Jewel: Wow.I actually got COMPLAINTS for being lazy and doing a so called
NORMAL disclaimer last time.I can't believe most of you people read these!
Rabid Lawyers: *Drop LARGE stone walls around Jewel* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OF COURSE THEY READ THE DISCLAIMER!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!!!
Jewel: *Jumping up like a rabbit over walls to speak* Not! Me! I! Never! Read! Them! Unless! They're! Normally! Funny!
Rabid Lawyers: *Push large stone tablet over the top of the box*
Jewel: *Muffled* Can't! BREATHE!!!
Rabid Lawyers: *Evil Demonic Laughter*
Jewel: IF I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Rabid Lawyers: OH...darn..*Remove box*
Jewel: Thank you! I..as much as it pains me to say it..do not own Yugioh..
Rabid Lawyers: *Put box back*
Jewel: HEY!!!!! THAT'S NOT NICE!!!!
Rabid Lawyers: Hehehehehehee...
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OK, even though I'm completely freaking out, I'll finish telling you about our duel. OK:
"I'll play Sticky Fingers!"
Now, Yonto was really off-guard. "HUH??"
"It takes all Face Down Cards and gives them to the card holder."
I studied Yonto's face down cards. And..YES!! Ultimate offering!!
So I sacrificed Rose of the Samurai to Summon: FIRE UNICORN, even all powered up by the Spirit of Fire Magic Card!
So I got Yonto's locator disk, best card, and a well-deserved apology.
OK, while I was waiting for Yugi to call me, Jewel called.
"Um.Crissy? You'd better get to the hospital..."
FREAKING OUT NOW!!!!!!!
Right after Jewel called, so did the hospital..
"Miss Valentine? This is Domino Hospital. We found your phone number inside Mr. Yugi Motot's wallet.."
"I'm there!"
I hung up, like on Jewel, before they could tell me what had happened. I was panicing, crying and trying to drive a motorcycle. Not a great combination..
When I got to the hospital (escorted by a cop, looooonnnggg story) I rushed to thte hospital room they told me he was in.
"Yugi?"
"Oh, hi Crissy. What's wrong?"
What's WRONG?? WHAT'S WRONG?????? My boyfriend has this huge bandage on his arm, a bruise on his head, and he asks me WHAT'S WRONG?????
I totally broke down, I collapsed into the bedside chair and basically sobbed out, "Wh-what happened?"
Yugi's face got all red, and he opened his mouth.
"Don't you DARE lie to me.."
He hung his head. "We.we wanted to surprise you guys and then Malik saw a monkey. We placed bets on who can catch it..so me, Kai-SETO and Mokuba went up in his helicopter. We went on the leg things to get the monkey, and K-SETO and Mokuba fell onto this huge building. I had to land the thing, then Mokuba saw the monkey on my head (when we got to the ground) and tackled me to get it. I got clipped by a bicycle messenger, apparently fell backwards and whacked my head on some crazy noodle-cart vending machine.."
Now I was laughing. Like stomach cramp laughing.
"My first story was gonna be better!"
I didn't answer, because thin I was snorting out, "A n-n-noodle cart?" *Laugher*
Yugi looked, hurt, leterally. "I got six stitches!!" I settled down after aboiut three minutes.
"Well, I'm glad you're okay. But, next time, don't try to lie to me."
He looked really sheepish. Awww...he's just too cute to be mad at him for too long!
"And Yami! You ought to know better!!" Yami looked sheepish too..
"Umm.I kinda.um.."
*Quick switch to Yugi* "He said we should!!"
Oh boy..they are in trouble..
Crissy Valentine
PS: I won't do more than one PS, see?
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Oh shut up, Crissy!
Anyway, Malik remains in the hospital, because of the..*snort*..monkey..
Actually, the monkey story WAS true...Kaiba.erm..Seto and Yugi got hurt as wel. Nothing serious, though. I've found out that my driving is hereditary..*glares pointedly at Cristal and Jewel who gasp and TRY to look innocent..*
BTW, Mokuba won the contest dealie, but he was so excited that he dropped the monkey and it escaped. So, the monkey is still rampaging aboiut Domino City..
