OK, lets try to do a *snort * NORMAL disclaimer.
Disclaimer: I.do.not.own..Yugioh...Do..you..under..stand.me? GOOD!!!
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Ya got the sun, the sand, put it all together and whaddya got? The BEACH, BA-by!!
So here I am, waiting to be picked up by Yugi, in shorts and a swimsuit top when this old truck pulls up. A dude in a robe got out and said, "Miss Crystal Valentine? Your erm, friend, Mr. Yugi Moto, has erm, organized a rendezvous spot. I will assist you and your sisters."
Now here I'm not really quite suspicious at all.
Because Malik was picking Daine up, it was just me and Jewel.
The moment we entered the truck, there were two more robed people that stuck Purdy Colors rags over our mouths and noses.
(A/N: Purdy Colors: A very highly addictive drug used on many, many victims.AKA Legolas..But it still works on people..continue with the story!)
We woke up (kinda dazed) in this creepy old cell. Another hooded dude peered at us through the bars.
"You idiots!! You buffoons!!! You incompetent excuses for followers!!"
The hooded man whirled around and stalked around the corner. We could hear him shouting at the other men.
"I told you!! *Mumble mumble * Yugi Moto and Seto KAIBA!! *mumble mumble * Why is good help so hard to find?!?!"
"Boss, the two are one and the same!"
"No, not my GIRLFRIEND'S *mumble mumble * I think I blacked out right about them, when I came too again, there was a sound of wooden sticks on stone.
I kinda flopped forward and tried to peer through the bars.
"Yugi!!!!!!!!" Yugi and Seto were wielding kendo sticks. Seto obviously knew how to use them, and Yugi was kind of just flailing around with his.
When I yelled, Yugi's head snapped up, and he whacked a robed dude upside the head. "CRISSY!!!!"
All the robe dudes ran off (or were left groaning on the ground) and Yugi and Seto ran up to our cell.
Seto attempted to break the bars with his kendo stick, but instead he broke the kendo stick against the bars. "Jewel? Are you OK???"
Yugi flipped out a pocket knife and began to pick the lock.
As soon as the door was opened, Yugi and Seto rushed in. Yugi cut the ropes that were holding my hands behind my back, then tossed the knife to Seto.
We hugged, we kissed, I cried, you know the whole deal.
Then Seto shouted that we had to get out, so Yugi changed to Yami, and he swept me off my feet and carried me outside, and into a waiting helicopter. How cool is that?
I was basically hanging onto his neck and crying, and kissing, and crying some more.
"It's okay, now, Crissy. Shhh." I sat in his lap, and he was stroking my hair.
Kaiba (with Jewel in a similar state of distress and shock) ordered the pilot to fly to the beach.
"That's where Daine will be expecting us." Kaiba sat down ext to Jewel, and she put her head on his shoulder.
I stopped crying. We had landed on the beach, so I wiped away the tear stains.
"Don't tell them. Let's not ruin a perfectly good time. We'll tell them later." Jewel voiced my thoughts.
I'll tell you more about the whole beach episode later. Hahahaha!!!! Half naked hott guys playing volleyball.mmm!!
C Ya!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: It's good to be alive.
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Oh I love the beach!! I had, with the help of my sisters, found this awesome swimsuit. I couldn't wait to go!!!
Malik said he was going to pick me up early so we fcould bring all the stuff for the party. he stopped by a little earlier than "early" so that we could pack whatever we needed.
I chose to bring things like; food (the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!) sunglasses, suntan lotion (sunburn! Ewe!!) etc. Malik made sure we brought a beach ball.and nothing else.
Then we left, got to this private beach place (on his motorcycle), and as soon as we arrived, we began to set up everything for the big party.
Malik left to go change. (It would be kind of odd for him to ride around the city with out a shirt on, wouldn't it?? .Not that I would mind.)
I realized at this time that I had forgotten towels.Malik was still nowhere to be seen, so I wrote him a note and.erm.*cough* stole his bike.
I finally returned to the beach, and there was Malik, standing on the beach. He ran towards me as I got off the bike. (Man, does he look fine!)
"What were you thinking?!" he asked sternly after he finished kissing me.
"I forgot towels. I DID leave you a note," I pointed out.
He hugged me fiercely, "You could have hurt yourself! I HAVE seen the way you drive, you know!"
"Hey!" I protested, breaking away from him.
He pulled me back into his arms and we kissed. "Don't scare me like that!"
"I don't know. I kind of like it when you act all concerned." He cut me off by kissing me once again.
My sisters still weren't supposed to be here for like, a half an hour, so I decided to make a sand castle. I even had a little barrier for the waves to hit and run into a moat around the castle.
My sisters came right as I finished, in Seto's helicopter.which like totally destroyed my castle.
Crissy and Jewel looked really good in their bathing suits. Then I remembered that I hadn't changed yet!! When I got back, Jewel smiled when she saw me and Crissy gave me a thumbs up. (I'm usually kind of self conscious.) Malik stood, openly gaping.
I stared at the sand beneath my feet. "What do you think?" I looked into Malik's eyes.
"I can die happy now."
"Please don't."
We decided to have a volleyball tournament. Hey there was a net RIGHT there and we had a ball.
My sisters and I had promised to make the guys think that we weren't that good at volleyball, then play a girls vs. guys match.
For the tournament, we couldn't all play.and we couldn't split up people so.
"Malik and I will be refs first!!!" I called spastically. "We'll sit over here!!" I pointed to a spot in the sand.
Malik poked me, "Race you!"
I lost. By a lot. By the time I got there, Malik was already sitting down, grinning at me. "Cheater," I mumbled under my breath.
I sat on his lap, and grinned at him.
"Hello!!??" Jewel called out, "REFS??!!"
"Go!" I said. "Oh, that was cheating!"
"I don't think so," says Malik. "He spiked it!"
"No!" I protested, while the game continued without our call. "He hit it close-handed! That's cheating!"
"No, it's a legal play."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"I love it when you argue with me." I kissed him full on the lips.
Malik put his arm around me and we settled down to continue watching the match. Jewel dived for the ball, knocking Seto down.
"Foul!!" I called.
"On who?" Malik asked, kissing me.
"Ummm..re-do?"
"OK!" He said, kissing me again.
"I meant in the game!!" I laughed.
"Oh, but watching the game is sooo boring. I'd much rather kiss you!"
I was going to say something along the lines of 'I hope so,' but he cut me off by kissing me again.
"Hey!! I was gonna say something!"
"Ok.."
I thought for a moment, "Kiss me again, I forgot.maybe it will help me remember."
We found out that Seto and Jewel lost when J threw the ball at us and told us it was our turn to play them.
We lost to Jewel and Seto, then beat Yugi and Crissy. (Crissy kept running into Yugi on purpose.) So I guess we kind of tied in the tournament.
"Guys against girls!" Jewel called out.
The guys huddled together to make their plan. We cold over hear them saying something about 'going easy on the girls'. I guess we had fooled them into thinking we were REALLY bad.
Seto's first serve hit the net, and the second went straight to Crissy. Crissy bumped it to me and I set it to Jewel. Jewel spiked it, sending sand flying.
Crissy flipped her hair back. "My serve!"
The guys were speechless. They would probably have continued to stand there, gaping at us if Crissy hadn't made it a point to hit Malik on the head on her serve.
"Illegal hit, my serve!" Crissy called out.
The guys snapped back at this point, and Crissy served again. Seto bumped it, then Yugi tried to spike it, but I bumped it back over. The rally went on for quite a while before we won the point.
Crissy's next serve landed just outside the out of bounds line, losing the ball for us.
Then, it was Yugi's serve. Crissy blew him a kiss and the ball flew wide.
"Foul!!" Shouted Malik.
"Na-ah!" I said and smiled.
Silence, then, "OK, you ball." He surrendered.
My serve. Malik blew me a kiss, and got hit in the head for the third time today.
"Ouch!" Jewel called out.
"Are you OK?" I asked. I badgered playfully, "Do you need me to kiss
it?"
Malik shook his head, "Maybe later." He smiled and we all laughed.
We won the game, 16 to 14, but it was really close.
Everyone, comfort you boyfriends after their tragic defeat!" I said, trying to be completely serious.
I walked over to Malik, "Do you need comforting?"
"Yes." He retorted, "Lot's of it."
While I was.erm.comforting him, Yugi snuck up behind us with a bucket full of water.which he promptly dumped on our heads then screamed, "Everyone into the water!!"
We swam for a while, it was pretty nice, except the guys kept competing.racing, who could stay under longest, etc.
Then we ate a picnic lung, which consisted of the oh so very fancy sandwiches, pop chips and a surprise! COOKIES!!
