-A bunch of people stand in line in front of me. All look exactly like me.
Different qualities. One walks up-
Me: I love singing as you can tell.
Singing voice: Umm..but its not that good.
Me: I resent that!! Ohh wait- I shouldn't, you are the one that sings for me so- HA!
Singing Voice: then in that case, it is lovely like three birds in harmony.
Me: that's annoying!
Singing Voice: -mumbles to herself- not as much as you are
Me: I heard that!!!
Singing Voice: You couldn't- how- what-
Me: Duh!!! Im part elf!! -smacks singing voice's head-
Singing Voice: Grrr!! Ill be nice if you let me be in this story!
Me: You already are!!
Singing Voice: but I mean as an actual character!
Me: that's way too confusing, and besides what will you have to say?
Singing Voice: ohh I don't know! Just stuff.
Me: No. NEXT!
-new person walks up-
Me: and which wonderful quality of me are you?
Kusser: I am Kusser- Your best quality. -grits teeth-
Me: I'll give you a shot at it. Why not, your name sounds interesting.
Kusser: Thank you! Now on with the story! -teeth still gritting-
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May had finally fallen asleep then there was a knock at the door. It startled May, whom still had Pippin in her arms not awakening him.
May looked at Strider then whispered, "Do you think it's a wring wraith?"
"Not quite sure. We shouldn't take our chances." They were the only two still up.
The knock on the door turned into severe pounding.
"Strigorn, Im scared."
"Too bad. You deserve it for that foul kiss of death you have given me."
"Ohh come on now, come on now, that was just to keep the kids entertained!"
"Kids? What kids?"
"The hobbits and Parlet of course."
The pounding got louder and Strider drew his sword. May just held tighter onto sleeping Pippin.
"LET ME IN YOU SONS OF B****ES!!" the voice from the door barked.
"I don't think that's a wring wraith.." May pointed out as the rest of the group awoken by the loud cry.
Strider had his sword out and held it close to him as he flung the door open. Parlet had jumped behind Strider with his own sword ready for the person behind the door.
The looked to see who it was. May peaked from behind the wall no longer holding poor Pippin, for he was holding onto her scared stiff. The girl had looked exactly like May. May's face turned pale.
The two grown men still held onto their swords but was too a bit shocked at what they had seen.
"Ohh no not another one!" Aragorn cried.
"Perdy, perdy princess!!" May said turning back to her normal self.
The girl at the door darted in shutting it behind her. "They're here!!"
"Who are?" Parlet asked.
"The F***ing Wraiths you dumb sh*t!!"
Strider looked at her curiously. "How do you know about them?"
"Well lets just say I am too f***ing smart for my own small f***ing body!!" she barked. She was a bit shorter than May was but looked exactly the same by appearance.
"No need for such foul words miss.." Strider began but didn't know her name so he motioned her to state her name.
"The f***ing name is f***ing Kusser you F***ing B*st*rds!"
"Well then, Lady Kusser, there is no need for such foul language." Strider repeated.
"I can F***ing say what ever the F*** I want to say when I F***ing want to f***ing say it you f***ing dumba**!!!"
Everyone was silent.
"Well any F***ing way, the f***ing Wraiths are f***ing here."
May stood up keeping one hand with Pippin. "You are soooo me in a crabby mood!" She then began to Laugh.
"What kind of f***ing word is F***ing Crabby? Don't you mean B****y?"
"Well- I guess so."
"And besides I am you! I'm your best quality. I am the side that cusses the most. I know you've heard of me sweet a**."
"I uhh- how did you get here?" May finally broke the ice by saying the question that everyone wanted to ask.
"I don't know, maybe I crawled out of your f***ing a**!"
May pulled Kusser aside for a moment letting go of Pippin.
"Kusser," she started whispering to her, "You aren't a quality I would like to share with my friends. You're a bit, well, crude."
"Well then I suggest you f***ing live with it you b****!"
May gasped then glared at her a bit evilly. "How dare you!"
"Ohh I dare May, I do, I f***ing dare!"
They walked back out to the crowd.
"Im staying with you guys whether you f***ing like it or not. Got it?" She snapped at everyone.
"I wouldn't want a foul mouth such as yourself join us!" Frodo snapped back.
"Well then you f***ing short a**, your going to live with it whether your little a** likes it or not!!"
Frodo glared evilly at her himself. The room was soon filled with glares from everyone.
"What? I cant help it if I f***ing cuss a f***ing lot!"
"Well, could you at least try and cut down on it?" Merry jumped in.
"Ohh that would be soooo f***ing easy!!" Kusser said sarcastically.
"Well you don't have to be rude as well Miss Kusser." Sam added.
"I can be as f***ing rude as I f***ing want to be you little f***ing midget!"
The whole room took a step back away from Kusser.
"Yeah, Im f***ing psyco, I know. It's a f***ing gift!"
"Well then, I say we get a move on!" May said as she packed her stuff up.
"Im with May." Pippin said in a rush.
"Aww, isn't he just an adorable little bugger, that little Pippi is!" May said cheerfully.
Pippin threw a broad smile.
