I do NOT own Yu-Gi-Oh! or Ocarina of Time. And I'm NOT saying it again.

Chapter 2

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~ Inside Grandpa ~

Yugi: I can't believe I have to do this!

Mokuba: Same here. * looks at pit covered with a spider web * How do you think we're gonna get down there?

Yugi: * shrugs * I don't know. * spots ladder * Let's go up that.

Mokuba: That sounded childish just then.

Yugi: Oh well :p

Mokuba: -_-;

~ In the Room With The Deku . . . something, I forget the name ~

Yugi enters the room, and spots Tristan with leaves on his head, and him holding something like a cone and chucking nuts out of it.

Yugi: Tristan?!?!

Mokuba: o.O And I thought MY costume was bad!!!

Tristan: Yeah, tell me about it fairy.

Yugi: Ummm . . . what do I do here?

Tristan: Well, in the game, you had to use that shield of yours to get by me, and get the slingshot.

Yugi: SLINGSHOT!!!!!! \^o^/ * grabs shield *

Tristan: o.O What's so exciting about a slingshot?

Yugi: I've wanted one ALL my life, but Mom and Grandpa wouldn't let me have one. I guess this fic is gonna turn out for the better! ^___________^

Mokuba: He is starting to worry me.

Grandpa's voice: I'm gonna take that slingshot away from you when you leave, Yugi!!!

Yugi: Awwww . . . why wont' you let me have a slingshot?!?!? It's not fair!! JOEY had one!!!

Tristan: * flips through script * Uh, Grandpa? You might not live long enough to take it away from him.

Grandpa's voice: Why not?

Tristan: Because apparently you die once Yugi breaks the curse.

Grandpa's voice: Dammnit!!!

Mokuba and Yugi: O.O

Tristan: . . . . . . let's move on, shall we?

Yugi: Yes.

Tristan: Ok! ^_^ * chucks nut at Yugi, and it hits him in the . . . you know *

Yugi: TRISTAN!?!?!? . . . . Bastard!! * Falls over, and curls into a ball *

Mokuba: I don't think I should be in this role any longer then I should have too . . . Seto isn't going to like this . . .

~ After Yugi had his way with Tristan . . . ~

Yugi: Heh heh heh heh heh . . . I finally have a slingshot!! ^_________________^

Mokuba: * slowly edges away *

Yugi: * randomly aims slingshot *

Mokuba: AAHH!!!!

Yugi: Oh fine then. * puts it away *

Mokuba: Phew * looks around * Where do we go now? We've been all over this floor. Where else do we go?

Yugi: I'm not sure. Where can we get the script?

Mokuba: I don't' know. * looks down * . . . . uh oh. I think I know where we go next.

Yugi: Where?

Mokuba: * points down to the spider's web *

Yugi: O.O You first!!! * shoves Mokuba in front of him *

Mokuba: No! Be my guest! * reverses places with Yugi *

And that keeps going for about 20 minutes, until the authoress decides to do something about it.

Authoress: * sneaks up from behind the two of them, and pushes them both over the edge *

Yugi and Mokuba: AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yugi: Your gonna PAY for this . . .

Authoress: My work here is done!!! * suddenly disappears in a puff of blue smoke *

Yugi and Mokuba fall through the spider's web, and land in a pit of water.

Mokuba: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!!!!!!!

Yugi: * looks at Mokuba, and then sees a spider trying to eat him, thinking Mokubas a fly * AH!! Don't worry! I'LL save you! * pulls out sword and whacks at the spider *

Mokuba: @_@ Let's NOT jump through another spider web!! * flies in a distorted pattern - like he's drunk or something like that *

Authoress: You have ANOTHER hole to jump!!!!!

Mokuba: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: -_-;;

~ At another room with Tristan . . . again ~

Yugi: You again?!!??!?

Tristan: Yeah, unfortunately for me.

Mokuba: Why you?

Tristan: 'Cause if I hit Yugi like that again, then I'm dead for sure!!!

Yugi: -_-; Well then, just make sure not to hit me!!!

Tristan: * gulps and continues nervously * I'll make sure buddy . . .

Yugi: * glares * Good. Or I'll make sure Yami gets you somehow . . .

Mokuba: Ummm . . . what do we have to do here?

Tristan: Same as last time.

Yugi: I thought you would know better then hitting me again . . .

Tristan: Only WITHOUT that minor detail . . . ^^;;;;

Yugi: Good. Why don't' you just give me the information?

Tristan: Because the people who made the game made it so that you would have to use that shield of yours.

Yugi: Stupid people . . . * grabs his shield *

Yugi and Tristan hit the nuts back at each other.

Tristan: Remember this: 23 is number 1!

Mokuba: Why should we remember THAT?!?!

Tristan: It's the road block on the only way out of the dungeon.

Yugi: Do you have anything to write with?

Tristan: No.

Yugi: Damnit

Yugi and Mokuba go through more parts of the dungeon, involving the use of torches . . .

Mokuba: HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! HOT!! It BUUUUURRRRRNNSSS!!!!!! * flying around while he is on fire *

Yugi: * clutches his Deku stick * Oops . . . . . . Kaiba's gonna KILL me for that . . .

~ In the room with the second * and for Mokuba; FINAL * spider web ~

Yugi: We're back HERE!?!?!?

Mokuba: With access to another damn spider web!!!