"Alright, who made the cookies?" I asked.
Malik grins, "Yours truly."
"Watch out!" I said, "They might not be edible."
"Hey!!"
I grinned and tackled him.
We were just finishing lunch when this guy runs up to us. "I'm looking for Mr. Malik.I have something for you."
Malik nods and kisses me, "I'll be right back."
I sat reading my book while everyone else went swimming. I must have fallen asleep or something, 'cause when I woke up, I saw this HUGE black nose.
"No!!" Malik cried, trying to back up two HUGE horses.
"Oh.My.Gosh!!!"
"Do you wanna ride?"
I spastically jump up and down and then hug Malik. "Where did you get them?"
"This place just down the beach rents them out for people who want to ride romantically along the beach."
"You are the BEST boyfriend ever!!" I squealed, kissing him.
"No fair, I have to hold the horses!!"
I laughed and mounted one of the beasties. "They're really tall, are the Gypsy Vanners?"
Malik shrugged. "I think so.Now how do I get up?"
I giggled at his attempts to mount his horse, then dismount to help him up.
He grabs me, "HA!! Got you!" Then mounts flawlessly.
"Cheater!!"
He smiled, "Of course."
We rode along the beach slowly. Malik smiled at me. "This is the best date I've ever been on."
I smiled, "Me too."
"Wanna race?"
"OK.how about." I pointed, "To those rocks?"
"OK!!" he says, taking off.
I race after him, though he still beat me.
"Hey, look!" He called. "It's a cave thing!"
"Cool," I said, riding up. "Let's explore it!!" I dismounted and tied my horse to a tree. Malik stood on the saddle, then jumped down. "Show off."
I walked into the cave. It was huge and little drafty, but very awesomely cool.
"When I was little, I always wanted a secret hide out like this. you know, to get away from my sister."
"I always wanted a girlfriend like you."
"Stop!!" I exclaimed as he leaned over to kiss me again.
"Where's the fun in that?"
"Hey, look! The sun's setting. D'you wanna go watch it?"
We sat on top of the rocks. I rested my head against his bare chest and sighed.
"Are you OK?" he asked, concerned.
"Fine."
He rested his head on top of mine and we watched the sun sink lower and lower. The water reflected the sky's image, casting a reflection across the waves.
Sunset.wait., "What time is it??"
Malik glances at his watch. "Six-thirty."
"Oh my gosh." I sat up, shivering, "We promised we'd be back by six thirty for the bonfire!!"
"Are you cold?" Malik asks, shivering himself, "I'd offer you my jacket, but."
"OK, stop flirting, let's ride together, it'll be warmer. OK?" I went to go untie the horses which was somewhat difficult in the dying light.
We were forced to ride slowly so the other horse could keep up. Malik insisted upon 'driving' because he didn't want to. oh, what's the word. die, I think it was.
Crissy whistled when she saw us coming, "Where'd you guys go?"
The fire was already roaring and crackling. I dismounted, "You'd better take them back."
Malik smiled and rode away. Jewel came up to me, "What are you smiling so wide for?"
I smiled, "Nothing!"
Jewel tossed me a marshmallow, "Keep your secrets then."
Crissy came up to us, "Gypsy Vanners?" I threw a marshmallow at her.
"You be quiet."
Crissy smiled and went to get more marshmallows. Malik walked up behind me and dropped his coat around my shoulders. I looked up at him.
"You looked cold."
I smiled, "Thanks. come sit by the fire." I motioned to the empty chair next to me.
Malik sat in my lap. "No thanks, I already have a seat."
"You dork!" I said, hugging him, "You're going to crush me!!"
He laughed and stood up. Then he picked me up, and sat down, pulling me onto his lap.
"Do you want a s'more?"
He kissed me. "Sure, give me some more."
"You're bad!" I protested.
He looked at me. "That's not he point, now is it? Hand me a marshmallow!"
I picked up a marshmallow and shoved it into his mouth.
"Hey!" he choked out after he finished eating the marshmallow. "That wasn't very nice!"
I smiled mockingly, "Where's the fun in that?" I stood up, "Come on, let's roast marshmallows!"
We all talked and sang ridiculous fire side songs and told stories and jokes. It was so fun!!
One time, I lit a marshmallow on fire, and I jerked it out of the flames. The marshmallow went flying, and almost hit Seto.
Since everyone came in the helicopter, Seto called his servants and told them to bring three limos. He explained to us that he wanted it all to be fair, and he'd have his 'people' bring Malik's bike to my house. (He didn't even know where Malik lived.)
The limos arrived and Malik opened the door for me. "After you, my lady."
I offered him his coat back. As he took it from me, his hand toughed my shoulder. I slid closer to him.
The driver asked where I lived and I told him. Then I leaned against Malik, and he put his arms around me. I looked at him, and his lips brushed mine. I rested my head against his shoulder again and nearly fell asleep.
He thought I had gone to sleep, so he kissed the top of my head. I turned to look at him and kissed him.
"I thought you were asle-"
I cut him off by kissing him again, full on the lips. we 'made out' for a while, then he walked me to the door.
"Thanks," I said, "I had a great time." I turned to leave, but he stopped me.
"You gonna leave with out kissing me goodbye?"
I jumped into his arms and kissed him fiercely for a while.
"Wow."
I went inside.this has totally been the most awesome date/day/party ever! I love my boyfriend!!
Yours in love,
Aundaine Valentine
Post Script: AND I have his motorcycle, so I have to bring it back
tomorrow. But what shall we do tomorrow? How shall I do my hair? What
shall I wear? If I don't know where we are going, how can I color
coordinate my nails and.? I must be tired, I can't even think
straight. I'll worry about tomorrow tomorrow.Right now I'd much rather
dream about today.
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*Happily oblivious love struck sigh *
And for good measure.
*Joyous smile!*
I heard a truck pull up intothe driveway, and Crissy talking to someone outside. Then she runs in the house and yells to me, "GRAB YOU BEACH STUFF!! THE GUYS SENT A TRUCK TO PICK US UP!! WE GOTTA GO NOW!!"
In my mind, I'm like, 'Aaaah!!! They weren't supposed to be here for another couple hours!! What's with our b/f's being punctual, much less early??? This is not natural male behavior!!'
So I yell spastically down the stairs, "I'M COMING!!"
We bolt out the door, get to the truck and someone opens the back like a chauffer and we jump in. Door closes.
Then we got hit with the drugged masks. And, we like totally messed out hair when we hit the floor. If you're gonna kidnap us, at least let us land on pillows or catch us when you knock us out.
As we woke up, we found that we were in a dungeon and were suddenly tied up. We heard snatches of conversation but couldn't really understand because we were still kinda groggy from the fumes, and got nothing until we heard this creepy voice yelling really loudly.
He started yelling after he came and saw us. He came from the left, looked at us, then whirled around. He yelled, "You lousy excuses for followers! I told you!! Yugi Moto and Seto Kaiba's *mumble, mumble*"
I kinda blacked out for a couple seconds then heard, "No, not my GIRLFRIEND'S *mumble mumble etc.*"
Our idiot guard finally noticed that the captives were awake, but still groggy. (And in dire need of a hairbrush, I might add.) And so he came in and covered our mouths with more Purdy Colors cloths.
So, Crissy and I were blacked out again for a while, but something revived us. A really loud and annoying rackety kind of sounding something. Crissy woke up before me and the first thing I saw when I figured out I could lift my eyelids was her face. She was openly gaping at something outside our "cell".
I spun around, following her gaze, and saw the most amazing thing. SETO AND YUGI HAD COME TO RESCUE US!! Do we have the absolute coolest b/f's or what?? And they had KENDO STICKS!! Seto looked like he had used them before.which kinda scares me a little. and Yugi.well, Seto made better use of his.
Crissy yelled out Yugi's name, consequently causing him to knock out one of the robed people they were fighting. Hey, whatever works, right? I figured, if I stay silent, he'll think I'm in more trouble plus the fact I still can't quite stay awake very well.
So Yugi and Seto were out, like kicking butt for us. It was really cool to watch and as soon as the creepy robed guys ran away, Seto ran up and tried to break the door with a kendo stick.
Why did he think he could break the door with a Kendo Stick? I dunno. You'd think someone smart enough to run his own company would be smart enough to realize that YOU CANNOT BREAK METAL WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!!! I'm sorry, but it's just not possible. So he ended up BREAKING the handy dandy Kendo Stick.
But it was so wonderful to see Seto all concerned for my sake.