Oh yeah.I was going up to see Malik at the hospital carrying get well attire. Ya know, the small get well bag consisting of cards, stuffed animals (a monkey), a book, a balloon, a "few" pieces of candy..OK, so I nearly bought out the whole store.but that's not the point!!
I was trying to cram all this into the elevator, when Mokuba walks up.
"Daine?"
I turn around dropping everything. "DARN!!! Hey Mokuba!"
Mokuba came to help me, "So why are you here?"
I giggled, "Malik broke his leg." I know it wasn't funny, but I kept imagining the monkey..
Mokuba took in the fact that I was virtually in a fit of hysterical breakdown dealie and says, "Monkey?"
We both laugh so hard we attracted the attention of a few nurses who asked us who our supervisors were, and why we weren't in our nice white jackets...
We tried to explain that we weren't crazy, but then they asked us why we were laughing so hard..soooo..Mokuba launches into the monkey story before I can stop him..
Sot the people drag him away somewhere. I would have followed, but I had promised Malik..
I finally got everthing upstairs, and I walk into Malik's room.
"Hello, Malik!"
"BIRDY!!!"
Oops..I had forgotten that they put him on "Happy" drugs, because he was allergic to something else..so now I was stuck, for two more days (that's when they take him off the drugs) with:
"BALLOON!! IT FLIES!!!!"
Gosh, I'm gonna be reduced to counting the seconds until they let him out of here.
"Hi, Aundaine!"
OMG!! That scared me. Malik was suddenly talking like a 'normal' person!
"HEY!! You're supposed to be virtually crazy from the happy pills!"
He smiles, "I was just kidding..but I AM happy.."
Oh dear.what were they thinking?! I stick to my belief of doctors; "If they don't know, they assign a random pain drug and make up some really big word."
I told Malik about Mokuba nd he ordered me to check on him. I guess it was kind of my fault that they thought he was insane.
I walked down the hall, casually. The front desk lady was snoring on her keyboard.
"Excuse me?"
She awoke with a start. "Wh-what?" She gazed around stupidly. "What do you need?"
"Umm...I visiting a..mental patient..l.he was just admitted a few hours ago.."
"OH! The one that thinks he's Seto Kaiba's brother?"
"Umm.yeah.."
"Room 107."
"Thanks!!"
I ran to 107 and opened the door. Mokuba was sitting in a straight jacket, staring blankly at the wall. "Mokuba?" He tries to get up, forgetting that his hands are strapped to his chest. (I'm sorry, but it was really funny to watch.)
I finally decided to help him out of the straight jacket. Then we ran. When we finally reached the safety of the McDonald's across the street, Mokuba told me his story. I feel sorry for the people who have to listen to those stupid psychiatrist people. I mean, sure they're insane, but that's no reason to torture them!!!
Aundaine Valentine
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Mokuba taken for a crazy person, then put in a straight jacket.
Malik on happy gas..and pills.
Seto nursing his wounded head.
Daine BUYING OUT THE GIFT SHOP BEFORE I COULD GET THERE!!!
Yugi falling into a noodle cart.
I'm sorry *bows head* but this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
So, since Kaiba was "wounded" (BTW, I'm calling him Kaiba until he gets out of this funk) and Daine reduced my shopping options *glares again at Daine* I decided I'd better go battle some random people and let off some steam.
Let's see, Goths, idiots, cheerleaders, fan clubs, freaks, fashion rejects, jocks, random hott guys (the only bad thing about having a b/f is no flirting with other guys!).
PERFECT!!! Another rare hunter! S-Kaiba told me that some of them have extremely rare cards, but very few can figure out how to use them to their fullest potential, leaving lots of pretty loopholes for people like me to attack them through.
Hmmm..nails - Check. Deck - Check. Hair - Windblown from motorcycle ride. Oh well, I'll deal with it..
"I challenge you to a duel!!" Wow. I really need to figure out a better opener to duels than that..and soon.
Really, I'm mainly doing this to get other duelists out into the open. If I'm gonna get through this tournament without Seto's ehlp (it's so hard not to cheat!) I need to start dueling soon! So a nice, flashy duel with a rare hunter with lots of spectators should draw them out, right? OK? OK!
It felt so good to be out dueling again! I twas like my deck want4ed me to win; it kept putting the exact cards I wanted into my hand when I drew!
