The Day's Chores
Terri: Yeah, this is my first fic ever and I thought the best way to go would be comedy. The basic story line was made up by me and my friend Grey one random day on the phone. And there shouldn't be any complaints, but hey, someone'll think of something. Kurama: You and Grey thought of this? I already have a complaint. Terri: You always have a complaint. Sorry, but you don't count. Kurama: Oo *growls and reaches in hair* Terri: OO *runs* R&R!
*words* = thoughts Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or it's characters.*sniffle* I can only wish. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter One: Boredom Insurance
Grey and Terri sat at the table in Suichii's kitchen, discussing the day's plans and waiting for Hiei and Bri to arrive. "Kurama! I thought you were ready to go!" Grey's voice echoed through the house. Luckily for Kurama, Shori wasn't home at the time. "I already told you! I don't want to go anywhere with you or your psychotic friends!" Kurama's voice replied back from the second floor. "Oh don't be like that! We're not that bad! Don't make us pull out the insurance!" Terri's voice threatened from the first floor. "What insurance?!?" The sound of a mumbling Kurama came down the stairs. Grey answered this time, in a false sweet voice, sure to annoy anyone. "Well, you see, Shadow and I found some oh so interesting pictures. Would you care to take a peek?" "You're lying! You don't have any pictures!" Kurama was now in the kitchen, giving the two girls a glare even Hiei would have to compete with. The two girls just laughed and started talking again. "Why is Hiei so late?" "And where's Bri?" "Knowing her she attacked him on the way here." Just then Hiei came in, glared at the two girls, and went to talk with Kurama in the living room.
"Why are you obeying these bakas, Kurama?" "They say they have 'insurance' on me, but I haven't seen it." Hiei's eyes narrowed. "They said the same to me. I got a look at them. They're not lying. We really need to get rid of them." "I know we do, but we're still on probation. And you know the law forbids us from killing humans, even those with powers, without good reason." "They're damned idiots! And they're blackmailing us! You don't think that is a good reason?!" Kurama gave a small chuckle at Hiei's statement and tried to imagine him giving Koenma the same reasoning on trial. "Now you know that isn't sufficient. And you must admit, they are better than that group of rabid fangirls we ran into a couple weeks back." "Hn. I bet they set that up. If you remember, that was when we had the pleasure of meeting them." Hiei shot a glare into the kitchen where insane laughter was heard. Kurama glanced at Hiei; "They're at it again. Should we go in there? Maybe if we don't they'll forget we're here." "We don't really have a choice. But we have to destroy that damned insurance. Soon." "Agreed."
"Hiei, how are you?" Terri tried her hand at staying on the fire demon's good side for once, as she was tired of being mauled daily. "Hn" Hiei looked out the window, obviously plotting an escape. His stare was broken by a nudge from the kitsune. "What do you want, fox?" Before Kurama could answer, Terri burst out in laughter. "Did you just call him socks?" Hiei gave a confused look, as Grey joined in laughing with Terri. "God, I don't know why that's so funny! Kurama- a sock! I bet he'd be soft!" "Let's see!" Before Kurama or Hiei could react, Grey used her unexplainable powers to turn Kurama into a sock.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Terri: Don't you want to see the pictures? Knowing Grey and myself, they'd probably have both Kurama and Hiei in them.heheh. But yea, should I continue? Gotta get some good, or at least interested reviews if I'm gonna put up the next chapter!
Terri: Yeah, this is my first fic ever and I thought the best way to go would be comedy. The basic story line was made up by me and my friend Grey one random day on the phone. And there shouldn't be any complaints, but hey, someone'll think of something. Kurama: You and Grey thought of this? I already have a complaint. Terri: You always have a complaint. Sorry, but you don't count. Kurama: Oo *growls and reaches in hair* Terri: OO *runs* R&R!
*words* = thoughts Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or it's characters.*sniffle* I can only wish. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter One: Boredom Insurance
Grey and Terri sat at the table in Suichii's kitchen, discussing the day's plans and waiting for Hiei and Bri to arrive. "Kurama! I thought you were ready to go!" Grey's voice echoed through the house. Luckily for Kurama, Shori wasn't home at the time. "I already told you! I don't want to go anywhere with you or your psychotic friends!" Kurama's voice replied back from the second floor. "Oh don't be like that! We're not that bad! Don't make us pull out the insurance!" Terri's voice threatened from the first floor. "What insurance?!?" The sound of a mumbling Kurama came down the stairs. Grey answered this time, in a false sweet voice, sure to annoy anyone. "Well, you see, Shadow and I found some oh so interesting pictures. Would you care to take a peek?" "You're lying! You don't have any pictures!" Kurama was now in the kitchen, giving the two girls a glare even Hiei would have to compete with. The two girls just laughed and started talking again. "Why is Hiei so late?" "And where's Bri?" "Knowing her she attacked him on the way here." Just then Hiei came in, glared at the two girls, and went to talk with Kurama in the living room.
"Why are you obeying these bakas, Kurama?" "They say they have 'insurance' on me, but I haven't seen it." Hiei's eyes narrowed. "They said the same to me. I got a look at them. They're not lying. We really need to get rid of them." "I know we do, but we're still on probation. And you know the law forbids us from killing humans, even those with powers, without good reason." "They're damned idiots! And they're blackmailing us! You don't think that is a good reason?!" Kurama gave a small chuckle at Hiei's statement and tried to imagine him giving Koenma the same reasoning on trial. "Now you know that isn't sufficient. And you must admit, they are better than that group of rabid fangirls we ran into a couple weeks back." "Hn. I bet they set that up. If you remember, that was when we had the pleasure of meeting them." Hiei shot a glare into the kitchen where insane laughter was heard. Kurama glanced at Hiei; "They're at it again. Should we go in there? Maybe if we don't they'll forget we're here." "We don't really have a choice. But we have to destroy that damned insurance. Soon." "Agreed."
"Hiei, how are you?" Terri tried her hand at staying on the fire demon's good side for once, as she was tired of being mauled daily. "Hn" Hiei looked out the window, obviously plotting an escape. His stare was broken by a nudge from the kitsune. "What do you want, fox?" Before Kurama could answer, Terri burst out in laughter. "Did you just call him socks?" Hiei gave a confused look, as Grey joined in laughing with Terri. "God, I don't know why that's so funny! Kurama- a sock! I bet he'd be soft!" "Let's see!" Before Kurama or Hiei could react, Grey used her unexplainable powers to turn Kurama into a sock.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Terri: Don't you want to see the pictures? Knowing Grey and myself, they'd probably have both Kurama and Hiei in them.heheh. But yea, should I continue? Gotta get some good, or at least interested reviews if I'm gonna put up the next chapter!