Terri: Again, I combined chapters. Chapter five was gonna be "Hiei does the
laundry"! I wrote really short ones. but now you get to meet Bill and Jill!
Well, sort of. You hear of them at least. Anyway, R&R!
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or its characters.but I do own Bill and Jill! (Read on to find out!)
Chapter Three: Who Dunnit? .And How the Hell Do We Fix It?
"God, something is REALLY wrong with you! Why the hell did you stick us in the dryer anyway?" Kurama was actually yelling. Terri glanced at Grey; "I didn't do it!" "Neither did I!" "Don't look at me fox-boy! I wasn't even here yet!" ".Heheh.fox-boy." Both Kurama and Hiei shot Terri a glare at this. Bri perked, "I bet it was Bill!" "No, no. Bill's at my house!" Terri gasped. "It must've been Bill's twin brother Jill!" Kurama and Hiei stood gaping at the discussion that had arisen with the three girls. Hiei looked at Kurama, silently pleading for an answer. "They're not serious, are they?" "I'm not sure." Kurama continued to stare at the three who were now laughing again at the thought of Bill, or rather Jill, or whoever, putting the Kurama socks into the dryer. To get their attention, Kurama snapped his rose whip, causing Terri and Bri to come to attention, but only caused Grey to look at Kurama and the rose whip longingly. (She's always wanted one. ^^) Ignoring Grey's stare, Kurama continued, now having the attention of at least two of the girls. "We need to figure this out NOW! Get off your asses and use whatever brains you have to get my other half out of the damn dryer!" Everyone froze at this outburst that was so unlike Kurama, at least the Suichii half. Kurama snapped his whip again, causing immediate discussion on finding a solution.
~ An hour later ~ "DAMN IT BRI! WE ARE NOT MELTING THE DRYER!" "The dryer is ev-il! Ev-il, I say!" "Will you shut up?!" "Don't tell her to shut up! You haven't come up with anything! You said we had to hurry!" "Bri! Put that lighter away!" "Where'd you get so many?!?" "Oh! Gimme some! Come on, Bri! Give me one! Pleeeaassssssse?" "Terri! Stop your damn whining!" After some mature discussion, the five decided to take a break and gather their thoughts before they killed each other. Kurama sat in the living room trying to restrain himself from freaking out and just killing the three ningens. Bri, Grey, and Terri all sat in the kitchen. They were honestly trying to think of a solution but the combination of Grey's dyslexia and Bri and Terri's short attention span soon got the best of them. The kitchen was soon filled with laughter as the three were thinking of the fun they could have changing Kurama and Hiei into other objects. Meanwhile, Hiei, being thoroughly annoyed of the baka ningens, set off into the yard to sit and think in his usual tree outside of Kurama's window.
*Those damned idiots. How the hell am I supposed to deal with that? And if Koenma sees all, then why the hell hasn't he stopped this blackmail?! I bet he's in on it. And I don't know how, but I bet that baka Kuwabara's in on it too. He's always at fault. Damned Koenma. Damned Kuwabara. Hey, there's Shori. Maybe she can talk to those girls. Damned girls. Wait a second.* Hiei sat upright and flitted off to Kurama. "Shit. Shori's home."
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"KURAMA! Your mother's home! She's coming up the walkway now!" "Nani?!? Damn it! What're we gonna do?!" Kurama ran into the laundry room, Hiei following close behind. Once there, Hiei did the only thing he could think of, and began tugging on Youko Kurama. With each tug, Youko let out another cry followed by a curse or two, or five.
Shori entered the kitchen, smiling at the three girls who had now, luckily, calmed down. "Ohayo, girls!" "Ohayo! Can we help put away the groceries?" "Why thank you! That'd be lovely." The four set to work and soon Shori excused herself to go find Suichii. The three let her go, blissfully forgetting the current problem Kurama would be facing.
