Me: -runs around, does this spinney turn and looks at you- 'Ello! Its me
again..I don't own anything except for -starts pointing to random things-
that, that, that, this, that, those, these, this, that, him, her, she, I,
it, with, the, two, little, friends, went, away, and, ate, those, two,
burritos, and, I, don't, know, what, that, last, thing, was, about. Yep.
That's it.
-random person runs up to me-: What was that about?
Me: who are you?
Person: Blah. Now what was that about?
Me: well, Blah, that was just about what I own.
Blah: but that doesn't explain anything.
Me: I know. But what you don't know is that I know you don't know you know what I mean that I don't know that u know. See?
Blah: what the?
Me: I also own that one person..
Blah: what person?
Me: u know, the one with the nose, that breathes oxygen.
Blah: you mean the one with toes and hair?
Me: yeah.
Blah: ohh okay. Well I want to read your story now..so write!!
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They arrived at the end of the lake landing in Bree. They walked to the Prancing Pony INN in no time. Frodo knocked on the door, with Pippin's arm around May's back afraid to be attacked by Nazgouls, feeling that he was safe with a tall person such as her. The person on the other side of the door looked at them.
"Hobbits! 4 of them!"
"5!" May said, being part hobbit.
"and a rider." Said Parlet.
"Aren't you too tall to be a hobbit? Well anyways what brings you here?"
Frodo looked at her a bit scared. "We wish to stay at the Inn. Our business is our own!"
"All right. Its just my job to ask. There be queer rider folk in town." She gave Parlet a strange look.
"Im not one of them! Don't worry!"
The lady opened the door to let them in. The group walked inside the Inn, and into the bar.
"Gandalf aint gunna be here." May told the others, mainly to Frodo.
"And how would you know this?" Frodo snapped at her.
"Because I know everything."
Frodo ignored her and went up to the bartender.
"Why hello my little master," the bartender said. "How may I help you?"
"We are friends of Gandalf the Grey." Frodo pointed to the others. "Can you tell him we have arrived."
"Gandalf.." the bartender paused seeming to try to remember something. "Ohh Gandalf! Elderly fellow..long gray beard and a pointed hat is it? I haven't seen him for six months."
"Ohh" Frodo looked a bit disappointed.
May just snickered resting her arms around Pippin, as they all looked at him. "Now you know what Im going to say next," she began then yelled out "TOLD YA SO!!!" she began cracking up. The whole room looks at her, May not caring because she got that a lot. Frodo wanted nothing more than to disappear. Then he remembered he could, with a little help of the ring. He slipped it on immediately attracting the entire room's attention to him. The whole room let a quick gasp as the hobbit was gone in a flash of light.
"Now that foo is up for it." May said knowing some time sooner or later she would see him put that ring on. She looked for the nearest table but by the time she found him with the ring off, he was grabbed by another dark feature. Then it hit her. 'STRIDER!!' she thought to herself as she began to drool. Pippin gave her a look of awkwardness.
"Where did Mr. Frodo go?" Sam asked worried.
May was still drooling to say what she had saw. They knew she saw something. Parlet slapped her on the back.
"What did you see?" Parlet asked.
"S-s-sexy.." May staggered out.
The hobbits looked a bit confused.
"Who?" they all asked.
"Ssssexy man. Very. Very sexy man."
Parley b!tch slapped her. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
May blinked. She had just realized what she just said and was quite embarrassed. "Strider took Frodo."
"Who?" they all asked again.
"Ugh! You guys don't know anything do you!! Follow me!!" she ran up the stairs into the room where Strider held Frodo. Sam held up his fists.
"Sam, loosen up! He's not going to harm 'Mr. Frodo' or us. He's on our side." May said saying 'Mr. Frodo' like Sam had before.
Sam still held his fists as May opened the door. "Strider." She said trying not to make a fool of herself again by looking away from him.
"Yes?" he said.
May still held her head to the side. "We wish to talk to you."
"Please miss, look at me when you are talking."
She turned her head and closed her eyes. "Sorry Se-Strider." She said as she knew herself that it was him and he was all she could see in her mind.
"Miss..why do you have your eyes closed? And- who are these people."
Pippin jumped in front of May. "Don't worry!"
May looked confused at him, "Im not." As she turned her head back to look at him, she noticed she looked at him. She started to drool uncontrollably again.
