Chapter 1: Mary-Sue's Plan
(Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, sniffle sniffle, tear tear. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.)
*On the Hogwarts Express, Harry's 6th Year*
Harry: 'ello Ron...
Ron: 'ello Harry. How was your summer?
Harry: It was fine...
*A tall, girl with a figure that looks a model walks in. She has huge, honey-brown, puppy-dog eyes and wavy, soft, brown hair. Both boy's mouths drop open.*
Girl: Hi. I'm Marisolliasin-Suella, but you can call me Mary-Sue...
Ron: Ooooohhhh....
Harry: Ahhhhhh...
Mary-Sue: I just moved here from a tiny country where I was a princess. I am half fairy and half witch. I didn't even know I was a witch till 5 seconds ago when I got a Hogwarts letter, isn't that tragic????
Ron and Harry: Yeah....tragic....
Mary-Sue: *Points to Harry* Using my God-given , special abilities I have from being Mary-Sue; I know your Harry Potter!
Harry: Yeah..I'm Harry...Hi
Mary-Sue: And you're Ron!
Ron: Wow...you know my name!
-Meanwhile-
Voldemort: Bring me the telephone, Ratboy-I mean Peter.
Peter: Sir, yes sir! *Brings Voldemort the phone*
Voldemort: *dials buttons* Hello, May I ask who this is?
Uncle Vernon: I DON'T WANT SATTALITE TV, A NEW CAR OR DIET PILLS!!!
Voldemort: Oh, hello Mr. I-Don't-Want-Sattalite-TV-A-New-Car-Or-Diet-Pills, can I speak to Harry Potter?
Uncle Vernon: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BLOODY FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort: Oh, Goodbye and sorry, sir. *hangs up phone*
Peter: *jumps up and down* Did it work? Did it work?
Voldemort: Wrong number, I got some odd guy with a name longer than the mary-sue-est Mary-Sue
Peter: Have you tried e-mail yet?
Voldemort: Good one, my lil' servent!
-Back On the Hogwarts Express-
Mary-Sue: *talks in a seductive, sweet voice* So Harry, do you have a girlfriend?
Ron: *cuts in* In matter of fact, yes he does...I'm the bach-
Harry: *cuts in* and Ron does too. Unfortunently, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
Ron: Amazing, same here!
Mary-Sue: In that case, I'll date you both!
Ron and Harry: Yippee! *Starts singing "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" from Ren and Stimpy*
Mary-Sue: Theres only one problem...
Harry: What is it?
Mary-Sue: Your...
Ron: We'll change it!
Mary-Sue: Well, if you want to change your style...Fashionustia! *Waves her wand, although she just learned she is a witch she is an expert at every spell. Suddenly, the boys are wearing vibrently colored Pimp suits complete with gold teeth and hats with feathers.* Thats better!
Harry: Yo' fizzle dawg!
Ron: Bling-bling!
Mary-Sue: *Takes out a check list and puts down two check marks* Two down, 267 to go...
(Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, sniffle sniffle, tear tear. Cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it.)
*On the Hogwarts Express, Harry's 6th Year*
Harry: 'ello Ron...
Ron: 'ello Harry. How was your summer?
Harry: It was fine...
*A tall, girl with a figure that looks a model walks in. She has huge, honey-brown, puppy-dog eyes and wavy, soft, brown hair. Both boy's mouths drop open.*
Girl: Hi. I'm Marisolliasin-Suella, but you can call me Mary-Sue...
Ron: Ooooohhhh....
Harry: Ahhhhhh...
Mary-Sue: I just moved here from a tiny country where I was a princess. I am half fairy and half witch. I didn't even know I was a witch till 5 seconds ago when I got a Hogwarts letter, isn't that tragic????
Ron and Harry: Yeah....tragic....
Mary-Sue: *Points to Harry* Using my God-given , special abilities I have from being Mary-Sue; I know your Harry Potter!
Harry: Yeah..I'm Harry...Hi
Mary-Sue: And you're Ron!
Ron: Wow...you know my name!
-Meanwhile-
Voldemort: Bring me the telephone, Ratboy-I mean Peter.
Peter: Sir, yes sir! *Brings Voldemort the phone*
Voldemort: *dials buttons* Hello, May I ask who this is?
Uncle Vernon: I DON'T WANT SATTALITE TV, A NEW CAR OR DIET PILLS!!!
Voldemort: Oh, hello Mr. I-Don't-Want-Sattalite-TV-A-New-Car-Or-Diet-Pills, can I speak to Harry Potter?
Uncle Vernon: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU BLOODY FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort: Oh, Goodbye and sorry, sir. *hangs up phone*
Peter: *jumps up and down* Did it work? Did it work?
Voldemort: Wrong number, I got some odd guy with a name longer than the mary-sue-est Mary-Sue
Peter: Have you tried e-mail yet?
Voldemort: Good one, my lil' servent!
-Back On the Hogwarts Express-
Mary-Sue: *talks in a seductive, sweet voice* So Harry, do you have a girlfriend?
Ron: *cuts in* In matter of fact, yes he does...I'm the bach-
Harry: *cuts in* and Ron does too. Unfortunently, my girlfriend and I just broke up.
Ron: Amazing, same here!
Mary-Sue: In that case, I'll date you both!
Ron and Harry: Yippee! *Starts singing "Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy" from Ren and Stimpy*
Mary-Sue: Theres only one problem...
Harry: What is it?
Mary-Sue: Your...
Ron: We'll change it!
Mary-Sue: Well, if you want to change your style...Fashionustia! *Waves her wand, although she just learned she is a witch she is an expert at every spell. Suddenly, the boys are wearing vibrently colored Pimp suits complete with gold teeth and hats with feathers.* Thats better!
Harry: Yo' fizzle dawg!
Ron: Bling-bling!
Mary-Sue: *Takes out a check list and puts down two check marks* Two down, 267 to go...