Terri: I combined chapters yet again, and this didn't end as smoothly as I
wanted it to, but hey, here it is! Hope it isn't too bad! If you like
president Bush, sorry in advance.and I don't know about you readers, but I
love this chapter's title!
Hiei: *pulls out katana* Sorry readers. Terri won't be able to finish this
fic. I'm afraid she'll be busy for a while.
Terri: OO Why am I always being chased?! *runs* R&R!
*words* = thoughts
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Chapter Four: Hiei Has a Doll?!
Shori was against the wall, eyes wide with fear and confusion, but mostly confusion. "H-Hiei, wa-what IS that?" Kurama was now in the room and answered for him. "What? That's nothing. Let's go, mother." "B-but it was cursing and saying something in a weird language. And it's moving." Grey then burst into the room and trying to be helpful, gave the explanation. "That was- um, a toy. Yea, a toy. That's Hiei's toy! It's a doll! You can program it to say things and, uh, it's set on default right now! Yeah, that's it!" Grey nodded affirmatively and proudly at the story she just told. Hiei, however, was glaring at Grey. *Hn. Even suggesting that I would have a doll. I'm gonna enjoy killing her. Damn humans. All three of them. Especially that one. Hn, wearing me when I was a sock.wait I should be trying to help Kurama right now. I'll deal with them later. * Kurama rolled his eyes at her story. If he ever got a hold of her, he'd-, well, that'd have to wait for now. "But Suichii, it was moving." "Well, the dryer wasn't stopped completely yet. It was slowing down." He put on his best innocence smile and prayed she would accept that answer. She seemed to be fine with it, hesitantly asking Hiei not to put his blow- up dolls in the dryer. Hiei was quite offended by her choice of words, but was quieted by the pleading look on Kurama's face. Kurama finally got Shori to go for a walk, leaving the three attention-deprived girls and slightly homicidal fire demon to deal with getting the pissed-off youko out of the dryer.
When Kurama and Shori left, the three girls burst into laughter once again, with a disturbed and confused Hiei looking on. The insane laughter stopped abruptly as a loud boom echoed in the room. Red smoke began to emit from the dryer, causing everyone to watch in terror and fear that the dryer would soon explode from all of the abuse it had taken today. The dryer gurgled and shook, but all that exploded was Youko's anger. Intense cursing once again filled the room, causing the girls to laugh as they approached the dryer to see the youko's latest attempt at escape.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?! DAMNED PLANT! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! NOW!!! IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON I SWEAR-I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS AND SHOVE 'EM BACK UP YOUR ASS!!" This just caused the girls to lose it completely. They rolled around on the floor, gasping for breath, tears in their eyes. Hiei even chuckled quietly, but quickly brought himself back to normal.
~ Ten minutes later ~ The laughter had finally quieted down to a chuckle every once in a while, and they were all trying to think of something. After much.discussion.Hiei left to help Kurama keep Shori busy. He'd rather be with Kurama than the 'girls from the deepest, darkest hell'. The girls sat in the living room, putting the final touches on their plan. "You know neither Suichii or Youko will be happy with this." "Yeah, but there's no other way. Besides," Terri grinned mischievously, "you can always threaten to turn them back into socks and send 'em for a ride in the dryer!" Bri laughed, "Or the dishwasher! Or the microwave!" "Anyway- I'll need to turn him back into a sock right? And we don't have to tell him what we're doing?" "Not unless you want to quicken your mauling." "Nani?! My mauling? You think you're getting off easy?! Oh, no! You're gonna get yours! It was your idea too!" "Alright, alright. Let's just get the demon outta the dryer. I hope he's still okay. Bri, you did leave the dryer door open didn't you?" "Um, heheheh.well, ya see, I, uh.no." Bri looked down at the floor, avoiding the eyes of the two. Grey and Terri looked at each other, grabbed Bri, and ran for the laundry room.
Bri got to the room first, and found an unconscious Youko Kurama, crammed in the dryer, but still looking quite peaceful. She chuckled and just couldn't resist the urge to scratch behind his ears. Grey and Terri had come into the room by now and though she tried to explain herself, she found she didn't need to, as she was soon pushed aside as the other two went for their turn to scratch his ears. With that out of their systems, at least for now, they went to work. Grey prepared to turn Youko into a sock once more, Bri went to get the scissors, and Terri found the flashlight.