Yugi whipped out a pocket knife and quite effectively picked the lock. It took a while, though, and we got out just for Crissy and I to realize that WE COULD NOT STAND UP. So we 'had' to be carried back to Seto's waiting helicopter.
We got to the helicopter and seriously broke down crying. So after much serious comforting, we decided that we would still go to the beach party. (Seto and Yugi had managed to grab our beach stuff too, YAY!!!) And we'd try to act like nothing happened. We all figured that a party, even more so a beach party was exactly what all four of us needed after that horrible ordeal.
And Seto even found a hairbrush for me!! It's sad how well he can predict what I need.
We landed right on the beach, accidentally destroying Daine's sandcastle. Hehehehe..sorry Daine. By then Crissy and I had stopped crying too, so all was good.
We jumped out to see Daine and since she's normal all self conscious about the way she looks, we both gave her a thumbs up.
But she most likely appreciated Malik's reaction more than ours.
Daine announced volleyball, and the three of us decided immediately to pretend that we had basically never played before. That was actually harder than we thought it would be. But I got to dive into Seto!!! It took a while to actually start playing because Malik and Daine 'had' to 'referee' the game.
I had to finally throw the ball at their heads to get attention after Crissy/Yugi won the game. I, um, sorta accidentally hit Malik in the head. But it took that long to get his attention!
"Come and play, or do you plan to just sit there the whole time?"
So we won over Malik and Daine while Crissy and Yugi refereed. Then Seto and I finally got to referee the game that Crissy/Yugi lost.
So now we tried to play girls against guys. Remembering, the boys thought we were horrible players, (we did a rather good job of that!) so we heard some muttering about "Going easy on the girls."
He, it's their funeral.
Seto served it straight into the net, and we got the ball. Crissy hit it over, they got it back to us, then Crissy bumped it, Daine set it, and I spiked it.
Dust rose. Jaws dropped. Crissy flipped her hair and simply stated "My serve! We then collapse in laughter.
The guys would probably have stayed in that state if Crissy had not served again and hit Malik. So we rallied back and forth for quite a while before WE got the point. Then Yugi decided to cheat and blew Crissy a kiss. The ball went a little wide on that one.
The boys scored a couple of times before we got the ball back. Then, MALIK decides to cheat and blew Daine a kiss, who happened to be serving. She's had better concentration than Crissy and ended up promptly hitting Malik on the head.
I think this should be proclaimed 'Hit Malik on the Head with a Volleyball Day'. It's hit him..3 times already. But it has normally been his fault to some degree.
We actually did win at 16 to 14, but it took a while to have anyone score. We were all so tired by the end, though, that we kinda collapsed on the beach. Daine and Malik went off somewhere, and I dunno where Crissy and Yugi went either.
Jewel Valentine
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Good Lord I love my boyfriend!!! OK, after he rescued me from the evil- doers, he flew me off into the sunrise.literally!! OK, so it was Seto's helicopter, but who really cares!? When we landed on a poor innocent sand castle, Daine and her new bishionen Malik met us. Malik was glancing at Daine a lot, and in her hott new bathing suit, I wasn't too surprised.
Something about his eyes was niggling at my brain, but when Yugi took his shirt off, I kind of forgot!
Volleyball was the first order of business, of course. Once again, I'm both surprised and not surprised at what a good team me and Yugi are. But I also think we won 'cause Seto couldn't take his eyes off of Jewel.
Because we won we got to Ref for the next game. I don't quite know who won, because it's really hard to see when you're busy making out with your bishie.
But after that, me n Yugi really weren't paying a lot more attention when we played Daine and Malik.we lost terribly. Oh well. I got to watch Yugi switch to Yami to catch a high volley. Man, my hotties sure do share a great body!
The last game though, us Valentines weren't fooling around. "Go easy on the girls," my fooing foot. Just because we were bedazzled at the previous games doesn't mean we can't kick some seriously hott butts!!
And so we did! I even got to hit Malik on the head, so if he happened to be a rude waiter who served me before I'd get my revenge. Ok, maybe not a rude waiter, but perhaps something else. His voice was still strangely farmiliar.
We agreed to roundevous at 6:30 for a (Yay!) BIG FIRE!!! (YAY!!!)
So Yugi and I split to a boat rental place, and got this totally cute boat called a dory. Yugi insisted on rowing.
When we could finally hardly see the shore (so hopefully no one could see us) we dropped this really cute little anchor.
"Race you!" I leapt off of the boat, and took off. I didn't quite know where I was going so I swam out a good ten feet, and watched as Yugi 'cannonballed' off the dory.
"Wahoooo!!" We swam around for a while, until we noticed our cute little anchor was too cute and little, our boat had drifted out towards sea!!
So we made a dash, er, swim toward it, and when we finally got to it, we flopped inside, and frantically moved in towards shore. Then, when our stupid anchor could actually touch the ocean floor, we flopped onto the floor of the boat.
Now this wasn't a big boat, so there wasn't a lot of room to lay in. We both kinda noticed how close we were to each other.
Yugi, always the gentleman, blushed and moved to give me my respectful space. I gently got a hold of the chain his puzzle was on, and stopped him from getting up. "Don't."
Yami levered himself back onto an elbow, and then slowly leaned over me, gazing sensuously into my eyes. He was kind of unsure, so I laced my fingers around his neck and pulled him closer tome. I liked the feel of his muscular body next to mine.
When our lips met, it was soft at first. Then, more fierce, more passionate. His hand snaked around my neck, and then my back.
So I'm betting you can picture; me 'n' Yami makin' out in a tiny little boat, rather close to shore. We were so engaged in the present activity that we didn't notice a surfer paddling out to seam coming close to the dory.
"Cristal?"
Me and Yami broke apart and looked up. Good Lord, what horrid bad luck. It was that freakish pervert James!
James peered nearsightedly at Yami. He almost went purple when he saw how I was practically under him.
"Oh sure, you'll go out with a stupid king of games instead of me, the king of studs?" Yeah. He actually said that!
"Who gave you that title? A half blind dazed spastic chicken?"
James ignored me. "come on, porcupine head, fight me! Fight me for Cristal!"
Yami looked at me, and I shrugged. Oooh, this was gonna be good!
So, even paddling a dory, Yami and I beat James to shore. He started doing all these shoulder rolls and started stretching after he got his glasses and got to shore.
I pretended to rub Yami's shoulders. "Hit him as hard as you possible can. Please!"
He turned and swept me off of my feet. "Whatever my Queen commands."
He set me down gently on a towel, kissed me, then walked up to James.
James immediately started flailing his arms around. Yami blocked them almost like he was bored. Then he feinted, then hooked him under the jaw. He waited until James reeled downward with pain, and then Yugi pushed on his forehead with his thumb. James tetered, then crashed over backwards.
I stood up and held Yami's arum up. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a winner! Now James, why don't you go ride your imaginary waves?"
"There are waves out there!" James shouted from his position in the sand. But there was hardly a quiver in the water that half resembled a wave.
"Right."
As it was nearly 6:30, me and Yugi (he switched) walked down the beach towards the helicopter. The driver gave us a thumbs up, along with a nasty smile. I had a strange feeling he had been watching us for awhile.
I started up the fire, and it got REALLY BIG!! Hehehehe..FLAMES!!!!
I snuggled against Yugi's bare chest, his arms encircling me.
"Thank you for saving me."
His arms tightened. "I'd have gone crazy if they had hurt you. Malik has gone too far."
"Malik? Like, Daine's Malik?"
"No, must be a different Malik. It is a fairly common name."
Just then Jewel and Seto came jogging up.
"Hey you guys! I'm not even going to ask if you had fun, 'cause I'm betting you did!"
I laughed. "Well, after a slight boating crisis, I think I had the best time of my life."
Now Seto laughed and lightly punched Yugi's arm. I could have clapped! Not only were they conversing like civilized people, they almost looked like they were friends! Shortly after Malik and Daine cantered up on Daine's fav. Breed, Gypsy Vanners. Boy, did Malik know Daine's soft spot!
After the general chucking of marshmallows, we settled down to the general singing of bonfire songs. Like,
Oh wasn't it a piece of luck?
That I was born a baby duck!
With yellow socks and yellow shoes!
So I may go where ever I choose!
Quack! Quack! Quack Quack Quack!
GooooooOOooOO Ducks!
Please don't ask.
Then, after nearly torching Seto's head, (ahem Daine!) we were all driven home. I'm sooo glad the ride to the beach was so long!
Yami and Yugi kissed me goodbye, then hugged me fiercely.
"I'll be okay!" I told him softly.
"I don't want to lose you. You mean everything to me!" His voice sounded thick.
