Chapter 9

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Mokuba: Let's go to the Temple of Time!

Yami: Why?

Mokuba: We learn another song there.

Yami: Is it like the Minuet of Forest?

Mokuba: I think so.

Yami: Ok. Let's go.

~ Temple of Time ~

Yami: Is it ALWAYS Shiek who teaches us the songs?

Mokuba: Yeah.

Yami: That gets boring after a while.

Mokuba: It does.

Yami: Maybe someone ELSE will do it this time.

Shiek: No, not this time. Sadly.

Mokuba: Nuts.

Shiek: I KNOW!!!

Authoress: I would, but I can't remember it. I can only remember the Bolero of Fire ^^;;;;

Shiek: :O Then get playing on that new game ya made then!!!

Authoress: . . . I will . . . tomorrow (Oct. 13) is Thanksgiving ( for Canada ), so I might. Or I might type more. Hopefully my two styes will go down for Tuesday * whimpers *

Yami: Aww . . . poor girl.

Authoress: * sighs * It sucks . . . . I'll see you guys later! I have to get this plot going ya know!

Shiek: . . . anyway, here's the Prelude of Light * plays it *

Yami: * plays it as well *

~ Death Mountain Trail ~

Mokuba: Let's go visit Yami Bakura!

Yami: Why should we visit the baka tomb robber?

Mokuba: -_-;; He isnt' a tomb robber in this story. He's the leader of the Gorons. He might know where the Fire temple is.

Yami: Oh. Then he might be able to explain why the ring of smoke here is on fire. * points to ring of smoke, which is now currently on fire *

Mokuba: We might want to bring a separate fire extinguisher just for your hair.

Yami: Har har Mokuba. Very funny.

~ Goron City ~

Yami: * looks around * Oh. No one's home. * turns to leave *

Mokuba: Not so fast * grabs Yami's shirt *

Yami: I don't see anyone.

Mokuba: Do you hear that noise?

Yami: * strains his ear * Sounds like someone's bowling.

Mokuba: Yeah. And last time I was here, Yugi almost got ran over when there was a scene change.

Yami: Ah. And you think that guy might still be rolling around?

Mokuba: Yep.

Soon, they find the cause of the rolling, but it won't stop . . .

Yami: * gets up and dusts himself off * That's the third time he's rolled on me! How do we stop him?

Mokuba: I don't know! * bumps into a bomb flower, making it explode as the Goron rolls by *

Duke: What did you do that for?!?!

Yami: Duke? Did the authoress run out of people to put into this role?

Duke: Yeah. . . . and random people are probably gonna be put in the next temple * shudders *

Mokuba: What were you doing rolling around like that?

Duke: I was on FIRE dummy! I managed to put it out as I rolled though.

Mokuba: -_-;

Yami: Where's that baka tomb robber?

Duke: You mean Yami Bakura?

Mokuba: Yeah.

Duke: Right. Anyway, in this game he's my 'dad'.

Mokuba: o.O

Yami: How do Gorons reproduce? I can't imagine . . . GAH!!! MY EYES!!! * quickly covers his eyes *

Duke: I don't want to know either.

Mokuba: Where's Yami Bakura?

Duke: He went into the Fire temple, which is in the volcano.

Yami: How did they survive building it?

Mokuba: One of the ancient sages must've been a goron when it was built.

Duke: Or they all wore goron tunics.

Yami: They make you fire proof?

Duke: Heat proof anyway. Not sure about the fire proof.

Mokuba: Then if it IS fire proof, it should keep Yami's hair from going on fire.

Duke: That would be nice. I heard it wasn't very pleasant at Strings tomb.

Yami: * rolls eyes *

Mokuba: Can we have some?

Duke: I've got one left.

Yami: And I get it.

Mokuba: Why not me?

Duke: Your too small for it.

Yami: Besides, you're a fairy. And for some reason, you fairies can withstand the heat.

Mokuba: Hmm . . . mental note, ask people why I'm invincible to heat * scribbles on some random paper from nowhere with a pen that came from nowhere in particular *

Yami: I don't know where that came from . . . .

~ Inside the volcano ~

Yami: * is wearing his new tunic * * looks at himself * I would prefer it in black . . .

Mokuba: Too bad. Now let's get this temple done with.

Yami: Ok * uses hookshot to cross the bridge *

Authoress: I Yami!!!

Mokuba: AHHH!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!

Authoress: I'm teaching the Bolero of Fire!

Yami: Why not Shiek?

Authoress: Shiek is rehearsing the other tunes.

Yami: Ah.

Mokuba: How do I know you're not making that up?

Authoress: Because Shiek IS practicing! Why don't you call her?

Yami: I don't have a phone. Besides, I couldn't work one to save my life.

Mokuba: Then how did you work it when you were looking for Téa in that one episode where Marik was Namu?

Yami: I used some of Yugi's knowledge to use it. Other then that, I don't use it. Last time, it blew up in my face. * mumbles to self * poor hair . . .

Authoress: uh-huuh . . . . . . anyway, here's the song you need. * plays Bolero of Fire *

Yami: * does the same *

Mokuba: Why would we want to transport here?

Authoress: Well, for those players who are perfectionists and want to get everything, then you would.

Yami: But we AREN'T going to get everything.

Authoress: Or so you say . . .

Yami: * worried nagging sound * mmmm . . . .

