Rabid Lawyers: Hehehehehe...
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG YET!! GO AWAY!!
Rabid Lawyers: Oh..*Sink back into ground. *
Rrggh..good riddance.
Rabid Lawyers: *Begin coming back out of ground like creepy zombie people. *
Fine! I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!! DO Y'ALL HEAR ME? GOOD! Did I just say 'y'all'?
Rabid Lawyers: *Nod*
Great....
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GRRRR!!!!! OMG, I am soo pissed. OK, like Jay, backup!! Today had the making of a perfect day, because today was the Duelists of Battle City Talent Show!! Kinda stupid, but it was bound to be fun. Me 'n' my sisters signed up to sing this dueling song we wrote, just for this occasion. So we sign up, give our sheet music to the bank, and wait through a whole ton of terrible acts from the other comptetitors until it was our turn. Of course, Yugi, Bakura, Tristan and Tea got front row seats. It would be the first time I had met Tea, so I wanted to make a good impression on one of Yugi's friends. (Little did I know how good a friend Tea was, but I'm getting ahead of myself.)
So we sing, "Time 2 Duel," with the accompanying thunderous applause. Of course, it was absolutely NO contest; we got this MONGO trophy for 1st prize. After the awards, me 'n' Daine 'n' Jay went to meet every1 and Tea. She shakes everyone's hand but mine. "So.you're Yugi's new girlfriend." That's all she said. Yeah. Talk about obvious jealousy. I'm cool with that. It's her problem she didn't ask him out first. Well, we all carpool in Bakura's uncle's car, and I can't help but notice how friendly Yugi and Tea are. Well, we were all going out to celebrate our victory, but Yugi needed to get something from the Game Shop, so we stayed to wait for him. That was when I noticed Tea wasn't in the same room everyone else was. Also, Yugi was taking his sweet time getting whatever he was getting. So I volunteered to check on him. As I walked up the stairs, I heard voices. I t was Yugi and some other person.
"Yami, I'm really glad I can tell you everything. Things I can't even tell Crissy."
I shoved the door open. There was a clattering sound.
"Oh, uh.hi Crissy!" Yugi looked guilty.
"You know, I don't care. Go and be with that BEEP Tea!! You don't have to hide anymore. Because I'm not your girlfriend anymore."
"Crissy!"
But, with tears in my eyes, I stalked down the stairs and out the game shop doors.
And right into Kaiba.
"Cristal?" Oooh, I forgot just how fine Kaiba could be.
"Seto."
"Crissy. I think we got off on the wrong foot. And I'd like to start over."
"Me too. Wanna get outta here?"
"Let's roll. How about lunch?"
"Sounds perfect."
As we walked away, I took Kaiba's hand. I knew Yugi would be watching.
Kaiba, (well, Seto) took me to an outdoor restaurant, and, well, he's actually really nice. I couldn't help comparing him to Yugi, but he measures up pretty well.
We set another time for a date. I'm actually kinda excited. Who knows?
Crissy Valentine
PS: *Kinda sorta happy sigh *
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OK, long day here..
Got up today, excited. Today was the Domino City Talent Show!!!
My sisters and I are entered in the conest for a song we wrote (Time to Duel).
We found this really cool band to play the background music called Random Task. or was it Random Chance? One of the two. Anyway, we spent like (OMG, I'm turning into Jewel! *Horrified gasp! *) half an hour or so practicing with the band one last time.
We had worked on the choreography of our song sooo long we had it down perfectly. Thank you slave driver Crissy!
Anyway, it was great! We were close to the end and grand ginale worthy! It was almost painful, listening to the tone deaf people screeching at the top of their lungs. Talk about headache. Can't anyone keep a beat around here?
So it was our turn: "Practice makes Perfect" and I'm not saying we were perfect. (Jay stepped on my foot) But compared to everyone else. Bakura, Tea, Mai, Yugi, Tristan. (OK, too long of a list) all our friends were in the front row, cheering.
I was so nervous at first, but once we got started, I was fine.
Needless to say, we won first place, and got this ginormously huge trophy. Bakura was grinning from ear to ear and I'm sure I probably was too. so much for staying calm!
We went to the shop because Yugi had to pick up something. for some reason, both Crissy and Yugi mysteriously disappeared. So, we had ice cream cake to celebrate our success, then played charades for a while. It was soooo fun!!
Bakura and I decided to visit Serenity before going home, so we ditched everyone at the Game Shop and took Bakura's car to the hospital. I hape they aren't mad at us for stranding them. Oh well.
