Chapter 8
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Yami: Let me get this straight - I have to go THROUGH the LOST Woods, and then go through the Sacred Forest Meadow to reach a Temple, get inside, and then solve all the puzzles and save Serenity?
Mokuba: That sums it up.
Yami: Where's my 'good luck'?
Mokuba: Somewhere else, now let's go.
~ Lost Woods ~
Yami . . . which way to go . . .
Mokuba: That's right. You never came through here. * groans * Not THIS place again!!!
Yami: I say ummm . . . left! * goes left *
Mokuba: I don't recall this room.
Yami: I wonder who that is down there . . . * spots some guy near one of the tree stumps *
Mokuba: Who are you?
Guy: Uh? Oh. * goes back to sleep *
Yami: -_-;; That was very informative . . .
Mokuba: Yeah. Let's just continue through the maze, shall we?
Yami: Let's.
~ Sacred Forest Meadow ~
Mokuba: I think there's something here . . . * flies to the head of the maze * MOBLINS!!!
Yami: I know what to do! * plays Scarecrow song -- A ^ ^ A * Mokuba: When did you learn the Scarecrow song?
Yami: When the Authoress wasn't looking.
Scarecrow pops up above the ledges, and Yami uses the hookshot to get up there.
Mokuba: Now it looks like you only have to jump from ledge to ledge!
Yami: Even I can handle THAT!!! * does all the jumping required *
~ In front of the temple ~
Yami: Now I have to hookshot up that tree!
Sheik: Well, it seems you made it in one piece, Yami.
Mokuba: Hi Té - err . . . Shiek . .
Shiek: Better. Now I have to teach you a song that warps you to this place.
Yami: Why would I want to come back here?
Shiek: In case you missed something? I really don't know myself.
Mokuba: Just teach us the song so we can get the temple done with.
Shiek: 'kay. * plays Minuet of Forest *
Yami: * does the same *
Shiek: Where does that Egyptian part come from???
Mokuba: I don't know. We're still trying to figure it out.
Yami: Since when did we start TRYING to figure it out?
~ Forest Temple - Room with the elevator ~
Mokuba: What's an ELEVATOR doing in here?
Yami: I didn't think they would HAVE them in this time period!
Mokuba: What's it doing in the up position? Like it's waiting for us?
Yami: I really don't know. * walks up a couple steps *
The elevator goes down, as the four torches near it go out, and four Poes fly around with the torches *
Yami: . . . . didn't those Poes look alittle familiar?
Mokuba: None that I recognize . . .
Yami: * looks around room * Wow . . . where to go first?
Mokuba: * looks down at page count for the entire document * Wow . . . . 70 pages and going . . .
Yami: Really? And it keeps GOING?!?!? Argh!
~ Room with the well ~
Mokuba: What do you think that switch is for?
Yami: * contending with Deku Baba * We'll find out if I can kill this stupid plant first Mokuba!!!
Mokuba: Oh. * presses switch *
Yami: * finishes with Deku Baba * * looks at the well * Well, it had to do with the well.
Mokuba: We shouldn't use the word well more then once in a sentence . . .
Yami: Why? It doesn't sound right?
Authoress' voice from a distance: Just like those worksheets that I already did that were on sentence fragments . . . bakas . . . . I just HAVE to be in grade 8 though . . . fuda . . .
Yami: Where did THAT come from?
~ In the well ~
Mokuba: Well, whaddya know. There's some hearts in here.
Yami: Hearts?
Mokuba: Yeah. What do you THINK they do?
Yami: I really hope I don't' have any more fangirls . . . it gets annoying after a very short amount of time . . .
Mokuba: . . . . . These hearts restore your health.
Yami: Phew * sighs a sigh of relief * There NOT from fangirls.
Mokuba: What's up with that? I don't' have ANY, not from what I can tell . . . * pouts *
Yami: That's better then getting a stuffed mailbox every Valentine's day. Trust me.
~ The First Poe room ~
Yami: We have to shoot at the pictures?.
Mokuba: Yeah. Doesn't that seem alittle weird?
Yami: Yeah. * shoots all the pictures * What now?
Poe: Aw man. Why did you wake me up and put me in the story?
Yami: Joey?
Joey: Yeah, it's me. Why did she stuff me in all the BAD roles???
Authoress: I guess you can't wait until my Windwaker parody comes out Joey. Then YOU are Link . . . but I'm not giving ANYTHING else away!
Joey: . . . . ALRIGHT!!!
