Chapter 4
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Yugi: Do you think we should visit Serenity?
Mokuba: What makes you say that?
Yugi: I have a bad feeling about the Goron Leader.
Mokuba: And that makes you want to visit Serenity?
Yugi: Sorta. Plus, I've seen this part of the game when Téa played it. We have to go visit her.
Mokuba: Darn it.
~ Lost Woods ~
Yugi: We have to get to the CENTER?!?!?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yugi: But which direction do we go?
Mokuba: Hmmm . . . enie, meni, miny, moe . . .
Yugi: Are you SURE that's reliable?
Mokuba: It's better then just standing around all day! * points to center one * Let's go in that one!
~ Kokiri Forest ~
Yugi: WE'RE BACK HERE?!?!?
Mokuba: Aw man!
Yugi: -_-; We gotta have a better way of doing this . . .
Mokuba: I agree.
Yugi: Do you hear that?
Mokuba: * strains his ear * . . . yeah. I hear music.
Yugi: It's my last option, so I say we follow it!
~ the Inner Part - the maze ~
Yugi: HEY!!! We made it past the logs! Woot!
Mokuba: But we still have to pass that gate Yugi!
Yugi: Damn.
Yugi walks forward, and then a Wolfos comes out of the ground
Yugi: AH!! A big wolf thing!!!
Mokuba: We're supposed to beat it??
Wolfos: Why did you wake me up!!? I was having the BEST dream!!
Yugi: What was it?
Wolfos: I dreamed that there was this long line of sheep standing in front of me. And I had an infinite amount of barbeque sauce. Hmm . . . it was great.
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O * slowly edge away *
Wolfos: What? What's wrong with that?
Mokuba: We aren't wolfs, if you haven't noticed!
Wolfos: Oh right.
Yugi: Umm . . . . . can you open the gate?
Wolfos: No.
Yugi: Why not?
Wolfos: I don't' know.
Mokuba: -_-;;;
Yugi: Does this mean we have to kill you?
Wolfos: I think it does. BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!! * starts crying *
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O;;
Yugi: * whispers to Mokuba * How are we gonna get past this guy? He's crying!
Mokuba: Uhh . . . I don't' know!
Authoress: It seems they need my help yet again. * sighs *
The gate comes down, and Yugi and Mokuba race out of it, and into the maze.
Mokuba: Thanks Authoress!!!
Authoress: At least they thanked me this time * disappears *
Yugi: She's weird.
Mokuba: Yeah. I agree.
Yugi: Isn't this a maze?
Mokuba: * flies above the walls and looks around * It IS a maze!! Just how did this game get to be one of the top 10 of all time?
Yugi: Beats me. I just hope she doesn't have us do that new one.
Mokuba: * conks Yugi on the head * Now that you've said that we probably WILL BE DOING THAT!!!!!!!
Authoress: Thanks for the idea Yugi!!!!!!
Yugi: T_T
~ At the end of the maze ~
Yugi: We finally made it through the Deku Shrubs!!
Mokuba: Yeah, 'bout time.
Serenity: You guys DID come!!!
Mokuba: Hi Serenity.
Yugi: Say, there's something wrong with the Ocarina you gave me.
Serenity: Really? Play it.
Mokuba: * plugs ears *
Yugi: :: squeak toot toot squeak squeak toot squeak!!!!!::
Serenity: AHH!!! AM I DEAF YET??!!?!!!?
Yugi: No. I can still hear.
Serenity: Oh. * looks at Ocarina * I think I know what's wrong with it. * sighs * I think that dancing guy did it.
Yugi: Why would he do that?
Serenity: I don't' know. But I can't fix it. You're gonna have to live with it.
Mokuba: * muttering inaudibly *
Serenity: v_v I know. Anyway, I have to teach you a song!! * plays Saria's song, which is now called Serenity's song *
Yugi: : squeak toot squeak squeak!! :
Mokuba: @_@ I'm gonna need therapy after this . . .
Serenity: Me too . . .
~ At Domino Village ~
Yugi: * looks around * What's so special about THIS place?
Mokuba: You can get a big metal shield for free in the graveyard. Besides, you can learn a new song * shudders *
Yugi: A SONG?!?!?! Are the people who made this game NUTS?!?!
Mokuba: I guess that Link is a natural with musical instruments, so they have him play every single one.
Yugi: Well someone JINXED MY ocarina!! I can't wait 'till I get that new one! It'll actually PLAY decently!
Mokuba: I know. But we have to get that shield first.
Yugi: Why?
Mokuba: So we don't have to buy one.
Yugi: Good point.
