"What do you need help with? And- Why are your pants so- so bloody?" Toast
said looking at Kiwi, who looked a bit aggravated, scared, and guilty at
the same time.
"I-I fell from the sky, with my bag, that I thankfully packed, and I fell on something squishy. When I got up, I noticed it was- it was Kusser, and the thing is, I got blood all over my favorite pants!! WHY MY PANTS?!?!"
"Aww, your poor pants!! I loved those!! Hey, what do u have in the bag?" Toast grabbed the bag from her throwing it upon her bed, unzipping it.
"Just some stuff, and since you said that you were here, and I thought you were psycho, I brought some stuff you left at my house."
"What did I leave?"
"Well, your new shirt, and some guy shirts that I don't even think YOU would wear." Kiwi looked at Toast a bit skeptical.
"Hey! Back off! I like men shirts!" Toast pulled out a pair of men jeans. "And Jeans!"
"uhh-huh." Kiwi looked at Pippin and Parlet. "Who are they?"
"Pippin and Parlet. The ones I told you about online." Toast said still looking through Kiwi's baggage.
Kiwi looked at the laptop noticing the chat window was still open. "And I thought you were lieing about being here."
"Well, at least now you know that I wasn't. Hey, by any chance did you bring my thongs?"
"Yes. Oddly enough, I do. Theyre at the bottom of the baggage."
"THANK ARZA! Ive been dieing to change 'em!"
Pippin, who was now eating his second pop tart looked over to Toast. "Whats a thong?"
Toast took one out of the bag that was black with red flames on the front, and threw it at him. "That is." She didn't keep her eyes off the bag, which she was still looking through.
"What does it do?" Pippin looked at it with more awe than he had with the computer.
Toast turned her head over to him. "Now you are one nasty little bugger aren't you?" she smiled looking at him. "It protects you."
"How so?"
Kiwi was fastinated by the conversation going on between Pippin and Toast, trying her hardest not to laugh.
Toast pulled her dress up. "It protects you. Its undergarnments." She turned around showing him the back of it. "Odd isn't it."
Pippin nodded.
"OHH GOD!" Toast exclaimed.
"What?" Kiwi's eurge for laugter was now gone.
Toast whispered in Kiwi's ear.
"Ohh I have spare tampons in the compartment with the zipper. Hard to miss."
Toast gave her a silent thank you.
"What is a tap-ons?" Pippin asked.
"That my dear Pip-Tart, you will never find out." Toast said grinning evily as she took a package, thong, shirt, and jeans hers size, and headed to the bathroom.
Kiwi sat down looking at websites on the laptop.
"So what does this do?" Pippin asked curiously as he stuffed the thong he had in his hand in his pocket.
"It is the escape for people around the world, to meet other people and do stuff that frees their mind, body, and soul. Kinda like a car." Kiwi answered.
"Ohh." Pippin didn't want to risk knowing if anything else was gross.
Kiwi clicked into FF.net and began to read, and write some new material for that website.
Toast came out of the bathroom looking quite refreshed, wearing Jeans, a light brown shirt that had Meadwad on it that said 'Got Meat?' on it.
"Why you look different." Parlet said looking at her in her newer look.
"And that's because I finally got that old thing out my ass and put a new thing thong in it."
"Ohh. Do they hurt when you put the 'thongs' in?" Pippin asked.
"Well, Pip-Tart, wouldn't you like to know." She winked at him as she also walked over to Kiwi. "Wacha working on there?"
"Ohh just another LOTR fic." Kiwi answered not taking her eyes off the screen.
"Ahh, cool."
The two looked back at them in amazement, Pippin wondering what she had ment by 'wouldn't you like to know.'
"I-I fell from the sky, with my bag, that I thankfully packed, and I fell on something squishy. When I got up, I noticed it was- it was Kusser, and the thing is, I got blood all over my favorite pants!! WHY MY PANTS?!?!"
"Aww, your poor pants!! I loved those!! Hey, what do u have in the bag?" Toast grabbed the bag from her throwing it upon her bed, unzipping it.
"Just some stuff, and since you said that you were here, and I thought you were psycho, I brought some stuff you left at my house."
"What did I leave?"
"Well, your new shirt, and some guy shirts that I don't even think YOU would wear." Kiwi looked at Toast a bit skeptical.
"Hey! Back off! I like men shirts!" Toast pulled out a pair of men jeans. "And Jeans!"
"uhh-huh." Kiwi looked at Pippin and Parlet. "Who are they?"
"Pippin and Parlet. The ones I told you about online." Toast said still looking through Kiwi's baggage.
Kiwi looked at the laptop noticing the chat window was still open. "And I thought you were lieing about being here."
"Well, at least now you know that I wasn't. Hey, by any chance did you bring my thongs?"
"Yes. Oddly enough, I do. Theyre at the bottom of the baggage."
"THANK ARZA! Ive been dieing to change 'em!"
Pippin, who was now eating his second pop tart looked over to Toast. "Whats a thong?"
Toast took one out of the bag that was black with red flames on the front, and threw it at him. "That is." She didn't keep her eyes off the bag, which she was still looking through.
"What does it do?" Pippin looked at it with more awe than he had with the computer.
Toast turned her head over to him. "Now you are one nasty little bugger aren't you?" she smiled looking at him. "It protects you."
"How so?"
Kiwi was fastinated by the conversation going on between Pippin and Toast, trying her hardest not to laugh.
Toast pulled her dress up. "It protects you. Its undergarnments." She turned around showing him the back of it. "Odd isn't it."
Pippin nodded.
"OHH GOD!" Toast exclaimed.
"What?" Kiwi's eurge for laugter was now gone.
Toast whispered in Kiwi's ear.
"Ohh I have spare tampons in the compartment with the zipper. Hard to miss."
Toast gave her a silent thank you.
"What is a tap-ons?" Pippin asked.
"That my dear Pip-Tart, you will never find out." Toast said grinning evily as she took a package, thong, shirt, and jeans hers size, and headed to the bathroom.
Kiwi sat down looking at websites on the laptop.
"So what does this do?" Pippin asked curiously as he stuffed the thong he had in his hand in his pocket.
"It is the escape for people around the world, to meet other people and do stuff that frees their mind, body, and soul. Kinda like a car." Kiwi answered.
"Ohh." Pippin didn't want to risk knowing if anything else was gross.
Kiwi clicked into FF.net and began to read, and write some new material for that website.
Toast came out of the bathroom looking quite refreshed, wearing Jeans, a light brown shirt that had Meadwad on it that said 'Got Meat?' on it.
"Why you look different." Parlet said looking at her in her newer look.
"And that's because I finally got that old thing out my ass and put a new thing thong in it."
"Ohh. Do they hurt when you put the 'thongs' in?" Pippin asked.
"Well, Pip-Tart, wouldn't you like to know." She winked at him as she also walked over to Kiwi. "Wacha working on there?"
"Ohh just another LOTR fic." Kiwi answered not taking her eyes off the screen.
"Ahh, cool."
The two looked back at them in amazement, Pippin wondering what she had ment by 'wouldn't you like to know.'