Mokuba: Uh huh . . . right. Let's get to beating up Joey.
Joey: WHAT?!?!
Yami: Let's make a deal. If we don't fight you, then you have to help us with the other Poes. Deal?
Joey: Sure * shakes Yamis hand *
~ Second Poe room ~
Yami: This room is just like the last?! The people who make these games sure recycle ideas a lot.
Joey: Yeah. Let's see . . . I think Bandit Keith is in this room.
Mokuba: Then we'll be happy to take care of him! * cracks knuckles *
Keith: Well, if it isn't the puppy dog.
Joey: Why I outta . . . .
Mokuba: Go Yami!
Yami: * pulls out Master Sword and hits Keith with it in the head *
Keith: Ouch! That hurt!!
Yami: This is fun! * whacks Keith repeatedly *
Joey: . . . Can I join in?
Mokuba: Sure!
~ The room with the third Poe ~
Yami: The third Poe.
Joey: Yeah - and you have to push all those blocks in the time limit.
Yami: Well that sucks. I always did terrible in games that involved completion in a certain amount of time.
Joey: I can tell * remembers the duel between him and Pegasus, when Grandpa's soul was stolen *
Yami: * hits Joey REALLY hard on the head *
Joey: Ow!
Mokuba: -_-;; Let's just get this Poe done with, ok?
Yami: Ok. * pushes all the blocks just in time *
Weevil: Stupid . . . * muttering inaudibly *
Mokuba: * laughs himself silly *
Joey: I think this was a GREAT role for ya bug boy!
Yami: Yeah, we get to beat you up for all those times you cheated! ^_____________^
Weevil: Uh-oh
~ The last Poe ~
Yami: Where could that last one be?
Joey: I don't know. Maybe the elevator room.
Mokuba: Let's go there then.
Yami: We're already there, in case you haven't noticed.
Mokuba: Oh.
Yami: * jumps over fence and meets the final Poe . . . *
Joey: Espa?
Espa Roba: Joey?
Yami: Isn't this the guy you faced?
Joey: Yeah.
Espa Roba: I thought this role was for duelists that YUGI defeated!
Mokuba: I thought so too. But then why were you put in this role?
Yami: Authoress couldn't think of anyone else?
Espa Roba: That has to be it.
Joey: But we have to defeat you in combat!
Espa Roba: Crud.
Yami: I know. Let's get the fight started * draws Master Sword *
Espa Roba: * sighs * Say good-bye to my Jinzo for me Wheeler.
Joey: Will do.
Espa Roba: I know! How about I just GIVE you the flame?
Mokuba: Alright!
The elevator rises, and Yami, Mokuba, and Joey go on it.
Yami: * squished * I'm too squished too move guys!
Mokuba: Yeah. Could you move Joey?
Joey: I would if I could!
Yami: Then how are we gonna get out of the elevator?!
Authoress: I'll help you guys . . . AGAIN!
Joey: How many times have you helped us?
Authoress: Too many to count.
Mokuba: Ah.
Authoress: * pulls Yami out, and since they were all struggling, they all came tumbling out * OW!! THAT HURT!! * got hit in the head with Yami's hair *
Yami: Oops . . .
~ Boss Room ~
Joey: This is a nice looking room.
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * Yeah, with all the spikes around.
Yami: I wonder who the boss is.
They suddenly see a horse floating above them, with Marik on it.
Yami: YOU!! * grabs Master Sword and jumps to hit him *
Marik: * removes mask, to show he is Phantom Marik, and rides off, leaving Yami landing on the ground, holding his nose *
Yami: Gah, that HURT!!! * holds nose *
Mokuba: He's coming out of the painting!!!!
Joey: No, he's over there!
Phantom Marik: * comes out of painting, where the fake one turns back and runs back into the background *
Mokuba: HIT IT YAMI!! HIT IT WITH YOUR BOW!!!!!
Yami: * gets up with his Fairy Bow * Right! * hits him until he jumps off the horse *
Phantom Marik: * floats in the air, and sends a ball of electricity or something at Yami *
Yami: IEEEE!!! * gets hit by ball of whatever * * gets angry face * WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Joey: * covers Mokuba's eyes * You shouldn't see this Mokuba!!
Mokuba: * eyes covered * Why?
Joey: This goes PAST the pg-13 rating!
Mokuba: AH!!!
When the coast if clear for Mokuba to see again . . .
Yami: * panting * That . . . . should teach . . . . him . . .
Joey: O_O
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Mokuba: Phew. Your out of your rage.