~ In the Graveyard ~
Yugi: This place is creepy.
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: * sees a big headstone *
Yugi: I'm guessing that one is for the royal family.
Mokuba: * sarcastically * You are SUCH a genius Yugi.
Yugi: Let's see what it says. Aw man. It has a Triforce symbol.
Mokuba: Doesn't that mean you have to play that lullaby?
Yugi: T_T Yeah.
Mokuba: I'll go plug my ears and hide.
Yugi: : toot squeak squeak toot toot squeak!!! :
~ Inside the giant Tomb ~
Yugi: o.O;;; Skeletons . . . and bats . . . oh joy . . .
Mokuba: Aim for the bats with your slingshot!
Yugi: ^_________________^ OK!!!! * hits every Keese with his slingshot *
Mokuba: You're a better aim then I thought.
Yugi: I was thinking the same thing.
~ In the room with the Re-Dead ~
Yugi: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!! * runs through the icky gooey liquid to the other side of the room *
Mokuba: o.O; * follows after him *
Yugi: * sees the statue thing with notes on it * This is the song? Inside a tomb with ZOMBIES?!?! Next time I'm doing something like this, I'm getting PAID!!!
Authoress: Actually, this is free labor.
Mokuba: FREE LABOR?!?!?
Yugi: AGH!
Mokuba: Just learn the damn song Yugi! Then we can get out of here!
Yugi: ok. * sees statue thing * : toot squeak toot squeak squeak toot!!! :
Mokuba: @_@ When will they get the picture that Yugi can't play?!?!
~ Outside, in the village. ~
Yugi: Here is a note that let's me pass by. * hands note to guard *
Guard: The princess is sending people around AGAIN?!
Mokuba: Again?
Guard: Yeah. Last week she sent a couple over seas to get something. It's hard being a guard. You get all the dirty work.
Yugi: o.O Can I just pass now?
Mokuba: Ya know, if she heard that then she could take your job.
Guard: * realizes * Oh yeah. I'd better keep my trap shut then * opens gate *
~ Death Mountain Trail ~
Yugi: Now I have to climb a mountain?
Mokuba: I feel that after this I am NOT going to play this game!
Yugi: Same here. Or I would play it and beat it in record time.
Mokuba: Except for the castle. They don't allow you to deliver pizzas.
Yugi: Then what do they eat?
Mokuba: It's a mystery.
Suddenly, a Tektite comes out of nowhere
Tektite: * makes funny noises *
Yugi: . . . . that's weird.
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: Do I HAVE to kill it?
Tektite: * grows impatient and attacks Mokuba *
Mokuba: AHH!!!
Yugi: AH! * kills Tektite *
Mokuba: * panting * Yeah . . . I think you'll have to kill them . . .
Yugi: Nuts. How much longer until Yami takes over?
Mokuba: Another two dungeons
Yugi: T_T
~ Goron City ~
Yugi: Uhh . . . rocks?
Mokuba: AH!! ONE'S MOVING!!!!
Random Goron 1: Who do you think this is?
Random Goron 2: Doesn't look like my cousin. He was supposed to come by today with more food.
RG 1: He's delivering the chocolate rocks?
RG 2: Yeah.
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O
Mokuba: Let's see if we can find the Goron Leader . . .
Yugi: Good idea . . .
They soon find a closed door with no handle
Mokuba: Do you think he's in there?
Yugi: Yeah.
Mokuba: What's that sign on the rug? * looks at it *
Yugi: Why would they put a sign on a RUG?!?!
Mokuba: I don't know. But it says that the Goron Leader waits for the 'Messenger of the Royal Family.'
Yugi: Does that mean I play that song again?
Mokuba: * sighs * Yeaaah . . . I'll go hide now.
Yugi: : squeak toot squeak squeak toot toot!! :
The door opens
Yugi: It opened!
??: Because you suck at playing!
Yugi and Mokuba enter the chamber, and can't believe their eyes.
Yugi: BAKURA?!?!?
Yami Bakura: Wrong. It's the spirit of the Millennium Ring.
Mokuba: Aren't you the evil white haired guy that dueled Yugi on the blimp?
Yami Bakura: Yes. That was me.
Yugi: Then why did you get thrown into THIS role?
Authoress: Because I thought it would be funny. Oh, and thanks to Isabella- Ryou-4EVER for the idea. ^_^
Yugi: -_-; Great. Now the REVIEWERS are giving her ideas.
Authoress: Yep. ^^
Mokuba: If we ever get used again, I'm certainly going to take that to court.
Yami Bakura: I agree.
Yugi: Back on track. Can you give me the Goron's Ruby?
