This chapter is shorter. But it's the moment you've ALL been waiting for!!
Chapter 3
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Outside the Kokiri Forest, Yugi and Mokuba cover their eyes. Yugi looks up, and sees an owl.
Owl: Hello there Yugi.
Yugi: . . . . Professor Hopskin?
Professor H: That isn't my dubbed name.
Yugi: The authoress can't remember it.
Professor H: Oh. Well, time to get on with my role. So, you've finally began your journey Yugi. Going to meet Téa?
Yugi: No duh. Say, wasn't' the role of the owl to annoy the player?
Mokuba: Yeah, it was.
Professor: * sighs * And I got stuck with it!!!
Yugi: Poor Professor . . . .
Mokuba: Yeah. I feel sorry for you.
Professor: I'd better get on with my job. * ahem * You can always look at the Item Screen to set your items to the selected buttons!
Yugi: I KNEW that ALREADY!!!
Professor: Hey, just doing my job Yugi. Besides, you can always look at your map to see where you're going!
Mokuba: How does that help?
Professor: I have no clue whatsoever.
Yugi: Then why are you telling us this?
Professor: It's my job. And now, I shall come back and annoy you some other time. * flies away *
Both Yugi and Mokuba sigh a sigh of relief.
Yugi: Let's get going!!!
Then they both run along the path.
Mokuba: Hurry! The sun is setting!
The draw bridge rises.
Yugi: Great, you jinxed it.
Mokuba: Or you should run more in PE.
Yugi: Or both.
Mokuba: Now we're stuck outside for the night!
Yugi: * hears a strange sound * Uhhh . . . Mokuba? What's that sound?
Mokuba: * looks around * Uhhh . . . . oohh . . . . I think you should get that sword out Yugi . . . . and fast!!!!
Yugi: Why? * sees what Mokuba is staring at * AAAAAAAHHHH!!! * pulls out sword * SKELETON THINGS!!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! * hacks all the skeletons into tiny pieces *
Mokuba: I didn't' expect someone like YOU to do that with a sword Yugi.
Yugi: * panting * I guess . . . that's what everybody . . . expects Yami . . . to do . . . when does the sun come up?
Mokuba: * looks at his watch * another three hours.
Yugi: * muttering inaudibly *
Then, three hours later, the drawbridge comes down, and they enter town.
Mokuba: 'Bout time. Do you think there is a hotel around here? I need my sleep.
Yugi: I don't' think . . . . AH!!!!
Mokuba: What's wrong?
Yugi: * points to someone in a ranch girl outfit * Her.
Mokuba and Yugi are looking at a girl that was near Yugi's height, with average length blonde hair, and half circle glasses. You guessed it, it's Rebecca.
Rebecca: I can't believe I got this part . . . I can't sing!! * sees Yugi * DARLING!!!!!!! * grabs onto him and wont' let go *
Yugi: -_-;;;; Could you please let go of me Rebecca? I need to go to the castle and meet Téa.
Rebecca: * light bulb appears above head * Let's go together!!!!! My Dad is there, delivering milk!
Yugi: Your Dad was the annoying owl from earlier . . .
Rebecca: But now he's taking milk to the castle . . . * looks confused, and then looks angry * Wait a minute - is the authoress putting my Dad into more then one role?
Authoress' voice from a distance: Yes . . . just like you Rebecca . . .
Yugi, Rebecca and Mokuba: o.O
Mokuba: We see her MORE then ONCE?!?!
Yugi: * shudders *
~ In front of the Castle ~
Professor H: Well, it seems you've made it to the castle.
Yugi: With another traveler too, Professor.
Rebecca: Hi Dad!! * waves too him *
Professor H: * looks at Rebecca * I'd better get into my other role! I'll see you all VERY shortly!!! * flies off *
Yugi: * breaks off Rebecca's grip * I'd better get inside that castle now! * walks up to the vines and tries to climb it *
Rebecca: HEY!!!!!
Yugi: * falls down on the ground * OWIE!!!!!
Mokuba: What is it Rebecca?
Rebecca: Take THIS with you! * hands Yugi an egg *
Yugi: -_-; What's it for?
Rebecca: I don't' know. I think you'll need it though Yugi.
Mokuba: Uh-huh . . .
Then they start climbing the vine, and look around when they reach the top.
Yugi: Uh oh . . .
Mokuba: What?
Yugi: There's guards.
Mokuba: All the guards in video games are stupid. At least, from MY experience.