~ Outside ~ "Hurry up, Suichii. I want to get inside and start dinner. It's nearly 7:00! My, I've never made dinner so late before! I'm sorry, Suichii. I must've lost track of time on our walk. You and Hiei must be so hungry." "Oh that's alright mother. I'm fine. Aren't you, Hiei? Besides, I enjoyed our walk." "Hn. I'm all right, thanks." "See mother? We're fine." "Um, Suichii?" "Yes?" "Aren't you going to unlock the door?" Kurama chuckled nervously and whispered to Hiei, "Go see if it's okay to go in. I'll stall as long as I can." "Suichii?" "Oh, yes. Just a moment. I have to find my keys."
A few minutes later, Kurama and Shori stepped into the kitchen. It was suspiciously quiet, and this alone sent him into a panic, which was soon worsened as a watery explosion was heard. Kurama ran off toward the laundry room to find Grey, Bri, and Terri, soaking wet, coming out. They all began to chuckle as Grey, who was smiling like a mad hobo on crack (which Bri and Terri think is her secret identity on weekends) held up a dripping wet sock- with a hole in it. She set down the sock and in a moment, Youko Kurama was standing in the spot, soaking wet, but smiling at his freedom. "MWUHAHAHAHA! I'M FREE!.I need to kill something." He glared in the direction of the three girls, who had burst into a fit of giggles again. "Uh, Youko.?" "What is it, Suichii?" ".y-your tail.are you all right?" "My tail? What about my tail?" Youko glanced at his butt and found he was missing his tail. "M-my t-t-tail. MY TAIL! DAMN IT!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! FORGET IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" "But wait! You're free! We got you out!" Terri began pleading with the youko. Hiei had burst into an uncharacteristic fit of laughter as he watched the youko round on the girls. "Get 'em Youko! Hey, Kurama! Isn't this fun to watch?" The three girls shot Hiei a glare and then continued their attempt to stay alive. Grey was the first to try. "You know, it'll grow back.eventually." "Yeah," Terri chimed in, "you can think of it like a haircut. It can be a fashion statement!" The youko's response to this was a growl and a hand reaching in his hair. Just then, Shori walked in, saw the tall, pale demon, and fainted on the spot. Everyone just stared for a moment, but the silence was soon broken as Kurama ran to her side to make sure she was okay. He confirmed that she would be fine and then looked back at the three girls who were being backed into a corner by the youko. Bri nudged Grey as the three backed up, whispering to her to use her powers and put Youko and Suichii back together before they were killed. In a second, the youko was gone and one Kurama was present once more. The three girls sighed in relief, but soon saw the looks on Kurama and Hiei's faces. In fear for their lives, the three ran out of the room and house, praying that the demons didn't feel like chasing them, but still, for some reason, laughing.
Kurama sighed and began to clean up the mess left by the 'rescue'. Hiei watched for a moment before standing to help. They put Shori on the couch and cleaned up the kitchen and laundry room. A couple of hours later when they were finished cleaning up, they went into the living room to relax. "So what are we supposed to tell my mother?" "You could always use that memory plant to erase a small portion." "No, I need to ask Koenma's permission. Last time I did that without asking, a big mistake was made and spirit world wouldn't let it be changed. I tried to change it, but Koenma had to give them another chance." "What happened?" Hiei asked, eager to hear what mischief Kurama had made. "Bush was elected." Hiei just shook his head, he had never caused anything that bad to happen before. "Well, I guess we could always ask the brat. He should allow it. After all, this is a special case." Kurama chuckled. He knew Hiei meant Koenma by 'the brat', but it was still funny to hear him say it so nonchalantly. "You know, this might be enough to get Koenma to help us with those girls." "Hn. Let's hope so. I don't think I could be held responsible for my actions if I had to deal with them again." Kurama smiled at Hiei and they both relaxed, thinking that that would be the last of the blackmail.