Yami Bakura: Not for free. For some bizarre reason I have to help this pathetic group of rocks.
Mokuba: * whispering to Yugi * I'm not sure that playing the ocarina would help here.
Yugi: * whispering back * I feel the same. Should I play it?
Mokuba: No! Don-
Yugi: I really want that Ruby!!! So if I don't' get it, I'll play my Ocarina!
Yami Bakura: NOOO!!! DON'T!!
Yugi: Then can I have it? ^_^
Yami Bakura: Not yet.
Mokuba: Why?
Yami Bakura: Because you need to help us with our food supply. We need that cavern opened, and the monsters inside destroyed.
Yugi: Why can't YOU send all the monsters to the Shadow Realm?
Yami Bakura: Because there are some stuff in there you need to acquire.
Mokuba: I wonder what made you use big words like that . . .
Yami Bakura: The script.
Authoress: I have a spelling pre-test coming up, and acquired is in it. So I may as well have some practice with it.
Yugi: -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Here's something that will let a weakling like YOU lift the growing bombs around here.
Yugi: A bracelet?
Yami Bakura: Yeah. It just HAD to a girly thing didn't it?
Mokuba: Yeah . . .
~ Outside the cavern entrance ~
Yugi: There's a big boulder here.
Mokuba: And how do you suggest we get rid of it?
Yugi: We make it go BOOM!!!
Mokuba: I guess that would work.
They both climb up to the cliff near-by
Yugi: This must've been the plant Yami Bakura was talking about!
Mokuba: Yeah. Now you toss it over the cliff!
Yugi: * tries to pick it up * I can't pick it up! * hears a crack * MY BACK!!!
Mokuba: Do you have the bracelet on?
Yugi: * looks at wrist * Oops. * puts it on * Now I'll lift it! * picks it up *
Mokuba: NOW TOSS IT BEFORE IT EXPLODES!!!!!!
Yugi: * tosses it over cliff *
The boulder explodes into many pieces, and those pieces fly everywhere. Including on top of the cliff.
Yugi and Mokuba: X_X
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There's my 4th chapter! WITH 20 REVIEWS AND COUNTING!!! YAAAY!!! This chapter is longer then the others too. My chapters are getting longer each time! Cool.
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Yugi: Do you think we should visit Serenity?
Mokuba: What makes you say that?
Yugi: I have a bad feeling about the Goron Leader.
Mokuba: And that makes you want to visit Serenity?
Yugi: Sorta. Plus, I've seen this part of the game when Téa played it. We have to go visit her.
Mokuba: Darn it.
~ Lost Woods ~
Yugi: We have to get to the CENTER?!?!?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yugi: But which direction do we go?
Mokuba: Hmmm . . . enie, meni, miny, moe . . .
Yugi: Are you SURE that's reliable?
Mokuba: It's better then just standing around all day! * points to center one * Let's go in that one!
~ Kokiri Forest ~
Yugi: WE'RE BACK HERE?!?!?
Mokuba: Aw man!
Yugi: -_-; We gotta have a better way of doing this . . .
Mokuba: I agree.
Yugi: Do you hear that?
Mokuba: * strains his ear * . . . yeah. I hear music.
Yugi: It's my last option, so I say we follow it!
~ the Inner Part - the maze ~
Yugi: HEY!!! We made it past the logs! Woot!
Mokuba: But we still have to pass that gate Yugi!
Yugi: Damn.
Yugi walks forward, and then a Wolfos comes out of the ground
Yugi: AH!! A big wolf thing!!!
Mokuba: We're supposed to beat it??
Wolfos: Why did you wake me up!!? I was having the BEST dream!!
Yugi: What was it?
Wolfos: I dreamed that there was this long line of sheep standing in front of me. And I had an infinite amount of barbeque sauce. Hmm . . . it was great.
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O * slowly edge away *
Wolfos: What? What's wrong with that?
Mokuba: We aren't wolfs, if you haven't noticed!
Wolfos: Oh right.
Yugi: Umm . . . . . can you open the gate?
Wolfos: No.
Yugi: Why not?
Wolfos: I don't' know.
Mokuba: -_-;;;
Yugi: Does this mean we have to kill you?
Wolfos: I think it does. BUT I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!!!!! * starts crying *
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O;;
Yugi: * whispers to Mokuba * How are we gonna get past this guy? He's crying!
Mokuba: Uhh . . . I don't' know!
Authoress: It seems they need my help yet again. * sighs *
The gate comes down, and Yugi and Mokuba race out of it, and into the maze.
Mokuba: Thanks Authoress!!!