Serenity wanted to know about the contest, so we told her how awesome our song was. And (yeah!) she's getting the bandages on her eyes removed in a few days! (Watch out Jewel, the competition might get a little fierce.)
By this time, it was about seven, and the sun was just going down. Bakura drove me to this really awesome hill where we watched the sunset and the stars come out. I won the right to drive on the way home by finding the first star. *Evil grin *
We sat in silence for a while, looking up at the stars. My stomach growled (I forgot that I hadn't eaten since we were at Yugi's.)
We drove (Bakura drove against my fierce protest) to a fast food restaurant.
I drove and promised to pick him up at his house tomorrow. It's not fair that I still have never even been to his house.
*Ginormously gargantuan hug giant, extremely happy, no, exstatic sigh!!! * Take that Crissy for trying to out do my spelling sighs!
Aundaine Valentine
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(HEY!!! BOTH YOU SPASTIC SISTERS!! THAT'S MY LINE!!) But I'm honored you use it.)
Sorry for stepping on your foot, Daine, but that Kaiba guy was staring at me. And if you want it to hurt less, don't convince me to wear those platform things beforehand!!!
As for me, I am somewhere between laughing, crying, and bashing someone's face in. Who is hoarding all the candy, CHOCOLATE, raw cookie dough, ANYTHING!!! Oh, if Crissy has it, I'll kill her. Unless she has a really good reason. But her door's locked. Ughh, the sappy cry movies are gone too! Wait. we never had any, did we? Backing up (hehehehe Crissy and Daine) I have officially broken up with Tristan. I am like, so sad. But ya know what? It was so totally worth it.
*Sobbing noises *
*Suddenly brighter * But I have my REVENGE!!! I am now Seto Kaiba's girlfriend. I know he can be a bit of a jerk, but he can be soo sweet and courteous, and cute. And of course money can improve any guy's looks. It's unethical, but it's true.
Now let me tell you WHY we broke up. I found him STARING at a picture in his wallet. A picture of Serenity. Daine had ditched us at the game shop, so I went to call her to make sure she wasn't abducted by alie - I mean. that she was OK, and then Tristan was gonna drive me home.
So I came back from the pay phone and I was gonna sneak up on him and scare him. (Why? I dunno. I had too much energy at the time, I guess.) Try that in platform shoes, and he was looking at something in his hand. I like "What's that?" and he jumped straight up in the air. Comical though it was, he dropped the wallet in his hand and a picture of Serenity w/out bandages is in front. She's really very pretty w/her eyes showing.
So my eyes got really, really big (I tried to model one of the pics I'd seen of Tea, for all she's a sap she's got the facial expressions down like no one I've ever seen.) and I said, all mocking serious like, "Tristan!! Am I only the seconed perfect girl you've met in Domino City?" and get this! He wouldn't answer me! Wouldn't even look me in the eye!!
Oh, I was sooo pissed! And for the second time, I hear a limo coming. Seto's limo. Man, he must have radar equipment in there! Cool. So I march up , the chauffeur OPENS THE DOOR (I repeat, how cool is that?) and Seto Kaiba is sitting inside! He's like, "Did you drop this?" and he whips out a pendant with a snowflake on it. I'm like, OH PERFECTTO VENDETTA!!
So he drives me home and he asks me if I'd be his girlfriend. So of course I'm like "YES!!!" *punches air spastically, no neutrality whatsoever. * and he said he'd get me MY OWN limo when I told him what color I wanted.
Man, I should really date rich guys more often.
And I'm thinking, "Whoa. you can get these things in COLORS??"
He drives me home, and I got to my room when it finally hit me: I JUST BROKE UP WITH TRISTAN AND FOUND A NEW B/F WITHIN, LIKE, 10 SECONDS!! I HAVE DONE NO WALLOWING IN SELF PITY!!!
So, kinda writing as I go now..
I'm going over to Alenka's house *shouting to house * MAYBE SOMEONE THERE WILL HAVE WALLOWING FOOD LEFT!! RRRGH!! *Storming out the door *
I got to Alenka's (she's Yugi's brother, and lives in the same house) and Alenka opens the door, like, almost before I can even ring the bell. She's like, "Thank you thank you thank you thank you!! Yugi's locked himself in his room and I can't figure out what's wrong with him!! He's up there crying and talking to himself and I can't find Joey or I'd be soooo outta here by now!"
Wow.. She said that really, really fast.
I came in and immediately said, "Alright, I just broke up with Tristan, and I need someone to help me wallow in self pity. Got any sap movies we can watch?"