The hobbits, Sam, Merry and Pippin, also including Parlet, sighed as this odd one was acting up again.
"What's wrong with her?" Strider asked.
"Don't ask." Parlet said.
"I just did."
"Well don't ask again." Pippin said as he also tried to snap May out of her trance.
May still drooled staring at Strider.
"How did you get her out of this last time?" Pippin asked Parlet.
"Slap her." Parlet answered.
"I don't want to hurt the miss!"
"Fine then, I will."
Pippin tried to push Parlet away from harming May.
"Why don't you want me to take her out of her trance?"
"Because we need brains to get her out of this sort of stage, phase, thing." Pippin replied looking smart.
"Well that leaves you out." Merry barked at Pippin.
Pippin just gave him an evil look.
"They're coming." Strider said trying to draw attention away from the commotion.
"Who is?" Frodo finally spoke.
"The riders dressed in black." He explained who they were, May not paying attention still drooling, staring at Strider.
They all decided to sleep in that room with Strider for the night.
"What about May?" Pippin asked everyone.
Parlet slapped her again and she blinked. "What happened?"
Parlet looked at her rolling his eyes. "Same thing as down stairs."
May blushed, strongly embarrassed.
Pippin hugged her. "Its okay."
May bent down to return the hug. 'Aww Pip is soooo cute!!' she thought to herself.
Everyone including Sam and Frodo, who wished nothing to do with May stared at them.
May got up and walked over to Strider and shook his hand. "We weren't properly introduced." She said trying her hardest not to drool for a third time, "I am May Moss of Lake-by-Downs, or Ánië Vardamir, if you prefer. I already know who you are." Finally announcing her Elvin name.
Strider nodded, "Pleasure."
She gave him a crooked smile. 'What the f**k does he mean by 'Pleasure'? That sick minded sexy, sexy bastard.'
Strider pulled his hand away from her grip. May sat down and had a devilish thought.
"Ar-Stide," she began.
"Strider." He interrupted.
She continued anyway. "Do you know an elf by the name of Arwen?" she asked, the devilish thought still in her head.
"Why?" he asked curiously.
"Because she wanted me to give you something and tell you something as well." She said trying her hardest not to giggle or even show a giggle face.
"And what would that be?" Strider studied her a bit suspiciously.
The group all looked at them as if they were watching a season's final of their favorite show.
May wrapped one arm around Strider's neck and kissed him with the most passion she could show for him, her mind being corrupted by her evil side. Strider pushed her away quickly, even though he did enjoy the passionate kiss, not showing it, just showing anger because he didn't want to betray his loved one.
"Ohh and her message was that if you enjoyed that, she didn't mind if you replied with a kiss, or anything showing the same passion." May said winking.
Strider just stood up. "I would never!"
The hobbits still stared at them watching every move, at what Parlet called, 'A Soap'.
Pippin looked at Merry quickly pointing out, "That attack looked like fun." Referring to the kiss May gave Strider.
May's good side was coming back feeling a bit guilty knowing how much he loved his girl. "I am sorry." May told him looking down at her feet.
Strider still looked quite mad at her knowing it was a lie.
There was a loud screech that made the group look outside the window.
It was the Wring Wraiths. They all shuddered at the thought and the noise not being able to go to sleep. May turned around looking at the rest of them.
"Are those, those evil thinggies that you were talking about Strigorn?" May asked questionably to Strider, whom she also knew as Aragorn, jumping up and down on a random bed looking at him.
"Strider! Its Strider! And yes, those are the Wring Wraiths." Strider replied a bit ticked off.
May jumped down. "Ooohh..Scarry." She looked around and saw Pippin crunched up in the corner of the room. She walked over to him. "Aww, Pippi!" The girl wrapped her arms around him. "Ill protect you Pippi!"
Pippin felt safer in her arms knowing she was tall and an elf that would protect him.
They all stared at May wondering what she was going to do next because of what she had done earlier with Aragorn. She just popped in another CD in her player and started singing out loud.
"The colors have built up in my mind,
They're bleeding through my heart,
But nobody knows that they exist,
Look at my bursting veins,
Now do you see the red in me it's a sign for the end,
Only the end of the red will show you my Blueside!
I've been given my brush and plate,
Where will I paint my life
And the buyer in the sky,
Believe in what I dream,
Its so hard for me to explain,
What will I miss to myself,
Only the end of the red
Will show you my Blueside!"
