Chapter 4: The Plot Thickens
(Disclaimer: By now you should get that I don't own Harry Potter. If your thicke mind hasn't grasped this concept yet, I suggest you visit your nearest pre-school, ASAP!)
*Harry and Ron are sitting in the Common Room. Ron seems slightly drunk, he had 4 bottles of fire-whisky.*
Harry: *Talks in a drab voice* Hmmm...
Ron: *Also talks in a drab voice* What?
Harry: *Still drab-sounding* I was just thinking about how Dumblebee died...I mean, McGonagoll said he was murdered, but she never said who. Maybe I should, as usually, act like the nosy hero I am and find out.
Ron: *Acting extremly drab* Is this where the story starts to have a plot?
Harry: *Annoyingly drab* I think so...
-Meanwhile-
Voldemort: Hmmm....I've tried email AND the phone but Harry never seems to be there...*Looks over at Wormtail who is wearing a WWJD bracelet.* Thats it!
Wormtail: What....
Voldemort! Your bracelet...
Wormtail: What about it...
Voldemort: Leave me alone rat-poop, I need to think. *Runs into a room and slams the door. The room is grossly covered by Sesame Street, Care Bear and Harry Potter posters and other various merchandise.* Hmmm....WWJD...What would Jackson do......It could only mean one thing! I need to consult Micheal Jackson!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs the phone and dials a few numbers*
-Back at Hogwarts-
Harry: Ok mate, here's how we'll find out how Dumbledore was killed.
Ron: Hey, Harry...
Harry: Yes, mate?
Ron: Could you stop calling me mate....It sounds like something from the Discovery Channel...
Harry: Sure...um...buddy...
Ron: Now I sound like a dog....
Harry: *Very mad, but patient* Ok, Best Bud! Is that better?
Ron: *Disgusted* Ugggh! Now I sound like an exceptional can of beer!
Harry: How about "Special Friend"?
Ron: *Straight-foward* Harry, that sounds slashy...
Harry: *Looks faint* EEH! I'll just call you chum...
Ron: *Whiny* But thats like the Chum-Bucket from Spongebob!
Harry: *Screaming* FINE I'LL JUST CALL YOU RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: *Shrugs* Works for me...
(Disclaimer: By now you should get that I don't own Harry Potter. If your thicke mind hasn't grasped this concept yet, I suggest you visit your nearest pre-school, ASAP!)
*Harry and Ron are sitting in the Common Room. Ron seems slightly drunk, he had 4 bottles of fire-whisky.*
Harry: *Talks in a drab voice* Hmmm...
Ron: *Also talks in a drab voice* What?
Harry: *Still drab-sounding* I was just thinking about how Dumblebee died...I mean, McGonagoll said he was murdered, but she never said who. Maybe I should, as usually, act like the nosy hero I am and find out.
Ron: *Acting extremly drab* Is this where the story starts to have a plot?
Harry: *Annoyingly drab* I think so...
-Meanwhile-
Voldemort: Hmmm....I've tried email AND the phone but Harry never seems to be there...*Looks over at Wormtail who is wearing a WWJD bracelet.* Thats it!
Wormtail: What....
Voldemort! Your bracelet...
Wormtail: What about it...
Voldemort: Leave me alone rat-poop, I need to think. *Runs into a room and slams the door. The room is grossly covered by Sesame Street, Care Bear and Harry Potter posters and other various merchandise.* Hmmm....WWJD...What would Jackson do......It could only mean one thing! I need to consult Micheal Jackson!!!!!!!!!! *Grabs the phone and dials a few numbers*
-Back at Hogwarts-
Harry: Ok mate, here's how we'll find out how Dumbledore was killed.
Ron: Hey, Harry...
Harry: Yes, mate?
Ron: Could you stop calling me mate....It sounds like something from the Discovery Channel...
Harry: Sure...um...buddy...
Ron: Now I sound like a dog....
Harry: *Very mad, but patient* Ok, Best Bud! Is that better?
Ron: *Disgusted* Ugggh! Now I sound like an exceptional can of beer!
Harry: How about "Special Friend"?
Ron: *Straight-foward* Harry, that sounds slashy...
Harry: *Looks faint* EEH! I'll just call you chum...
Ron: *Whiny* But thats like the Chum-Bucket from Spongebob!
Harry: *Screaming* FINE I'LL JUST CALL YOU RON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron: *Shrugs* Works for me...