"Believe me, I won't let myself get captured again. The more time I spend away from you, the more my heart breaks."
Then the stupid limo driver decided to break the moment by saying, "I'm all broken up, but please, I wanna get home before I have to leave for work tomarra!"
I kissed him again, and he waited until I was safely inside of our house.
I peered through the window at his silhouette as he got inside the limo. * Sigh* This has by far been the greatest, bestest, most romantically satisfying day of my entire life! (Except for getting captured, you know.)
Crissy Valentine
PS: * Big, huge, enormous, gargantuan, humongous, colossal, lovestruck
sigh.*
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Having your boyfriend's motorcycle is always a good thing.erm.I mean, oh dearly me, I'll just have to see him again! How.awful?
OK.you know what, I'm a really BAD liar.but that's not the point! Hehehe.
I called Malik to arrange a meeting place. We decided to meet at the park. He said he could walk easily there from his house. (No shoe store?!?! Shock and disbelief!)
On my way there, this really ugly guy challenges me to a duel. I wanted to decline, but "It's against tournament rules to run away from a challenge!" I really didn't think that Seto or Mokuba would really kick ME out, but anyway.
The little brat played a Magic Card, Card Destruction, right as I got my Lightning Unicorn! He had some kind of beast warrior card that was really powerful on the field. Granted, my Unicorn would have won easily, but I didn't have it anymore!
The heart of the cards had prevailed right before he had made me discard my hand, thus losing all my best cards including my monster reborn!
It was pathetic! I was reduced to playing weak (sappy) monsters in defense mode to protect my life points!
Then the kid gets Stop Defense! He took out my monster, and knocked off 1500 LP!!
Man, was I in trouble! If I lost, I wouldn't be knocked out, but I'd lose my Lightning Unicorn! This could totally ruin my chances of winning the tournament, or even making it to the final round!
A curse on Rare Hunters!
I drew a card. Trust in the heart of the cards! Perfect! Shield and Sword! I had my Stone Soldier card in my hand too! If I played them in combination, I could take out the freak's LP.almost, a small fraction would be left, but only like 200!
When I played my monster in attack mode, the guy laughs.
"You can't beat me! Not with a puny pile of rocks!"
His smile turned into a frown as I played my Shield and Sword card. Oh! It was priceless!
The guy draws a card, despaired. Then he plays 5 cards (That I couldn't see) by sacrificing three monsters. (You all know what's coming next, right?) Oh yes. Exodia.
Malik walked up as I handed over a locator card and my Lightning Unicorn. Then Malik, being the concerned, trustworthy, dependable guy that he is, challenges the rare hunter to a duel for my Lightning Unicorn and locator card! (How sweet!! Malik battling for MY sake!)
The dude didn't get his Exodia this time, and Malik whipped him easily. The guy dropped my Locator disk-card-thingy and my Lightning Unicorn, and ran.
I was kind of embarrassed about losing to some guy Malik had beaten easily.but I expressed my gratitude all the same.
I handed over the keys to his motorcycle. Then we tried to decide what to do.After the huge, never ending cycle of "What do you wanna do?" "I dunno.what do you wanna do?" Malik suggested that we go out to lunch since we had BOTH forgotten to eat.
So we went to the Outback.The food wasn't that great, but that was OK. I wonder when our next "Social Event" will be. I assume there will be one since no one's really gotten very far as of yet in the tournament.
Anyway, the rest of the day today was kind of uneventful, except for one major thing.It was my turn to cook tonight!! AND I DIDN'T KILL (Or poison, or mortally wound) ANYONE!!!
Aundaine Valentine
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OK, since I didn't write the ending for the beach party, that is exactly what I plan to do now. That sounded extremely like the start of a boring entry, didn't it? Well foo on you who think so. What am I saying? You don't even really exist!! This is for me to read! There's no one here! I'm talking like a crazy person!
After gratefully accepting the blow torches that Seto has so thoughtfully packed, Crissy and I started an awesome bonfire. Daine had already gone somewhere with Malik (I heard horses, so they'll be late for the bonfire, I just know it. Horses are the Valentine sister's worst weakness, I swear it.) and Crissy wanted to go with Yugi somewhere out on the sea. So Seto and I eagerly volunteered to stay here and watch the fire to make sure that it kept burning really high!
So we stayed warm by the fire, and after "watching the fire" (hey, it works the same as "watching a movie," right?) Seto went back to the helicopter (which was still standing on the remains of Daine's poor sandcastle) and brought out.TWISTER!!!
Yeah, I had been complaining on one of those brief 3 hour conversation to him that I was really mad we never we never got to play Twister at the Mardi Gras. It would have been a little hard in that dress, though.
We played Twister (that was SO fun, we both absolutely stunk at it and kept falling down. As soon as one of us fell down, the other would start laughing and fall down too.) for a really long time.
Then we saw this person walking towards us. I had no idea who it was until he got really close.
THAT STUPID JERK/IDIOOTI/DESPARADO/IDOT JAMES FROM SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he evidently recognized me.
He came up to Seto and said, "Hey, she's my girl!"
I MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER. I SEROUSLY COULDN'T SPEAK. Or, maybe I couldn't find the correct colorful language to use at him. But Seto got the general idea. And voiced the KINDER of my thoughts towards him.
"Wait. You're Seto Kaiba of Kaiba Corp, aren't you?" No, really you idiot. James then turned to me and said, "You'd take a sissy rich kid over ME?"
"SETO is the best b/f I've ever had. He's WAY more of a man than YOU, you stupid pervert!!!!" OK, so I lacked on vocabulary at the moment. It was better than mimicking a fish, right?
Ignoring me, he turns to Seto. "I'll fight you for her, sissy nancy boy!!!"
Yeah, um, Seto had been sitting down on the ground until now. He stood up. And James just may have been smart enough to notice by this point that Seto was extremely well muscled (Hehehehe.I love beach parties!!!) more than a HEAD taller, and if he owns a company, definitely smart enough to out wit him.
But naturally, James is to dense to realize all this. Or any of it, for that matter.
Seto looked at him and said, "Fine, then we'll do this properly. Challenged chooses the weaponry." Hey, and I had just told him that I loved the Kendo Sticks!!! Perfect!!!!!!
Seto jogs to the helicopter and whips out 2 pairs of Kendo Sticks. One was Yugi's pair, and Seto had a replacement for the one he had broken while being a genius and trying to break metal with wood.
I think that it finally hit James he meant WEAPONS. As in the sense of hard pokey things that would inflict great pain upon him. Well, that's what I interpreted the building sweat drops on his face to mean.
Oh well. Might as well play the part of a concerned maiden as much as possible, right? If I didn't, James would think Seto was unbeatable (which he is, by the way) and Seto would think I didn't care about him. (Which is as far from the truth as I could possibly get!!)
So I ran up to Seto, grabbed his arm and looked up at him, eyes shining. (I've actually gotten quite good at that!) and asked him, "Are you sure you can beat him?" That is seriously the stupidest question I have ever asked him.
He says, "Don't you dare worry about me. I've beaten people much better than him." Hehehe, he even decided to play along.
Seto was awesome!! He was all kickflips and spinflips and hooks and jabs and spinny Kendo Sticks. It was so cool to watch!! James, on the other hand, might as well have been a big blob of jelly.
And it looked like Seto might just reduce him to that.
"Seto, stop. He doesn't deserve to die!" Wow.did I just say that?
Seto looked back sheepishly at me. "Sorry!! I just got caught up in what I was doing, I guess."
"James, go. Go immediately. If you come near me again, I won't stop Seto from seriously hurting you." I have never seen anyone run so fast in my whole life.
Daine, Crissy, Malik and Yugi were all a little late at getting back. Oh well. It gave Seto and I more time to.talk.
We all started roasting marshmallows and making smores. Daine sent a burning marshmallow flying straight at Seto. He ducked it easily, but still. Thank goodness it hadn't been aimed at Yugi, who knows if he could have gotton all that hair out of the way in time?
We sang the most ridiculous songs!! Many, many were pulled from our Girlscout troups, some were annoying bus songs (the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song went on the longest before we had to stop because we laughed too hard.) and some were encore's from Daine, Crissy, and my first talent show.
Since 4 of us had come in a helicopter, and it was impossible to land the beast in our yard, Seto called 3 separate limos. How sweet!!
I think I sorta fell asleep on our way home.oh come on, we had a REALLY LONG DAY. So Seto once again carried me, this time up to my room. I woke up again when he kissed my nose. And promptly fell asleep by the time he had shut the door.
So completely in love with my Kendo Stick wielding b/f!!
Jewel Valentine
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Disclaimer: I.do.not.own..Yugioh...Do..you..under..stand.me? GOOD!!!