Yugi: Where did you learn that language?

Mokuba: Seto. When he has his VERY bad days.

Yugi: Ah.

Mokuba: * sighs * I suppose we have to go through THIS web too?

Authoress: Yes.

Yugi: But we don't' have a high enough height!

Authoress: * conks Yugi on the head * You learned NOTHING from that experience when Mokuba caught on FIRE?!?!?

Yugi: * has a blank look, and then looks at Mokuba. Then he finally clues in * Oh.

Mokuba: It doesn't involve me going on fire again, does it?

Yugi: Hopefully no.

Mokuba: Phew.

~ The Room with 3 Deku Shrubs ~

Yugi: Their called Deku Shrubs?

Mokuba: I guess she finally remembered.

They look at the 3, and they see Tristan, Duke and Johnny Steps.

Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yugi: What is HE doing here?!?!?!?!? * points to Johnny *

Tristan: The authoress figured he was such an annoyance that this would be perfect for him.

Johnny: Grrr . . . I'll get back at her for sure . . .

Yugi: Riiiiiight . . . anyway, how do I get in that room?

Duke: You have to beat the rest of us first.

Tristan: Remember that order I told you Yugi!!

Duke and Johnny: * look at Tristan like he's insane * ARE YOU MAD?!?!? * proceed to beat the living crap out of him *

Yugi and Mokuba: * walk past the three silently, and enter the Boss room *

~ In the Boss room ~

Yugi: Man, is it ever dark in here.

Mokuba: * hears a clicking sound and looks up * AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Yugi: * looks up and sees Mokuba's possibly worst nightmare * AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! What is HE doing here?!?!?!?

Pegasus: Well, isn't' it great to see two of my best friends again!! * clenches Funny Bunny plushy *

Mokuba: Aren't you supposed to be in that spider costume?

Pegasus: I guess so. But it didn't' look at ALL good on me. Don't you agree?

Yugi: Umm . . . whatever . . .

Mokuba: Can we beat you up already? I've been wanting to do that for a LOOOONG time! * cracks his knuckles *

Pegasus: o.O;;; Err . . . . I think I'll leave now!!! * disappears *

Yugi: But weren't we supposed to beat him?

Mokuba: Yeah. Why did he take the fun out of it? * sulks *

Yugi: I don't' think I want you to have that part of your personality in public . . .

Mokuba: But I REEEEAAAALLLY HATE him Yugi!!!!!!

The blue warp light appears, with a Heart Container.

Yugi: * picks it up * What's this?

Mokuba: Isn't that like your health?

Yugi: I wouldn't' know * shrugs *

They both enter the blue warping light together

~ In front of Grandpa ~

Yugi: YAAAAYYY!!!!!! We're finally OUT!!! *jumps around like an idiot *

Grandpa: And now I'll take that slingshot!

Yugi: NO!!! MINE!!! * clutches onto it with his life *

Mokuba: Aren't you supposed to explain some stuff to us?

Grandpa: Oh. I guess so. You can fall asleep anytime until I decide to wake you.

Yugi and Mokuba: ALL RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! * they both fall asleep *

About a day or so later . . . .

Grandpa: And you must go see the Princess of Destiny . . . WAKE UP!!!

Yugi and Mokuba: AH!! . . . * sounding bored * Oh, it's only you.

Grandpa: -_-;. Anyway, take this Yugi. You'll need it where your going. It's the Kokiri's Emerald. And now go see the Princess of Destiny.

Yugi: Where would she be?

Grandpa: In a castle on the other side of the country.

Yugi: * under his breath * dammit

~ After Grandpa 'dies' ~

Joey: You killed Grandpa??! What's gonna happen to the card shop? Whatcha gonna do without him? . . . * thinks * Are ya gonna have a party?

Yugi: No. I'm not going to have a party.

Joey: Aw nuts * walks back home *

Yugi and Mokuba: -_-;

Mokuba: I think we should go see Téa now . . . . .

~ At the forest Exit ~

Yugi is running on the bridge, Mokuba flying after him. They suddenly hear Serenity.

Serenity: You're leaving?!?!?!?

Yugi: Yeah. To see Téa.

Serenity: It's ALWAYS TEA isn't it?!?!?! Why HER Yugi?!?!?

Yugi: Uhhhhhhh . . . . . I don't' know?

Serenity: Oh, SUUUUUURRRRE ya don't'!!!

Yugi: I've REALLY gotta be going now Serenity . . .

Serenity: Take this with you first! * hands him Ocarina *

Yugi: What's this?

Serenity: It's an Ocarina, silly! * giggles * Hopefully, you'll come visit me when you play it!

Yugi: Uhhh . . . ok . . . then . . . * thinks: "I don't' want Joey to think I'm hitting on his little sister!!!! Better get out of here!!!" and then he runs off, Mokuba chasing after him.

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There's my 2nd chapter!!! AND I'VE GOT A COUPLE REVIEWS!!!!!

Seto: IF YOU SHOW ME IN ANY CHAPTER WITH MY ROLE, YOU ARE DEAD MEAT!!!!!!!

Uh . . . I'm going to have to put you in the fic eventually Seto.

Seto: WHY?!?!?!?

Because you have a VERY valuable role!!

Hmmm . . . If you people review more, I'll give Seto a guest appearance in his role!!!!!!

Seto: WHAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

^_~ That might get some more reviews . . .