Chapter 7
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Yugi: Off to the castle! Yay! * starts running out of Zora's Domain *
Mokuba: Alright!
They meet the castle drawbridge, and it comes down, with a horse riding past them.
Yugi: This is just like my dream at the beginning of this fic!!!
Mokuba: Really?
Yugi: Yeah!
Téa: YUGI!!! CATCH!!! * chucks ocarina towards him *
Yugi: * ocarina bounces off his head and lands in the moat * OW!!! x_X
The horse disappears, and soon they see Marik
Marik: Have you two seen a white horse go by with Mai and Téa.
Mokuba: What makes you think we would tell YOU, tan boy?!
Marik: * shrugs * It was worth a shot
Yugi: -_-;
Mokuba: We have to stop him Yugi! * conks him on the head *
Yugi: Alright alright . . . * pulls out sword and shield *
Marik: Do you REALLY think you can STOP me? You make me laugh! * raises hand and blasts at Yugi with the purple beam thingy *
Yugi: * flies back a few feet * AAAAAAHHHH!!!! * gets up and gives Marik death glare * Yami will get you yet Marik!
Marik: You have a bad sense of humor! * laughs * Now, I must go find that brat Téa! * gallops off on his horse *
Yugi: Grrr . . . Yami had better kill him good . . .
Mokuba: Go get the ocarina that's in the moat!!!
Yugi: ok * dives in and grabs ocarina *
Suddenly, that dream sequence thingy starts
Téa: * standing in front of the alter in the Temple of Time * Yugi, Marik came sooner then I thought. I had no choice but to leave the ocarina with you. Play this song in the Temple, and get the Triforce to stop Marik! * plays the Song of Time *
Yugi: * plays the Song of Time perfectly *
After the dream sequence thingy
Mokuba: You can play with that ocarina!
Yugi: Woot! I can get rid of THIS one now! * tosses his old ocarina in the moat *
Mokuba: But Serenity GAVE that to you! Don't' you want it for as a memento?
Yugi: No. That thing will only give me nightmares.
Mokuba: Oh.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: Wow! This place is COOL!!!
Mokuba: Yeah! Those sages knew how to build a simple temple!
Yugi: * walks up to the alter * Here goes nothing * plays the Song of Time *
(A/N: This is my favorite part of being Young Link. It's so magical to me!! I LOVE this scene!)
The Spiritual Stones fly into the air, and circle above Yugi's head. In a flash, they land on the alter, and the Triforce symbol lights up above the door, and it slowly opens. As well as chanting begins.
Yugi: -_-; Must they chant?
Mokuba: Yes. It's the music for the temple.
Yugi: And if you listen, you can tell they are chanting the Song of Time.
Mokuba: Yeah, they are!
They both enter the room with seemingly nothing inside . . .
Mokuba: Yugi! Look! * flies up to the sword * It's the Master Sword! The sword Téa told us about!
Yugi: * investigates it * Yeah. It sure does look like it.
Mokuba: Now you have to pull it out.
Yugi: Like in the Sword and the Stone?
Mokuba: Yeah. They REALLY like to recycle ideas . . .
Yugi: Yeah. Alright. Wish me luck!
Mokuba: Good luck!
Yugi: * pulls out sword like it was a toothpick* This thing is heavy! * falls over as the blue light comes out from beneath them *
Now we see Marik, laughing.
Marik: Just as I thought! Little Yugi held the keys to the Door of Time! Now I shall go get the Triforce, and finally complete my destiny!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!
~ Chamber of Sages ~
???: Yami . . . Yami! Wake up!
Mokuba: Let me handle this. * ahem * SETO STOLE YOUR EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!!!
Yami: What?!!? Where is he!!??!
Grandpa: * dressed as Rauru * There we go. Now your awake!
Yami: Why did you have to wake me?
Mokuba: What kind of dream were you having?
Yami: I dreamed I was back in my own time. I was also dueling. But for some reason, we had refrigerators.
Mokuba and Grandpa: o.O
Grandpa: Ok then . . .
Mokuba: You have to give a speech, don't' you?
Grandpa: Yes.
Yami: Let me know when I can wake up again. * goes back to sleep *
Grandpa: -_-; I won't do the speech if you are asleep.