Authoress: At least they thanked me this time * disappears *
Yugi: She's weird.
Mokuba: Yeah. I agree.
Yugi: Isn't this a maze?
Mokuba: * flies above the walls and looks around * It IS a maze!! Just how did this game get to be one of the top 10 of all time?
Yugi: Beats me. I just hope she doesn't have us do that new one.
Mokuba: * conks Yugi on the head * Now that you've said that we probably WILL BE DOING THAT!!!!!!!
Authoress: Thanks for the idea Yugi!!!!!!
Yugi: T_T
~ At the end of the maze ~
Yugi: We finally made it through the Deku Shrubs!!
Mokuba: Yeah, 'bout time.
Serenity: You guys DID come!!!
Mokuba: Hi Serenity.
Yugi: Say, there's something wrong with the Ocarina you gave me.
Serenity: Really? Play it.
Mokuba: * plugs ears *
Yugi: :: squeak toot toot squeak squeak toot squeak!!!!!::
Serenity: AHH!!! AM I DEAF YET??!!?!!!?
Yugi: No. I can still hear.
Serenity: Oh. * looks at Ocarina * I think I know what's wrong with it. * sighs * I think that dancing guy did it.
Yugi: Why would he do that?
Serenity: I don't' know. But I can't fix it. You're gonna have to live with it.
Mokuba: * muttering inaudibly *
Serenity: v_v I know. Anyway, I have to teach you a song!! * plays Saria's song, which is now called Serenity's song *
Yugi: : squeak toot squeak squeak!! :
Mokuba: @_@ I'm gonna need therapy after this . . .
Serenity: Me too . . .
~ At Domino Village ~
Yugi: * looks around * What's so special about THIS place?
Mokuba: You can get a big metal shield for free in the graveyard. Besides, you can learn a new song * shudders *
Yugi: A SONG?!?!?! Are the people who made this game NUTS?!?!
Mokuba: I guess that Link is a natural with musical instruments, so they have him play every single one.
Yugi: Well someone JINXED MY ocarina!! I can't wait 'till I get that new one! It'll actually PLAY decently!
Mokuba: I know. But we have to get that shield first.
Yugi: Why?
Mokuba: So we don't have to buy one.
Yugi: Good point.
~ In the Graveyard ~
Yugi: This place is creepy.
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: * sees a big headstone *
Yugi: I'm guessing that one is for the royal family.
Mokuba: * sarcastically * You are SUCH a genius Yugi.
Yugi: Let's see what it says. Aw man. It has a Triforce symbol.
Mokuba: Doesn't that mean you have to play that lullaby?
Yugi: T_T Yeah.
Mokuba: I'll go plug my ears and hide.
Yugi: : toot squeak squeak toot toot squeak!!! :
~ Inside the giant Tomb ~
Yugi: o.O;;; Skeletons . . . and bats . . . oh joy . . .
Mokuba: Aim for the bats with your slingshot!
Yugi: ^_________________^ OK!!!! * hits every Keese with his slingshot *
Mokuba: You're a better aim then I thought.
Yugi: I was thinking the same thing.
~ In the room with the Re-Dead ~
Yugi: ZOMBIES!!!!!!!! RUUUUUNNN!!!!!! * runs through the icky gooey liquid to the other side of the room *
Mokuba: o.O; * follows after him *
Yugi: * sees the statue thing with notes on it * This is the song? Inside a tomb with ZOMBIES?!?! Next time I'm doing something like this, I'm getting PAID!!!
Authoress: Actually, this is free labor.
Mokuba: FREE LABOR?!?!?
Yugi: AGH!
Mokuba: Just learn the damn song Yugi! Then we can get out of here!
Yugi: ok. * sees statue thing * : toot squeak toot squeak squeak toot!!! :
Mokuba: @_@ When will they get the picture that Yugi can't play?!?!
~ Outside, in the village. ~
Yugi: Here is a note that let's me pass by. * hands note to guard *
Guard: The princess is sending people around AGAIN?!
Mokuba: Again?
Guard: Yeah. Last week she sent a couple over seas to get something. It's hard being a guard. You get all the dirty work.
Yugi: o.O Can I just pass now?
Mokuba: Ya know, if she heard that then she could take your job.
Guard: * realizes * Oh yeah. I'd better keep my trap shut then * opens gate *
~ Death Mountain Trail ~
Yugi: Now I have to climb a mountain?
Mokuba: I feel that after this I am NOT going to play this game!
Yugi: Same here. Or I would play it and beat it in record time.
Mokuba: Except for the castle. They don't allow you to deliver pizzas.
Yugi: Then what do they eat?
