Chapter 10
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Yami: Time to go to the Water temple.
Mokuba: I think the Zoras know where it is.
Yami: Well duh. It's like being a kid again - only with two more temples.
Mokuba: At least you didn't have to go through the light temple ya know.
Yami: * shrugs * I guess . . .
~ Zora's Domain ~
Mokuba: WOAH!! This place is FROZEN!!!
Yami: Where's the Zoras?
Mokuba: I wonder if Bakura is still here.
Yami: -_-;
They walk up the path, and see Mako, in an interesting state . . .
Mokuba: HE'S frozen too!
Yami: Maybe it's cause he doesn't really move much.
Mokuba: You would think he would've moved enough so that he wouldn't be frozen in RED ICE!
Yami: Yeah.
~ Zora's Fountain ~
Mokuba: Where'd the fish go?
Yami: It couldn't have died. We would be seeing rotting remains or something like that.
Mokuba: Ew.
Yami: Yeah, that IS gross.
Mokuba: Do I see a cave over there? * points past Jabu Jabu's platform thing *
Yami: * squinting * Yeah, I think there's a cave. * looks at Mokuba * Aw, not ANOTHER cave! I just got out of the fire temple!
Mokuba: And it's ICE!!
Yami: * sighs *
~ Frozen Cavern ~
Mokuba: * looks around * Was this place not as cold when Jabu Jabu was here?
Yami: Why are you asking me?
Mokuba: No one else to talk too, I guess.
Yami: * starts walking, and sliding on the ice * Woah!! * crashes into the wall *
Mokuba: Owie . . .
Yami: @_@ Wasn't there a ring for this in one of the other games?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: @_@ I wonder if I could get that ring . . . * faints from blow to the head, courtesy of the wall *
Mokuba: It's gonna be a loooong chapter.
~ The room with silver rupees and a swirling blade in the center ~
Yami: Oh crap.
Mokuba: I agree.
They watch the blade spin and spin . . . and see the only way out is through red ice, and collecting the rupees.
Yami: -_-; Whose bright idea was this?
Mokuba: We have to start questioning these people's abilities at making games.
Yami: I agree * sighs * Well, let's go get the rupees.
Mokuba: Let's start with that one! * points to the one near the blades center *
Yami: -_-; You want to go for the dangerous ones don't' you?
Mokuba: Are you saying I should get it?
Yami: Yes. I'll go get the others * walks off *
Mokuba: :o That isn't very nice!
Yami: Life isn't nice. * gets a rupee * These are worth 50!
Mokuba: And with 5 of them, that would make . . .
Yami: I think 250.
Mokuba: * counts on fingers * Yeah, that's right.
Yami: How much do we have now?
Mokuba: . . . . . . none.
Yami: You mean we're broke?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: How did that happen?
Mokuba: Could it be that hair gel you bought the other day?
Yami: After the fire temple, my hair NEEDED something!
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * riiiiight . . . . . .
~ Room with the Ice Keese ~
Yami: What's this fire for?
Mokuba: Melting the red ice?
Yami . . . I knew that.
Mokuba: -_-;
Yami: * gets frozen from the Ice Keese *
Mokuba: HA HA!!!
~ Near the Iron Boots ~
Yami: That room with the sliding blocks was annoying.
Mokuba: And your wallet is full now.
Yami: When does this freaking cave END?!?!
Mokuba: When we get the item for this place.
Yami: And how close is it?
Mokuba: I think another couple rooms.
Yami: * muttering to himself * just two more rooms, just two more rooms . . .
~ Iron Boots room ~
Yami: Is it in that chest?
Mokuba: Yep! * flies towards it, but meets a Wolfos that pops out of the ground *
Yami: Do those things ALWAYS come out of the ground?
Mokuba: As far as I know, yes.
Wolfos: Uh-oh.
Yami: What's wrong?
Wolfos: I'm allergic to fairies.
Mokuba: You're allergic to me?
Wolfos: Yes. I go in hives when one touches me. And since your hand grazed me when I popped up, thanks a lot. Now I have to go to the doctor, thanks to you!
Mokuba: Eep! Sorry pal!
Wolfos: I'm no 'pal' of yours! * slashes at Mokuba *
Yami: Why are you attacking him if your allergic to him?
Wolfos: * pauses * Good point. * hives start breaking * Uh-oh. Gotta go. See ya! * dashes off *
Yami: * moves his index finger near his ear in a circular motion *
Mokuba: I agree.
Yami: * takes the Iron Boots from the chest * That's it? Boots that will make me sink?
Mokuba: And drown?
Shiek: I see that you guys are clueless . . .
Yami: Yeah.
Mokuba: -_-; Thanks for the encouragement Téa.
Shiek: Your welcome! ^_^
Yami: Are you here to teach us a song?
Shiek: Yeah. I wish there was more I could do though.
Mokuba: Like what?
Shiek: Well, something like . . . . being in Mai's role. I would've preferred that.