Yami: Damn it.
Grandpa: You are the Hero of Time Yami.
Yami: Why can't Yugi do it?
Grandpa: He's filled his part of the fic. Besides, you suite this role better the him.
Mokuba: Yeah. Apparently, you're more popular with the girls too.
Yami: * conks Mokuba on the head * -_-;; You know how much I HATE that!!! * looks at himself * Link WORE these clothes?!?!
Mokuba: Yep.
Grandpa: A-HEM?!!!!
Mokuba: Sorry Grandpa. Continue.
Grandpa: Thank you. Now, as I said, you are the Hero of Time, Yami. But that came with a consequence. Though you opened the Door of Time in peace, Marik came in and stole the Triforce.
Yami: WHAT?!?! I'm gonna KILL him now!
Grandpa: That's right. What amazes me is that you still have your Millennium Puzzle.
Yami: * looks down at it * Your right. I still have it. I wonder why.
Grandpa: He has cast Hyrule into chaos and darkness. You need to awaken the 6 sages in order to stop him and bring light into the world.
Mokuba: He has to awaken 6?
Yami: How tough are the temples?
Grandpa: Depends on how you look at it.
Yami: -_-;
Grandpa: Here is one medallion. You get them from the sages when you awaken them.
Yami: And I need to collect them all?
Grandpa: Yes.
Yami: This should be easier then winning all 3 Egyptian God cards! ^_--
Mokuba: Hope this works.
~ Temple of Time ~
They come out of the blue light, and Mokuba is sort of in his Navi mode.
Mokuba: Have 7 years REALLY gone by?
Yami: I would believe him. How long has he been down there?
Mokuba: Who knows.
Yami: Nuts. I can't use the weapons Yugi got.
Mokuba: -_-; Right. They didn't have slingshots in your day.
Yami: Where should we go first?
Mokuba: Did you notice the stand things while in the Chamber of Sages?
Yami: Sort of. My vision went weird on me when I woke up.
Mokuba: Anyway, there was a green, red and blue one. Who wants to go to the FIRE temple first?
Yami: ^^;;; Maybe after Water . . . if you don't have a plan, anyway.
???: Well, it seems that it IS the Hero of Time.
Yami: Hi Téa.
Téa: * does anime fall * HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!?!?!?
Yami: I read ahead in the script. Besides, I have the Millennium Tauk too, remember?
Téa: Stupid Ishizu . . . : muttering inaudiby :
Yami: So, how come Marik hasn't found you yet?
Téa: He's possibly too stupid to figure out that I'm this person that magically appeared when Zelda disappeared. Don't' you think that you would notice when someone disappears, and someone suddenly comes out of nowhere?
Mokuba: Government conspiracy!
Yami: -_-;
Mokuba: Do you know where we go after this?
Téa: Yeah.
Yami: Could you tell me please? ^_^
Téa: * sighs * Sure. You must go to the Forest Temple. There is a sage I am sure you know.
Yami: It's Serenity. I just know it.
Téa: You guessed it. But you can't enter the temple the way you are equipped right now. Go to Domino, and get the Hookshot from the grave digger.
Mokuba: * sarcastically * I can't WAIT to see what has changed!
Yami: Alright * turns to leave *
Téa: And Yami?
Yami: Hmm?
Téa: My name is SHIEK, and I am the supervisor of the Shiekah!
Mokuba: Wasn't it SURVIVOR of the Shiekah?
Authoress: That's what I first thought Shiek said . . . v_v
~ Lon Lon Ranch ~
Yami: You dragged me here to rescue your brother?
Mokuba: Yeah. Besides, you'll NEED Seto!
Yami: Why?
Mokuba: I don't know where, but it'll help get across Hyrule faster.
Yami: Can't I just summon a monster and ride on it? Like a bird monster?
Mokuba: No. Not the last time I checked.
Yami: Darn it.
Ingo (a.k.a Rex Raptor (A/N: * laughs, and falls off her chair * ))
Mokuba: Well, whaddya know.
Yami: Rex Raptor.
Rex: Yeah, it's me. And I got in this stupid role, and in charge of HORSES!! I HATE HORSES!!!
Yami: And WHO made you the head of horses?
Rex: Marik. Man, I can't believe he would do something like that!