OMG, I loved her response. "Like you need to ask. Tea keeps giving Yugi movies to watch so naturally they have to end up in my bedroom."
I'm like, "OK then." Sensing just a little bit of bitterness towards Tea here.
So we talked and laughed and smashed a couple of Tea's videos with a spare baseball bat, (that was fun!!) let out all our anger, and I ended up spending the night at her house. She is like, now one of the coolest people I know. This is so cool, I've got a new best friend who even plays duel monsters! OMG, I'm starting to sound like a sap.
But at least I am officially over Tristan.
And have a new b/f with enough money to buy me a limo. And has enough brains to spell constitutionalism AND know the meaning! Gosh, Tristan was such a dumb jock.
*Big humongous extensive, vast, immensely contented yet ecstatic and joyous and delightedly thrilled to be alive with b/f yet slightly subdued and downcast at same time over loss of previous dumb jock b/f who couldn't have come up with this paragraph if given a thesaurus sigh. *
Say that in one breath.
I'm better now.
Jewel Valentine
PS: I don't blame Serenity. It's not her fault, I mean, she can't even
see!
PPS: Kaib - I mean, SETO is taking me somewhere tomorrow in the
LIMO!!! He wants to surprise me, he says.
PPPS: Gods, now I got to think of somewhere to take HIM???!!!
Hmmm..this could take some thinking. I'll get my sisters to help. ALL
three.
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Well, today I've cried so much I'm surprised if I have any liquids left in me.
OK, backing up (LOL Jay) I woke up to the phone ringing. I pick it up, and that Joey dude was on the phone, w/his New York accent.
"Hey, Cristal?" Now, I'm still like half asleep here.
"Whadeya want?" (I know, OMG!!)
"Come and meet me in Central Square Plaza. We have to talk."
Yeah, at like 8:00 in the morning. But I needed the exercise, so I got into my clothes and headed on out.
Joey was waiting for me when I reached the plaza. He patted the bench seat next to him.
"So, what do you want to talk about?" Joey reached out and batted my fire amulet.
"You still have it on."
"Yeah, so?"
"I think you'd better know that Tea was in the bathroom when you went up to Yugi's room. That wasn't her he was talking to. I guess, in another way, he was talking to himself."
"Really? OMG, REALLY!?!?!?!?" I was all huper for like 2 seconds, and then I put my head in my hands.
"He'll be so mad at me!!" Joey patted my back.
"I think he understands. Frankly, if I were you, I'd have done the same thing. I think you oughta talk to him. He usually goes up to theis park called High Hill park to 'collect his thoughts.' You might want to - "
I cut him off by hugging him and then racing off towards the highest point in Domino City.
"Good luck!!!" Joey yelled. I didn't stop, I just waved over my shoulder.
I think I ran into a few random people, but mostly the whole run was pretty uneventful.
I took the steps like 3 at a time going up to the top of the hill. Right before I got to the top, I paused to catch my breath, fix my hair, etc, etc.
A few steps later, I saw him standing at the top, staring out across Battle City and watching the birds circle on the wind. (Sorry, but I'm feeling really poetic right now.)
He must have heard me coming because he turned around. "Crissy?"
"Yugi!!"
So I kinda lost it, and ran up crying to him and then I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him. AND HE KISSED ME BACK!!!
Then he broke away and looked at me. (But, he did keep his arms around my waist!! Oh happy happy joy joy!!!)
"Crissy, I have a lot to tell you."
(Is it just me or is he going through puberty? His voice is really deep. And, he's taller than me!!)
Well, he and I had a super long talk, and he told me everything!! Like how he has two personalities and yeah he's an Egyptian Pharaoh whose sharing his body, and yeah he's gotta save the whole bleeping world!!!!
"Well, I don't care if you're an escaped convict, or a split personality. You're still my b/f and I love you!!"
I know I'm just a 16 year old who's still in high school who just got her license, but just like Yugi's fate is to save the world, my fate is to be there next to him when he's doing it!
"You..You l-love me?" He sounded surprised (and really relieved).
"Yes. And I'm so sorry for whatever pain I've caused you." I kissed the tip of his nose.
"And.Crissy.I love you too."
So, we kinda made out for a while, K, a long while, and we talked a very long time. Now I feel I know both Yugi and Yami, almost like I've known them my whole life.
I'll write more tomorrow!!
*Huge love struck sigh *
Crissy Valentine
PS: I love my b/f!!!!
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Crissy split early this morning, it is now like 11 o'clock, and I still haven't seen her.