Yugi: -_-; I need to know a way to get in. Without being caught by the guards!
Mokuba: Hmmmmmm . . . . . I think I know . . .
Yugi: * walks up to the guards dressed up as a pizza delivery guy * [muttering under his breath] This had better work Mokuba!!
Mokuba: Trust me. It will.
Yugi: * talking to guard * I'm here to deliver a pizza to the king?
Guard: Oh, yeah. 'Bout time ya got here. Now go in quick. * opens the gate *
Yugi and Mokuba enter the castle
Yugi: Wow. It ACTUALLY worked!
Mokuba: Better drop off that pizza in the kitchen or something.
Yugi: Ok . . . and say, where's Téa?
Random Person: I think she's in her garden again. Let me take you there!
Yugi: Ok! * puts pizza in the kitchen and goes with Random Person *
~ In Téa's Garden ~
Yugi: Téa!! We're here!
Téa: * turns around * Yugi! . . . . Mokuba!! 'Bout time you guys got here!
Mokuba: Why? Is the food bad?
Téa: No. I've had to stand here and watch Marik and my Father talk together.
Yugi: And you have no chairs?
Téa: Nope. And now my feet are killing me!!
Mokuba: Ah.
Téa: Anyway, did Grandpa give you a green jewel?
Yugi: Yeah. Some guy tried to swipe it and the Millennium Puzzle on my way here. Good thing Rebecca was there to help with that . . . otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Mokuba: Yeah. That guy was creepy. He almost gave us a thousand rupees for both the emerald and the Millennium Puzzle.
Téa: . . . . .
Yugi: You were saying?
Téa: Oh yeah. There has been a legend past down from the Royal Family. If you get the Triforce, then you can have ANY wish you want granted!
Yugi: Is that what Marik wants?
Téa: That's what I'm thinking.
Mokuba: Well no duh. He would be using it to get the 3 Egyptian God cards and that Puzzle of yours.
Yugi: Well they had to really protect that thing.
Téa: And now I'll continue. * ahem * The ancient sages built a temple over the Sacred Realm, where the Triforce is. And there lies the Master Sword, the sword that supposedly kills all evil!
Yugi: Supposedly?
Téa: Yeah. I've read ahead. And I've played the game before.
Mokuba: Since when?
Téa: Since my bratty cousin bought the game, and then was too scared to play it, so he had me play it. It was a nice game actually. ^_^
Yugi: Ok . . . then . . . you still have to continue your speech then.
Téa: Yeah. In order to get to the Master Sword, you must open the Door of Time. With the Spiritual Stones and the Ocarina of Time.
Yugi: And let me guess, this temple is called the Temple of Time.
Téa: Yep.
Mokuba: The people who made this game sure like the 'of time' thing in the titles.
Yugi: Yeah.
Téa: And now you must go and get the other Spiritual Stones, and then we can stop Marik!
Yugi: With a duel?!?!
Téa: No. With the Master Sword and Triforce.
Yugi: Damn.
Téa: Here's a note to give to anyone who won't let you through. Tell them the Princess sent you.
Yugi: Ok!
Téa: And now Mai will get you guys out of here, past the guards.
Yugi and Mokuba turn around and see Mai dressed like Impa.
Mai: What are you looking at?
Mokuba: Uh . . . you. You have to get us out of the castle.
Mai: Oh. Right. But first I have to teach you a song for that Ocarina of yours.
Yugi: Why?
Mai: Because the script says so. Now listen up. * plays the formally named "Zelda's Lullaby", which is now Téa's Lullaby *
Yugi: * attempts to play on his ocarina * :: squeeeeeeaaak toot squeek!::
Everyone but Yugi: AHHH!! MY EARS!!!!! IT HURTS!!!
Mokuba: Maybe you should get a NEW ocarina.
Yugi: But Serenity gave it to me.
Téa: You'll get a new one later on Yugi.
Yugi: Oh. OK!!!!
~ Outside the Castle ~
Mai: There's Domino village. Where I grew up. See that mountain by it?
Yugi: * worryingly *The one with the smoke ring?
Mai: Yep. You must go up that mountain and get the Gorons Ruby from them.
Mokuba: Who are we gonna meet THIS time?
Mai: I'm not sure. I'll be going now. I have a pedicure in 5 minutes * disappears with that flashy thing Impa used *
Yugi: Where did she learn to do that?
Mokuba: I wanna do that!!!