Yami: Rage? What do you mean?
Mokuba: You totally MUTULATED the guy!!!
Yami: Oh. That. Yeah, I guess I was angry . . .
Mokuba: o.O
Serenity rises onto her platform, and looks the same as she did 7 years ago.
Serenity: 'Bout time I saw you guys again!
Mokuba: You didn't see HIM then! * points to Yami *
Serenity: Hmmmm . . . . your right Mokuba.
Yami: Can you just give me the Medallion?
Serenity: Sure. * gives him Medallion *
Mokuba: Great! Which temple next though?
Serenity: See the order the platforms are?
Yami: Yeah. The Fire temple should be next then.
Serenity: That's right!
~ Great Deku Tree's grove ~
Yami * lands in front of Deku Tree's dead body * What's that thing down there? * leans down and looks at it *
Deku Tree sprout: * pops out of the ground * HI THERE!!!!!!!
Yami: GAAAAAHH!!!!
Mokuba: Who are you?
???: I am Shippo. Ya know, from Inuyasha!!!
Authoress: I couldn't come up with anyone else who would be as hyper as him.
Mokuba: I see.
Yami: Yugi and I would watch Inuyasha sometimes!
Shippo: What episodes have you seen?
Yami: About as many as the Authoress
Authoress: I've seen the final Thunder Brothers' episode!
Shippo: That's sad . . . .
Authoress: But I missed the first 2 episodes!!!! That's even MORE sad!! * pouts *
Shippo: Aww . . . poor girl . . .
Authoress: :,( I know . . .
Yami: And what's the point of me landing here?
Shippo: So you learn about Link's past!
Yami: I KNOW I'm not Hylian! I'm EGYPTIAN!!!
Mokuba: I know that.
Shippo: What's Egyptian?
Authoress: * slaps forehead * ooh boy . . .
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Sorry for the long wait! I had a lot of school work to do.
Yugi: Yeah. I'm surprised she could get some of this done tonight.
And ON TOP of homework was that stye I got this morning!!!!! T_T That's my 3rd one this year!!!
Yugi: Uh-huh . . . what's a stye?
A stye is an infection on your eyelid. It makes a big bump form on it, and mine get big. I managed to go to school today though.
Yugi: o . . . k . . . then . . .
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Yami: Let me get this straight - I have to go THROUGH the LOST Woods, and then go through the Sacred Forest Meadow to reach a Temple, get inside, and then solve all the puzzles and save Serenity?
Mokuba: That sums it up.
Yami: Where's my 'good luck'?
Mokuba: Somewhere else, now let's go.
~ Lost Woods ~
Yami . . . which way to go . . .
Mokuba: That's right. You never came through here. * groans * Not THIS place again!!!
Yami: I say ummm . . . left! * goes left *
Mokuba: I don't recall this room.
Yami: I wonder who that is down there . . . * spots some guy near one of the tree stumps *
Mokuba: Who are you?
Guy: Uh? Oh. * goes back to sleep *
Yami: -_-;; That was very informative . . .
Mokuba: Yeah. Let's just continue through the maze, shall we?
Yami: Let's.
~ Sacred Forest Meadow ~
Mokuba: I think there's something here . . . * flies to the head of the maze * MOBLINS!!!
Yami: I know what to do! * plays Scarecrow song -- A ^ ^ A * Mokuba: When did you learn the Scarecrow song?
Yami: When the Authoress wasn't looking.
Scarecrow pops up above the ledges, and Yami uses the hookshot to get up there.
Mokuba: Now it looks like you only have to jump from ledge to ledge!
Yami: Even I can handle THAT!!! * does all the jumping required *
~ In front of the temple ~
Yami: Now I have to hookshot up that tree!
Sheik: Well, it seems you made it in one piece, Yami.
Mokuba: Hi Té - err . . . Shiek . .
Shiek: Better. Now I have to teach you a song that warps you to this place.
Yami: Why would I want to come back here?
Shiek: In case you missed something? I really don't know myself.
Mokuba: Just teach us the song so we can get the temple done with.
Shiek: 'kay. * plays Minuet of Forest *
Yami: * does the same *
Shiek: Where does that Egyptian part come from???
Mokuba: I don't know. We're still trying to figure it out.
Yami: Since when did we start TRYING to figure it out?
~ Forest Temple - Room with the elevator ~
Mokuba: What's an ELEVATOR doing in here?
Yami: I didn't think they would HAVE them in this time period!
Mokuba: What's it doing in the up position? Like it's waiting for us?