Anyway, Bakura and I are running low on romantic ideas, so. I rode to his house.and got lost on the way, but unlike the male gender, us girls ASK for directions!!! I finally arrived, and rang the doorbell.
Bakura opened it.and his dog ran out the door. It wa sthe cutest little dog, thoug. It definitely wasn't a purebred or anything, but a fuzzy little mixed puppy!
He comes up and starts dancing around me and Bakura dived for him, the second he jumped up. Bakura landed on my shoes, and the puppy landed on my b/f's back. It was soooo cute!!!!
But, of course I help Bakura up, and hold in my frantic giggles. "You OK?"
He turns really red. Then says, "Yeah, I'm fine." Like he's trying to regain his smooth attitude.
"Is this YOUR dog?" I ask petting the little beast.
"Ummm.yeah." His face kind of falls like he thingks I'm gonna laugh at him or something.
"Oh!! He's sooo cute!!!" I squeal.
"Really?"
"What's his name?"
Bakura bends over and picks him up. "he's my little sister's, but she moved, and couldn't keep him."
"OK." I say, "But what's his name?"
Bakura hangs his head. "Fuzzy."
"Fuzzy?"
"Yeah.but he doesn't answer to his name."
"So why don't you rename him?"
He kind of brightens. "Why didn't I think of that?!"
We go inside to watch some movies and just hang out and stuff. 'Fuzzy' crawls into my lap and demands to be petted.
SOOOO!!!! CUTE!!!
Anyway, the rest of the night is pretty uneventful.we talked, watched movies, plyed with 'Fuzzy', kissed.,etc. (You know.the normal stuff..)
Aundaine Valentine
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Whoa. I just checked our phone messages and emails.and I think that both appliances are on overload. Yugi has called so many times its not even funny. But, its weird, ya know, and our phone must be malfunctioning. His voice is different. Up and down all the time. Creepish. But it seems like they broke up, so now I feel really bad about yelling to Crissy last night. Maybe that's where she went this morning.
I saw Tristan today too. On the street. With a bouquet of flowers. And. oh!! What's this.? A card that says "Ultimate Love." Thank you 20/20 vision. I feel so played. Why did I fall for such a jerk? Anyway, he saw me and moved away really quickly. Towards the hospital, I might add. Oh, he'll need a hospital if I ever get my hands on him.
Anyway.I met Seto at this park today. It's gorgeous, tons of flowers and fountains everywhere. I used to come here a lot to sit and think but haven't been back for a while. They've added some statues, most of which are duel monsters, and the five really awesome ones I can see are a Blue Eyes White Dragon (duh! Seto probably paid for this), a Dark Magician, and then three other that all bear the subtitle 'Egyptian God Card.' They're absolutely beautiful, though.
I met Seto here, and naturally he's in a limo. But it's white and had pinkish/bluish flames surrounded by black. He found my symbol colors! How cool is that?
He stepped out and said, "Any girl as special as you should get special treatment, don't you think? This will be your new ride." Awww!!! Major point scorage goin' on here!
I remembered him saying something about getting me a limo, but, jeez, I thought he was just joking when he said that. And it's like even completely personalized for me!!
Yeah, so idiot me stands there all bug eyed at the cool new toy I just got and my incredibly hott b/f standing in front of it, and it hit me, "Where did you find out what my colors were?"
*Uncomfortable shifting. * He says, "Well, ah, don't be mad at me but I kinda.took Tristan to, ah.not so politely question him about your preferences. I was going to call you, but your phone was busy all night."
WOW!!! My old b/f gets kidnapped and possibly beat up in this, too? Cool!! And he thought I'd be mad..
"Don't worry about it. I understand perfectly," I said. He smiled really evilly (how the foo does he do that?) and I think that I wasn't the only motivation for Tristan to scurry away from me so quickly this morning.
Then the next thing pops into my mind. "Seto?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I know you're enemies, but could you just TRY to get along with Yugi Moto? Please? Why are you even enemies with him anyway?"
He looked really solemn at that. I guess I wasn't ecstatically happy enough at the limo. Oh well, I had to sort this out sometime.
"Oh, all right. If you arrange a meeting, I'll come and try to make 'peace' with little Yugi."
"Thank you!! If you didn't things would get really awkward around my house."
*Still disgruntled and solemn look *
"Now show me around town in this perfect new ride!"
He looked much happier at that. Now all I've got to do is figure out how to have a nonviolent meeting between Crissy and our b/f's. Oh, this'll be fun.
CRISSY!!!! HELP ME!!!