Yugi: Do you think your brother will be up there?
Mokuba: I hope not. * looks around * HEY!!! Let's go there!!!! * points to ranch *
Yugi: But we have to go to Death Mountain . . .
Mokuba: Too bad!! It can wait! * starts pulling Yugi in the ranch's direction *
~ At the Ranch ~
Yugi: What's that sound?
Mokuba: I hope it's not singing.
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Mokuba: Because it sounds sorta like that one song from the Police.
Yugi: You listen to the Police?
Mokuba: When I'm in the mood. It gets Seto annoyed too.
( A/N: I like the Police. I am not trying to bash them in anyway. I don't' own them either.)
They walk up into the center circle, and then see Rebecca with a juke box singing. There is also a horse standing next to her.
Rebecca: HI YUGI!!!!
Horse: * coughs *
Yugi: Did your horse just COUGH?!
Rebecca: Yeah. She does that when ever someone she doesn't' like comes near her. Which is just about everyone.
????: I'm NOT A GIRL!!!
Mokuba: . . . . that sounds familiar . . . make the horse talk again.
Rebecca: Come on Epona.
????: MY NAME IS NOT EPONA!!!!!
Yugi: I know that voice!!
Mokuba: SETO!!!
Seto: * takes head off costume * [gaps for air] It's hot in that suit.
Yugi: O.O No wonder Joey was laughing when he saw your role in the script . . .
Seto: WHAT!?!??! I'm GONNA KILL HIM FOR SURE NOW!!!!
Mokuba: Big brother? Don't' you have to carry Yugi everywhere when he calls you?
Seto: :: muttering inaudibly ::
Rebecca: Wanna learn the song that calls Epon - err . . . Kaiba?
Yugi: Sure ^_^
Seto: WHAT?!?!
Rebecca: * turns on juke box * This is the song! I can't sing, so I recorded someone else's voice.
Yugi: * plays the song with the same effect as last time * squeak toot squeak squeak!
Seto: GAH!!! MY EARS!!!
Mokuba: @_@ Two times in one day is twice the amount I needed . . .
_ -_-_-
That was my 3rd chapter! And I've got a lot of reviews! Me so happy!
Seto: I'M NOT!!!
Too bad for you ;P
Chapter 3
~
Outside the Kokiri Forest, Yugi and Mokuba cover their eyes. Yugi looks up, and sees an owl.
Owl: Hello there Yugi.
Yugi: . . . . Professor Hopskin?
Professor H: That isn't my dubbed name.
Yugi: The authoress can't remember it.
Professor H: Oh. Well, time to get on with my role. So, you've finally began your journey Yugi. Going to meet Téa?
Yugi: No duh. Say, wasn't' the role of the owl to annoy the player?
Mokuba: Yeah, it was.
Professor: * sighs * And I got stuck with it!!!
Yugi: Poor Professor . . . .
Mokuba: Yeah. I feel sorry for you.
Professor: I'd better get on with my job. * ahem * You can always look at the Item Screen to set your items to the selected buttons!
Yugi: I KNEW that ALREADY!!!
Professor: Hey, just doing my job Yugi. Besides, you can always look at your map to see where you're going!
Mokuba: How does that help?
Professor: I have no clue whatsoever.
Yugi: Then why are you telling us this?
Professor: It's my job. And now, I shall come back and annoy you some other time. * flies away *
Both Yugi and Mokuba sigh a sigh of relief.
Yugi: Let's get going!!!
Then they both run along the path.
Mokuba: Hurry! The sun is setting!
The draw bridge rises.
Yugi: Great, you jinxed it.
Mokuba: Or you should run more in PE.
Yugi: Or both.
Mokuba: Now we're stuck outside for the night!
Yugi: * hears a strange sound * Uhhh . . . Mokuba? What's that sound?
Mokuba: * looks around * Uhhh . . . . oohh . . . . I think you should get that sword out Yugi . . . . and fast!!!!
Yugi: Why? * sees what Mokuba is staring at * AAAAAAAHHHH!!! * pulls out sword * SKELETON THINGS!!!!!! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!!! * hacks all the skeletons into tiny pieces *
Mokuba: I didn't' expect someone like YOU to do that with a sword Yugi.
Yugi: * panting * I guess . . . that's what everybody . . . expects Yami . . . to do . . . when does the sun come up?
Mokuba: * looks at his watch * another three hours.
