Chapter 6

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Yugi: Where do we go from here?

Mokuba: How about UP the river?

Yugi: I figured that Mokuba! But just look ahead!!!!! * indicates all the holes in the cliffs, and such *

Mokuba: Oh.

Yugi: So how are we gonna get past it, oh great fairy partner.

Mokuba: Just JUMP Yugi!!

Yugi: * jumps * Oh. That works

~ At the waterfall ~

Yugi: Oh no!!! I have to play that stupid lullaby again! T_T

Mokuba: I hope this is the last time . . .

Yugi: : squeak toot squeak toot toot squeak! :

The waterfall dries up

Mokuba: It worked.

Yugi: Yeah!

Mokuba: I hope Yami plays better then you.

Yugi: * conks Mokuba on the head * You heard Serenity! This ocarina is jinxed and you know it!

Mokuba: @_@ Ok ok ok . . . . sheesh . . .

~ Zora's Domain ~

Yugi: Just LOOK at this place! I could get used to a place like this. * grins slyly *

Mokuba: Yeah. We need a vacation. I think next time I'll go here.

Yugi: I agree.

Random Zora 1: Who do you think these people are?

Random Zora 2: They knew the melody of the Royal family. They have to be here on business.

Random Zora 1: Let's take them too the king.

Yugi: Uh-oh.

~ With the Zora King ~

Yugi: Mako Tsunami? You play the Zora King!

Mako: Yes, and the only thing I really do is sit around all day in the water.

Mokuba: What's wrong with that? Is the water too cold or something?

Mako: No, I would just rather do something else.

Yugi: Like what?

Mako: I don't know, but just about anything outside of this role!

Authoress: That could be arranged . . .

Yugi: It would be wise to not get her to start ya know.

Mako: Sorry. I hope that Prince Ruto comes home.

Yugi: Prince?

Mako: Yeah, prince.

Mokuba: Let me guess, we have to save him.

Mako: Yes.

Yugi: -_-;

~ At the diving game ~

Yugi: Tell me again, WHY do I have to do this?

Mokuba: So you can tell Mako where his son his, and then get the final Spiritual Stone!

Yugi: This stone had better be worth it!

Mokuba: Just think, Yami will take control soon, Yami will take control soon . . .

Yugi: I'll keep thinking that. * keeps repeating it in his head *

Zora: Would you like to know the rules of this game?

Mokuba: Why not?

Zora: You have to dive down the waterfall, and pick up all the rupees you paid with. If you pick them all up in the time limit, you get a prize.

Yugi: What kind of prize?

Zora: It's a secret.

Mokuba: Ready Yugi?

Yugi: Hopefully. Do you have barf bags?

Zora: Yes.

Yugi: I'm ready. * pays Zora *

Zora: Ready, set, . . . GO!!! * tosses rupees down the waterfall *

Yugi: * dives down * GASP!! * dives down and collects all but one rupee * WHERE'S THE LAST ONE?!?!?

Mokuba: GOT IT!!

Zora: Well done! Come up here and you can get your prize!

Yugi: Can't you just THROW it down here?

Zora: It might break!

Mokuba: What kind of prize is THAT then?!

Zora: A DELICATE prize!

Yugi: -_-;

~ Lake Hylia - or now known as Lake . . . something, I don't' know what to call it right now ~

Yugi: Why not Domino Lake?

Mokuba: Then it would be like the 'of time' thing. Too much Domino.

Yugi: Oh. How about, Lake Dark Magician?

Authoress: I'll just call it Lake of Annoying Tektites for now thank you.

Yugi: Why Lake of Annoying Tektites?

Authoress: Yami will find out when he comes here.

Mokuba: Ah.

Yugi: Look what's down there! It looks like a bottle!

Mokuba: Then dive down and get it!

Yugi: * grabs bottle and reads what's inside *

Mokuba: It's from Prince Ruto!

Yugi: This person doesn't want their father to know that they are in a GIANT FISH'S BELLY?!?!? EWW!!

Mokuba: Why don't' they want their father to know that? I would want Seto to know.

Yugi: Maybe they aren't supposed to BE there.

~ Zora's Domain ~

Yugi: Hey Mako, take a look at this! * hands him the note *

Mako: * reads it over * Well blow me down! He's in a giant fish!

Mokuba: That's down right disgusting!

Mako: Yes it is. I'll allow passage to the fish that has my son. Please continue past me * starts sliding VEEERRRRYY slowly *

Yugi: Aw man! * after an hour falls asleep *

Mokuba: * same as Yugi *

A day later . . .

Mako: You can go see Jabu-Jabu now.

Yugi: * sleepily * huh? Oh! Right! * dashes off *

~ Zora's Fountain ~

Mokuba: Prince Ruto is in THERE?!?!?!

Yugi: o.O apparently so . . . how do we get in?

Mokuba: Wasn't he feeding him at the time?

Yugi: Yeah, he wa . . . wait a minute! Your not making me do that!

Mokuba: Your gonna have to Yugi!