Nevertheless, it WAS a hard fight..the guy had a good combination of all different cards, so I couldn't really tell what type he'd play next.
OK, so maybe I over dramatized. I was having fun yelling, "Water Unicorn, ATTACK!!" and doing all these spinny things and yelling insults at the guy in the robe and feeling all powerful like. It's kinda intoxicating..
I finally got my Water Unicorn out, and after using an accessory card I got from Kaiba called Hooves of Ice, I had a direct attack at his Life Points, knocking him to zero.
Then one of the huge screens light up and Kaiba's face appears and it says; "Great battle Jewel! Allow me to take you to dinner for celebrating!"
Of course, Daine pushes him aside to say, "Yeah, yeah, great battle, sis, but after your date with Mr. Technological here, you're helping me with something, alright?"
Only Daine would push Seto out of his chair and onto the floor while broadcasting. 'Cept maybe Crissy...which she proceeded to do as soon as he got back just so she could add, "YEAH!! Daine's got this great plan to rescue.erm..that's not the greatest thing to say over broadcast, is it?"
Vigorous nods from everyone in the room. Apparently, even Mokuba, Malik, and Yugi were there.
I took off at a run for my bike and drove as fast as possible. Hope this is good!
Jewel Valentine
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OMG!! It was oh so cool!! I got to push Kaiba AND get my face on a huge screen! But I wasn't that articulate though.."Yeah"...How lame is that?
But, there was a cainine in doggy doo-doo that our group was destined to save!!
One quick limo ride over to Bakura's house, a bunch of freaky black clothes and masks, and a handy dandy lock-picking boyfriend, and we WERE SOOO IN! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Daine calls for Fuzzy, while we keep watch. Icouldn't stop giggling because Yugi's hair under a hood mask deal was really a sight to see!
Fuzzy comes leaping into Daine's arms. They hugged, they kissed, they made small talk. It nearly brought tears to my eyes.
It was going strangely smooth when Bakura walks in.
OK, imagine your living room filled with robber-looking people, one of which is holding your dog. In this situation, what does Bakura do? He faints. Yeah, y'all heard me right, he fainted!!
I coulda died laughing buy we DID need to get out with Fuzzy..
We fled the scene of the crime, piled into the limo, and crumpled with laughter, or, in Fuzzy's case, barking..
We decided to let Fuzzy stay at our home, but we didn't know what to say if the cops came after us. Seto said he saw Bakura kick Fuzzy (poor little guy!) so it would all be okay..
Oof.I need to cook tonight..Of course I'll be cooking a home made meal of..oh forget it..where's the phone? I need to order a BIIIIIIIIIG pizza..hehehe...
Crissy Valentine
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Fuzzy is safe! For now at least.we dressed in black (which is an awesomely slimming color!) and broke into Bakura's house. Even Malik came, cast and all! It was a bit of a challenge to fix Yugi's hair though..
We got in, grabbed Fuzzy and..Bakura walks in! Thank goodness that he fainted!
We bolted to the limo that Seto provided and burst into a fit of hysteria.
So, this morning I woke up to the spastic little puppy licking my face. I realized that we had no food for the poor beast..great thinking Daine..
I was on my way to the grocery store when I met Bakura. He started frantically explaining how someone had stolen Fuzzy. I was fighting hysteria and feigning shock when he asked to use my phone. He explained how his motorcycle broke down, and my house was like, right there..
"Um..the phone's..umm.disconnected today.it's.umm..broken?"
"Oh." He looked disappointed and suspicious.
I made some lame excuse and left rather hurridly..I'd bet anything that Bakura now knew where his dog went. SHOOT!! Stupid stupid STUPID!!
I headed straight back to my house and grabbed Fuzzy. I debated for a while just exactly how I was gonna ride my motorcycle and NOT drop Fuzzy.
Duh Daine! Call your boyfriend! So I called Malik and he agreed to come over. He took a taxi since his leg was broken. (By the *snort* monkey! *laughter*)
Why didn't I think to call a taxi? I can be so dumb sometimes! Grrr! Anyway.it took awhile, but I finally convinced him to keep Fuzzy at his place. So, Fuzzy (who we seriously need to re-name) is still safe, despite almost being found out.