(a/n: Blueside by Rooney)
The song didn't seem to scare anyone, but its tune had comforted them. They had all, except for Strider and May, whom cradled Pippin in her arms, fallen asleep.
-random person runs up to me-: What was that about?
Me: who are you?
Person: Blah. Now what was that about?
Me: well, Blah, that was just about what I own.
Blah: but that doesn't explain anything.
Me: I know. But what you don't know is that I know you don't know you know what I mean that I don't know that u know. See?
Blah: what the?
Me: I also own that one person..
Blah: what person?
Me: u know, the one with the nose, that breathes oxygen.
Blah: you mean the one with toes and hair?
Me: yeah.
Blah: ohh okay. Well I want to read your story now..so write!!
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They arrived at the end of the lake landing in Bree. They walked to the Prancing Pony INN in no time. Frodo knocked on the door, with Pippin's arm around May's back afraid to be attacked by Nazgouls, feeling that he was safe with a tall person such as her. The person on the other side of the door looked at them.
"Hobbits! 4 of them!"
"5!" May said, being part hobbit.
"and a rider." Said Parlet.
"Aren't you too tall to be a hobbit? Well anyways what brings you here?"
Frodo looked at her a bit scared. "We wish to stay at the Inn. Our business is our own!"
"All right. Its just my job to ask. There be queer rider folk in town." She gave Parlet a strange look.
"Im not one of them! Don't worry!"
The lady opened the door to let them in. The group walked inside the Inn, and into the bar.
"Gandalf aint gunna be here." May told the others, mainly to Frodo.
"And how would you know this?" Frodo snapped at her.
"Because I know everything."
Frodo ignored her and went up to the bartender.
"Why hello my little master," the bartender said. "How may I help you?"
"We are friends of Gandalf the Grey." Frodo pointed to the others. "Can you tell him we have arrived."
"Gandalf.." the bartender paused seeming to try to remember something. "Ohh Gandalf! Elderly fellow..long gray beard and a pointed hat is it? I haven't seen him for six months."
"Ohh" Frodo looked a bit disappointed.
May just snickered resting her arms around Pippin, as they all looked at him. "Now you know what Im going to say next," she began then yelled out "TOLD YA SO!!!" she began cracking up. The whole room looks at her, May not caring because she got that a lot. Frodo wanted nothing more than to disappear. Then he remembered he could, with a little help of the ring. He slipped it on immediately attracting the entire room's attention to him. The whole room let a quick gasp as the hobbit was gone in a flash of light.
"Now that foo is up for it." May said knowing some time sooner or later she would see him put that ring on. She looked for the nearest table but by the time she found him with the ring off, he was grabbed by another dark feature. Then it hit her. 'STRIDER!!' she thought to herself as she began to drool. Pippin gave her a look of awkwardness.
"Where did Mr. Frodo go?" Sam asked worried.
May was still drooling to say what she had saw. They knew she saw something. Parlet slapped her on the back.
"What did you see?" Parlet asked.
"S-s-sexy.." May staggered out.
The hobbits looked a bit confused.
"Who?" they all asked.
"Ssssexy man. Very. Very sexy man."
Parley b!tch slapped her. "SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
May blinked. She had just realized what she just said and was quite embarrassed. "Strider took Frodo."
"Who?" they all asked again.
"Ugh! You guys don't know anything do you!! Follow me!!" she ran up the stairs into the room where Strider held Frodo. Sam held up his fists.
"Sam, loosen up! He's not going to harm 'Mr. Frodo' or us. He's on our side." May said saying 'Mr. Frodo' like Sam had before.
Sam still held his fists as May opened the door. "Strider." She said trying not to make a fool of herself again by looking away from him.
"Yes?" he said.
May still held her head to the side. "We wish to talk to you."
"Please miss, look at me when you are talking."
She turned her head and closed her eyes. "Sorry Se-Strider." She said as she knew herself that it was him and he was all she could see in her mind.
"Miss..why do you have your eyes closed? And- who are these people."
Pippin jumped in front of May. "Don't worry!"
May looked confused at him, "Im not." As she turned her head back to look at him, she noticed she looked at him. She started to drool uncontrollably again.
The hobbits, Sam, Merry and Pippin, also including Parlet, sighed as this odd one was acting up again.
"What's wrong with her?" Strider asked.
"Don't ask." Parlet said.
"I just did."