Yugi: How would I make him swallow me?!

Mokuba: FEED HIM!!!

Yugi: With WHAT?! A FISH?!

Mokuba: Yes.

Yugi: -_-; Oh.

~ Zora's Fountain a few minutes later ~

Mokuba: Now put it in front of him, so he can smell it.

Yugi: * drops fish out of bottle * Where did I get the bottle anyway? I didn't see the chicken lady, nor Talon. Say, who plays Talon?

Mokuba: Odieon, I think.

Yugi: * shudders *

Jabu-Jabu: * opens mouth and sucks in fish *

Yugi: AAHHHH!!!!!! * as he gets sucked in with Mokuba *

~ Jabu-Jabu's Belly ~

Mokuba: The final dungeon before Yami takes over.

Yugi: WOOT!!!! LET'S GET IT OVER WITH!!!! * rushes forward *

Mokuba: Yugi! Look out for Octorocks!

Yugi: OW!!!

Mokuba: -_-; Reflect their attacks back at you!

Yugi: The Hylian shield won't work!

Mokuba: Then use your OLD shield!

Yugi: I still HAVE IT?!?!

Mokuba: YES!!

Yugi: * takes out shield * This brings back such unwanted memories . . .

Mokuba: Yeah, it does.

Yugi: . . . . I finished off the Octorocks! Why won't the door open?!

Mokuba: Look up!

Yugi: A switch!!? Nuts!

Mokuba: Use your happy weapon.

Yugi: ^__________^ * takes out slingshot and hits the switch *

~ In the room where you meet Ruto ~

Yugi: BAKURA?!?!?! YOUR RUTO?!

Bakura: Yes. It's a VERY embarrassing role.

Authoress: I was thinking of either putting Rebecca or Kaiba in this role. But poor Ryou hasn't seen any screen time. So that's why I gave him this role.

Bakura: Why did you give me THIS role? Why couldn't I be someone ELSE?!

Authoress: Do you want to be a horse?

Bakura: No.

Authoress: I wouldn't complain if I were you then.

Bakura: I'm not complaining!

Authoress: YOU SOUNDED LIKE MY SISTER!!!!!!

Bakura: What does she sound like?

Authoress: One of the most annoying people I've had to put up with!

Yugi: Ah.

Mokuba: I see then.

Bakura: What are you here for Yugi?

Yugi: Zora's Sapphire.

Bakura: Actually, I lost it while I was in here ^^;;;

Yugi and Mokuba: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Bakura: We have to go find it now.

Yugi: T_T Why did you drop it?! * has an evil look *

Bakura: I've never seen you with that look before Yugi!

Mokuba: Just answer the question!!!

Bakura: I was sucked in while trying to feed Jabu-Jabu! Ok?! And then I dropped it!

Yugi: Kinda makes sense.

Mokuba: Then let's go and find that jewel!

Bakura: That's the bad part.

Yugi: Why.

Bakura: Apparently, you'll have to carry me.

Yugi: * gets an angry look *

Bakura: * in a tiny voice * I'll walk . . .

~ Room with switch in the middle of the room and a high ledge ~

Bakura: I have to get up there!

Yugi: I'm not strong enough to carry you!

Mokuba: How did Link DO this?!

Yugi: He deserves more credit!

Bakura: Yeah.

Mokuba: Now to get Bakura over there.

Bakura: But Yugi said he wasn't strong enough to carry me . . .

Yugi: I'll have to boost you up then. * holds out hands * Come on. Get up there.

Bakura: Ok * climbs up * How will you get up?

Yugi: . . . . D'OH!

Mokuba: Have you been watching the Simpsons?

Yugi: Sort of . . .

Bakura: * notices switch * Press the switch Yugi!

Yugi: How would it help?

Bakura I don't know!

Mokuba: Just press the switch Yugi.

Yugi: Ok ok . . . * presses switch * THE WATER IS RISING!!! AH!

Mokuba: Now you climb onto the ledge!

Bakura: How does that work?

Yugi: It makes me float. Then I get higher above the ground, and within reach of the ledge.

Mokuba: Since when did this game make this much sense?

Yugi: I don't' think it ever did. After all, how am I supposed to talk to someone by playing a song?

Bakura: Yeah. Now THAT makes no sense!

~ Room with the Boomerang ~

Mokuba: You had to leave Bakura on the switch?

Yugi: Well yeah!

Mokuba: I don't' think that was the switch that needed a permanent weight though Yugi.

Yugi: Well it's better to be safe then sorry.

Authoress: It's all my fault.

Yugi: Why's that?

Authoress: Because I'm doing this all based on memory.

Mokuba: MEMORY!?!?!

Authoress: Yeah. And I can't quite remember what each dungeon is like, unless I'm playing the game.

Yugi: That would be why the Dodongo chapter was so short!

Authoress: Yes, seeing as I haven't played that dungeon in a looong time. I think about maybe 2 years . . .

Mokuba: You have a good video game memory.

