(a/n: Today I was getting ready to go 2 Target, so I passed my hamster,
Sabbath Jack-Elrond Sparrow, yes he's real, well I passed him, and I wanted
2 play with him, and so I opened the cage and he wasn't moving. I tapped
the house he was in, and he still didn't move. Yes ladies and gentlemen,
Sabbath Jack-Elrond Sparrow, is Dead. I am going to have a proper burial,
an write an obituary for him and try to send it out to the papers. I will
always remember the good times we've had and never forget the most sexiest
hamster in all of Middle-Earth. R.I.P. baby, I miss you. His spirit will
always live among me.)
When they finally arrived at Rivendell, Toast let Kusser out of the bag.
"Where the f*** am I?!" Kusser looked a bit angry and evil.
"Your In Rivendell." A blonde haired elf replied to the angry looking human side of Toast.
"Whoa, this place is ACTUALLY Rivendell?!" Toast looked in amassment.
"Yes it is. And who are you?" The elf asked her.
"I am-" Toast was cut off by Strider, who didn't want to hear the whole explanation again, and maybe risk her changing her name once more.
"Toast. Her name is Toast."
"Well actually-" Strider cut her off again giving her a stern look.
"Just Toast." He said.
Toast shrugged then was suddenly hit by something. "OWW!"
She turned around and saw Kusser was in the back whistling. On the floor was a spoon.
Toast shrieked. "AHHHHHHH!!!" she climbed on Strider trying to keep safe from the horrid spoon.
Striders face was filled with the 'ohh god, this is not happening to me!' look.
"Whats wrong Lady Toast?" the blonde elf asked. Toast not giving him a second look, hardly even seeing his face yet.
"IT'S A SPOON! THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN LAMPS ARE SPOONS!!" Toast let out another shriek as she looked from the spoon to Kusser giggling her head off, rolling on the floor.
Everyone shuddered at her shrieks because they were loud and skinny, like the noise a whistle would make, only higher pitched. Pippin walked over to the spoon and picked it up. He walked over to Kusser and hit her over the head right before he through it away.
"Its alright Ma-Toast. Its gone." Pippin said as he looked up at her smiling.
Toast opened her eyes to see if it was gone. She saw Kusser rubbing her head and Pippin smiling at her. She couldn't help but return the smile of her savior. His smile was warming. Toast jumped off of Strider's back whom looked quite embarrassed.
"Sorry Strigorn." Toast said as she winked.
"Its Strider." He looked quite annoyed.
Toast looked over at the blonde elf she hardly noticed anyways and began to drool uncontrollably for the third time.
The elf gave her an odd look then looked over at Strider. "Is she okay?" he whispered to the ranger.
"No. She has a bit of a mental illness." Kusser cut into their conversation.
Toast started to look as if she were day dreaming. Kusser poked her.
"No, I like it Strigorn. You too Haldir. Yes that's right." Toast mumbled out still looking into a day dreaming phase.
"So your Haldir?" Kusser looked a bit surprised at his appearance. "I would have guessed different. Ohh well." Kusser shrugged.
Two guys stood behind Kusser and waited silently until she turned around.
Parlet was further behind the two guys and yelled at her for her attention. "Kusser!"
Kusser turned around and the two guys that were standing behind her grabbed her arms and dragged her out into the forest.
Toast had just came out of her phase thing, so she looked at Parlet. "what was that about?"
Parlet walked over to her and whispered in her ear, "I told the guards of Lord Elrond that Kusser said he was queer, as in liking other men."
Toast started to giggle. At the thought of even the closest fact of Lord Elrond to be gay and flirting with Strider and Haldir like she wanted to was absolutely funny to her. She stopped laughing immediately and had a sad look on her face.
"Anything wrong?" Parlet asked.
"Ohh nothing." Toast looked down to her feet.
Parlet saw her and lifted her chin to see her eye to eye. "Tell me."
"I just..I just miss my hamster." Toast staggered out. "I miss him. He was rude, but I miss him. He was my best friend, even though he could speak, I knew everything I told him, he wouldn't repeat. Even in threat of death. I just miss him and Im worried I might never see him again."
