Chapter 5
~
Yugi: What do you think that beam thing is?
Mokuba: Something that could kill us.
Yugi: I agree.
Mokuba: What do we do here?
Yugi: How about we open that big dinosaur mouth thing at the end of the cave?
Mokuba: Good idea. But how do we do that?
Yugi: How about we try to feed it?
Mokuba: THAT THING ISN'T ALIVE!!!!
Yugi: I was just joking . . .
~ In the room with the two lizard things ~
Mokuba: Well, THIS looks inviting.
Yugi: * sarcastically * And those two lizard things look friendly.
One of the two lizards comes near.
Yugi: AH!! * hunches over because the shield is the Hylian Shield, and it's too heavy for him *
Mokuba: Now hit it with your sword!!
Yugi: * whacks lizard thing when he lifts his shield *
And then Yugi finishes the process. With one very interesting result . . . .
Yugi: One of them landed in the lava.
Mokuba: Then is it dead yet?
Yugi: No. It's still struggling.
Mokuba: Hit it with your slingshot then.
Yugi: ^______^ * kills Lizalfos with his slingshot *
Mokuba: What's with you and that slingshot?!?!
Yugi: But this is the ONLY time I've ever used one Mokuba!
Mokuba: You've never . . . oh, right. Even I'VE had a slingshot!
Yugi: How many windows did you break.
Mokuba: About maybe 20 before Seto took it away. And then I never saw it again.
Yugi: How did he find out?
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * When he would come home from school and there would be drafts in the house.
Yugi: Uh-huh . . .
~ When Yugi gets his Bomb Bag ~
Yugi: ALRIGHT!! Bombs! Heh heh heh . . . . Link was SO lucky!
Mokuba: * slowly edges away *
Yugi: Really, he was! He got to play with bombs!
Mokuba: Ok . . . then. Shouldn't we be moving on?
Yugi: * sighs * Ok . . .
~ The room with the Dodongo thing ~
Yugi: Hey, we're in the main chamber!
Mokuba: Only we're above everything else!
Yugi: * looks around * Hey, there's 2 holes in the bridge!
Mokuba: And they are ABOVE the EYES!!
Yugi: * drops a bomb into both *
Mokuba: What are you doing?
Yugi: Getting further in the dungeon, what do you think?
Mokuba: How do you know this would get you anywhere?
Yugi: I don't' know. It's instinct?
Authoress: Yes it is. That's how I often do puzzles. When I don't' require players guides anyway . . .
Mokuba: You have a players guide.
Authoress: Yes, and I won't let you read it. * sticks tongue out *
Yugi: Give it to me! * tries to attack Authoress *
Authoress: * disappears in a puff of smoke * Tsk tsk Yugi. I guess I'll have to torture you more in the coming chapters!!
Mokuba: Oh thanks a lot Yugi!!!
Yugi: But I want to get out of here!!!
Mokuba: I know how you feel! But we can't go attack the person who's making us do this stuff! We have to sit it out! And wait for Yami to take over!
Yugi: But no one will be replacing you Mokuba.
Mokuba: Damnit.
Yugi: Yep. That means I'LL be taking a vacation for a bit.
~ Boss Chamber ~
Yugi: A big giant lizard?
Mokuba: Yeah.
The giant Dodongo walks up to them, and lets out a shrill cry.
Yugi: And I DON'T think it'll let us go this time!!!
Mokuba: I THINK YOUR RIGHT!!!!!
The Dodongo then walks up to them, and tries to suck them in. To a BIT of success.
Mokuba: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! * gets sucked into the Dodongo's stomach *
Yugi: OH NO!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!
Mokuba: * you can hear him faintly from the outside * EEEEWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Dodongo: * looks a little sick *
Yugi: I've gotta help Mokuba! But how?!
Dodongo: * tries to suck in Yugi *
Yugi: EEEK! I don't want to be sucked in!!! * tosses a bomb inside * Take that!!
Mokuba: AH!!!
Yugi: Oops . . . SORRY MOKUBA!!!
Dodongo: * after the bomb explodes, starts rolling around the walkway *
Yugi: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! * starts running as fast as his legs can carry him *
Mokuba: * is rolling around in the Dodongo's belly * Wao-wao -. . . I think I'm gonna be SICK!! * barfs *
Dodongo: * pukes out Mokuba *
Mokuba: EWWWW!!!!!! * is covered in slime *
Yugi: EEWWW!!! Don't go NEAR me!!!