I really didn't want to leave Fuzzy alone, so we decided to have a picnic lunch in the back yard. (OMG!! It is sooo funny watching Malik trying to use crutches at the same time..On top of that, he's only been inside my house a few times!)
So I carried my things and made Malik sit at the kitchen table making food. (He's probably a better cook than I am anyway!) I had just carried the last basket outside when Malik hobbled out.
"We're out of cheese."
I had JUST bought cheese! How could we be out already? I reckoned that Malik might not have been able to find it, so I went inside to help. And there was Fuzzy, under the table, eating the cheese.
After a brief tug of war game, I wrenched the now demented looking cheese away.
"Yeah, we're out of cheese."
So we ordered a pizza instead..hey! We'll still eat outside and everything! It's not cheating too much.is it?
BTW, Jewel *glares* WHY is there a giant burn spot on the lawn? Oh well.it's more grown out now anyway.hey! I blame Fuzzy!
ANYWAY.yeah..
Aundaine Valentine
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O!!! M!!!! G!!!!!!! Daine said Fuzzy was cute, but now.he is the MOST ADORABLE LITTLE DOG I'VE EVER SEEN!!! I'm SOOO glad we've got him at our house.
One tiny likkle problem, though. Bakura might have seen me when I was at the store. Hehehehehe.oops. I told him they were for my grandmother's dog's birthday..never mind that my grandmother will not go NEAR dogs..but he might have been dense enough to believe it!
I still keep thinking about Yugi, Seto, and Malik's hair under the "spy masks". More like socks, but whatever. It was all soo.soooo.SPIKY!!
Crissy, Daine and I just did these creepy Samurai braids. We had more than a little fun whipping them around like weapons beforehand. Yeah.I got hit by both Crissy and Daine's (And I'm sure I hit them too..hehehe.oops) and it HURT!!
But still...we walked in and what does Bakura do? Let's see.
A: Run at us, protecting his house.
B: Call the cops.
C: Faint dead in the middle of the living room.
That's right, y'all guessed it! Faint dead in the middle of the living room!!! It was sooo funny!! But, I suppose that it would be a pretty imposing picture to have people dressed like burglars in your living room..
So.guess what? SETO TOOK ME RIDING!! It was sooo ocool!! I've ridden a lot before, (Mom insisted on "Young lady" classes, don't ask, but they included LOTS of riding time, so I'm not complaining..much) and we both had SO much fun!
We rode Friesians. K, so they're not EXACTLY trail horses, but whatever! They're my favorite horses, 'cept maybe Trekhaners..or Gypsy Vanners.or Appendixes...or Quarter Horses..and Arabs are cute.oh, n/m! Just gimme a horse!!
We went thru woods.and fields (he found this part where there were butterflies EVERYWHERE, it was sooo cool) So, yeah, we were out ofr about..4-5 hours..
So that's what I was thinking of when I heard this clicking.then the door creaking. I was thinking, "Great, Mai's sneaking in AGAINA." So I decided I'd go get Crissy and Daine to yell at her with me, if they were up. It was only 11-ish.
Since they WERE up, we all went down, really quiet, and we noticed there were two people down there. And neither one was Mai.
TRISTAN AND BAKURA HAD BROKEN INTO OUR HOUSE!! THIS IS SOOO NOT COOL!!
Colorful language! Pink! Blue! Plurple! Green! Bakura figured out we rescued Fuzzy! And recruited Tristan to help him!
Thank goodness we had let Malik have Fuzzy for the night! Otherwise we were sooo busted! We ran back to Crissy's room.
Daine smirked, "Alright, Ms. Crissy-the-Samurai, jump out the window onto the tree outside so you can head them off when they run to the front door."
Crissy did a little double take. "What?"
I looked at her and said, "Oh, you can do it Crissy. You'll be fine." I turned to face Daine, "You and I need to grab garden fairies; Crissy, you need one too, if you can manage it." Thank goodness I had distributed them around the house!
"You want me to jump out of a window, keep my balance, then land noiselessly on the ground wile carrying a garden fairy AND NOT BREAK IT?"