"You loved him that much didn't you?" Parlet asked a bit sadly.
Toast just nodded, a few tears running down her face, smearing her mascara.
Parlet wiped them away. "It will be okay. I can assure you, that you will reunite with him once again."
She smiled a bit knowing he was right. A song suddenly popped into her head.
"Hold me down, Im gunna fly straight to heaven,
Hold me down, don't ever let me go,
I've been around you I know I cant stay forever
And when I leave I want you to know
When im finally gone im gunna be gone without a trace,
There's a kit if good times ahead before were done,
And on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
Tell me lies you know that id still believe you
Stay right here don't move from that spot
I can't go you know im afraid to leave you
Don't you know your all that I've got
Im afraid if you go you might disappear behind a mist
And id rather be hung from a tree or shot by a gun
And of all of these things that matter here upon my list
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
You are my number one
Im tryin' to make it clear
Im tryin' to let you know when your afraid im gunna be there
And im finally gunna be gone without a trace
And there's a lot of good times before were done
And on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one." (Smashmouth's You are my Number One; Dedicated to you Sabbath.)
"What was that?" Haldir asked as he saw her tearing up.
"It was a song that reminded me of Sabbath." Toast fell on her knees and started crying, her mascara running down her face.
"Who is Sabbath?" Haldir asked whispering to Parlet.
"Her friend." Parlet whispered to him back.
Pippin rushed over looking at Toast wrapping his arms around her in a tight embrace.
"Don't worry Toast." His embrace only got tighter as he said that.
Toast lifted her head up from her hands and looked at Pippin. "Pippi darlin' are you okay?"
Pippin looked up at her and wiped her tears away with his sleeves. "Parlet is right. You will see Sabbath once again."
Toast smiled at him and threw her arms around him as well in a hug. "Pippi, you are here for me always, and I respect that. I will always be here for you as well."
Pippin smiled at both her words and the embrace. If he was suffering from Hypercronical Friendteria, he had got it bad. Toast wasn't used to a lot of actions and emotions like the ones Pippin had shown her. She kissed him on the cheek, gave him a pat on the head and stood up. "Thank you Pippi." She smiled feeling her normal self, and for having a guardian such as Pippin.
Parlet looked at the other guys, Haldir and Strider. "Well, are we getting a room?"
When they finally arrived at Rivendell, Toast let Kusser out of the bag.
"Where the f*** am I?!" Kusser looked a bit angry and evil.
"Your In Rivendell." A blonde haired elf replied to the angry looking human side of Toast.
"Whoa, this place is ACTUALLY Rivendell?!" Toast looked in amassment.
"Yes it is. And who are you?" The elf asked her.
"I am-" Toast was cut off by Strider, who didn't want to hear the whole explanation again, and maybe risk her changing her name once more.
"Toast. Her name is Toast."
"Well actually-" Strider cut her off again giving her a stern look.
"Just Toast." He said.
Toast shrugged then was suddenly hit by something. "OWW!"
She turned around and saw Kusser was in the back whistling. On the floor was a spoon.
Toast shrieked. "AHHHHHHH!!!" she climbed on Strider trying to keep safe from the horrid spoon.
Striders face was filled with the 'ohh god, this is not happening to me!' look.
"Whats wrong Lady Toast?" the blonde elf asked. Toast not giving him a second look, hardly even seeing his face yet.
"IT'S A SPOON! THE ONLY THING SCARIER THAN LAMPS ARE SPOONS!!" Toast let out another shriek as she looked from the spoon to Kusser giggling her head off, rolling on the floor.
Everyone shuddered at her shrieks because they were loud and skinny, like the noise a whistle would make, only higher pitched. Pippin walked over to the spoon and picked it up. He walked over to Kusser and hit her over the head right before he through it away.
"Its alright Ma-Toast. Its gone." Pippin said as he looked up at her smiling.
Toast opened her eyes to see if it was gone. She saw Kusser rubbing her head and Pippin smiling at her. She couldn't help but return the smile of her savior. His smile was warming. Toast jumped off of Strider's back whom looked quite embarrassed.