Jewel Valentine
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DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG YET!! GO AWAY!!
Rabid Lawyers: Oh..*Sink back into ground. *
Rrggh..good riddance.
Rabid Lawyers: *Begin coming back out of ground like creepy zombie people. *
Fine! I DO NOT OWN YUGIOH!! DO Y'ALL HEAR ME? GOOD! Did I just say 'y'all'?
Rabid Lawyers: *Nod*
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GRRRR!!!!! OMG, I am soo pissed. OK, like Jay, backup!! Today had the making of a perfect day, because today was the Duelists of Battle City Talent Show!! Kinda stupid, but it was bound to be fun. Me 'n' my sisters signed up to sing this dueling song we wrote, just for this occasion. So we sign up, give our sheet music to the bank, and wait through a whole ton of terrible acts from the other comptetitors until it was our turn. Of course, Yugi, Bakura, Tristan and Tea got front row seats. It would be the first time I had met Tea, so I wanted to make a good impression on one of Yugi's friends. (Little did I know how good a friend Tea was, but I'm getting ahead of myself.)
So we sing, "Time 2 Duel," with the accompanying thunderous applause. Of course, it was absolutely NO contest; we got this MONGO trophy for 1st prize. After the awards, me 'n' Daine 'n' Jay went to meet every1 and Tea. She shakes everyone's hand but mine. "So.you're Yugi's new girlfriend." That's all she said. Yeah. Talk about obvious jealousy. I'm cool with that. It's her problem she didn't ask him out first. Well, we all carpool in Bakura's uncle's car, and I can't help but notice how friendly Yugi and Tea are. Well, we were all going out to celebrate our victory, but Yugi needed to get something from the Game Shop, so we stayed to wait for him. That was when I noticed Tea wasn't in the same room everyone else was. Also, Yugi was taking his sweet time getting whatever he was getting. So I volunteered to check on him. As I walked up the stairs, I heard voices. I t was Yugi and some other person.
"Yami, I'm really glad I can tell you everything. Things I can't even tell Crissy."
I shoved the door open. There was a clattering sound.
"Oh, uh.hi Crissy!" Yugi looked guilty.
"You know, I don't care. Go and be with that BEEP Tea!! You don't have to hide anymore. Because I'm not your girlfriend anymore."
"Crissy!"
But, with tears in my eyes, I stalked down the stairs and out the game shop doors.
And right into Kaiba.
"Cristal?" Oooh, I forgot just how fine Kaiba could be.
"Seto."
"Crissy. I think we got off on the wrong foot. And I'd like to start over."
"Me too. Wanna get outta here?"
"Let's roll. How about lunch?"
"Sounds perfect."
As we walked away, I took Kaiba's hand. I knew Yugi would be watching.
Kaiba, (well, Seto) took me to an outdoor restaurant, and, well, he's actually really nice. I couldn't help comparing him to Yugi, but he measures up pretty well.
We set another time for a date. I'm actually kinda excited. Who knows?
Crissy Valentine
PS: *Kinda sorta happy sigh *
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OK, long day here..
Got up today, excited. Today was the Domino City Talent Show!!!
My sisters and I are entered in the conest for a song we wrote (Time to Duel).
We found this really cool band to play the background music called Random Task. or was it Random Chance? One of the two. Anyway, we spent like (OMG, I'm turning into Jewel! *Horrified gasp! *) half an hour or so practicing with the band one last time.
We had worked on the choreography of our song sooo long we had it down perfectly. Thank you slave driver Crissy!
Anyway, it was great! We were close to the end and grand ginale worthy! It was almost painful, listening to the tone deaf people screeching at the top of their lungs. Talk about headache. Can't anyone keep a beat around here?
So it was our turn: "Practice makes Perfect" and I'm not saying we were perfect. (Jay stepped on my foot) But compared to everyone else. Bakura, Tea, Mai, Yugi, Tristan. (OK, too long of a list) all our friends were in the front row, cheering.
I was so nervous at first, but once we got started, I was fine.
Needless to say, we won first place, and got this ginormously huge trophy. Bakura was grinning from ear to ear and I'm sure I probably was too. so much for staying calm!
We went to the shop because Yugi had to pick up something. for some reason, both Crissy and Yugi mysteriously disappeared. So, we had ice cream cake to celebrate our success, then played charades for a while. It was soooo fun!!
Bakura and I decided to visit Serenity before going home, so we ditched everyone at the Game Shop and took Bakura's car to the hospital. I hape they aren't mad at us for stranding them. Oh well.