Mokuba: It's a mystery.
Suddenly, a Tektite comes out of nowhere
Tektite: * makes funny noises *
Yugi: . . . . that's weird.
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: Do I HAVE to kill it?
Tektite: * grows impatient and attacks Mokuba *
Mokuba: AHH!!!
Yugi: AH! * kills Tektite *
Mokuba: * panting * Yeah . . . I think you'll have to kill them . . .
Yugi: Nuts. How much longer until Yami takes over?
Mokuba: Another two dungeons
Yugi: T_T
~ Goron City ~
Yugi: Uhh . . . rocks?
Mokuba: AH!! ONE'S MOVING!!!!
Random Goron 1: Who do you think this is?
Random Goron 2: Doesn't look like my cousin. He was supposed to come by today with more food.
RG 1: He's delivering the chocolate rocks?
RG 2: Yeah.
Yugi and Mokuba: o.O
Mokuba: Let's see if we can find the Goron Leader . . .
Yugi: Good idea . . .
They soon find a closed door with no handle
Mokuba: Do you think he's in there?
Yugi: Yeah.
Mokuba: What's that sign on the rug? * looks at it *
Yugi: Why would they put a sign on a RUG?!?!
Mokuba: I don't know. But it says that the Goron Leader waits for the 'Messenger of the Royal Family.'
Yugi: Does that mean I play that song again?
Mokuba: * sighs * Yeaaah . . . I'll go hide now.
Yugi: : squeak toot squeak squeak toot toot!! :
The door opens
Yugi: It opened!
??: Because you suck at playing!
Yugi and Mokuba enter the chamber, and can't believe their eyes.
Yugi: BAKURA?!?!?
Yami Bakura: Wrong. It's the spirit of the Millennium Ring.
Mokuba: Aren't you the evil white haired guy that dueled Yugi on the blimp?
Yami Bakura: Yes. That was me.
Yugi: Then why did you get thrown into THIS role?
Authoress: Because I thought it would be funny. Oh, and thanks to Isabella- Ryou-4EVER for the idea. ^_^
Yugi: -_-; Great. Now the REVIEWERS are giving her ideas.
Authoress: Yep. ^^
Mokuba: If we ever get used again, I'm certainly going to take that to court.
Yami Bakura: I agree.
Yugi: Back on track. Can you give me the Goron's Ruby?
Yami Bakura: Not for free. For some bizarre reason I have to help this pathetic group of rocks.
Mokuba: * whispering to Yugi * I'm not sure that playing the ocarina would help here.
Yugi: * whispering back * I feel the same. Should I play it?
Mokuba: No! Don-
Yugi: I really want that Ruby!!! So if I don't' get it, I'll play my Ocarina!
Yami Bakura: NOOO!!! DON'T!!
Yugi: Then can I have it? ^_^
Yami Bakura: Not yet.
Mokuba: Why?
Yami Bakura: Because you need to help us with our food supply. We need that cavern opened, and the monsters inside destroyed.
Yugi: Why can't YOU send all the monsters to the Shadow Realm?
Yami Bakura: Because there are some stuff in there you need to acquire.
Mokuba: I wonder what made you use big words like that . . .
Yami Bakura: The script.
Authoress: I have a spelling pre-test coming up, and acquired is in it. So I may as well have some practice with it.
Yugi: -_-;;
Yami Bakura: Here's something that will let a weakling like YOU lift the growing bombs around here.
Yugi: A bracelet?
Yami Bakura: Yeah. It just HAD to a girly thing didn't it?
Mokuba: Yeah . . .
~ Outside the cavern entrance ~
Yugi: There's a big boulder here.
Mokuba: And how do you suggest we get rid of it?
Yugi: We make it go BOOM!!!
Mokuba: I guess that would work.
They both climb up to the cliff near-by
Yugi: This must've been the plant Yami Bakura was talking about!
Mokuba: Yeah. Now you toss it over the cliff!
Yugi: * tries to pick it up * I can't pick it up! * hears a crack * MY BACK!!!
Mokuba: Do you have the bracelet on?
Yugi: * looks at wrist * Oops. * puts it on * Now I'll lift it! * picks it up *
Mokuba: NOW TOSS IT BEFORE IT EXPLODES!!!!!!
Yugi: * tosses it over cliff *
The boulder explodes into many pieces, and those pieces fly everywhere. Including on top of the cliff.
Yugi and Mokuba: X_X
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There's my 4th chapter! WITH 20 REVIEWS AND COUNTING!!! YAAAY!!! This chapter is longer then the others too. My chapters are getting longer each time! Cool.