJACK

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!

WE KINDLE AND SHARED AND WE EVEN MIGNITE

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO

WE BURN UP THE CITY WERE REALLY A FRIGHT DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

WERE RASCALS, SCOUNDRELS, VILLAINS AND MANES;

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

WERE DEVILS AND RATIONINGS AND REALLY BAD EGGS;

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

YO HO YO HO A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!

WERE BEGGARS AND FLOGGERS AND FELDOWAR CATS;

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!

AYE BUT WERE LOVED BY OUR MOMMIES AND DADS;

DRINK UP ME HARDIES YO HO!!

La la la la la la la la la laaaaa- AND REALLY BAD EGGS!!!!!!!!!!" (a/n: she sang this last part she added on her own louder than anyone could imagine..and as I think you can tell, she stumbled upon her words)

The hobbits looked in fright and the mysterious rider just laughed.

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-giggles- did you like it? I was bored so I had to add this..I was in a "YO HO" pirate mood!! -giggles- Im a pirate type o' person. This time Im just asking for 1 review since it isn't that long. -giggles-

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