Yami: Why do you hate horses?
Rex: Let's just say I've had one too many bad experiences with them, ok?
Yami and Mokuba: * quietly laughing to themselves *
Rex: * temper is rising * Oh yeah! Well, I challenge you to a HORSE race, Yugi!
Yami: * thinking: he must still think I'm Yugi . . . * Alright Rex! I accept!
Rex: Pick your horse!
Mokuba: * whispers to Yami * Pick Seto!!
Yami: * plays Seto's song *
Seto: * comes to Yami in Epona's costume * * takes a long hard look * I WILL NOT GIVE HIM A RIDE!!!!!
Mokuba: Come ON Seto! You HAVE to in order to get out of here!
Seto: What if I DON'T want to leave?
Yami: Why wouldn't you?
Seto: This place is nice. I have free food, and a nice place to sleep. ^_^
Mokuba: I've heard that YOU would be given to Marik if Yami doesn't win you.
Seto: * blinks * Oh fine! * let's Yami on * But only to get me out of here!
Yami: Ok! ^_____^
Seto: And if you slap my ass you are DEAD, Yami!
Mokuba: I'm afraid he'd HAVE to do that Seto.
Seto: * muttering inaudibly *
The race begins!!!!!!
Mokuba: 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . GO!!!!! * waves flag *
Seto: * takes off like he's on steroids or something *
Yami: AGGH!!! SLOW DOWN!!
Seto: I want OUT if I'm gonna be given to a madman like Marik!
Rex: O.O Man is that horse fast . . . * his horse starts running *
At the end of the race . . .
Rex: * dancing around like a clown like Ingo did when he lost * I can't believe I lost to YOU!!! And which horse is that?
Yami: Seto.
Rex: Oh. I was planning on giving it to Master Marik.
Mokuba: See big brother?
Rex: And since you ruined my plan, I'm not letting you leave!
Yami: Aw man . . .
The gates slam shut, leaving Yami, Seto and Mokuba with the attacking chickens.
Chickens: * eye Mokuba *
Mokuba: * edges away from chickens *
Yami: We have to work together Kaiba!
Seto: What do I have to do in this?!?!
Mokuba: Just jump over the fence!
Seto: Alright. * starts gaining speed towards the fence *
Chickens: * fly at Mokuba *
Mokuba: AAAHH! CHICKENS!!!!!
Yami: * whacks the chickens with the Master Sword *
Chickens: @_@ * make chicken noises *
Seto: * jumps successfully over the fence *
Rex: What the . . .
Mokuba: Alright! We made it out of there without me being eaten by those crazy attack chickens!!
Seto: Where too now?
Yami: Over there! * points to Domino village *
Mokuba: Let's go!
Yami: * gets Seto started by hitting his ass *
Seto: OW! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!!?!?!??!
Mokuba: In the game that's how you got the horse to move!
Seto: I'm going to be getting my lawyer . . .
Yami: Does Seto just stand around until I come back?
Mokuba: I think so.
Authoress: Not this time. I have a request from a reviewer to ride him. I've gotta go get him over to DMGirl. She should be happy.
Seto: Damn it. I thought I would just have to stand around all day.
Authoress: Too bad for you Seto. * pulls him along * HEY DMGIRL!!! HERE HE IS!!! * disappears with Seto *
Yami: . . . . . I don't know what to say about that . . .
Mokuba: Now they gone to ASKING to ride my brother? Reviewers are getting weirder all the time, I swear . . .
~ Graveyard ~
Yami: * knocks on gravediggers hut's door * Hello? We need to talk to you!
No response.
After about an hour more of knocking on the door . . .
Mokuba: JUST GO INSIDE YAMI!!!! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE'S DEAD!!!
Yami: He could be dead. But which tombstone would he be in?
Mokuba: You know of trial and error. Just pick a random one.
~ In Dampe's grave ~
Yami: It's Marik's old mind slave!
Strings: Yes. It is me.
Mokuba: And you're dead.
Strings: Yeah, unfortunately for me.
Yami: Could you give me the hookshot?
Strings: If you catch me first.
Mokuba: Why does he have to catch you?
Strings: I left the hookshot back at the exit.
Yami: -_-;; Thanks a lot Strings.