"Yes." *Slightly dull reply from Daine*
"OK then!" *Energetic reply from Crissy*
So we decided on a quick descent, Daine and I would chuck fairies at them, hoping to scare more than anything, they'd run to the door Crissy had strung rope across. Then we'd tie them up, ask what they were doing here, and decide their verdict.
And it worked! They really should have waited longer so we were actually asleep, 'cause we were all awake and ready to umm.punish them for their offensive deed, to put it eloquently..
Oh it was soo fun! We threw the fairies, and they screamed like little girls! (Yeah, I was sure at that point it was Tristan and Bakura.)
Then we chased them around, throwing kicks, punches, and the occasional garden fairy at the two. Crissy tripped them from outside, then joined the chase.
We finally caught them, and well, I gotta go 'cause it's my turn to cook again..
Jewel Valentine
PS: I WILL be cooking tonight's dinner, not the pizza place! *Gasps of horror from Valentine sisters*
PPS: YES!! Now I have at three people assisting me!
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OK, people, y'all know what to do! Read and review!! All flames will be consumed by Crissy's Fire Unicorn, dissipated by Jewel's Water Unicorn, and the people who made them will be chased down by Daine's Lightning Unicorn. Happy? Good.
So press the little button.
It's right there.
TYPE!!
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Rabid Lawyers: *Drop LARGE stone walls around Jewel* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! OF COURSE THEY READ THE DISCLAIMER!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO!!!
Jewel: *Jumping up like a rabbit over walls to speak* Not! Me! I! Never! Read! Them! Unless! They're! Normally! Funny!
Rabid Lawyers: *Push large stone tablet over the top of the box*
Jewel: *Muffled* Can't! BREATHE!!!
Rabid Lawyers: *Evil Demonic Laughter*
Jewel: IF I CAN'T BREATHE I CAN'T DO THE DISCLAIMER!!!
Rabid Lawyers: OH...darn..*Remove box*
Jewel: Thank you! I..as much as it pains me to say it..do not own Yugioh..
Rabid Lawyers: *Put box back*
Jewel: HEY!!!!! THAT'S NOT NICE!!!!
Rabid Lawyers: Hehehehehehee...
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OK, even though I'm completely freaking out, I'll finish telling you about our duel. OK:
"I'll play Sticky Fingers!"
Now, Yonto was really off-guard. "HUH??"
"It takes all Face Down Cards and gives them to the card holder."
I studied Yonto's face down cards. And..YES!! Ultimate offering!!
So I sacrificed Rose of the Samurai to Summon: FIRE UNICORN, even all powered up by the Spirit of Fire Magic Card!
So I got Yonto's locator disk, best card, and a well-deserved apology.
OK, while I was waiting for Yugi to call me, Jewel called.
"Um.Crissy? You'd better get to the hospital..."
FREAKING OUT NOW!!!!!!!
Right after Jewel called, so did the hospital..
"Miss Valentine? This is Domino Hospital. We found your phone number inside Mr. Yugi Motot's wallet.."
"I'm there!"
I hung up, like on Jewel, before they could tell me what had happened. I was panicing, crying and trying to drive a motorcycle. Not a great combination..
When I got to the hospital (escorted by a cop, looooonnnggg story) I rushed to thte hospital room they told me he was in.
"Yugi?"
"Oh, hi Crissy. What's wrong?"
What's WRONG?? WHAT'S WRONG?????? My boyfriend has this huge bandage on his arm, a bruise on his head, and he asks me WHAT'S WRONG?????
I totally broke down, I collapsed into the bedside chair and basically sobbed out, "Wh-what happened?"
Yugi's face got all red, and he opened his mouth.
"Don't you DARE lie to me.."
He hung his head. "We.we wanted to surprise you guys and then Malik saw a monkey. We placed bets on who can catch it..so me, Kai-SETO and Mokuba went up in his helicopter. We went on the leg things to get the monkey, and K-SETO and Mokuba fell onto this huge building. I had to land the thing, then Mokuba saw the monkey on my head (when we got to the ground) and tackled me to get it. I got clipped by a bicycle messenger, apparently fell backwards and whacked my head on some crazy noodle-cart vending machine.."
Now I was laughing. Like stomach cramp laughing.
"My first story was gonna be better!"