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Ya got the sun, the sand, put it all together and whaddya got? The BEACH, BA-by!!
So here I am, waiting to be picked up by Yugi, in shorts and a swimsuit top when this old truck pulls up. A dude in a robe got out and said, "Miss Crystal Valentine? Your erm, friend, Mr. Yugi Moto, has erm, organized a rendezvous spot. I will assist you and your sisters."
Now here I'm not really quite suspicious at all.
Because Malik was picking Daine up, it was just me and Jewel.
The moment we entered the truck, there were two more robed people that stuck Purdy Colors rags over our mouths and noses.
(A/N: Purdy Colors: A very highly addictive drug used on many, many victims.AKA Legolas..But it still works on people..continue with the story!)
We woke up (kinda dazed) in this creepy old cell. Another hooded dude peered at us through the bars.
"You idiots!! You buffoons!!! You incompetent excuses for followers!!"
The hooded man whirled around and stalked around the corner. We could hear him shouting at the other men.
"I told you!! *Mumble mumble * Yugi Moto and Seto KAIBA!! *mumble mumble * Why is good help so hard to find?!?!"
"Boss, the two are one and the same!"
"No, not my GIRLFRIEND'S *mumble mumble * I think I blacked out right about them, when I came too again, there was a sound of wooden sticks on stone.
I kinda flopped forward and tried to peer through the bars.
"Yugi!!!!!!!!" Yugi and Seto were wielding kendo sticks. Seto obviously knew how to use them, and Yugi was kind of just flailing around with his.
When I yelled, Yugi's head snapped up, and he whacked a robed dude upside the head. "CRISSY!!!!"
All the robe dudes ran off (or were left groaning on the ground) and Yugi and Seto ran up to our cell.
Seto attempted to break the bars with his kendo stick, but instead he broke the kendo stick against the bars. "Jewel? Are you OK???"
Yugi flipped out a pocket knife and began to pick the lock.
As soon as the door was opened, Yugi and Seto rushed in. Yugi cut the ropes that were holding my hands behind my back, then tossed the knife to Seto.
We hugged, we kissed, I cried, you know the whole deal.
Then Seto shouted that we had to get out, so Yugi changed to Yami, and he swept me off my feet and carried me outside, and into a waiting helicopter. How cool is that?
I was basically hanging onto his neck and crying, and kissing, and crying some more.
"It's okay, now, Crissy. Shhh." I sat in his lap, and he was stroking my hair.
Kaiba (with Jewel in a similar state of distress and shock) ordered the pilot to fly to the beach.
"That's where Daine will be expecting us." Kaiba sat down ext to Jewel, and she put her head on his shoulder.
I stopped crying. We had landed on the beach, so I wiped away the tear stains.
"Don't tell them. Let's not ruin a perfectly good time. We'll tell them later." Jewel voiced my thoughts.
I'll tell you more about the whole beach episode later. Hahahaha!!!! Half naked hott guys playing volleyball.mmm!!
C Ya!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: It's good to be alive.
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Oh I love the beach!! I had, with the help of my sisters, found this awesome swimsuit. I couldn't wait to go!!!
Malik said he was going to pick me up early so we fcould bring all the stuff for the party. he stopped by a little earlier than "early" so that we could pack whatever we needed.
I chose to bring things like; food (the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach!) sunglasses, suntan lotion (sunburn! Ewe!!) etc. Malik made sure we brought a beach ball.and nothing else.
Then we left, got to this private beach place (on his motorcycle), and as soon as we arrived, we began to set up everything for the big party.
Malik left to go change. (It would be kind of odd for him to ride around the city with out a shirt on, wouldn't it?? .Not that I would mind.)
I realized at this time that I had forgotten towels.Malik was still nowhere to be seen, so I wrote him a note and.erm.*cough* stole his bike.
I finally returned to the beach, and there was Malik, standing on the beach. He ran towards me as I got off the bike. (Man, does he look fine!)
"What were you thinking?!" he asked sternly after he finished kissing me.
"I forgot towels. I DID leave you a note," I pointed out.
He hugged me fiercely, "You could have hurt yourself! I HAVE seen the way you drive, you know!"
"Hey!" I protested, breaking away from him.
He pulled me back into his arms and we kissed. "Don't scare me like that!"
"I don't know. I kind of like it when you act all concerned." He cut me off by kissing me once again.
My sisters still weren't supposed to be here for like, a half an hour, so I decided to make a sand castle. I even had a little barrier for the waves to hit and run into a moat around the castle.
My sisters came right as I finished, in Seto's helicopter.which like totally destroyed my castle.
Crissy and Jewel looked really good in their bathing suits. Then I remembered that I hadn't changed yet!! When I got back, Jewel smiled when she saw me and Crissy gave me a thumbs up. (I'm usually kind of self conscious.) Malik stood, openly gaping.
I stared at the sand beneath my feet. "What do you think?" I looked into Malik's eyes.
"I can die happy now."
"Please don't."
We decided to have a volleyball tournament. Hey there was a net RIGHT there and we had a ball.
My sisters and I had promised to make the guys think that we weren't that good at volleyball, then play a girls vs. guys match.
For the tournament, we couldn't all play.and we couldn't split up people so.
"Malik and I will be refs first!!!" I called spastically. "We'll sit over here!!" I pointed to a spot in the sand.
Malik poked me, "Race you!"
I lost. By a lot. By the time I got there, Malik was already sitting down, grinning at me. "Cheater," I mumbled under my breath.
I sat on his lap, and grinned at him.
"Hello!!??" Jewel called out, "REFS??!!"
"Go!" I said. "Oh, that was cheating!"
"I don't think so," says Malik. "He spiked it!"
"No!" I protested, while the game continued without our call. "He hit it close-handed! That's cheating!"
"No, it's a legal play."
"Is not!"
"Is too!"
"I love it when you argue with me." I kissed him full on the lips.
Malik put his arm around me and we settled down to continue watching the match. Jewel dived for the ball, knocking Seto down.
"Foul!!" I called.
"On who?" Malik asked, kissing me.
"Ummm..re-do?"
"OK!" He said, kissing me again.
"I meant in the game!!" I laughed.
"Oh, but watching the game is sooo boring. I'd much rather kiss you!"
I was going to say something along the lines of 'I hope so,' but he cut me off by kissing me again.
"Hey!! I was gonna say something!"
"Ok.."
I thought for a moment, "Kiss me again, I forgot.maybe it will help me remember."
We found out that Seto and Jewel lost when J threw the ball at us and told us it was our turn to play them.
We lost to Jewel and Seto, then beat Yugi and Crissy. (Crissy kept running into Yugi on purpose.) So I guess we kind of tied in the tournament.
"Guys against girls!" Jewel called out.
The guys huddled together to make their plan. We cold over hear them saying something about 'going easy on the girls'. I guess we had fooled them into thinking we were REALLY bad.
Seto's first serve hit the net, and the second went straight to Crissy. Crissy bumped it to me and I set it to Jewel. Jewel spiked it, sending sand flying.
Crissy flipped her hair back. "My serve!"
The guys were speechless. They would probably have continued to stand there, gaping at us if Crissy hadn't made it a point to hit Malik on the head on her serve.
"Illegal hit, my serve!" Crissy called out.
The guys snapped back at this point, and Crissy served again. Seto bumped it, then Yugi tried to spike it, but I bumped it back over. The rally went on for quite a while before we won the point.
Crissy's next serve landed just outside the out of bounds line, losing the ball for us.
Then, it was Yugi's serve. Crissy blew him a kiss and the ball flew wide.
"Foul!!" Shouted Malik.
"Na-ah!" I said and smiled.
Silence, then, "OK, you ball." He surrendered.
My serve. Malik blew me a kiss, and got hit in the head for the third time today.
"Ouch!" Jewel called out.
"Are you OK?" I asked. I badgered playfully, "Do you need me to kiss
it?"
Malik shook his head, "Maybe later." He smiled and we all laughed.
We won the game, 16 to 14, but it was really close.
Everyone, comfort you boyfriends after their tragic defeat!" I said, trying to be completely serious.
I walked over to Malik, "Do you need comforting?"
"Yes." He retorted, "Lot's of it."
While I was.erm.comforting him, Yugi snuck up behind us with a bucket full of water.which he promptly dumped on our heads then screamed, "Everyone into the water!!"
We swam for a while, it was pretty nice, except the guys kept competing.racing, who could stay under longest, etc.
Then we ate a picnic lung, which consisted of the oh so very fancy sandwiches, pop chips and a surprise! COOKIES!!