"Sorry Strigorn." Toast said as she winked.
"Its Strider." He looked quite annoyed.
Toast looked over at the blonde elf she hardly noticed anyways and began to drool uncontrollably for the third time.
The elf gave her an odd look then looked over at Strider. "Is she okay?" he whispered to the ranger.
"No. She has a bit of a mental illness." Kusser cut into their conversation.
Toast started to look as if she were day dreaming. Kusser poked her.
"No, I like it Strigorn. You too Haldir. Yes that's right." Toast mumbled out still looking into a day dreaming phase.
"So your Haldir?" Kusser looked a bit surprised at his appearance. "I would have guessed different. Ohh well." Kusser shrugged.
Two guys stood behind Kusser and waited silently until she turned around.
Parlet was further behind the two guys and yelled at her for her attention. "Kusser!"
Kusser turned around and the two guys that were standing behind her grabbed her arms and dragged her out into the forest.
Toast had just came out of her phase thing, so she looked at Parlet. "what was that about?"
Parlet walked over to her and whispered in her ear, "I told the guards of Lord Elrond that Kusser said he was queer, as in liking other men."
Toast started to giggle. At the thought of even the closest fact of Lord Elrond to be gay and flirting with Strider and Haldir like she wanted to was absolutely funny to her. She stopped laughing immediately and had a sad look on her face.
"Anything wrong?" Parlet asked.
"Ohh nothing." Toast looked down to her feet.
Parlet saw her and lifted her chin to see her eye to eye. "Tell me."
"I just..I just miss my hamster." Toast staggered out. "I miss him. He was rude, but I miss him. He was my best friend, even though he could speak, I knew everything I told him, he wouldn't repeat. Even in threat of death. I just miss him and Im worried I might never see him again."
"You loved him that much didn't you?" Parlet asked a bit sadly.
Toast just nodded, a few tears running down her face, smearing her mascara.
Parlet wiped them away. "It will be okay. I can assure you, that you will reunite with him once again."
She smiled a bit knowing he was right. A song suddenly popped into her head.
"Hold me down, Im gunna fly straight to heaven,
Hold me down, don't ever let me go,
I've been around you I know I cant stay forever
And when I leave I want you to know
When im finally gone im gunna be gone without a trace,
There's a kit if good times ahead before were done,
And on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
Tell me lies you know that id still believe you
Stay right here don't move from that spot
I can't go you know im afraid to leave you
Don't you know your all that I've got
Im afraid if you go you might disappear behind a mist
And id rather be hung from a tree or shot by a gun
And of all of these things that matter here upon my list
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
You are my number one
Im tryin' to make it clear
Im tryin' to let you know when your afraid im gunna be there
And im finally gunna be gone without a trace
And there's a lot of good times before were done
And on top of this list of things before I leave this place
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one
You are my number one
Yes you are my number one." (Smashmouth's You are my Number One; Dedicated to you Sabbath.)
"What was that?" Haldir asked as he saw her tearing up.
"It was a song that reminded me of Sabbath." Toast fell on her knees and started crying, her mascara running down her face.
"Who is Sabbath?" Haldir asked whispering to Parlet.
"Her friend." Parlet whispered to him back.
Pippin rushed over looking at Toast wrapping his arms around her in a tight embrace.
"Don't worry Toast." His embrace only got tighter as he said that.
Toast lifted her head up from her hands and looked at Pippin. "Pippi darlin' are you okay?"
Pippin looked up at her and wiped her tears away with his sleeves. "Parlet is right. You will see Sabbath once again."
Toast smiled at him and threw her arms around him as well in a hug. "Pippi, you are here for me always, and I respect that. I will always be here for you as well."
Pippin smiled at both her words and the embrace. If he was suffering from Hypercronical Friendteria, he had got it bad. Toast wasn't used to a lot of actions and emotions like the ones Pippin had shown her. She kissed him on the cheek, gave him a pat on the head and stood up. "Thank you Pippi." She smiled feeling her normal self, and for having a guardian such as Pippin.
Parlet looked at the other guys, Haldir and Strider. "Well, are we getting a room?"