Yami: You mean being an attendant?
Shiek: Yeah.
Mokuba: Just teach us the song already.
Shiek: Ok. * plays Serenade of Water *
Yami: * does the same *
Shiek: And now to advance, you need to de-freeze the Zora king. You'll need the Zora's tunic.
Yami: It'll help me breathe under water?
Mokuba: Yeah, judging by how the Goron tunic helped.
~ Zora's Domain ~
Yami: So I just dump it on him, and then it'll melt, giving him no harm?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: Ok * dumps blue fire on Mako *
Mako: HOT!!!! HOT!!!!
Yami: You said it wouldn't hurt him!
Mokuba: I thought it wouldn't!
Yami: Oh.
Mako: Why did you guys have to burn me?
Mokuba: We were freeing you from the ice!!
Mako: And burned me at the same time!
Yami: That was an accident Mako!!!
Mako: . . . riiight.
Mokuba: Can we have the Zora tunic?
Mako: This thing? * holds it up * It doesn't look like it would fit Yami . . .
Yami: Why? Is it a size too small?
Mako: Yes, it is a size too small Yami.
Mokuba: Can we get it in his size?
Mako: Yeah, but it'll take about a week to make.
Yami: -_-; The sooner you give it to me, the sooner we'll be done with this stupid parody!!
Mako: OH!! Now that you put it that way . . .
~ Lake of the Annoying Tektites ~
Yami: That was fast.
Mokuba: Compared to what he said, yeah, it was fast.
Yami: I didn't think this place would be so dry.
Mokuba: Me neither.
Seto: Stupid . . . authoress . . . I'm gonna get her back for this . . .
Yami: Shut up Kaiba. It wasn't THAT bad!
Seto: That's what you think . . . .
Mokuba: Err . . . let's go get inside that temple, Yami . . . ^^;;;
Yami: Good idea * gets in the water with his Zora Tunic and Iron Boots * What now?
Mokuba: Hit that thing with your hookshot.
Yami: ^__^ OK!! * hits the eye thing *
Mokuba: You and Yugi like to have happy weapons, don't you?
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There! Now I've also saved the rest of the fic into a separate document, cause you have NO IDEA how long it takes to cut the rest of it.
Yugi: That's only cause you keep those chapters.
But I LIKE to keep them! Oh, and my stye is gone!! Yay for me!
Yugi: You keep spelling it wrong. It's sty. Not stye.
Oh well :P
~
Yami: Time to go to the Water temple.
Mokuba: I think the Zoras know where it is.
Yami: Well duh. It's like being a kid again - only with two more temples.
Mokuba: At least you didn't have to go through the light temple ya know.
Yami: * shrugs * I guess . . .
~ Zora's Domain ~
Mokuba: WOAH!! This place is FROZEN!!!
Yami: Where's the Zoras?
Mokuba: I wonder if Bakura is still here.
Yami: -_-;
They walk up the path, and see Mako, in an interesting state . . .
Mokuba: HE'S frozen too!
Yami: Maybe it's cause he doesn't really move much.
Mokuba: You would think he would've moved enough so that he wouldn't be frozen in RED ICE!
Yami: Yeah.
~ Zora's Fountain ~
Mokuba: Where'd the fish go?
Yami: It couldn't have died. We would be seeing rotting remains or something like that.
Mokuba: Ew.
Yami: Yeah, that IS gross.
Mokuba: Do I see a cave over there? * points past Jabu Jabu's platform thing *
Yami: * squinting * Yeah, I think there's a cave. * looks at Mokuba * Aw, not ANOTHER cave! I just got out of the fire temple!
Mokuba: And it's ICE!!
Yami: * sighs *
~ Frozen Cavern ~
Mokuba: * looks around * Was this place not as cold when Jabu Jabu was here?
Yami: Why are you asking me?
Mokuba: No one else to talk too, I guess.
Yami: * starts walking, and sliding on the ice * Woah!! * crashes into the wall *
Mokuba: Owie . . .
Yami: @_@ Wasn't there a ring for this in one of the other games?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: @_@ I wonder if I could get that ring . . . * faints from blow to the head, courtesy of the wall *
Mokuba: It's gonna be a loooong chapter.
~ The room with silver rupees and a swirling blade in the center ~
Yami: Oh crap.
Mokuba: I agree.
They watch the blade spin and spin . . . and see the only way out is through red ice, and collecting the rupees.
Yami: -_-; Whose bright idea was this?
Mokuba: We have to start questioning these people's abilities at making games.
Yami: I agree * sighs * Well, let's go get the rupees.
Mokuba: Let's start with that one! * points to the one near the blades center *
Yami: -_-; You want to go for the dangerous ones don't' you?
Mokuba: Are you saying I should get it?
Yami: Yes. I'll go get the others * walks off *
Mokuba: :o That isn't very nice!
Yami: Life isn't nice. * gets a rupee * These are worth 50!