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Terri: Well! I'm DONE! What'd ya think? *Does happy dance* Don't care if ya flame me, but remember, it's me 1st fic, so try to be nice. If you notice, I left a hint of a possibility of a sequel. It's up to you! If you'd like one, tell me! Ja ne!
*words* = thoughts
Disclaimer: Don't own it.
Chapter Four: Hiei Has a Doll?!
Shori was against the wall, eyes wide with fear and confusion, but mostly confusion. "H-Hiei, wa-what IS that?" Kurama was now in the room and answered for him. "What? That's nothing. Let's go, mother." "B-but it was cursing and saying something in a weird language. And it's moving." Grey then burst into the room and trying to be helpful, gave the explanation. "That was- um, a toy. Yea, a toy. That's Hiei's toy! It's a doll! You can program it to say things and, uh, it's set on default right now! Yeah, that's it!" Grey nodded affirmatively and proudly at the story she just told. Hiei, however, was glaring at Grey. *Hn. Even suggesting that I would have a doll. I'm gonna enjoy killing her. Damn humans. All three of them. Especially that one. Hn, wearing me when I was a sock.wait I should be trying to help Kurama right now. I'll deal with them later. * Kurama rolled his eyes at her story. If he ever got a hold of her, he'd-, well, that'd have to wait for now. "But Suichii, it was moving." "Well, the dryer wasn't stopped completely yet. It was slowing down." He put on his best innocence smile and prayed she would accept that answer. She seemed to be fine with it, hesitantly asking Hiei not to put his blow- up dolls in the dryer. Hiei was quite offended by her choice of words, but was quieted by the pleading look on Kurama's face. Kurama finally got Shori to go for a walk, leaving the three attention-deprived girls and slightly homicidal fire demon to deal with getting the pissed-off youko out of the dryer.
When Kurama and Shori left, the three girls burst into laughter once again, with a disturbed and confused Hiei looking on. The insane laughter stopped abruptly as a loud boom echoed in the room. Red smoke began to emit from the dryer, causing everyone to watch in terror and fear that the dryer would soon explode from all of the abuse it had taken today. The dryer gurgled and shook, but all that exploded was Youko's anger. Intense cursing once again filled the room, causing the girls to laugh as they approached the dryer to see the youko's latest attempt at escape.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!?! DAMNED PLANT! GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! NOW!!! IF YOU DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON I SWEAR-I'LL RIP OUT YOUR ORGANS AND SHOVE 'EM BACK UP YOUR ASS!!" This just caused the girls to lose it completely. They rolled around on the floor, gasping for breath, tears in their eyes. Hiei even chuckled quietly, but quickly brought himself back to normal.
~ Ten minutes later ~ The laughter had finally quieted down to a chuckle every once in a while, and they were all trying to think of something. After much.discussion.Hiei left to help Kurama keep Shori busy. He'd rather be with Kurama than the 'girls from the deepest, darkest hell'. The girls sat in the living room, putting the final touches on their plan. "You know neither Suichii or Youko will be happy with this." "Yeah, but there's no other way. Besides," Terri grinned mischievously, "you can always threaten to turn them back into socks and send 'em for a ride in the dryer!" Bri laughed, "Or the dishwasher! Or the microwave!" "Anyway- I'll need to turn him back into a sock right? And we don't have to tell him what we're doing?" "Not unless you want to quicken your mauling." "Nani?! My mauling? You think you're getting off easy?! Oh, no! You're gonna get yours! It was your idea too!" "Alright, alright. Let's just get the demon outta the dryer. I hope he's still okay. Bri, you did leave the dryer door open didn't you?" "Um, heheheh.well, ya see, I, uh.no." Bri looked down at the floor, avoiding the eyes of the two. Grey and Terri looked at each other, grabbed Bri, and ran for the laundry room.
Bri got to the room first, and found an unconscious Youko Kurama, crammed in the dryer, but still looking quite peaceful. She chuckled and just couldn't resist the urge to scratch behind his ears. Grey and Terri had come into the room by now and though she tried to explain herself, she found she didn't need to, as she was soon pushed aside as the other two went for their turn to scratch his ears. With that out of their systems, at least for now, they went to work. Grey prepared to turn Youko into a sock once more, Bri went to get the scissors, and Terri found the flashlight.