Yugi: * muttering inaudibly *
Then, three hours later, the drawbridge comes down, and they enter town.
Mokuba: 'Bout time. Do you think there is a hotel around here? I need my sleep.
Yugi: I don't' think . . . . AH!!!!
Mokuba: What's wrong?
Yugi: * points to someone in a ranch girl outfit * Her.
Mokuba and Yugi are looking at a girl that was near Yugi's height, with average length blonde hair, and half circle glasses. You guessed it, it's Rebecca.
Rebecca: I can't believe I got this part . . . I can't sing!! * sees Yugi * DARLING!!!!!!! * grabs onto him and wont' let go *
Yugi: -_-;;;; Could you please let go of me Rebecca? I need to go to the castle and meet Téa.
Rebecca: * light bulb appears above head * Let's go together!!!!! My Dad is there, delivering milk!
Yugi: Your Dad was the annoying owl from earlier . . .
Rebecca: But now he's taking milk to the castle . . . * looks confused, and then looks angry * Wait a minute - is the authoress putting my Dad into more then one role?
Authoress' voice from a distance: Yes . . . just like you Rebecca . . .
Yugi, Rebecca and Mokuba: o.O
Mokuba: We see her MORE then ONCE?!?!
Yugi: * shudders *
~ In front of the Castle ~
Professor H: Well, it seems you've made it to the castle.
Yugi: With another traveler too, Professor.
Rebecca: Hi Dad!! * waves too him *
Professor H: * looks at Rebecca * I'd better get into my other role! I'll see you all VERY shortly!!! * flies off *
Yugi: * breaks off Rebecca's grip * I'd better get inside that castle now! * walks up to the vines and tries to climb it *
Rebecca: HEY!!!!!
Yugi: * falls down on the ground * OWIE!!!!!
Mokuba: What is it Rebecca?
Rebecca: Take THIS with you! * hands Yugi an egg *
Yugi: -_-; What's it for?
Rebecca: I don't' know. I think you'll need it though Yugi.
Mokuba: Uh-huh . . .
Then they start climbing the vine, and look around when they reach the top.
Yugi: Uh oh . . .
Mokuba: What?
Yugi: There's guards.
Mokuba: All the guards in video games are stupid. At least, from MY experience.
Yugi: -_-; I need to know a way to get in. Without being caught by the guards!
Mokuba: Hmmmmmm . . . . . I think I know . . .
Yugi: * walks up to the guards dressed up as a pizza delivery guy * [muttering under his breath] This had better work Mokuba!!
Mokuba: Trust me. It will.
Yugi: * talking to guard * I'm here to deliver a pizza to the king?
Guard: Oh, yeah. 'Bout time ya got here. Now go in quick. * opens the gate *
Yugi and Mokuba enter the castle
Yugi: Wow. It ACTUALLY worked!
Mokuba: Better drop off that pizza in the kitchen or something.
Yugi: Ok . . . and say, where's Téa?
Random Person: I think she's in her garden again. Let me take you there!
Yugi: Ok! * puts pizza in the kitchen and goes with Random Person *
~ In Téa's Garden ~
Yugi: Téa!! We're here!
Téa: * turns around * Yugi! . . . . Mokuba!! 'Bout time you guys got here!
Mokuba: Why? Is the food bad?
Téa: No. I've had to stand here and watch Marik and my Father talk together.
Yugi: And you have no chairs?
Téa: Nope. And now my feet are killing me!!
Mokuba: Ah.
Téa: Anyway, did Grandpa give you a green jewel?
Yugi: Yeah. Some guy tried to swipe it and the Millennium Puzzle on my way here. Good thing Rebecca was there to help with that . . . otherwise I wouldn't be here.
Mokuba: Yeah. That guy was creepy. He almost gave us a thousand rupees for both the emerald and the Millennium Puzzle.
Téa: . . . . .
Yugi: You were saying?
Téa: Oh yeah. There has been a legend past down from the Royal Family. If you get the Triforce, then you can have ANY wish you want granted!
Yugi: Is that what Marik wants?
Téa: That's what I'm thinking.
Mokuba: Well no duh. He would be using it to get the 3 Egyptian God cards and that Puzzle of yours.
Yugi: Well they had to really protect that thing.
Téa: And now I'll continue. * ahem * The ancient sages built a temple over the Sacred Realm, where the Triforce is. And there lies the Master Sword, the sword that supposedly kills all evil!
Yugi: Supposedly?