"Well don't ask again." Pippin said as he also tried to snap May out of her trance.
May still drooled staring at Strider.
"How did you get her out of this last time?" Pippin asked Parlet.
"Slap her." Parlet answered.
"I don't want to hurt the miss!"
"Fine then, I will."
Pippin tried to push Parlet away from harming May.
"Why don't you want me to take her out of her trance?"
"Because we need brains to get her out of this sort of stage, phase, thing." Pippin replied looking smart.
"Well that leaves you out." Merry barked at Pippin.
Pippin just gave him an evil look.
"They're coming." Strider said trying to draw attention away from the commotion.
"Who is?" Frodo finally spoke.
"The riders dressed in black." He explained who they were, May not paying attention still drooling, staring at Strider.
They all decided to sleep in that room with Strider for the night.
"What about May?" Pippin asked everyone.
Parlet slapped her again and she blinked. "What happened?"
Parlet looked at her rolling his eyes. "Same thing as down stairs."
May blushed, strongly embarrassed.
Pippin hugged her. "Its okay."
May bent down to return the hug. 'Aww Pip is soooo cute!!' she thought to herself.
Everyone including Sam and Frodo, who wished nothing to do with May stared at them.
May got up and walked over to Strider and shook his hand. "We weren't properly introduced." She said trying her hardest not to drool for a third time, "I am May Moss of Lake-by-Downs, or Ánië Vardamir, if you prefer. I already know who you are." Finally announcing her Elvin name.
Strider nodded, "Pleasure."
She gave him a crooked smile. 'What the f**k does he mean by 'Pleasure'? That sick minded sexy, sexy bastard.'
Strider pulled his hand away from her grip. May sat down and had a devilish thought.
"Ar-Stide," she began.
"Strider." He interrupted.
She continued anyway. "Do you know an elf by the name of Arwen?" she asked, the devilish thought still in her head.
"Why?" he asked curiously.
"Because she wanted me to give you something and tell you something as well." She said trying her hardest not to giggle or even show a giggle face.
"And what would that be?" Strider studied her a bit suspiciously.
The group all looked at them as if they were watching a season's final of their favorite show.
May wrapped one arm around Strider's neck and kissed him with the most passion she could show for him, her mind being corrupted by her evil side. Strider pushed her away quickly, even though he did enjoy the passionate kiss, not showing it, just showing anger because he didn't want to betray his loved one.
"Ohh and her message was that if you enjoyed that, she didn't mind if you replied with a kiss, or anything showing the same passion." May said winking.
Strider just stood up. "I would never!"
The hobbits still stared at them watching every move, at what Parlet called, 'A Soap'.
Pippin looked at Merry quickly pointing out, "That attack looked like fun." Referring to the kiss May gave Strider.
May's good side was coming back feeling a bit guilty knowing how much he loved his girl. "I am sorry." May told him looking down at her feet.
Strider still looked quite mad at her knowing it was a lie.
There was a loud screech that made the group look outside the window.
It was the Wring Wraiths. They all shuddered at the thought and the noise not being able to go to sleep. May turned around looking at the rest of them.
"Are those, those evil thinggies that you were talking about Strigorn?" May asked questionably to Strider, whom she also knew as Aragorn, jumping up and down on a random bed looking at him.
"Strider! Its Strider! And yes, those are the Wring Wraiths." Strider replied a bit ticked off.
May jumped down. "Ooohh..Scarry." She looked around and saw Pippin crunched up in the corner of the room. She walked over to him. "Aww, Pippi!" The girl wrapped her arms around him. "Ill protect you Pippi!"
Pippin felt safer in her arms knowing she was tall and an elf that would protect him.
They all stared at May wondering what she was going to do next because of what she had done earlier with Aragorn. She just popped in another CD in her player and started singing out loud.
"The colors have built up in my mind,
They're bleeding through my heart,
But nobody knows that they exist,
Look at my bursting veins,
Now do you see the red in me it's a sign for the end,
Only the end of the red will show you my Blueside!
I've been given my brush and plate,
Where will I paint my life
And the buyer in the sky,
Believe in what I dream,
Its so hard for me to explain,
What will I miss to myself,
Only the end of the red
Will show you my Blueside!"
(a/n: Blueside by Rooney)
The song didn't seem to scare anyone, but its tune had comforted them. They had all, except for Strider and May, whom cradled Pippin in her arms, fallen asleep.