Authoress: Anyway, off you go. From the frying pan and into the fire! * disappears in blue smoke *

Mokuba: -_-;;

~ Fire Temple ~

Yami: hmmm . . . right or left . . .

Mokuba: Let's flip a coin.

Yami: We don't' have any coins.

Mokuba: Then let's flip a rupee.

Yami: But they are exactly the same on the other side!

Mokuba: I have something that could change that . . .

Mokuba scribbles with a permanent marker on one side of a rupee, and then flips it.

Mokuba: Marked side is left!

It lands marked up.

Yami: You do realize that we can't use that rupee to buy anything now, don't you?

Mokuba: Oh well. Maybe we can give it to a keese or something to get rid of it.

Yami: . . . You mean BRIBING a MONSTER?!

Mokuba: Why not?

Yami: I've never seen it done before. That's all.

~ Room on the Left ~

Yami: Tomb robber! * growls *

Yami Bakura: Oh. It's you.

Mokuba: What are you doing here?

Yami Bakura: What do you think? I'm doing my role, baka!

Seto: * in normal clothes * No one calls my brother an idiot! Prepare to DIE!!!

Yami: Where did YOU come from?

Mokuba: * shrugs * He probably won't answer you. But I don't' think even HE knows where he came from.

Yami: * watching Yami Bakura and Kaiba fight in a dust cloud (never thought I would see Kaiba in one . . . ) * Let's go and leave them alone . . . .

Mokuba: Good idea . . .

~ Room with the Maze and rolling BOULDERS!!! ~

Yami: * looks around, UNAWARE of the dangers in the room * Looks safe enough . . . * walks out * AAHH!!! * runs back *

Mokuba: There are boulders in this room!

Yami: I don't' want to get ran over! What should we do?

Mokuba: Use that Scarecrow song!

Yami: How would the scarecrow get up here? Especially in the FIRE temple?

Mokuba: I don't' know. Just play the song.

Yami: * plays song *

Scarecrow: * pops up WAAAAAAAAYYY higher and father away from them *

Mokuba: * sighs * gaaaahhh . . .

Yami: Back to the old drawing board . . . whatever that is.

~ Megaton Hammer's room ~

Mokuba: Look what's up past the flames!

Yami: A chest.

Mokuba: Yeah! What do you think is in there?

Yami: Food?

Mokuba: I don't think its food, Yami . . .

Yami: Oh. Maybe it's the dungeons treasure.

Mokuba: What makes you say that?

Yami: Look at the rusty switches past it.

Mokuba: * looks at rusty switches * Oh. I see your point.

Yami: Right. Now let's press the switch and get the chest * presses switch, and climbs up the spiral, nearly falling a couple times *

Mokuba: We made it!

Yami: * gets Megaton hammer * That's IT?!?!

Mokuba: All right!! Now let's go hammer somethin'!

~ When Yami pounds that thing and he lands in the chamber before the boss' room ~

Yami: -_-; They're still fighting . . . * sees Kaiba and Yami Bakura dueling, but they have some injuries *

Mokuba: And they didn't even notice our entrance!

Yami: . . . . . let's see if Yami Bakura can open the door to the boss' lair for us!

Mokuba: Ok!!! * takes key while Yami Bakura is busy dueling *

Yami: * opens door and goes inside *

Kaiba: I play the Blue Eyes White Dragon, and blast your life points!

Yami Bakura: Nuts. * looks for key * Where'd my key go?

Kaiba: And why is that door open? It was locked before we finished!

~ Boss' Room ~

Yami: * looks around * The gorons said that we would be facing a dragon in here.

Mokuba: I think I found it. * laughs *

Volvagia * aka, Baby Dragon * * whimpers *

Yami: -_-;;; We have to kill this thing?

Mokuba: This thing eats gorons?

Yami: How does it digest?

Mokuba: Beats me.

A Time Wizard suddenly appears out of nowhere. And then Baby Dragon becomes a Thousand Dragon.

Yami: Ah. I see . . .

Thousand Dragon: * snorts, and lets fire out of its nose *

Mokuba: Eww . . .

Yami: * pounds dragon with Megaton Hammer . . . right on the head *

Thousand Dragon: * nearly burns Yami *

Yami: oO * smoke is coming off him * ouchie . . .

Mokuba: Hammer it again!

Yami: You don't' have to tell me twice!! * pounds it over and over again * This is for burning my hair!!!!!

Thousand Dragon: X_X

~ Chamber of Sages ~

Yami and Mokuba are on their platform, and they see Yami Bakura come out of the red platform. But he has a black eye and a bandage around his left arm. And a bleeding cut too.

Yami: What happened to you?

Yami Bakura: I didn't think Kaiba would be stronger then that. He has such skinny arms . . . you wouldn't think they would make a black eye.

Mokuba: -_-+ * anger vein is popping out of his head * count to ten . . . count to ten . . .

Yami: How about you give me your Medallion?

Yami Bakura: What Medallion? This one? * holds up red Medallion *

Mokuba: * nods *

Yami Bakura: Oh. This useless thing. Go ahead. Take it. I don't' need it. * gives it to Yami *

Yami: 2 down, 3 to go!!

Mokuba: Woot!

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Sorry for the late update. My styes keep coming up. And schoolwork didn't help either.

Yugi: You ALWAYS have styes!

This is my 4th one this year!!! T_T

Yugi: Uh-huh . . .