Strings: Any time. Now follow me! * under his breath: heh heh heh *
Yami: * follows with Mokuba behind him *
Strings: Oh, and I forgot to mention, I'll be tossing fire at you the entire time starting now! * tosses back a fireball *
Yami: IEEEEEE!!!! * dodges fire-ball by a near inch * DON'T TOSS THAT AT MY HAIR!!!
Mokuba: Why?
Yami: Do you realize how long it takes me in the morning to get it like this?
Mokuba: Ah.
~ At the end, with Yami fanning at his hair, which had previously been on fire ~
Yami: This had better be worth it!!!!! * fans the smoke away *
Mokuba: Yeah. I've never seen you so angry before.
Strings: Uh-oh. He's gonna kill me. Here's the hookshot! * disappears *
Yami: Grrr . . . I'll kill him in the afterlife . . . * gets hookshot *
Mokuba: * blinks * That's it?
Yami: -_-;
Mokuba: How are we gonna get out of here?
Yami: Good thought. * enters the back passage, only to meet a block *
Mokuba: * sighs * A big block with the symbol on that stupid door in the temple!
Yami: I'll have to play the ocarina then. Here goes nothing. * plays the ocarina, but it has some Egyptian sound to it *
Block disappears. Then they both emerge at the Windmill.
Windmill Guy: Where did you come from?
Mokuba: Up there.
Yami: Why are you so grumpy?
Windmill Guy (WG): 7 years ago, a stupid little kid came in here and screwed up this place . . . I'll never forget that song . . .
Mokuba: Did that kid look anything like this guy? * points to Yami *
WG: Sort of.
Yami: Can you tell me what song it was?
WG: Sure. * plays Song of Storms *
Yami: * plays it with that Egyptian sound to it *
WG: Where did that Egyptian part come from?
Mokuba: Who knows?
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There's my second longest chapter so far! And I'm doing pretty good, for my first decent humor fic.
Yugi: Yeah.
Thanks to all of you for reviewing!
Yugi: Yeah, cause it'll make her finish it faster!
* conks Yugi on the head * baka . . .
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Yugi: Off to the castle! Yay! * starts running out of Zora's Domain *
Mokuba: Alright!
They meet the castle drawbridge, and it comes down, with a horse riding past them.
Yugi: This is just like my dream at the beginning of this fic!!!
Mokuba: Really?
Yugi: Yeah!
Téa: YUGI!!! CATCH!!! * chucks ocarina towards him *
Yugi: * ocarina bounces off his head and lands in the moat * OW!!! x_X
The horse disappears, and soon they see Marik
Marik: Have you two seen a white horse go by with Mai and Téa.
Mokuba: What makes you think we would tell YOU, tan boy?!
Marik: * shrugs * It was worth a shot
Yugi: -_-;
Mokuba: We have to stop him Yugi! * conks him on the head *
Yugi: Alright alright . . . * pulls out sword and shield *
Marik: Do you REALLY think you can STOP me? You make me laugh! * raises hand and blasts at Yugi with the purple beam thingy *
Yugi: * flies back a few feet * AAAAAAHHHH!!!! * gets up and gives Marik death glare * Yami will get you yet Marik!
Marik: You have a bad sense of humor! * laughs * Now, I must go find that brat Téa! * gallops off on his horse *
Yugi: Grrr . . . Yami had better kill him good . . .
Mokuba: Go get the ocarina that's in the moat!!!
Yugi: ok * dives in and grabs ocarina *
Suddenly, that dream sequence thingy starts
Téa: * standing in front of the alter in the Temple of Time * Yugi, Marik came sooner then I thought. I had no choice but to leave the ocarina with you. Play this song in the Temple, and get the Triforce to stop Marik! * plays the Song of Time *
Yugi: * plays the Song of Time perfectly *
After the dream sequence thingy
Mokuba: You can play with that ocarina!
Yugi: Woot! I can get rid of THIS one now! * tosses his old ocarina in the moat *
Mokuba: But Serenity GAVE that to you! Don't' you want it for as a memento?
Yugi: No. That thing will only give me nightmares.
Mokuba: Oh.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: Wow! This place is COOL!!!
Mokuba: Yeah! Those sages knew how to build a simple temple!