"Alright, who made the cookies?" I asked.
Malik grins, "Yours truly."
"Watch out!" I said, "They might not be edible."
"Hey!!"
I grinned and tackled him.
We were just finishing lunch when this guy runs up to us. "I'm looking for Mr. Malik.I have something for you."
Malik nods and kisses me, "I'll be right back."
I sat reading my book while everyone else went swimming. I must have fallen asleep or something, 'cause when I woke up, I saw this HUGE black nose.
"No!!" Malik cried, trying to back up two HUGE horses.
"Oh.My.Gosh!!!"
"Do you wanna ride?"
I spastically jump up and down and then hug Malik. "Where did you get them?"
"This place just down the beach rents them out for people who want to ride romantically along the beach."
"You are the BEST boyfriend ever!!" I squealed, kissing him.
"No fair, I have to hold the horses!!"
I laughed and mounted one of the beasties. "They're really tall, are the Gypsy Vanners?"
Malik shrugged. "I think so.Now how do I get up?"
I giggled at his attempts to mount his horse, then dismount to help him up.
He grabs me, "HA!! Got you!" Then mounts flawlessly.
"Cheater!!"
He smiled, "Of course."
We rode along the beach slowly. Malik smiled at me. "This is the best date I've ever been on."
I smiled, "Me too."
"Wanna race?"
"OK.how about." I pointed, "To those rocks?"
"OK!!" he says, taking off.
I race after him, though he still beat me.
"Hey, look!" He called. "It's a cave thing!"
"Cool," I said, riding up. "Let's explore it!!" I dismounted and tied my horse to a tree. Malik stood on the saddle, then jumped down. "Show off."
I walked into the cave. It was huge and little drafty, but very awesomely cool.
"When I was little, I always wanted a secret hide out like this. you know, to get away from my sister."
"I always wanted a girlfriend like you."
"Stop!!" I exclaimed as he leaned over to kiss me again.
"Where's the fun in that?"
"Hey, look! The sun's setting. D'you wanna go watch it?"
We sat on top of the rocks. I rested my head against his bare chest and sighed.
"Are you OK?" he asked, concerned.
"Fine."
He rested his head on top of mine and we watched the sun sink lower and lower. The water reflected the sky's image, casting a reflection across the waves.
Sunset.wait., "What time is it??"
Malik glances at his watch. "Six-thirty."
"Oh my gosh." I sat up, shivering, "We promised we'd be back by six thirty for the bonfire!!"
"Are you cold?" Malik asks, shivering himself, "I'd offer you my jacket, but."
"OK, stop flirting, let's ride together, it'll be warmer. OK?" I went to go untie the horses which was somewhat difficult in the dying light.
We were forced to ride slowly so the other horse could keep up. Malik insisted upon 'driving' because he didn't want to. oh, what's the word. die, I think it was.
Crissy whistled when she saw us coming, "Where'd you guys go?"
The fire was already roaring and crackling. I dismounted, "You'd better take them back."
Malik smiled and rode away. Jewel came up to me, "What are you smiling so wide for?"
I smiled, "Nothing!"
Jewel tossed me a marshmallow, "Keep your secrets then."
Crissy came up to us, "Gypsy Vanners?" I threw a marshmallow at her.
"You be quiet."
Crissy smiled and went to get more marshmallows. Malik walked up behind me and dropped his coat around my shoulders. I looked up at him.
"You looked cold."
I smiled, "Thanks. come sit by the fire." I motioned to the empty chair next to me.
Malik sat in my lap. "No thanks, I already have a seat."
"You dork!" I said, hugging him, "You're going to crush me!!"
He laughed and stood up. Then he picked me up, and sat down, pulling me onto his lap.
"Do you want a s'more?"
He kissed me. "Sure, give me some more."
"You're bad!" I protested.
He looked at me. "That's not he point, now is it? Hand me a marshmallow!"
I picked up a marshmallow and shoved it into his mouth.
"Hey!" he choked out after he finished eating the marshmallow. "That wasn't very nice!"
I smiled mockingly, "Where's the fun in that?" I stood up, "Come on, let's roast marshmallows!"
We all talked and sang ridiculous fire side songs and told stories and jokes. It was so fun!!
One time, I lit a marshmallow on fire, and I jerked it out of the flames. The marshmallow went flying, and almost hit Seto.
Since everyone came in the helicopter, Seto called his servants and told them to bring three limos. He explained to us that he wanted it all to be fair, and he'd have his 'people' bring Malik's bike to my house. (He didn't even know where Malik lived.)
The limos arrived and Malik opened the door for me. "After you, my lady."
I offered him his coat back. As he took it from me, his hand toughed my shoulder. I slid closer to him.
The driver asked where I lived and I told him. Then I leaned against Malik, and he put his arms around me. I looked at him, and his lips brushed mine. I rested my head against his shoulder again and nearly fell asleep.
He thought I had gone to sleep, so he kissed the top of my head. I turned to look at him and kissed him.
"I thought you were asle-"
I cut him off by kissing him again, full on the lips. we 'made out' for a while, then he walked me to the door.
"Thanks," I said, "I had a great time." I turned to leave, but he stopped me.
"You gonna leave with out kissing me goodbye?"
I jumped into his arms and kissed him fiercely for a while.
"Wow."
I went inside.this has totally been the most awesome date/day/party ever! I love my boyfriend!!
Yours in love,
Aundaine Valentine
Post Script: AND I have his motorcycle, so I have to bring it back
tomorrow. But what shall we do tomorrow? How shall I do my hair? What
shall I wear? If I don't know where we are going, how can I color
coordinate my nails and.? I must be tired, I can't even think
straight. I'll worry about tomorrow tomorrow.Right now I'd much rather
dream about today.
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*Happily oblivious love struck sigh *
And for good measure.
*Joyous smile!*
I heard a truck pull up intothe driveway, and Crissy talking to someone outside. Then she runs in the house and yells to me, "GRAB YOU BEACH STUFF!! THE GUYS SENT A TRUCK TO PICK US UP!! WE GOTTA GO NOW!!"
In my mind, I'm like, 'Aaaah!!! They weren't supposed to be here for another couple hours!! What's with our b/f's being punctual, much less early??? This is not natural male behavior!!'
So I yell spastically down the stairs, "I'M COMING!!"
We bolt out the door, get to the truck and someone opens the back like a chauffer and we jump in. Door closes.
Then we got hit with the drugged masks. And, we like totally messed out hair when we hit the floor. If you're gonna kidnap us, at least let us land on pillows or catch us when you knock us out.
As we woke up, we found that we were in a dungeon and were suddenly tied up. We heard snatches of conversation but couldn't really understand because we were still kinda groggy from the fumes, and got nothing until we heard this creepy voice yelling really loudly.
He started yelling after he came and saw us. He came from the left, looked at us, then whirled around. He yelled, "You lousy excuses for followers! I told you!! Yugi Moto and Seto Kaiba's *mumble, mumble*"
I kinda blacked out for a couple seconds then heard, "No, not my GIRLFRIEND'S *mumble mumble etc.*"
Our idiot guard finally noticed that the captives were awake, but still groggy. (And in dire need of a hairbrush, I might add.) And so he came in and covered our mouths with more Purdy Colors cloths.
So, Crissy and I were blacked out again for a while, but something revived us. A really loud and annoying rackety kind of sounding something. Crissy woke up before me and the first thing I saw when I figured out I could lift my eyelids was her face. She was openly gaping at something outside our "cell".
I spun around, following her gaze, and saw the most amazing thing. SETO AND YUGI HAD COME TO RESCUE US!! Do we have the absolute coolest b/f's or what?? And they had KENDO STICKS!! Seto looked like he had used them before.which kinda scares me a little. and Yugi.well, Seto made better use of his.
Crissy yelled out Yugi's name, consequently causing him to knock out one of the robed people they were fighting. Hey, whatever works, right? I figured, if I stay silent, he'll think I'm in more trouble plus the fact I still can't quite stay awake very well.
So Yugi and Seto were out, like kicking butt for us. It was really cool to watch and as soon as the creepy robed guys ran away, Seto ran up and tried to break the door with a kendo stick.
Why did he think he could break the door with a Kendo Stick? I dunno. You'd think someone smart enough to run his own company would be smart enough to realize that YOU CANNOT BREAK METAL WITH A PIECE OF WOOD!!! I'm sorry, but it's just not possible. So he ended up BREAKING the handy dandy Kendo Stick.
But it was so wonderful to see Seto all concerned for my sake.
Yugi whipped out a pocket knife and quite effectively picked the lock. It took a while, though, and we got out just for Crissy and I to realize that WE COULD NOT STAND UP. So we 'had' to be carried back to Seto's waiting helicopter.