"Suichii! Suichii! Where are you?" Shori's soft voice reached Kurama's sensitive ears, sending the kitsune into a panic. "Hiei! My mother's coming! What're we gonna do?!" He got no answer from the fire demon though, as he was busy pulling on Youko's arms with all of his strength. Well, not all of his strength, as he was trying not to break the dryer. "Damn.it.can't.you.think.of.another.way.Hiei?!" Just then, Shori came into the room smiling and glanced at Hiei. "Why, thank you Hiei! What drove you to do the laundry?" Hiei, at the last second, had picked up the clothes that were lying on the floor and shoved them into the dryer, concealing the youko. Muffled yells and curses began to spill from inside the dryer. Though confusion settled on her, Shori kept her smile as she asked "Suichii, what's that?" Nervous about being put on the spot, his only reply was "N-nothing. I don't hear anything. Do you, Hiei?" The little korime shook his head and shut the dryer door. A loud banging then emitted from the dryer as Bri, Grey, and Terri entered the room. Bri chuckled, "Hark, do I hear the sounds of a pissed-off youko?" "Nani?" Shori's sweet voice came from the side of the room. "Heheheh.nothing. I didn't say anything! Did I say something? No, not me, nope." Terri poked Bri in the side to stop her nervous chuckling and smiled innocently at Shori. Kurama decided to change the subject as quickly as possible. "Mother, why don't we go for a walk?" "That sounds wonderful Suichii, but I have to finish putting away the groceries." "Don't worry about that. Terri, Bri, and I'll finish for you!" "Oh, um, okay. Thank you. Alright Suichii, I'll go get my sneakers on." Before leaving the room, Kurama turned to the others and said, "You better find a way to get him out soon. I can only keep mother busy for so long. Oh, and Grey, you will pay." "But- I wasn't the only one! It's Terri's fault too!" "Right. I forgot. You too, Terri." "Gee, thanks so much, Grey!" Hiei smirked as Grey curled up holding her head from Terri's thwack. The four then left again, forgetting about the youko's air supply, so they could plan his freedom.
~ Five minutes later ~ "I'll be right there Suichii! I just want to get my jacket from the laundry room! I think Hiei put it in the dryer!" "Okay. I'll be waiting at the door!" Kurama's eyes then widened in horror as he remembered what was in the dryer. Kurama ran to the laundry room, calling to Hiei and the others to follow. SMACK! Kurama tried to turn the corner but had lost balance, slipped, and knocked over Bri, who knocked over Terri, who knocked over Grey. Hiei, however, had moved just in time and glanced at the four as he continued running. He chuckled and muttered something about clumsy, oafish humans as he turned the corner into the laundry room. (This comment, of course, was not meant for Kurama. ^^)
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or its characters.but I do own Bill and Jill! (Read on to find out!)
Chapter Three: Who Dunnit? .And How the Hell Do We Fix It?
"God, something is REALLY wrong with you! Why the hell did you stick us in the dryer anyway?" Kurama was actually yelling. Terri glanced at Grey; "I didn't do it!" "Neither did I!" "Don't look at me fox-boy! I wasn't even here yet!" ".Heheh.fox-boy." Both Kurama and Hiei shot Terri a glare at this. Bri perked, "I bet it was Bill!" "No, no. Bill's at my house!" Terri gasped. "It must've been Bill's twin brother Jill!" Kurama and Hiei stood gaping at the discussion that had arisen with the three girls. Hiei looked at Kurama, silently pleading for an answer. "They're not serious, are they?" "I'm not sure." Kurama continued to stare at the three who were now laughing again at the thought of Bill, or rather Jill, or whoever, putting the Kurama socks into the dryer. To get their attention, Kurama snapped his rose whip, causing Terri and Bri to come to attention, but only caused Grey to look at Kurama and the rose whip longingly. (She's always wanted one. ^^) Ignoring Grey's stare, Kurama continued, now having the attention of at least two of the girls. "We need to figure this out NOW! Get off your asses and use whatever brains you have to get my other half out of the damn dryer!" Everyone froze at this outburst that was so unlike Kurama, at least the Suichii half. Kurama snapped his whip again, causing immediate discussion on finding a solution.
~ An hour later ~ "DAMN IT BRI! WE ARE NOT MELTING THE DRYER!" "The dryer is ev-il! Ev-il, I say!" "Will you shut up?!" "Don't tell her to shut up! You haven't come up with anything! You said we had to hurry!" "Bri! Put that lighter away!" "Where'd you get so many?!?" "Oh! Gimme some! Come on, Bri! Give me one! Pleeeaassssssse?" "Terri! Stop your damn whining!" After some mature discussion, the five decided to take a break and gather their thoughts before they killed each other. Kurama sat in the living room trying to restrain himself from freaking out and just killing the three ningens. Bri, Grey, and Terri all sat in the kitchen. They were honestly trying to think of a solution but the combination of Grey's dyslexia and Bri and Terri's short attention span soon got the best of them. The kitchen was soon filled with laughter as the three were thinking of the fun they could have changing Kurama and Hiei into other objects. Meanwhile, Hiei, being thoroughly annoyed of the baka ningens, set off into the yard to sit and think in his usual tree outside of Kurama's window.