Yugi: * walks up to the alter * Here goes nothing * plays the Song of Time *
(A/N: This is my favorite part of being Young Link. It's so magical to me!! I LOVE this scene!)
The Spiritual Stones fly into the air, and circle above Yugi's head. In a flash, they land on the alter, and the Triforce symbol lights up above the door, and it slowly opens. As well as chanting begins.
Yugi: -_-; Must they chant?
Mokuba: Yes. It's the music for the temple.
Yugi: And if you listen, you can tell they are chanting the Song of Time.
Mokuba: Yeah, they are!
They both enter the room with seemingly nothing inside . . .
Mokuba: Yugi! Look! * flies up to the sword * It's the Master Sword! The sword Téa told us about!
Yugi: * investigates it * Yeah. It sure does look like it.
Mokuba: Now you have to pull it out.
Yugi: Like in the Sword and the Stone?
Mokuba: Yeah. They REALLY like to recycle ideas . . .
Yugi: Yeah. Alright. Wish me luck!
Mokuba: Good luck!
Yugi: * pulls out sword like it was a toothpick* This thing is heavy! * falls over as the blue light comes out from beneath them *
Now we see Marik, laughing.
Marik: Just as I thought! Little Yugi held the keys to the Door of Time! Now I shall go get the Triforce, and finally complete my destiny!! Mwahahahahahaha!!!!!
~ Chamber of Sages ~
???: Yami . . . Yami! Wake up!
Mokuba: Let me handle this. * ahem * SETO STOLE YOUR EGYPTIAN GOD CARD!!!!!!
Yami: What?!!? Where is he!!??!
Grandpa: * dressed as Rauru * There we go. Now your awake!
Yami: Why did you have to wake me?
Mokuba: What kind of dream were you having?
Yami: I dreamed I was back in my own time. I was also dueling. But for some reason, we had refrigerators.
Mokuba and Grandpa: o.O
Grandpa: Ok then . . .
Mokuba: You have to give a speech, don't' you?
Grandpa: Yes.
Yami: Let me know when I can wake up again. * goes back to sleep *
Grandpa: -_-; I won't do the speech if you are asleep.
Yami: Damn it.
Grandpa: You are the Hero of Time Yami.
Yami: Why can't Yugi do it?
Grandpa: He's filled his part of the fic. Besides, you suite this role better the him.
Mokuba: Yeah. Apparently, you're more popular with the girls too.
Yami: * conks Mokuba on the head * -_-;; You know how much I HATE that!!! * looks at himself * Link WORE these clothes?!?!
Mokuba: Yep.
Grandpa: A-HEM?!!!!
Mokuba: Sorry Grandpa. Continue.
Grandpa: Thank you. Now, as I said, you are the Hero of Time, Yami. But that came with a consequence. Though you opened the Door of Time in peace, Marik came in and stole the Triforce.
Yami: WHAT?!?! I'm gonna KILL him now!
Grandpa: That's right. What amazes me is that you still have your Millennium Puzzle.
Yami: * looks down at it * Your right. I still have it. I wonder why.
Grandpa: He has cast Hyrule into chaos and darkness. You need to awaken the 6 sages in order to stop him and bring light into the world.
Mokuba: He has to awaken 6?
Yami: How tough are the temples?
Grandpa: Depends on how you look at it.
Yami: -_-;
Grandpa: Here is one medallion. You get them from the sages when you awaken them.
Yami: And I need to collect them all?
Grandpa: Yes.
Yami: This should be easier then winning all 3 Egyptian God cards! ^_--
Mokuba: Hope this works.
~ Temple of Time ~
They come out of the blue light, and Mokuba is sort of in his Navi mode.
Mokuba: Have 7 years REALLY gone by?
Yami: I would believe him. How long has he been down there?
Mokuba: Who knows.
Yami: Nuts. I can't use the weapons Yugi got.
Mokuba: -_-; Right. They didn't have slingshots in your day.
Yami: Where should we go first?
Mokuba: Did you notice the stand things while in the Chamber of Sages?
Yami: Sort of. My vision went weird on me when I woke up.
Mokuba: Anyway, there was a green, red and blue one. Who wants to go to the FIRE temple first?
Yami: ^^;;; Maybe after Water . . . if you don't have a plan, anyway.