Dodongo: * tries to suck them again *
Mokuba: * clings to Yugi's hat * I'M NOT GOING IN THERE AGAIN!!! CHUCK ANOTHER BOMB!!!!!
Yugi: Right! * tosses it *
After the Dodongo rolls around.
Mokuba: I think your supposed to slash it.
Yugi: Nuts * slashes Dodongo *
Dodongo: * gets up and starts walking around *
Yugi: IT can STILL walk?!?!?
Mokuba: How many times do we have to hit it?
Authoress: 3 times. One more should do it.
Yugi: Alright! Let's get it again and get out of here!
~ Outside the cavern ~
Yugi: ALRIGHT!! We're finally outside that freakin' dungeon!! Yahoo!!
Mokuba: Now we need that Ruby from Yami Bakura.
Yugi: Yeah, let's go see him!
Yami Bakura: That is not necessary.
Mokuba: Really?
Yami Bakura: Yes. I'm right here.
Mokuba: Oh.
Yami Bakura: And now here is your stupid Ruby.
Yugi: Thanks!!
Yami Bakura: No problem. Now get out of my sight before I decide to kill you.
Yugi: * gulps * YES SIR!! * runs off with Mokuba following *
~ Zora's River Entrance ~
Yugi: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Mokuba: What is it?
Yugi: THE OWL!!!!
Mokuba: Aw great. Do you have anything I could use for something like sleep pills?
Yugi: Hmmm . . . I think I do Mokuba. I think I do . . . * sly grin *
~ About 10 minutes later ~
Owl: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Yugi: Phew. * walks past the owl *
Mokuba: * flies behind him * Yeah. Where did you learn to do that?
Yugi: I found a book in my schools library. It was a good read too.
Mokuba: Ah.
--- --- ---
And there is the 5th chapter!
Yami: * sarcastic tone *Yeah. Great
Just wait until YOU have to come in Yami!!
Yami: Aw great . . .
* looks at word count * My chapter is shorter! Just means the next one will be longer!!!
Yami: Poor Yugi
Especially poor you when you have to go through the temples.
~
Yugi: What do you think that beam thing is?
Mokuba: Something that could kill us.
Yugi: I agree.
Mokuba: What do we do here?
Yugi: How about we open that big dinosaur mouth thing at the end of the cave?
Mokuba: Good idea. But how do we do that?
Yugi: How about we try to feed it?
Mokuba: THAT THING ISN'T ALIVE!!!!
Yugi: I was just joking . . .
~ In the room with the two lizard things ~
Mokuba: Well, THIS looks inviting.
Yugi: * sarcastically * And those two lizard things look friendly.
One of the two lizards comes near.
Yugi: AH!! * hunches over because the shield is the Hylian Shield, and it's too heavy for him *
Mokuba: Now hit it with your sword!!
Yugi: * whacks lizard thing when he lifts his shield *
And then Yugi finishes the process. With one very interesting result . . . .
Yugi: One of them landed in the lava.
Mokuba: Then is it dead yet?
Yugi: No. It's still struggling.
Mokuba: Hit it with your slingshot then.
Yugi: ^______^ * kills Lizalfos with his slingshot *
Mokuba: What's with you and that slingshot?!?!
Yugi: But this is the ONLY time I've ever used one Mokuba!
Mokuba: You've never . . . oh, right. Even I'VE had a slingshot!
Yugi: How many windows did you break.
Mokuba: About maybe 20 before Seto took it away. And then I never saw it again.
Yugi: How did he find out?
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * When he would come home from school and there would be drafts in the house.
Yugi: Uh-huh . . .
~ When Yugi gets his Bomb Bag ~
Yugi: ALRIGHT!! Bombs! Heh heh heh . . . . Link was SO lucky!
Mokuba: * slowly edges away *
Yugi: Really, he was! He got to play with bombs!
Mokuba: Ok . . . then. Shouldn't we be moving on?
Yugi: * sighs * Ok . . .
~ The room with the Dodongo thing ~
Yugi: Hey, we're in the main chamber!
Mokuba: Only we're above everything else!
Yugi: * looks around * Hey, there's 2 holes in the bridge!
Mokuba: And they are ABOVE the EYES!!
Yugi: * drops a bomb into both *
Mokuba: What are you doing?
Yugi: Getting further in the dungeon, what do you think?