Yami: I really don't know. * walks up a couple steps *
The elevator goes down, as the four torches near it go out, and four Poes fly around with the torches *
Yami: . . . . didn't those Poes look alittle familiar?
Mokuba: None that I recognize . . .
Yami: * looks around room * Wow . . . where to go first?
Mokuba: * looks down at page count for the entire document * Wow . . . . 70 pages and going . . .
Yami: Really? And it keeps GOING?!?!? Argh!
~ Room with the well ~
Mokuba: What do you think that switch is for?
Yami: * contending with Deku Baba * We'll find out if I can kill this stupid plant first Mokuba!!!
Mokuba: Oh. * presses switch *
Yami: * finishes with Deku Baba * * looks at the well * Well, it had to do with the well.
Mokuba: We shouldn't use the word well more then once in a sentence . . .
Yami: Why? It doesn't sound right?
Authoress' voice from a distance: Just like those worksheets that I already did that were on sentence fragments . . . bakas . . . . I just HAVE to be in grade 8 though . . . fuda . . .
Yami: Where did THAT come from?
~ In the well ~
Mokuba: Well, whaddya know. There's some hearts in here.
Yami: Hearts?
Mokuba: Yeah. What do you THINK they do?
Yami: I really hope I don't' have any more fangirls . . . it gets annoying after a very short amount of time . . .
Mokuba: . . . . . These hearts restore your health.
Yami: Phew * sighs a sigh of relief * There NOT from fangirls.
Mokuba: What's up with that? I don't' have ANY, not from what I can tell . . . * pouts *
Yami: That's better then getting a stuffed mailbox every Valentine's day. Trust me.
~ The First Poe room ~
Yami: We have to shoot at the pictures?.
Mokuba: Yeah. Doesn't that seem alittle weird?
Yami: Yeah. * shoots all the pictures * What now?
Poe: Aw man. Why did you wake me up and put me in the story?
Yami: Joey?
Joey: Yeah, it's me. Why did she stuff me in all the BAD roles???
Authoress: I guess you can't wait until my Windwaker parody comes out Joey. Then YOU are Link . . . but I'm not giving ANYTHING else away!
Joey: . . . . ALRIGHT!!!
Mokuba: Uh huh . . . right. Let's get to beating up Joey.
Joey: WHAT?!?!
Yami: Let's make a deal. If we don't fight you, then you have to help us with the other Poes. Deal?
Joey: Sure * shakes Yamis hand *
~ Second Poe room ~
Yami: This room is just like the last?! The people who make these games sure recycle ideas a lot.
Joey: Yeah. Let's see . . . I think Bandit Keith is in this room.
Mokuba: Then we'll be happy to take care of him! * cracks knuckles *
Keith: Well, if it isn't the puppy dog.
Joey: Why I outta . . . .
Mokuba: Go Yami!
Yami: * pulls out Master Sword and hits Keith with it in the head *
Keith: Ouch! That hurt!!
Yami: This is fun! * whacks Keith repeatedly *
Joey: . . . Can I join in?
Mokuba: Sure!
~ The room with the third Poe ~
Yami: The third Poe.
Joey: Yeah - and you have to push all those blocks in the time limit.
Yami: Well that sucks. I always did terrible in games that involved completion in a certain amount of time.
Joey: I can tell * remembers the duel between him and Pegasus, when Grandpa's soul was stolen *
Yami: * hits Joey REALLY hard on the head *
Joey: Ow!
Mokuba: -_-;; Let's just get this Poe done with, ok?
Yami: Ok. * pushes all the blocks just in time *
Weevil: Stupid . . . * muttering inaudibly *
Mokuba: * laughs himself silly *
Joey: I think this was a GREAT role for ya bug boy!
Yami: Yeah, we get to beat you up for all those times you cheated! ^_____________^
Weevil: Uh-oh
~ The last Poe ~
Yami: Where could that last one be?
Joey: I don't know. Maybe the elevator room.
Mokuba: Let's go there then.
Yami: We're already there, in case you haven't noticed.
Mokuba: Oh.
Yami: * jumps over fence and meets the final Poe . . . *
Joey: Espa?
Espa Roba: Joey?
Yami: Isn't this the guy you faced?
Joey: Yeah.
Espa Roba: I thought this role was for duelists that YUGI defeated!
Mokuba: I thought so too. But then why were you put in this role?
Yami: Authoress couldn't think of anyone else?
Espa Roba: That has to be it.
Joey: But we have to defeat you in combat!