I didn't answer, because thin I was snorting out, "A n-n-noodle cart?" *Laugher*
Yugi looked, hurt, leterally. "I got six stitches!!" I settled down after aboiut three minutes.
"Well, I'm glad you're okay. But, next time, don't try to lie to me."
He looked really sheepish. Awww...he's just too cute to be mad at him for too long!
"And Yami! You ought to know better!!" Yami looked sheepish too..
"Umm.I kinda.um.."
*Quick switch to Yugi* "He said we should!!"
Oh boy..they are in trouble..
Crissy Valentine
PS: I won't do more than one PS, see?
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Oh shut up, Crissy!
Anyway, Malik remains in the hospital, because of the..*snort*..monkey..
Actually, the monkey story WAS true...Kaiba.erm..Seto and Yugi got hurt as wel. Nothing serious, though. I've found out that my driving is hereditary..*glares pointedly at Cristal and Jewel who gasp and TRY to look innocent..*
BTW, Mokuba won the contest dealie, but he was so excited that he dropped the monkey and it escaped. So, the monkey is still rampaging aboiut Domino City..
Oh yeah.I was going up to see Malik at the hospital carrying get well attire. Ya know, the small get well bag consisting of cards, stuffed animals (a monkey), a book, a balloon, a "few" pieces of candy..OK, so I nearly bought out the whole store.but that's not the point!!
I was trying to cram all this into the elevator, when Mokuba walks up.
"Daine?"
I turn around dropping everything. "DARN!!! Hey Mokuba!"
Mokuba came to help me, "So why are you here?"
I giggled, "Malik broke his leg." I know it wasn't funny, but I kept imagining the monkey..
Mokuba took in the fact that I was virtually in a fit of hysterical breakdown dealie and says, "Monkey?"
We both laugh so hard we attracted the attention of a few nurses who asked us who our supervisors were, and why we weren't in our nice white jackets...
We tried to explain that we weren't crazy, but then they asked us why we were laughing so hard..soooo..Mokuba launches into the monkey story before I can stop him..
Sot the people drag him away somewhere. I would have followed, but I had promised Malik..
I finally got everthing upstairs, and I walk into Malik's room.
"Hello, Malik!"
"BIRDY!!!"
Oops..I had forgotten that they put him on "Happy" drugs, because he was allergic to something else..so now I was stuck, for two more days (that's when they take him off the drugs) with:
"BALLOON!! IT FLIES!!!!"
Gosh, I'm gonna be reduced to counting the seconds until they let him out of here.
"Hi, Aundaine!"
OMG!! That scared me. Malik was suddenly talking like a 'normal' person!
"HEY!! You're supposed to be virtually crazy from the happy pills!"
He smiles, "I was just kidding..but I AM happy.."
Oh dear.what were they thinking?! I stick to my belief of doctors; "If they don't know, they assign a random pain drug and make up some really big word."
I told Malik about Mokuba nd he ordered me to check on him. I guess it was kind of my fault that they thought he was insane.
I walked down the hall, casually. The front desk lady was snoring on her keyboard.
"Excuse me?"
She awoke with a start. "Wh-what?" She gazed around stupidly. "What do you need?"
"Umm...I visiting a..mental patient..l.he was just admitted a few hours ago.."
"OH! The one that thinks he's Seto Kaiba's brother?"
"Umm.yeah.."
"Room 107."
"Thanks!!"
I ran to 107 and opened the door. Mokuba was sitting in a straight jacket, staring blankly at the wall. "Mokuba?" He tries to get up, forgetting that his hands are strapped to his chest. (I'm sorry, but it was really funny to watch.)
I finally decided to help him out of the straight jacket. Then we ran. When we finally reached the safety of the McDonald's across the street, Mokuba told me his story. I feel sorry for the people who have to listen to those stupid psychiatrist people. I mean, sure they're insane, but that's no reason to torture them!!!
Aundaine Valentine
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Mokuba taken for a crazy person, then put in a straight jacket.
Malik on happy gas..and pills.
Seto nursing his wounded head.
Daine BUYING OUT THE GIFT SHOP BEFORE I COULD GET THERE!!!
Yugi falling into a noodle cart.
I'm sorry *bows head* but this is the most pathetic thing I've ever seen.