???: Well, it seems that it IS the Hero of Time.
Yami: Hi Téa.
Téa: * does anime fall * HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME!?!?!?
Yami: I read ahead in the script. Besides, I have the Millennium Tauk too, remember?
Téa: Stupid Ishizu . . . : muttering inaudiby :
Yami: So, how come Marik hasn't found you yet?
Téa: He's possibly too stupid to figure out that I'm this person that magically appeared when Zelda disappeared. Don't' you think that you would notice when someone disappears, and someone suddenly comes out of nowhere?
Mokuba: Government conspiracy!
Yami: -_-;
Mokuba: Do you know where we go after this?
Téa: Yeah.
Yami: Could you tell me please? ^_^
Téa: * sighs * Sure. You must go to the Forest Temple. There is a sage I am sure you know.
Yami: It's Serenity. I just know it.
Téa: You guessed it. But you can't enter the temple the way you are equipped right now. Go to Domino, and get the Hookshot from the grave digger.
Mokuba: * sarcastically * I can't WAIT to see what has changed!
Yami: Alright * turns to leave *
Téa: And Yami?
Yami: Hmm?
Téa: My name is SHIEK, and I am the supervisor of the Shiekah!
Mokuba: Wasn't it SURVIVOR of the Shiekah?
Authoress: That's what I first thought Shiek said . . . v_v
~ Lon Lon Ranch ~
Yami: You dragged me here to rescue your brother?
Mokuba: Yeah. Besides, you'll NEED Seto!
Yami: Why?
Mokuba: I don't know where, but it'll help get across Hyrule faster.
Yami: Can't I just summon a monster and ride on it? Like a bird monster?
Mokuba: No. Not the last time I checked.
Yami: Darn it.
Ingo (a.k.a Rex Raptor (A/N: * laughs, and falls off her chair * ))
Mokuba: Well, whaddya know.
Yami: Rex Raptor.
Rex: Yeah, it's me. And I got in this stupid role, and in charge of HORSES!! I HATE HORSES!!!
Yami: And WHO made you the head of horses?
Rex: Marik. Man, I can't believe he would do something like that!
Yami: Why do you hate horses?
Rex: Let's just say I've had one too many bad experiences with them, ok?
Yami and Mokuba: * quietly laughing to themselves *
Rex: * temper is rising * Oh yeah! Well, I challenge you to a HORSE race, Yugi!
Yami: * thinking: he must still think I'm Yugi . . . * Alright Rex! I accept!
Rex: Pick your horse!
Mokuba: * whispers to Yami * Pick Seto!!
Yami: * plays Seto's song *
Seto: * comes to Yami in Epona's costume * * takes a long hard look * I WILL NOT GIVE HIM A RIDE!!!!!
Mokuba: Come ON Seto! You HAVE to in order to get out of here!
Seto: What if I DON'T want to leave?
Yami: Why wouldn't you?
Seto: This place is nice. I have free food, and a nice place to sleep. ^_^
Mokuba: I've heard that YOU would be given to Marik if Yami doesn't win you.
Seto: * blinks * Oh fine! * let's Yami on * But only to get me out of here!
Yami: Ok! ^_____^
Seto: And if you slap my ass you are DEAD, Yami!
Mokuba: I'm afraid he'd HAVE to do that Seto.
Seto: * muttering inaudibly *
The race begins!!!!!!
Mokuba: 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . GO!!!!! * waves flag *
Seto: * takes off like he's on steroids or something *
Yami: AGGH!!! SLOW DOWN!!
Seto: I want OUT if I'm gonna be given to a madman like Marik!
Rex: O.O Man is that horse fast . . . * his horse starts running *
At the end of the race . . .
Rex: * dancing around like a clown like Ingo did when he lost * I can't believe I lost to YOU!!! And which horse is that?
Yami: Seto.
Rex: Oh. I was planning on giving it to Master Marik.
Mokuba: See big brother?
Rex: And since you ruined my plan, I'm not letting you leave!
Yami: Aw man . . .
The gates slam shut, leaving Yami, Seto and Mokuba with the attacking chickens.
Chickens: * eye Mokuba *
Mokuba: * edges away from chickens *
Yami: We have to work together Kaiba!