They all got ready and headed out of the prancing Pony Inn and returned on their journey.
Me: I love singing as you can tell.
Singing voice: Umm..but its not that good.
Me: I resent that!! Ohh wait- I shouldn't, you are the one that sings for me so- HA!
Singing Voice: then in that case, it is lovely like three birds in harmony.
Me: that's annoying!
Singing Voice: -mumbles to herself- not as much as you are
Me: I heard that!!!
Singing Voice: You couldn't- how- what-
Me: Duh!!! Im part elf!! -smacks singing voice's head-
Singing Voice: Grrr!! Ill be nice if you let me be in this story!
Me: You already are!!
Singing Voice: but I mean as an actual character!
Me: that's way too confusing, and besides what will you have to say?
Singing Voice: ohh I don't know! Just stuff.
Me: No. NEXT!
-new person walks up-
Me: and which wonderful quality of me are you?
Kusser: I am Kusser- Your best quality. -grits teeth-
Me: I'll give you a shot at it. Why not, your name sounds interesting.
Kusser: Thank you! Now on with the story! -teeth still gritting-
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May had finally fallen asleep then there was a knock at the door. It startled May, whom still had Pippin in her arms not awakening him.
May looked at Strider then whispered, "Do you think it's a wring wraith?"
"Not quite sure. We shouldn't take our chances." They were the only two still up.
The knock on the door turned into severe pounding.
"Strigorn, Im scared."
"Too bad. You deserve it for that foul kiss of death you have given me."
"Ohh come on now, come on now, that was just to keep the kids entertained!"
"Kids? What kids?"
"The hobbits and Parlet of course."
The pounding got louder and Strider drew his sword. May just held tighter onto sleeping Pippin.
"LET ME IN YOU SONS OF B****ES!!" the voice from the door barked.
"I don't think that's a wring wraith.." May pointed out as the rest of the group awoken by the loud cry.
Strider had his sword out and held it close to him as he flung the door open. Parlet had jumped behind Strider with his own sword ready for the person behind the door.
The looked to see who it was. May peaked from behind the wall no longer holding poor Pippin, for he was holding onto her scared stiff. The girl had looked exactly like May. May's face turned pale.
The two grown men still held onto their swords but was too a bit shocked at what they had seen.
"Ohh no not another one!" Aragorn cried.
"Perdy, perdy princess!!" May said turning back to her normal self.
The girl at the door darted in shutting it behind her. "They're here!!"
"Who are?" Parlet asked.
"The F***ing Wraiths you dumb sh*t!!"
Strider looked at her curiously. "How do you know about them?"
"Well lets just say I am too f***ing smart for my own small f***ing body!!" she barked. She was a bit shorter than May was but looked exactly the same by appearance.
"No need for such foul words miss.." Strider began but didn't know her name so he motioned her to state her name.
"The f***ing name is f***ing Kusser you F***ing B*st*rds!"
"Well then, Lady Kusser, there is no need for such foul language." Strider repeated.
"I can F***ing say what ever the F*** I want to say when I F***ing want to f***ing say it you f***ing dumba**!!!"
Everyone was silent.
"Well any F***ing way, the f***ing Wraiths are f***ing here."
May stood up keeping one hand with Pippin. "You are soooo me in a crabby mood!" She then began to Laugh.
"What kind of f***ing word is F***ing Crabby? Don't you mean B****y?"
"Well- I guess so."
"And besides I am you! I'm your best quality. I am the side that cusses the most. I know you've heard of me sweet a**."
"I uhh- how did you get here?" May finally broke the ice by saying the question that everyone wanted to ask.
"I don't know, maybe I crawled out of your f***ing a**!"
May pulled Kusser aside for a moment letting go of Pippin.
"Kusser," she started whispering to her, "You aren't a quality I would like to share with my friends. You're a bit, well, crude."
"Well then I suggest you f***ing live with it you b****!"
May gasped then glared at her a bit evilly. "How dare you!"
"Ohh I dare May, I do, I f***ing dare!"
They walked back out to the crowd.
"Im staying with you guys whether you f***ing like it or not. Got it?" She snapped at everyone.
"I wouldn't want a foul mouth such as yourself join us!" Frodo snapped back.
"Well then you f***ing short a**, your going to live with it whether your little a** likes it or not!!"
Frodo glared evilly at her himself. The room was soon filled with glares from everyone.
"What? I cant help it if I f***ing cuss a f***ing lot!"
"Well, could you at least try and cut down on it?" Merry jumped in.
"Ohh that would be soooo f***ing easy!!" Kusser said sarcastically.
"Well you don't have to be rude as well Miss Kusser." Sam added.
"I can be as f***ing rude as I f***ing want to be you little f***ing midget!"
The whole room took a step back away from Kusser.
"Yeah, Im f***ing psyco, I know. It's a f***ing gift!"
"Well then, I say we get a move on!" May said as she packed her stuff up.
"Im with May." Pippin said in a rush.
"Aww, isn't he just an adorable little bugger, that little Pippi is!" May said cheerfully.
Pippin threw a broad smile.
They all got ready and headed out of the prancing Pony Inn and returned on their journey.