Serenity wanted to know about the contest, so we told her how awesome our song was. And (yeah!) she's getting the bandages on her eyes removed in a few days! (Watch out Jewel, the competition might get a little fierce.)
By this time, it was about seven, and the sun was just going down. Bakura drove me to this really awesome hill where we watched the sunset and the stars come out. I won the right to drive on the way home by finding the first star. *Evil grin *
We sat in silence for a while, looking up at the stars. My stomach growled (I forgot that I hadn't eaten since we were at Yugi's.)
We drove (Bakura drove against my fierce protest) to a fast food restaurant.
I drove and promised to pick him up at his house tomorrow. It's not fair that I still have never even been to his house.
*Ginormously gargantuan hug giant, extremely happy, no, exstatic sigh!!! * Take that Crissy for trying to out do my spelling sighs!
Aundaine Valentine
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(HEY!!! BOTH YOU SPASTIC SISTERS!! THAT'S MY LINE!!) But I'm honored you use it.)
Sorry for stepping on your foot, Daine, but that Kaiba guy was staring at me. And if you want it to hurt less, don't convince me to wear those platform things beforehand!!!
As for me, I am somewhere between laughing, crying, and bashing someone's face in. Who is hoarding all the candy, CHOCOLATE, raw cookie dough, ANYTHING!!! Oh, if Crissy has it, I'll kill her. Unless she has a really good reason. But her door's locked. Ughh, the sappy cry movies are gone too! Wait. we never had any, did we? Backing up (hehehehe Crissy and Daine) I have officially broken up with Tristan. I am like, so sad. But ya know what? It was so totally worth it.
*Sobbing noises *
*Suddenly brighter * But I have my REVENGE!!! I am now Seto Kaiba's girlfriend. I know he can be a bit of a jerk, but he can be soo sweet and courteous, and cute. And of course money can improve any guy's looks. It's unethical, but it's true.
Now let me tell you WHY we broke up. I found him STARING at a picture in his wallet. A picture of Serenity. Daine had ditched us at the game shop, so I went to call her to make sure she wasn't abducted by alie - I mean. that she was OK, and then Tristan was gonna drive me home.
So I came back from the pay phone and I was gonna sneak up on him and scare him. (Why? I dunno. I had too much energy at the time, I guess.) Try that in platform shoes, and he was looking at something in his hand. I like "What's that?" and he jumped straight up in the air. Comical though it was, he dropped the wallet in his hand and a picture of Serenity w/out bandages is in front. She's really very pretty w/her eyes showing.
So my eyes got really, really big (I tried to model one of the pics I'd seen of Tea, for all she's a sap she's got the facial expressions down like no one I've ever seen.) and I said, all mocking serious like, "Tristan!! Am I only the seconed perfect girl you've met in Domino City?" and get this! He wouldn't answer me! Wouldn't even look me in the eye!!
Oh, I was sooo pissed! And for the second time, I hear a limo coming. Seto's limo. Man, he must have radar equipment in there! Cool. So I march up , the chauffeur OPENS THE DOOR (I repeat, how cool is that?) and Seto Kaiba is sitting inside! He's like, "Did you drop this?" and he whips out a pendant with a snowflake on it. I'm like, OH PERFECTTO VENDETTA!!
So he drives me home and he asks me if I'd be his girlfriend. So of course I'm like "YES!!!" *punches air spastically, no neutrality whatsoever. * and he said he'd get me MY OWN limo when I told him what color I wanted.
Man, I should really date rich guys more often.
And I'm thinking, "Whoa. you can get these things in COLORS??"
He drives me home, and I got to my room when it finally hit me: I JUST BROKE UP WITH TRISTAN AND FOUND A NEW B/F WITHIN, LIKE, 10 SECONDS!! I HAVE DONE NO WALLOWING IN SELF PITY!!!
So, kinda writing as I go now..
I'm going over to Alenka's house *shouting to house * MAYBE SOMEONE THERE WILL HAVE WALLOWING FOOD LEFT!! RRRGH!! *Storming out the door *
I got to Alenka's (she's Yugi's brother, and lives in the same house) and Alenka opens the door, like, almost before I can even ring the bell. She's like, "Thank you thank you thank you thank you!! Yugi's locked himself in his room and I can't figure out what's wrong with him!! He's up there crying and talking to himself and I can't find Joey or I'd be soooo outta here by now!"
Wow.. She said that really, really fast.
I came in and immediately said, "Alright, I just broke up with Tristan, and I need someone to help me wallow in self pity. Got any sap movies we can watch?"