Seto: What do I have to do in this?!?!
Mokuba: Just jump over the fence!
Seto: Alright. * starts gaining speed towards the fence *
Chickens: * fly at Mokuba *
Mokuba: AAAHH! CHICKENS!!!!!
Yami: * whacks the chickens with the Master Sword *
Chickens: @_@ * make chicken noises *
Seto: * jumps successfully over the fence *
Rex: What the . . .
Mokuba: Alright! We made it out of there without me being eaten by those crazy attack chickens!!
Seto: Where too now?
Yami: Over there! * points to Domino village *
Mokuba: Let's go!
Yami: * gets Seto started by hitting his ass *
Seto: OW! WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!!?!?!??!
Mokuba: In the game that's how you got the horse to move!
Seto: I'm going to be getting my lawyer . . .
Yami: Does Seto just stand around until I come back?
Mokuba: I think so.
Authoress: Not this time. I have a request from a reviewer to ride him. I've gotta go get him over to DMGirl. She should be happy.
Seto: Damn it. I thought I would just have to stand around all day.
Authoress: Too bad for you Seto. * pulls him along * HEY DMGIRL!!! HERE HE IS!!! * disappears with Seto *
Yami: . . . . . I don't know what to say about that . . .
Mokuba: Now they gone to ASKING to ride my brother? Reviewers are getting weirder all the time, I swear . . .
~ Graveyard ~
Yami: * knocks on gravediggers hut's door * Hello? We need to talk to you!
No response.
After about an hour more of knocking on the door . . .
Mokuba: JUST GO INSIDE YAMI!!!! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE HE'S DEAD!!!
Yami: He could be dead. But which tombstone would he be in?
Mokuba: You know of trial and error. Just pick a random one.
~ In Dampe's grave ~
Yami: It's Marik's old mind slave!
Strings: Yes. It is me.
Mokuba: And you're dead.
Strings: Yeah, unfortunately for me.
Yami: Could you give me the hookshot?
Strings: If you catch me first.
Mokuba: Why does he have to catch you?
Strings: I left the hookshot back at the exit.
Yami: -_-;; Thanks a lot Strings.
Strings: Any time. Now follow me! * under his breath: heh heh heh *
Yami: * follows with Mokuba behind him *
Strings: Oh, and I forgot to mention, I'll be tossing fire at you the entire time starting now! * tosses back a fireball *
Yami: IEEEEEE!!!! * dodges fire-ball by a near inch * DON'T TOSS THAT AT MY HAIR!!!
Mokuba: Why?
Yami: Do you realize how long it takes me in the morning to get it like this?
Mokuba: Ah.
~ At the end, with Yami fanning at his hair, which had previously been on fire ~
Yami: This had better be worth it!!!!! * fans the smoke away *
Mokuba: Yeah. I've never seen you so angry before.
Strings: Uh-oh. He's gonna kill me. Here's the hookshot! * disappears *
Yami: Grrr . . . I'll kill him in the afterlife . . . * gets hookshot *
Mokuba: * blinks * That's it?
Yami: -_-;
Mokuba: How are we gonna get out of here?
Yami: Good thought. * enters the back passage, only to meet a block *
Mokuba: * sighs * A big block with the symbol on that stupid door in the temple!
Yami: I'll have to play the ocarina then. Here goes nothing. * plays the ocarina, but it has some Egyptian sound to it *
Block disappears. Then they both emerge at the Windmill.
Windmill Guy: Where did you come from?
Mokuba: Up there.
Yami: Why are you so grumpy?
Windmill Guy (WG): 7 years ago, a stupid little kid came in here and screwed up this place . . . I'll never forget that song . . .
Mokuba: Did that kid look anything like this guy? * points to Yami *
WG: Sort of.
Yami: Can you tell me what song it was?
WG: Sure. * plays Song of Storms *
Yami: * plays it with that Egyptian sound to it *
WG: Where did that Egyptian part come from?
Mokuba: Who knows?
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There's my second longest chapter so far! And I'm doing pretty good, for my first decent humor fic.
Yugi: Yeah.
Thanks to all of you for reviewing!
Yugi: Yeah, cause it'll make her finish it faster!
* conks Yugi on the head * baka . . .