Téa: Yeah. I've read ahead. And I've played the game before.
Mokuba: Since when?
Téa: Since my bratty cousin bought the game, and then was too scared to play it, so he had me play it. It was a nice game actually. ^_^
Yugi: Ok . . . then . . . you still have to continue your speech then.
Téa: Yeah. In order to get to the Master Sword, you must open the Door of Time. With the Spiritual Stones and the Ocarina of Time.
Yugi: And let me guess, this temple is called the Temple of Time.
Téa: Yep.
Mokuba: The people who made this game sure like the 'of time' thing in the titles.
Yugi: Yeah.
Téa: And now you must go and get the other Spiritual Stones, and then we can stop Marik!
Yugi: With a duel?!?!
Téa: No. With the Master Sword and Triforce.
Yugi: Damn.
Téa: Here's a note to give to anyone who won't let you through. Tell them the Princess sent you.
Yugi: Ok!
Téa: And now Mai will get you guys out of here, past the guards.
Yugi and Mokuba turn around and see Mai dressed like Impa.
Mai: What are you looking at?
Mokuba: Uh . . . you. You have to get us out of the castle.
Mai: Oh. Right. But first I have to teach you a song for that Ocarina of yours.
Yugi: Why?
Mai: Because the script says so. Now listen up. * plays the formally named "Zelda's Lullaby", which is now Téa's Lullaby *
Yugi: * attempts to play on his ocarina * :: squeeeeeeaaak toot squeek!::
Everyone but Yugi: AHHH!! MY EARS!!!!! IT HURTS!!!
Mokuba: Maybe you should get a NEW ocarina.
Yugi: But Serenity gave it to me.
Téa: You'll get a new one later on Yugi.
Yugi: Oh. OK!!!!
~ Outside the Castle ~
Mai: There's Domino village. Where I grew up. See that mountain by it?
Yugi: * worryingly *The one with the smoke ring?
Mai: Yep. You must go up that mountain and get the Gorons Ruby from them.
Mokuba: Who are we gonna meet THIS time?
Mai: I'm not sure. I'll be going now. I have a pedicure in 5 minutes * disappears with that flashy thing Impa used *
Yugi: Where did she learn to do that?
Mokuba: I wanna do that!!!
Yugi: Do you think your brother will be up there?
Mokuba: I hope not. * looks around * HEY!!! Let's go there!!!! * points to ranch *
Yugi: But we have to go to Death Mountain . . .
Mokuba: Too bad!! It can wait! * starts pulling Yugi in the ranch's direction *
~ At the Ranch ~
Yugi: What's that sound?
Mokuba: I hope it's not singing.
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Mokuba: Because it sounds sorta like that one song from the Police.
Yugi: You listen to the Police?
Mokuba: When I'm in the mood. It gets Seto annoyed too.
( A/N: I like the Police. I am not trying to bash them in anyway. I don't' own them either.)
They walk up into the center circle, and then see Rebecca with a juke box singing. There is also a horse standing next to her.
Rebecca: HI YUGI!!!!
Horse: * coughs *
Yugi: Did your horse just COUGH?!
Rebecca: Yeah. She does that when ever someone she doesn't' like comes near her. Which is just about everyone.
????: I'm NOT A GIRL!!!
Mokuba: . . . . that sounds familiar . . . make the horse talk again.
Rebecca: Come on Epona.
????: MY NAME IS NOT EPONA!!!!!
Yugi: I know that voice!!
Mokuba: SETO!!!
Seto: * takes head off costume * [gaps for air] It's hot in that suit.
Yugi: O.O No wonder Joey was laughing when he saw your role in the script . . .
Seto: WHAT!?!??! I'm GONNA KILL HIM FOR SURE NOW!!!!
Mokuba: Big brother? Don't' you have to carry Yugi everywhere when he calls you?
Seto: :: muttering inaudibly ::
Rebecca: Wanna learn the song that calls Epon - err . . . Kaiba?
Yugi: Sure ^_^
Seto: WHAT?!?!
Rebecca: * turns on juke box * This is the song! I can't sing, so I recorded someone else's voice.
Yugi: * plays the song with the same effect as last time * squeak toot squeak squeak!
Seto: GAH!!! MY EARS!!!
Mokuba: @_@ Two times in one day is twice the amount I needed . . .
_ -_-_-
That was my 3rd chapter! And I've got a lot of reviews! Me so happy!
Seto: I'M NOT!!!
Too bad for you ;P