~ Outside ~ "Hurry up, Suichii. I want to get inside and start dinner. It's nearly 7:00! My, I've never made dinner so late before! I'm sorry, Suichii. I must've lost track of time on our walk. You and Hiei must be so hungry." "Oh that's alright mother. I'm fine. Aren't you, Hiei? Besides, I enjoyed our walk." "Hn. I'm all right, thanks." "See mother? We're fine." "Um, Suichii?" "Yes?" "Aren't you going to unlock the door?" Kurama chuckled nervously and whispered to Hiei, "Go see if it's okay to go in. I'll stall as long as I can." "Suichii?" "Oh, yes. Just a moment. I have to find my keys."
A few minutes later, Kurama and Shori stepped into the kitchen. It was suspiciously quiet, and this alone sent him into a panic, which was soon worsened as a watery explosion was heard. Kurama ran off toward the laundry room to find Grey, Bri, and Terri, soaking wet, coming out. They all began to chuckle as Grey, who was smiling like a mad hobo on crack (which Bri and Terri think is her secret identity on weekends) held up a dripping wet sock- with a hole in it. She set down the sock and in a moment, Youko Kurama was standing in the spot, soaking wet, but smiling at his freedom. "MWUHAHAHAHA! I'M FREE!.I need to kill something." He glared in the direction of the three girls, who had burst into a fit of giggles again. "Uh, Youko.?" "What is it, Suichii?" ".y-your tail.are you all right?" "My tail? What about my tail?" Youko glanced at his butt and found he was missing his tail. "M-my t-t-tail. MY TAIL! DAMN IT!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! FORGET IT! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" "But wait! You're free! We got you out!" Terri began pleading with the youko. Hiei had burst into an uncharacteristic fit of laughter as he watched the youko round on the girls. "Get 'em Youko! Hey, Kurama! Isn't this fun to watch?" The three girls shot Hiei a glare and then continued their attempt to stay alive. Grey was the first to try. "You know, it'll grow back.eventually." "Yeah," Terri chimed in, "you can think of it like a haircut. It can be a fashion statement!" The youko's response to this was a growl and a hand reaching in his hair. Just then, Shori walked in, saw the tall, pale demon, and fainted on the spot. Everyone just stared for a moment, but the silence was soon broken as Kurama ran to her side to make sure she was okay. He confirmed that she would be fine and then looked back at the three girls who were being backed into a corner by the youko. Bri nudged Grey as the three backed up, whispering to her to use her powers and put Youko and Suichii back together before they were killed. In a second, the youko was gone and one Kurama was present once more. The three girls sighed in relief, but soon saw the looks on Kurama and Hiei's faces. In fear for their lives, the three ran out of the room and house, praying that the demons didn't feel like chasing them, but still, for some reason, laughing.
Kurama sighed and began to clean up the mess left by the 'rescue'. Hiei watched for a moment before standing to help. They put Shori on the couch and cleaned up the kitchen and laundry room. A couple of hours later when they were finished cleaning up, they went into the living room to relax. "So what are we supposed to tell my mother?" "You could always use that memory plant to erase a small portion." "No, I need to ask Koenma's permission. Last time I did that without asking, a big mistake was made and spirit world wouldn't let it be changed. I tried to change it, but Koenma had to give them another chance." "What happened?" Hiei asked, eager to hear what mischief Kurama had made. "Bush was elected." Hiei just shook his head, he had never caused anything that bad to happen before. "Well, I guess we could always ask the brat. He should allow it. After all, this is a special case." Kurama chuckled. He knew Hiei meant Koenma by 'the brat', but it was still funny to hear him say it so nonchalantly. "You know, this might be enough to get Koenma to help us with those girls." "Hn. Let's hope so. I don't think I could be held responsible for my actions if I had to deal with them again." Kurama smiled at Hiei and they both relaxed, thinking that that would be the last of the blackmail.
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Terri: Well! I'm DONE! What'd ya think? *Does happy dance* Don't care if ya flame me, but remember, it's me 1st fic, so try to be nice. If you notice, I left a hint of a possibility of a sequel. It's up to you! If you'd like one, tell me! Ja ne!