OMG, I loved her response. "Like you need to ask. Tea keeps giving Yugi movies to watch so naturally they have to end up in my bedroom."
I'm like, "OK then." Sensing just a little bit of bitterness towards Tea here.
So we talked and laughed and smashed a couple of Tea's videos with a spare baseball bat, (that was fun!!) let out all our anger, and I ended up spending the night at her house. She is like, now one of the coolest people I know. This is so cool, I've got a new best friend who even plays duel monsters! OMG, I'm starting to sound like a sap.
But at least I am officially over Tristan.
And have a new b/f with enough money to buy me a limo. And has enough brains to spell constitutionalism AND know the meaning! Gosh, Tristan was such a dumb jock.
*Big humongous extensive, vast, immensely contented yet ecstatic and joyous and delightedly thrilled to be alive with b/f yet slightly subdued and downcast at same time over loss of previous dumb jock b/f who couldn't have come up with this paragraph if given a thesaurus sigh. *
Say that in one breath.
I'm better now.
Jewel Valentine
PS: I don't blame Serenity. It's not her fault, I mean, she can't even
see!
PPS: Kaib - I mean, SETO is taking me somewhere tomorrow in the
LIMO!!! He wants to surprise me, he says.
PPPS: Gods, now I got to think of somewhere to take HIM???!!!
Hmmm..this could take some thinking. I'll get my sisters to help. ALL
three.
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Well, today I've cried so much I'm surprised if I have any liquids left in me.
OK, backing up (LOL Jay) I woke up to the phone ringing. I pick it up, and that Joey dude was on the phone, w/his New York accent.
"Hey, Cristal?" Now, I'm still like half asleep here.
"Whadeya want?" (I know, OMG!!)
"Come and meet me in Central Square Plaza. We have to talk."
Yeah, at like 8:00 in the morning. But I needed the exercise, so I got into my clothes and headed on out.
Joey was waiting for me when I reached the plaza. He patted the bench seat next to him.
"So, what do you want to talk about?" Joey reached out and batted my fire amulet.
"You still have it on."
"Yeah, so?"
"I think you'd better know that Tea was in the bathroom when you went up to Yugi's room. That wasn't her he was talking to. I guess, in another way, he was talking to himself."
"Really? OMG, REALLY!?!?!?!?" I was all huper for like 2 seconds, and then I put my head in my hands.
"He'll be so mad at me!!" Joey patted my back.
"I think he understands. Frankly, if I were you, I'd have done the same thing. I think you oughta talk to him. He usually goes up to theis park called High Hill park to 'collect his thoughts.' You might want to - "
I cut him off by hugging him and then racing off towards the highest point in Domino City.
"Good luck!!!" Joey yelled. I didn't stop, I just waved over my shoulder.
I think I ran into a few random people, but mostly the whole run was pretty uneventful.
I took the steps like 3 at a time going up to the top of the hill. Right before I got to the top, I paused to catch my breath, fix my hair, etc, etc.
A few steps later, I saw him standing at the top, staring out across Battle City and watching the birds circle on the wind. (Sorry, but I'm feeling really poetic right now.)
He must have heard me coming because he turned around. "Crissy?"
"Yugi!!"
So I kinda lost it, and ran up crying to him and then I threw my arms around his neck and kissed him. AND HE KISSED ME BACK!!!
Then he broke away and looked at me. (But, he did keep his arms around my waist!! Oh happy happy joy joy!!!)
"Crissy, I have a lot to tell you."
(Is it just me or is he going through puberty? His voice is really deep. And, he's taller than me!!)
Well, he and I had a super long talk, and he told me everything!! Like how he has two personalities and yeah he's an Egyptian Pharaoh whose sharing his body, and yeah he's gotta save the whole bleeping world!!!!
"Well, I don't care if you're an escaped convict, or a split personality. You're still my b/f and I love you!!"
I know I'm just a 16 year old who's still in high school who just got her license, but just like Yugi's fate is to save the world, my fate is to be there next to him when he's doing it!
"You..You l-love me?" He sounded surprised (and really relieved).
"Yes. And I'm so sorry for whatever pain I've caused you." I kissed the tip of his nose.
"And.Crissy.I love you too."
So, we kinda made out for a while, K, a long while, and we talked a very long time. Now I feel I know both Yugi and Yami, almost like I've known them my whole life.
I'll write more tomorrow!!
*Huge love struck sigh *
Crissy Valentine
PS: I love my b/f!!!!
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Crissy split early this morning, it is now like 11 o'clock, and I still haven't seen her.