Mokuba: How do you know this would get you anywhere?
Yugi: I don't' know. It's instinct?
Authoress: Yes it is. That's how I often do puzzles. When I don't' require players guides anyway . . .
Mokuba: You have a players guide.
Authoress: Yes, and I won't let you read it. * sticks tongue out *
Yugi: Give it to me! * tries to attack Authoress *
Authoress: * disappears in a puff of smoke * Tsk tsk Yugi. I guess I'll have to torture you more in the coming chapters!!
Mokuba: Oh thanks a lot Yugi!!!
Yugi: But I want to get out of here!!!
Mokuba: I know how you feel! But we can't go attack the person who's making us do this stuff! We have to sit it out! And wait for Yami to take over!
Yugi: But no one will be replacing you Mokuba.
Mokuba: Damnit.
Yugi: Yep. That means I'LL be taking a vacation for a bit.
~ Boss Chamber ~
Yugi: A big giant lizard?
Mokuba: Yeah.
The giant Dodongo walks up to them, and lets out a shrill cry.
Yugi: And I DON'T think it'll let us go this time!!!
Mokuba: I THINK YOUR RIGHT!!!!!
The Dodongo then walks up to them, and tries to suck them in. To a BIT of success.
Mokuba: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! * gets sucked into the Dodongo's stomach *
Yugi: OH NO!!! MOKUBA!!!!!!
Mokuba: * you can hear him faintly from the outside * EEEEWWWW!!!! GROSS!!!!!!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!!!
Dodongo: * looks a little sick *
Yugi: I've gotta help Mokuba! But how?!
Dodongo: * tries to suck in Yugi *
Yugi: EEEK! I don't want to be sucked in!!! * tosses a bomb inside * Take that!!
Mokuba: AH!!!
Yugi: Oops . . . SORRY MOKUBA!!!
Dodongo: * after the bomb explodes, starts rolling around the walkway *
Yugi: AAAAAAHHH!!!!!! * starts running as fast as his legs can carry him *
Mokuba: * is rolling around in the Dodongo's belly * Wao-wao -. . . I think I'm gonna be SICK!! * barfs *
Dodongo: * pukes out Mokuba *
Mokuba: EWWWW!!!!!! * is covered in slime *
Yugi: EEWWW!!! Don't go NEAR me!!!
Dodongo: * tries to suck them again *
Mokuba: * clings to Yugi's hat * I'M NOT GOING IN THERE AGAIN!!! CHUCK ANOTHER BOMB!!!!!
Yugi: Right! * tosses it *
After the Dodongo rolls around.
Mokuba: I think your supposed to slash it.
Yugi: Nuts * slashes Dodongo *
Dodongo: * gets up and starts walking around *
Yugi: IT can STILL walk?!?!?
Mokuba: How many times do we have to hit it?
Authoress: 3 times. One more should do it.
Yugi: Alright! Let's get it again and get out of here!
~ Outside the cavern ~
Yugi: ALRIGHT!! We're finally outside that freakin' dungeon!! Yahoo!!
Mokuba: Now we need that Ruby from Yami Bakura.
Yugi: Yeah, let's go see him!
Yami Bakura: That is not necessary.
Mokuba: Really?
Yami Bakura: Yes. I'm right here.
Mokuba: Oh.
Yami Bakura: And now here is your stupid Ruby.
Yugi: Thanks!!
Yami Bakura: No problem. Now get out of my sight before I decide to kill you.
Yugi: * gulps * YES SIR!! * runs off with Mokuba following *
~ Zora's River Entrance ~
Yugi: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
Mokuba: What is it?
Yugi: THE OWL!!!!
Mokuba: Aw great. Do you have anything I could use for something like sleep pills?
Yugi: Hmmm . . . I think I do Mokuba. I think I do . . . * sly grin *
~ About 10 minutes later ~
Owl: ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Yugi: Phew. * walks past the owl *
Mokuba: * flies behind him * Yeah. Where did you learn to do that?
Yugi: I found a book in my schools library. It was a good read too.
Mokuba: Ah.
--- --- ---
And there is the 5th chapter!
Yami: * sarcastic tone *Yeah. Great
Just wait until YOU have to come in Yami!!
Yami: Aw great . . .
* looks at word count * My chapter is shorter! Just means the next one will be longer!!!
Yami: Poor Yugi
Especially poor you when you have to go through the temples.