Espa Roba: Crud.
Yami: I know. Let's get the fight started * draws Master Sword *
Espa Roba: * sighs * Say good-bye to my Jinzo for me Wheeler.
Joey: Will do.
Espa Roba: I know! How about I just GIVE you the flame?
Mokuba: Alright!
The elevator rises, and Yami, Mokuba, and Joey go on it.
Yami: * squished * I'm too squished too move guys!
Mokuba: Yeah. Could you move Joey?
Joey: I would if I could!
Yami: Then how are we gonna get out of the elevator?!
Authoress: I'll help you guys . . . AGAIN!
Joey: How many times have you helped us?
Authoress: Too many to count.
Mokuba: Ah.
Authoress: * pulls Yami out, and since they were all struggling, they all came tumbling out * OW!! THAT HURT!! * got hit in the head with Yami's hair *
Yami: Oops . . .
~ Boss Room ~
Joey: This is a nice looking room.
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * Yeah, with all the spikes around.
Yami: I wonder who the boss is.
They suddenly see a horse floating above them, with Marik on it.
Yami: YOU!! * grabs Master Sword and jumps to hit him *
Marik: * removes mask, to show he is Phantom Marik, and rides off, leaving Yami landing on the ground, holding his nose *
Yami: Gah, that HURT!!! * holds nose *
Mokuba: He's coming out of the painting!!!!
Joey: No, he's over there!
Phantom Marik: * comes out of painting, where the fake one turns back and runs back into the background *
Mokuba: HIT IT YAMI!! HIT IT WITH YOUR BOW!!!!!
Yami: * gets up with his Fairy Bow * Right! * hits him until he jumps off the horse *
Phantom Marik: * floats in the air, and sends a ball of electricity or something at Yami *
Yami: IEEEE!!! * gets hit by ball of whatever * * gets angry face * WHY YOU LITTLE!!
Joey: * covers Mokuba's eyes * You shouldn't see this Mokuba!!
Mokuba: * eyes covered * Why?
Joey: This goes PAST the pg-13 rating!
Mokuba: AH!!!
When the coast if clear for Mokuba to see again . . .
Yami: * panting * That . . . . should teach . . . . him . . .
Joey: O_O
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Mokuba: Phew. Your out of your rage.
Yami: Rage? What do you mean?
Mokuba: You totally MUTULATED the guy!!!
Yami: Oh. That. Yeah, I guess I was angry . . .
Mokuba: o.O
Serenity rises onto her platform, and looks the same as she did 7 years ago.
Serenity: 'Bout time I saw you guys again!
Mokuba: You didn't see HIM then! * points to Yami *
Serenity: Hmmmm . . . . your right Mokuba.
Yami: Can you just give me the Medallion?
Serenity: Sure. * gives him Medallion *
Mokuba: Great! Which temple next though?
Serenity: See the order the platforms are?
Yami: Yeah. The Fire temple should be next then.
Serenity: That's right!
~ Great Deku Tree's grove ~
Yami * lands in front of Deku Tree's dead body * What's that thing down there? * leans down and looks at it *
Deku Tree sprout: * pops out of the ground * HI THERE!!!!!!!
Yami: GAAAAAHH!!!!
Mokuba: Who are you?
???: I am Shippo. Ya know, from Inuyasha!!!
Authoress: I couldn't come up with anyone else who would be as hyper as him.
Mokuba: I see.
Yami: Yugi and I would watch Inuyasha sometimes!
Shippo: What episodes have you seen?
Yami: About as many as the Authoress
Authoress: I've seen the final Thunder Brothers' episode!
Shippo: That's sad . . . .
Authoress: But I missed the first 2 episodes!!!! That's even MORE sad!! * pouts *
Shippo: Aww . . . poor girl . . .
Authoress: :,( I know . . .
Yami: And what's the point of me landing here?
Shippo: So you learn about Link's past!
Yami: I KNOW I'm not Hylian! I'm EGYPTIAN!!!
Mokuba: I know that.
Shippo: What's Egyptian?
Authoress: * slaps forehead * ooh boy . . .
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Sorry for the long wait! I had a lot of school work to do.
Yugi: Yeah. I'm surprised she could get some of this done tonight.
And ON TOP of homework was that stye I got this morning!!!!! T_T That's my 3rd one this year!!!
Yugi: Uh-huh . . . what's a stye?
A stye is an infection on your eyelid. It makes a big bump form on it, and mine get big. I managed to go to school today though.
Yugi: o . . . k . . . then . . .