So, since Kaiba was "wounded" (BTW, I'm calling him Kaiba until he gets out of this funk) and Daine reduced my shopping options *glares again at Daine* I decided I'd better go battle some random people and let off some steam.
Let's see, Goths, idiots, cheerleaders, fan clubs, freaks, fashion rejects, jocks, random hott guys (the only bad thing about having a b/f is no flirting with other guys!).
PERFECT!!! Another rare hunter! S-Kaiba told me that some of them have extremely rare cards, but very few can figure out how to use them to their fullest potential, leaving lots of pretty loopholes for people like me to attack them through.
Hmmm..nails - Check. Deck - Check. Hair - Windblown from motorcycle ride. Oh well, I'll deal with it..
"I challenge you to a duel!!" Wow. I really need to figure out a better opener to duels than that..and soon.
Really, I'm mainly doing this to get other duelists out into the open. If I'm gonna get through this tournament without Seto's ehlp (it's so hard not to cheat!) I need to start dueling soon! So a nice, flashy duel with a rare hunter with lots of spectators should draw them out, right? OK? OK!
It felt so good to be out dueling again! I twas like my deck want4ed me to win; it kept putting the exact cards I wanted into my hand when I drew!
Nevertheless, it WAS a hard fight..the guy had a good combination of all different cards, so I couldn't really tell what type he'd play next.
OK, so maybe I over dramatized. I was having fun yelling, "Water Unicorn, ATTACK!!" and doing all these spinny things and yelling insults at the guy in the robe and feeling all powerful like. It's kinda intoxicating..
I finally got my Water Unicorn out, and after using an accessory card I got from Kaiba called Hooves of Ice, I had a direct attack at his Life Points, knocking him to zero.
Then one of the huge screens light up and Kaiba's face appears and it says; "Great battle Jewel! Allow me to take you to dinner for celebrating!"
Of course, Daine pushes him aside to say, "Yeah, yeah, great battle, sis, but after your date with Mr. Technological here, you're helping me with something, alright?"
Only Daine would push Seto out of his chair and onto the floor while broadcasting. 'Cept maybe Crissy...which she proceeded to do as soon as he got back just so she could add, "YEAH!! Daine's got this great plan to rescue.erm..that's not the greatest thing to say over broadcast, is it?"
Vigorous nods from everyone in the room. Apparently, even Mokuba, Malik, and Yugi were there.
I took off at a run for my bike and drove as fast as possible. Hope this is good!
Jewel Valentine
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OMG!! It was oh so cool!! I got to push Kaiba AND get my face on a huge screen! But I wasn't that articulate though.."Yeah"...How lame is that?
But, there was a cainine in doggy doo-doo that our group was destined to save!!
One quick limo ride over to Bakura's house, a bunch of freaky black clothes and masks, and a handy dandy lock-picking boyfriend, and we WERE SOOO IN! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Daine calls for Fuzzy, while we keep watch. Icouldn't stop giggling because Yugi's hair under a hood mask deal was really a sight to see!
Fuzzy comes leaping into Daine's arms. They hugged, they kissed, they made small talk. It nearly brought tears to my eyes.
It was going strangely smooth when Bakura walks in.
OK, imagine your living room filled with robber-looking people, one of which is holding your dog. In this situation, what does Bakura do? He faints. Yeah, y'all heard me right, he fainted!!
I coulda died laughing buy we DID need to get out with Fuzzy..
We fled the scene of the crime, piled into the limo, and crumpled with laughter, or, in Fuzzy's case, barking..
We decided to let Fuzzy stay at our home, but we didn't know what to say if the cops came after us. Seto said he saw Bakura kick Fuzzy (poor little guy!) so it would all be okay..
Oof.I need to cook tonight..Of course I'll be cooking a home made meal of..oh forget it..where's the phone? I need to order a BIIIIIIIIIG pizza..hehehe...
Crissy Valentine
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Fuzzy is safe! For now at least.we dressed in black (which is an awesomely slimming color!) and broke into Bakura's house. Even Malik came, cast and all! It was a bit of a challenge to fix Yugi's hair though..
We got in, grabbed Fuzzy and..Bakura walks in! Thank goodness that he fainted!