Anyway, Bakura and I are running low on romantic ideas, so. I rode to his house.and got lost on the way, but unlike the male gender, us girls ASK for directions!!! I finally arrived, and rang the doorbell.
Bakura opened it.and his dog ran out the door. It wa sthe cutest little dog, thoug. It definitely wasn't a purebred or anything, but a fuzzy little mixed puppy!
He comes up and starts dancing around me and Bakura dived for him, the second he jumped up. Bakura landed on my shoes, and the puppy landed on my b/f's back. It was soooo cute!!!!
But, of course I help Bakura up, and hold in my frantic giggles. "You OK?"
He turns really red. Then says, "Yeah, I'm fine." Like he's trying to regain his smooth attitude.
"Is this YOUR dog?" I ask petting the little beast.
"Ummm.yeah." His face kind of falls like he thingks I'm gonna laugh at him or something.
"Oh!! He's sooo cute!!!" I squeal.
"Really?"
"What's his name?"
Bakura bends over and picks him up. "he's my little sister's, but she moved, and couldn't keep him."
"OK." I say, "But what's his name?"
Bakura hangs his head. "Fuzzy."
"Fuzzy?"
"Yeah.but he doesn't answer to his name."
"So why don't you rename him?"
He kind of brightens. "Why didn't I think of that?!"
We go inside to watch some movies and just hang out and stuff. 'Fuzzy' crawls into my lap and demands to be petted.
SOOOO!!!! CUTE!!!
Anyway, the rest of the night is pretty uneventful.we talked, watched movies, plyed with 'Fuzzy', kissed.,etc. (You know.the normal stuff..)
Aundaine Valentine
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Whoa. I just checked our phone messages and emails.and I think that both appliances are on overload. Yugi has called so many times its not even funny. But, its weird, ya know, and our phone must be malfunctioning. His voice is different. Up and down all the time. Creepish. But it seems like they broke up, so now I feel really bad about yelling to Crissy last night. Maybe that's where she went this morning.
I saw Tristan today too. On the street. With a bouquet of flowers. And. oh!! What's this.? A card that says "Ultimate Love." Thank you 20/20 vision. I feel so played. Why did I fall for such a jerk? Anyway, he saw me and moved away really quickly. Towards the hospital, I might add. Oh, he'll need a hospital if I ever get my hands on him.
Anyway.I met Seto at this park today. It's gorgeous, tons of flowers and fountains everywhere. I used to come here a lot to sit and think but haven't been back for a while. They've added some statues, most of which are duel monsters, and the five really awesome ones I can see are a Blue Eyes White Dragon (duh! Seto probably paid for this), a Dark Magician, and then three other that all bear the subtitle 'Egyptian God Card.' They're absolutely beautiful, though.
I met Seto here, and naturally he's in a limo. But it's white and had pinkish/bluish flames surrounded by black. He found my symbol colors! How cool is that?
He stepped out and said, "Any girl as special as you should get special treatment, don't you think? This will be your new ride." Awww!!! Major point scorage goin' on here!
I remembered him saying something about getting me a limo, but, jeez, I thought he was just joking when he said that. And it's like even completely personalized for me!!
Yeah, so idiot me stands there all bug eyed at the cool new toy I just got and my incredibly hott b/f standing in front of it, and it hit me, "Where did you find out what my colors were?"
*Uncomfortable shifting. * He says, "Well, ah, don't be mad at me but I kinda.took Tristan to, ah.not so politely question him about your preferences. I was going to call you, but your phone was busy all night."
WOW!!! My old b/f gets kidnapped and possibly beat up in this, too? Cool!! And he thought I'd be mad..
"Don't worry about it. I understand perfectly," I said. He smiled really evilly (how the foo does he do that?) and I think that I wasn't the only motivation for Tristan to scurry away from me so quickly this morning.
Then the next thing pops into my mind. "Seto?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I know you're enemies, but could you just TRY to get along with Yugi Moto? Please? Why are you even enemies with him anyway?"
He looked really solemn at that. I guess I wasn't ecstatically happy enough at the limo. Oh well, I had to sort this out sometime.
"Oh, all right. If you arrange a meeting, I'll come and try to make 'peace' with little Yugi."
"Thank you!! If you didn't things would get really awkward around my house."
*Still disgruntled and solemn look *
"Now show me around town in this perfect new ride!"
He looked much happier at that. Now all I've got to do is figure out how to have a nonviolent meeting between Crissy and our b/f's. Oh, this'll be fun.
CRISSY!!!! HELP ME!!!
Jewel Valentine
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