*Those damned idiots. How the hell am I supposed to deal with that? And if Koenma sees all, then why the hell hasn't he stopped this blackmail?! I bet he's in on it. And I don't know how, but I bet that baka Kuwabara's in on it too. He's always at fault. Damned Koenma. Damned Kuwabara. Hey, there's Shori. Maybe she can talk to those girls. Damned girls. Wait a second.* Hiei sat upright and flitted off to Kurama. "Shit. Shori's home."
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"KURAMA! Your mother's home! She's coming up the walkway now!" "Nani?!? Damn it! What're we gonna do?!" Kurama ran into the laundry room, Hiei following close behind. Once there, Hiei did the only thing he could think of, and began tugging on Youko Kurama. With each tug, Youko let out another cry followed by a curse or two, or five.
Shori entered the kitchen, smiling at the three girls who had now, luckily, calmed down. "Ohayo, girls!" "Ohayo! Can we help put away the groceries?" "Why thank you! That'd be lovely." The four set to work and soon Shori excused herself to go find Suichii. The three let her go, blissfully forgetting the current problem Kurama would be facing.
"Suichii! Suichii! Where are you?" Shori's soft voice reached Kurama's sensitive ears, sending the kitsune into a panic. "Hiei! My mother's coming! What're we gonna do?!" He got no answer from the fire demon though, as he was busy pulling on Youko's arms with all of his strength. Well, not all of his strength, as he was trying not to break the dryer. "Damn.it.can't.you.think.of.another.way.Hiei?!" Just then, Shori came into the room smiling and glanced at Hiei. "Why, thank you Hiei! What drove you to do the laundry?" Hiei, at the last second, had picked up the clothes that were lying on the floor and shoved them into the dryer, concealing the youko. Muffled yells and curses began to spill from inside the dryer. Though confusion settled on her, Shori kept her smile as she asked "Suichii, what's that?" Nervous about being put on the spot, his only reply was "N-nothing. I don't hear anything. Do you, Hiei?" The little korime shook his head and shut the dryer door. A loud banging then emitted from the dryer as Bri, Grey, and Terri entered the room. Bri chuckled, "Hark, do I hear the sounds of a pissed-off youko?" "Nani?" Shori's sweet voice came from the side of the room. "Heheheh.nothing. I didn't say anything! Did I say something? No, not me, nope." Terri poked Bri in the side to stop her nervous chuckling and smiled innocently at Shori. Kurama decided to change the subject as quickly as possible. "Mother, why don't we go for a walk?" "That sounds wonderful Suichii, but I have to finish putting away the groceries." "Don't worry about that. Terri, Bri, and I'll finish for you!" "Oh, um, okay. Thank you. Alright Suichii, I'll go get my sneakers on." Before leaving the room, Kurama turned to the others and said, "You better find a way to get him out soon. I can only keep mother busy for so long. Oh, and Grey, you will pay." "But- I wasn't the only one! It's Terri's fault too!" "Right. I forgot. You too, Terri." "Gee, thanks so much, Grey!" Hiei smirked as Grey curled up holding her head from Terri's thwack. The four then left again, forgetting about the youko's air supply, so they could plan his freedom.
~ Five minutes later ~ "I'll be right there Suichii! I just want to get my jacket from the laundry room! I think Hiei put it in the dryer!" "Okay. I'll be waiting at the door!" Kurama's eyes then widened in horror as he remembered what was in the dryer. Kurama ran to the laundry room, calling to Hiei and the others to follow. SMACK! Kurama tried to turn the corner but had lost balance, slipped, and knocked over Bri, who knocked over Terri, who knocked over Grey. Hiei, however, had moved just in time and glanced at the four as he continued running. He chuckled and muttered something about clumsy, oafish humans as he turned the corner into the laundry room. (This comment, of course, was not meant for Kurama. ^^)
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Terri: Shori's coming! How should I make them suffer? Heheheh. It'll all be over soon. I promise. Just want to know how I'm doing!