We got to the helicopter and seriously broke down crying. So after much serious comforting, we decided that we would still go to the beach party. (Seto and Yugi had managed to grab our beach stuff too, YAY!!!) And we'd try to act like nothing happened. We all figured that a party, even more so a beach party was exactly what all four of us needed after that horrible ordeal.
And Seto even found a hairbrush for me!! It's sad how well he can predict what I need.
We landed right on the beach, accidentally destroying Daine's sandcastle. Hehehehe..sorry Daine. By then Crissy and I had stopped crying too, so all was good.
We jumped out to see Daine and since she's normal all self conscious about the way she looks, we both gave her a thumbs up.
But she most likely appreciated Malik's reaction more than ours.
Daine announced volleyball, and the three of us decided immediately to pretend that we had basically never played before. That was actually harder than we thought it would be. But I got to dive into Seto!!! It took a while to actually start playing because Malik and Daine 'had' to 'referee' the game.
I had to finally throw the ball at their heads to get attention after Crissy/Yugi won the game. I, um, sorta accidentally hit Malik in the head. But it took that long to get his attention!
"Come and play, or do you plan to just sit there the whole time?"
So we won over Malik and Daine while Crissy and Yugi refereed. Then Seto and I finally got to referee the game that Crissy/Yugi lost.
So now we tried to play girls against guys. Remembering, the boys thought we were horrible players, (we did a rather good job of that!) so we heard some muttering about "Going easy on the girls."
He, it's their funeral.
Seto served it straight into the net, and we got the ball. Crissy hit it over, they got it back to us, then Crissy bumped it, Daine set it, and I spiked it.
Dust rose. Jaws dropped. Crissy flipped her hair and simply stated "My serve! We then collapse in laughter.
The guys would probably have stayed in that state if Crissy had not served again and hit Malik. So we rallied back and forth for quite a while before WE got the point. Then Yugi decided to cheat and blew Crissy a kiss. The ball went a little wide on that one.
The boys scored a couple of times before we got the ball back. Then, MALIK decides to cheat and blew Daine a kiss, who happened to be serving. She's had better concentration than Crissy and ended up promptly hitting Malik on the head.
I think this should be proclaimed 'Hit Malik on the Head with a Volleyball Day'. It's hit him..3 times already. But it has normally been his fault to some degree.
We actually did win at 16 to 14, but it took a while to have anyone score. We were all so tired by the end, though, that we kinda collapsed on the beach. Daine and Malik went off somewhere, and I dunno where Crissy and Yugi went either.
Jewel Valentine
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Good Lord I love my boyfriend!!! OK, after he rescued me from the evil- doers, he flew me off into the sunrise.literally!! OK, so it was Seto's helicopter, but who really cares!? When we landed on a poor innocent sand castle, Daine and her new bishionen Malik met us. Malik was glancing at Daine a lot, and in her hott new bathing suit, I wasn't too surprised.
Something about his eyes was niggling at my brain, but when Yugi took his shirt off, I kind of forgot!
Volleyball was the first order of business, of course. Once again, I'm both surprised and not surprised at what a good team me and Yugi are. But I also think we won 'cause Seto couldn't take his eyes off of Jewel.
Because we won we got to Ref for the next game. I don't quite know who won, because it's really hard to see when you're busy making out with your bishie.
But after that, me n Yugi really weren't paying a lot more attention when we played Daine and Malik.we lost terribly. Oh well. I got to watch Yugi switch to Yami to catch a high volley. Man, my hotties sure do share a great body!
The last game though, us Valentines weren't fooling around. "Go easy on the girls," my fooing foot. Just because we were bedazzled at the previous games doesn't mean we can't kick some seriously hott butts!!
And so we did! I even got to hit Malik on the head, so if he happened to be a rude waiter who served me before I'd get my revenge. Ok, maybe not a rude waiter, but perhaps something else. His voice was still strangely farmiliar.
We agreed to roundevous at 6:30 for a (Yay!) BIG FIRE!!! (YAY!!!)
So Yugi and I split to a boat rental place, and got this totally cute boat called a dory. Yugi insisted on rowing.
When we could finally hardly see the shore (so hopefully no one could see us) we dropped this really cute little anchor.
"Race you!" I leapt off of the boat, and took off. I didn't quite know where I was going so I swam out a good ten feet, and watched as Yugi 'cannonballed' off the dory.
"Wahoooo!!" We swam around for a while, until we noticed our cute little anchor was too cute and little, our boat had drifted out towards sea!!
So we made a dash, er, swim toward it, and when we finally got to it, we flopped inside, and frantically moved in towards shore. Then, when our stupid anchor could actually touch the ocean floor, we flopped onto the floor of the boat.
Now this wasn't a big boat, so there wasn't a lot of room to lay in. We both kinda noticed how close we were to each other.
Yugi, always the gentleman, blushed and moved to give me my respectful space. I gently got a hold of the chain his puzzle was on, and stopped him from getting up. "Don't."
Yami levered himself back onto an elbow, and then slowly leaned over me, gazing sensuously into my eyes. He was kind of unsure, so I laced my fingers around his neck and pulled him closer tome. I liked the feel of his muscular body next to mine.
When our lips met, it was soft at first. Then, more fierce, more passionate. His hand snaked around my neck, and then my back.
So I'm betting you can picture; me 'n' Yami makin' out in a tiny little boat, rather close to shore. We were so engaged in the present activity that we didn't notice a surfer paddling out to seam coming close to the dory.
"Cristal?"
Me and Yami broke apart and looked up. Good Lord, what horrid bad luck. It was that freakish pervert James!
James peered nearsightedly at Yami. He almost went purple when he saw how I was practically under him.
"Oh sure, you'll go out with a stupid king of games instead of me, the king of studs?" Yeah. He actually said that!
"Who gave you that title? A half blind dazed spastic chicken?"
James ignored me. "come on, porcupine head, fight me! Fight me for Cristal!"
Yami looked at me, and I shrugged. Oooh, this was gonna be good!
So, even paddling a dory, Yami and I beat James to shore. He started doing all these shoulder rolls and started stretching after he got his glasses and got to shore.
I pretended to rub Yami's shoulders. "Hit him as hard as you possible can. Please!"
He turned and swept me off of my feet. "Whatever my Queen commands."
He set me down gently on a towel, kissed me, then walked up to James.
James immediately started flailing his arms around. Yami blocked them almost like he was bored. Then he feinted, then hooked him under the jaw. He waited until James reeled downward with pain, and then Yugi pushed on his forehead with his thumb. James tetered, then crashed over backwards.
I stood up and held Yami's arum up. "Ladies and gentlemen, I have a winner! Now James, why don't you go ride your imaginary waves?"
"There are waves out there!" James shouted from his position in the sand. But there was hardly a quiver in the water that half resembled a wave.
"Right."
As it was nearly 6:30, me and Yugi (he switched) walked down the beach towards the helicopter. The driver gave us a thumbs up, along with a nasty smile. I had a strange feeling he had been watching us for awhile.
I started up the fire, and it got REALLY BIG!! Hehehehe..FLAMES!!!!
I snuggled against Yugi's bare chest, his arms encircling me.
"Thank you for saving me."
His arms tightened. "I'd have gone crazy if they had hurt you. Malik has gone too far."
"Malik? Like, Daine's Malik?"
"No, must be a different Malik. It is a fairly common name."
Just then Jewel and Seto came jogging up.
"Hey you guys! I'm not even going to ask if you had fun, 'cause I'm betting you did!"
I laughed. "Well, after a slight boating crisis, I think I had the best time of my life."
Now Seto laughed and lightly punched Yugi's arm. I could have clapped! Not only were they conversing like civilized people, they almost looked like they were friends! Shortly after Malik and Daine cantered up on Daine's fav. Breed, Gypsy Vanners. Boy, did Malik know Daine's soft spot!
After the general chucking of marshmallows, we settled down to the general singing of bonfire songs. Like,
Oh wasn't it a piece of luck?
That I was born a baby duck!
With yellow socks and yellow shoes!
So I may go where ever I choose!
Quack! Quack! Quack Quack Quack!
GooooooOOooOO Ducks!
Please don't ask.
Then, after nearly torching Seto's head, (ahem Daine!) we were all driven home. I'm sooo glad the ride to the beach was so long!
Yami and Yugi kissed me goodbye, then hugged me fiercely.
"I'll be okay!" I told him softly.
"I don't want to lose you. You mean everything to me!" His voice sounded thick.
"Believe me, I won't let myself get captured again. The more time I spend away from you, the more my heart breaks."