Authoress: I'll go now, so you guys can get the Boomerang in this room.

Mokuba: A BOOMERANG?!?!? YAAAAAAYY!!!!!

Yugi: What's so exciting about a boomerang?

Mokuba: It's kind of like you and your slingshot! Can I use the boomerang? ^_^

Yugi: But your too small.

Mokuba: Damn it!!! T_T

~ After getting the boomerang and Bakura, and in the mini-boss room !

Bakura: Wow, she sure skipped a lot this time.

Yugi: Yeah. But hey, atleast it makes MY role shorter!

Mokuba: HEY LOOK!!! THE SAPPHIRE!!!

Yugi: ALRIGHT!! * climbs up and grabs the sapphire *

Mokuba: Let's go now!

Suddenly, the platform moves and Yugi drops his sword.

Yugi: * falls flat on his face * MY sword!!! * when the platform reaches the top * There goes my boomerang too! * looks from where his boomerang fell and sees something that would haunt him forever * AAAAAAHHHH!!!! WHAT IN ALL THE 7 HELLS IS THIS?!?!?

Bakura and Mokuba: Uh-Oh!

The platform comes down, and they see Bigocto

Bakura: * has a scared look * This wasn't in the script!!!

Mokuba: You have to fight this thing!!!

Bakura: Where's Yugi?!

Mokuba: We don't' have TIME for that! Pick up his weapons and fight the octopus thing!

Bakura: Uh-Ok!

Authoress: OH NO!!!!! The toughest guy to me in the game is fighting Bakura!! And I can't get him out! There's GOTTA be SOMETHING I can do!!! * gets all panicky *

Yami Bakura: Let me take over Bakura!!

Bakura: NO!!! You'll just keep me like this afterwards!!!

Authoress: Let Yami Bakura help you! He can send that thing to the Shadow Realm! And I'll make him let go of you after wards!

Bakura: . . . . * is running from Bigocto * How do I know I can trust you, Authoress?

Authoress: Just TRUST me!

Bakura: . . . All right! But just for this battle!

Yami Bakura: * takes over Bakura's body * Much better! * blasts Bigocto to the Shadow Realm *

Authoress: Now to send you back!

Yami Bakura: No!

Authoress: * sends away Yami Bakura, and lets Bakura have his body back *

Bakura: Oh thank Ra!!!

Mokuba: Could you PLEASE just send us to the room before the Boss room? After all, this chapter is on its 11th page!

Authoress: Sure. I don't think Bakura could take much more of this.

~ Room before the Boss Room ~

Mokuba: Use your boomerang and hit all those jellyfish.

Bakura: Ok * hits them all with perfect accuracy *

Mokuba: That's just like Yugi and his slingshot!

Bakura: I never knew I had it in me! * smug look *

Mokuba: Don't be like that for long. We still have to get into the boss room.

Bakura: Nuts.

Bakura climbs up to the top of the really high ledge in front of the switch

Mokuba: Now you have to hit it with your boomerang.

Bakura: Alrighty then. * uses boomerang, but it hits the wall * What?

Mokuba: You didn't give it time to move!

Bakura: You mean I have to stand back?

Mokuba: Exactly.

Bakura: Seto must be rubbing off on you. None of us recall you being THAT smart.

Mokuba: * hits Bakura in the head * -_-;

Bakura: owie T_T

~ Boss room ~

Mokuba: What the heck is THAT?!?! * points to Barinade, which for some reason looks beaten up *

Bakura: Obviously the boss of the dungeon.

Mokuba: I figured that out on my own, genius . . .

Yugi: Guys! Over here! * they see him over at the blue warp thing *

Bakura: How did you beat that thing without your boomerang?!

Yugi: I didn't know I had my deck and could summon my monsters until now! * pats his back pocket *

Mokuba: -_-;

Bakura: Let's go! * they all step into the blue light and disappear *

~ outside Jabu-Jabu ~

Yugi: AAAAHH!!!! * after seeing Bakura standing infront of him * * falls off log *

Bakura: That was the ride of my LIFE!!! That was SO cool Yugi!

Mokuba: Can we have your sapphire now?

Bakura: But there's something you should know about it first!

Yugi: And that is . . .

Bakura: Apparently my 'in-game' mother gave it to me, and told me to give it to who ever would be my WIFE.

Yugi: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Mokuba: * same reaction as Yugi *

Authoress: I'LL ACCEPT!!!

Everyone: o.O

Authoress: What? I'M a girl! Besides, I don't' like gay pairings! And Bakura is so cute!

Mokuba: And it's the only way out of the situation.

Yugi: Woot! I don't' have to be engaged at this age!

Authoress: Now off you go to the castle!

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There was my 6th and possibly longest chapter! We see Yami next chapter! * squeals *

Yami: * sighs * girls . . . .

Wow! This is 14 pages in the document!

Yami: For my sake please leave a review. It'll get this over with faster.

And you get to ride Seto!

Yami: Alright! Heh heh heh . . . . * has evil look *

o.O;