Mokuba: And with 5 of them, that would make . . .
Yami: I think 250.
Mokuba: * counts on fingers * Yeah, that's right.
Yami: How much do we have now?
Mokuba: . . . . . . none.
Yami: You mean we're broke?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: How did that happen?
Mokuba: Could it be that hair gel you bought the other day?
Yami: After the fire temple, my hair NEEDED something!
Mokuba: * rolls eyes * riiiiight . . . . . .
~ Room with the Ice Keese ~
Yami: What's this fire for?
Mokuba: Melting the red ice?
Yami . . . I knew that.
Mokuba: -_-;
Yami: * gets frozen from the Ice Keese *
Mokuba: HA HA!!!
~ Near the Iron Boots ~
Yami: That room with the sliding blocks was annoying.
Mokuba: And your wallet is full now.
Yami: When does this freaking cave END?!?!
Mokuba: When we get the item for this place.
Yami: And how close is it?
Mokuba: I think another couple rooms.
Yami: * muttering to himself * just two more rooms, just two more rooms . . .
~ Iron Boots room ~
Yami: Is it in that chest?
Mokuba: Yep! * flies towards it, but meets a Wolfos that pops out of the ground *
Yami: Do those things ALWAYS come out of the ground?
Mokuba: As far as I know, yes.
Wolfos: Uh-oh.
Yami: What's wrong?
Wolfos: I'm allergic to fairies.
Mokuba: You're allergic to me?
Wolfos: Yes. I go in hives when one touches me. And since your hand grazed me when I popped up, thanks a lot. Now I have to go to the doctor, thanks to you!
Mokuba: Eep! Sorry pal!
Wolfos: I'm no 'pal' of yours! * slashes at Mokuba *
Yami: Why are you attacking him if your allergic to him?
Wolfos: * pauses * Good point. * hives start breaking * Uh-oh. Gotta go. See ya! * dashes off *
Yami: * moves his index finger near his ear in a circular motion *
Mokuba: I agree.
Yami: * takes the Iron Boots from the chest * That's it? Boots that will make me sink?
Mokuba: And drown?
Shiek: I see that you guys are clueless . . .
Yami: Yeah.
Mokuba: -_-; Thanks for the encouragement Téa.
Shiek: Your welcome! ^_^
Yami: Are you here to teach us a song?
Shiek: Yeah. I wish there was more I could do though.
Mokuba: Like what?
Shiek: Well, something like . . . . being in Mai's role. I would've preferred that.
Yami: You mean being an attendant?
Shiek: Yeah.
Mokuba: Just teach us the song already.
Shiek: Ok. * plays Serenade of Water *
Yami: * does the same *
Shiek: And now to advance, you need to de-freeze the Zora king. You'll need the Zora's tunic.
Yami: It'll help me breathe under water?
Mokuba: Yeah, judging by how the Goron tunic helped.
~ Zora's Domain ~
Yami: So I just dump it on him, and then it'll melt, giving him no harm?
Mokuba: Yep.
Yami: Ok * dumps blue fire on Mako *
Mako: HOT!!!! HOT!!!!
Yami: You said it wouldn't hurt him!
Mokuba: I thought it wouldn't!
Yami: Oh.
Mako: Why did you guys have to burn me?
Mokuba: We were freeing you from the ice!!
Mako: And burned me at the same time!
Yami: That was an accident Mako!!!
Mako: . . . riiight.
Mokuba: Can we have the Zora tunic?
Mako: This thing? * holds it up * It doesn't look like it would fit Yami . . .
Yami: Why? Is it a size too small?
Mako: Yes, it is a size too small Yami.
Mokuba: Can we get it in his size?
Mako: Yeah, but it'll take about a week to make.
Yami: -_-; The sooner you give it to me, the sooner we'll be done with this stupid parody!!
Mako: OH!! Now that you put it that way . . .
~ Lake of the Annoying Tektites ~
Yami: That was fast.
Mokuba: Compared to what he said, yeah, it was fast.
Yami: I didn't think this place would be so dry.
Mokuba: Me neither.
Seto: Stupid . . . authoress . . . I'm gonna get her back for this . . .
Yami: Shut up Kaiba. It wasn't THAT bad!
Seto: That's what you think . . . .
Mokuba: Err . . . let's go get inside that temple, Yami . . . ^^;;;
Yami: Good idea * gets in the water with his Zora Tunic and Iron Boots * What now?
Mokuba: Hit that thing with your hookshot.
Yami: ^__^ OK!! * hits the eye thing *
Mokuba: You and Yugi like to have happy weapons, don't you?
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There! Now I've also saved the rest of the fic into a separate document, cause you have NO IDEA how long it takes to cut the rest of it.
Yugi: That's only cause you keep those chapters.
But I LIKE to keep them! Oh, and my stye is gone!! Yay for me!
Yugi: You keep spelling it wrong. It's sty. Not stye.
Oh well :P