Then the stupid limo driver decided to break the moment by saying, "I'm all broken up, but please, I wanna get home before I have to leave for work tomarra!"
I kissed him again, and he waited until I was safely inside of our house.
I peered through the window at his silhouette as he got inside the limo. * Sigh* This has by far been the greatest, bestest, most romantically satisfying day of my entire life! (Except for getting captured, you know.)
Crissy Valentine
PS: * Big, huge, enormous, gargantuan, humongous, colossal, lovestruck
sigh.*
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Having your boyfriend's motorcycle is always a good thing.erm.I mean, oh dearly me, I'll just have to see him again! How.awful?
OK.you know what, I'm a really BAD liar.but that's not the point! Hehehe.
I called Malik to arrange a meeting place. We decided to meet at the park. He said he could walk easily there from his house. (No shoe store?!?! Shock and disbelief!)
On my way there, this really ugly guy challenges me to a duel. I wanted to decline, but "It's against tournament rules to run away from a challenge!" I really didn't think that Seto or Mokuba would really kick ME out, but anyway.
The little brat played a Magic Card, Card Destruction, right as I got my Lightning Unicorn! He had some kind of beast warrior card that was really powerful on the field. Granted, my Unicorn would have won easily, but I didn't have it anymore!
The heart of the cards had prevailed right before he had made me discard my hand, thus losing all my best cards including my monster reborn!
It was pathetic! I was reduced to playing weak (sappy) monsters in defense mode to protect my life points!
Then the kid gets Stop Defense! He took out my monster, and knocked off 1500 LP!!
Man, was I in trouble! If I lost, I wouldn't be knocked out, but I'd lose my Lightning Unicorn! This could totally ruin my chances of winning the tournament, or even making it to the final round!
A curse on Rare Hunters!
I drew a card. Trust in the heart of the cards! Perfect! Shield and Sword! I had my Stone Soldier card in my hand too! If I played them in combination, I could take out the freak's LP.almost, a small fraction would be left, but only like 200!
When I played my monster in attack mode, the guy laughs.
"You can't beat me! Not with a puny pile of rocks!"
His smile turned into a frown as I played my Shield and Sword card. Oh! It was priceless!
The guy draws a card, despaired. Then he plays 5 cards (That I couldn't see) by sacrificing three monsters. (You all know what's coming next, right?) Oh yes. Exodia.
Malik walked up as I handed over a locator card and my Lightning Unicorn. Then Malik, being the concerned, trustworthy, dependable guy that he is, challenges the rare hunter to a duel for my Lightning Unicorn and locator card! (How sweet!! Malik battling for MY sake!)
The dude didn't get his Exodia this time, and Malik whipped him easily. The guy dropped my Locator disk-card-thingy and my Lightning Unicorn, and ran.
I was kind of embarrassed about losing to some guy Malik had beaten easily.but I expressed my gratitude all the same.
I handed over the keys to his motorcycle. Then we tried to decide what to do.After the huge, never ending cycle of "What do you wanna do?" "I dunno.what do you wanna do?" Malik suggested that we go out to lunch since we had BOTH forgotten to eat.
So we went to the Outback.The food wasn't that great, but that was OK. I wonder when our next "Social Event" will be. I assume there will be one since no one's really gotten very far as of yet in the tournament.
Anyway, the rest of the day today was kind of uneventful, except for one major thing.It was my turn to cook tonight!! AND I DIDN'T KILL (Or poison, or mortally wound) ANYONE!!!
Aundaine Valentine
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OK, since I didn't write the ending for the beach party, that is exactly what I plan to do now. That sounded extremely like the start of a boring entry, didn't it? Well foo on you who think so. What am I saying? You don't even really exist!! This is for me to read! There's no one here! I'm talking like a crazy person!
After gratefully accepting the blow torches that Seto has so thoughtfully packed, Crissy and I started an awesome bonfire. Daine had already gone somewhere with Malik (I heard horses, so they'll be late for the bonfire, I just know it. Horses are the Valentine sister's worst weakness, I swear it.) and Crissy wanted to go with Yugi somewhere out on the sea. So Seto and I eagerly volunteered to stay here and watch the fire to make sure that it kept burning really high!
So we stayed warm by the fire, and after "watching the fire" (hey, it works the same as "watching a movie," right?) Seto went back to the helicopter (which was still standing on the remains of Daine's poor sandcastle) and brought out.TWISTER!!!
Yeah, I had been complaining on one of those brief 3 hour conversation to him that I was really mad we never we never got to play Twister at the Mardi Gras. It would have been a little hard in that dress, though.
We played Twister (that was SO fun, we both absolutely stunk at it and kept falling down. As soon as one of us fell down, the other would start laughing and fall down too.) for a really long time.
Then we saw this person walking towards us. I had no idea who it was until he got really close.
THAT STUPID JERK/IDIOOTI/DESPARADO/IDOT JAMES FROM SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, he evidently recognized me.
He came up to Seto and said, "Hey, she's my girl!"
I MUST HAVE LOOKED LIKE A FISH OUT OF WATER. I SEROUSLY COULDN'T SPEAK. Or, maybe I couldn't find the correct colorful language to use at him. But Seto got the general idea. And voiced the KINDER of my thoughts towards him.
"Wait. You're Seto Kaiba of Kaiba Corp, aren't you?" No, really you idiot. James then turned to me and said, "You'd take a sissy rich kid over ME?"
"SETO is the best b/f I've ever had. He's WAY more of a man than YOU, you stupid pervert!!!!" OK, so I lacked on vocabulary at the moment. It was better than mimicking a fish, right?
Ignoring me, he turns to Seto. "I'll fight you for her, sissy nancy boy!!!"
Yeah, um, Seto had been sitting down on the ground until now. He stood up. And James just may have been smart enough to notice by this point that Seto was extremely well muscled (Hehehehe.I love beach parties!!!) more than a HEAD taller, and if he owns a company, definitely smart enough to out wit him.
But naturally, James is to dense to realize all this. Or any of it, for that matter.
Seto looked at him and said, "Fine, then we'll do this properly. Challenged chooses the weaponry." Hey, and I had just told him that I loved the Kendo Sticks!!! Perfect!!!!!!
Seto jogs to the helicopter and whips out 2 pairs of Kendo Sticks. One was Yugi's pair, and Seto had a replacement for the one he had broken while being a genius and trying to break metal with wood.
I think that it finally hit James he meant WEAPONS. As in the sense of hard pokey things that would inflict great pain upon him. Well, that's what I interpreted the building sweat drops on his face to mean.
Oh well. Might as well play the part of a concerned maiden as much as possible, right? If I didn't, James would think Seto was unbeatable (which he is, by the way) and Seto would think I didn't care about him. (Which is as far from the truth as I could possibly get!!)
So I ran up to Seto, grabbed his arm and looked up at him, eyes shining. (I've actually gotten quite good at that!) and asked him, "Are you sure you can beat him?" That is seriously the stupidest question I have ever asked him.
He says, "Don't you dare worry about me. I've beaten people much better than him." Hehehe, he even decided to play along.
Seto was awesome!! He was all kickflips and spinflips and hooks and jabs and spinny Kendo Sticks. It was so cool to watch!! James, on the other hand, might as well have been a big blob of jelly.
And it looked like Seto might just reduce him to that.
"Seto, stop. He doesn't deserve to die!" Wow.did I just say that?
Seto looked back sheepishly at me. "Sorry!! I just got caught up in what I was doing, I guess."
"James, go. Go immediately. If you come near me again, I won't stop Seto from seriously hurting you." I have never seen anyone run so fast in my whole life.
Daine, Crissy, Malik and Yugi were all a little late at getting back. Oh well. It gave Seto and I more time to.talk.
We all started roasting marshmallows and making smores. Daine sent a burning marshmallow flying straight at Seto. He ducked it easily, but still. Thank goodness it hadn't been aimed at Yugi, who knows if he could have gotton all that hair out of the way in time?
We sang the most ridiculous songs!! Many, many were pulled from our Girlscout troups, some were annoying bus songs (the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song went on the longest before we had to stop because we laughed too hard.) and some were encore's from Daine, Crissy, and my first talent show.
Since 4 of us had come in a helicopter, and it was impossible to land the beast in our yard, Seto called 3 separate limos. How sweet!!
I think I sorta fell asleep on our way home.oh come on, we had a REALLY LONG DAY. So Seto once again carried me, this time up to my room. I woke up again when he kissed my nose. And promptly fell asleep by the time he had shut the door.
So completely in love with my Kendo Stick wielding b/f!!
Jewel Valentine
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