We bolted to the limo that Seto provided and burst into a fit of hysteria.
So, this morning I woke up to the spastic little puppy licking my face. I realized that we had no food for the poor beast..great thinking Daine..
I was on my way to the grocery store when I met Bakura. He started frantically explaining how someone had stolen Fuzzy. I was fighting hysteria and feigning shock when he asked to use my phone. He explained how his motorcycle broke down, and my house was like, right there..
"Um..the phone's..umm.disconnected today.it's.umm..broken?"
"Oh." He looked disappointed and suspicious.
I made some lame excuse and left rather hurridly..I'd bet anything that Bakura now knew where his dog went. SHOOT!! Stupid stupid STUPID!!
I headed straight back to my house and grabbed Fuzzy. I debated for a while just exactly how I was gonna ride my motorcycle and NOT drop Fuzzy.
Duh Daine! Call your boyfriend! So I called Malik and he agreed to come over. He took a taxi since his leg was broken. (By the *snort* monkey! *laughter*)
Why didn't I think to call a taxi? I can be so dumb sometimes! Grrr! Anyway.it took awhile, but I finally convinced him to keep Fuzzy at his place. So, Fuzzy (who we seriously need to re-name) is still safe, despite almost being found out.
I really didn't want to leave Fuzzy alone, so we decided to have a picnic lunch in the back yard. (OMG!! It is sooo funny watching Malik trying to use crutches at the same time..On top of that, he's only been inside my house a few times!)
So I carried my things and made Malik sit at the kitchen table making food. (He's probably a better cook than I am anyway!) I had just carried the last basket outside when Malik hobbled out.
"We're out of cheese."
I had JUST bought cheese! How could we be out already? I reckoned that Malik might not have been able to find it, so I went inside to help. And there was Fuzzy, under the table, eating the cheese.
After a brief tug of war game, I wrenched the now demented looking cheese away.
"Yeah, we're out of cheese."
So we ordered a pizza instead..hey! We'll still eat outside and everything! It's not cheating too much.is it?
BTW, Jewel *glares* WHY is there a giant burn spot on the lawn? Oh well.it's more grown out now anyway.hey! I blame Fuzzy!
ANYWAY.yeah..
Aundaine Valentine
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O!!! M!!!! G!!!!!!! Daine said Fuzzy was cute, but now.he is the MOST ADORABLE LITTLE DOG I'VE EVER SEEN!!! I'm SOOO glad we've got him at our house.
One tiny likkle problem, though. Bakura might have seen me when I was at the store. Hehehehehe.oops. I told him they were for my grandmother's dog's birthday..never mind that my grandmother will not go NEAR dogs..but he might have been dense enough to believe it!
I still keep thinking about Yugi, Seto, and Malik's hair under the "spy masks". More like socks, but whatever. It was all soo.soooo.SPIKY!!
Crissy, Daine and I just did these creepy Samurai braids. We had more than a little fun whipping them around like weapons beforehand. Yeah.I got hit by both Crissy and Daine's (And I'm sure I hit them too..hehehe.oops) and it HURT!!
But still...we walked in and what does Bakura do? Let's see.
A: Run at us, protecting his house.
B: Call the cops.
C: Faint dead in the middle of the living room.
That's right, y'all guessed it! Faint dead in the middle of the living room!!! It was sooo funny!! But, I suppose that it would be a pretty imposing picture to have people dressed like burglars in your living room..
So.guess what? SETO TOOK ME RIDING!! It was sooo ocool!! I've ridden a lot before, (Mom insisted on "Young lady" classes, don't ask, but they included LOTS of riding time, so I'm not complaining..much) and we both had SO much fun!
We rode Friesians. K, so they're not EXACTLY trail horses, but whatever! They're my favorite horses, 'cept maybe Trekhaners..or Gypsy Vanners.or Appendixes...or Quarter Horses..and Arabs are cute.oh, n/m! Just gimme a horse!!
We went thru woods.and fields (he found this part where there were butterflies EVERYWHERE, it was sooo cool) So, yeah, we were out ofr about..4-5 hours..
So that's what I was thinking of when I heard this clicking.then the door creaking. I was thinking, "Great, Mai's sneaking in AGAINA." So I decided I'd go get Crissy and Daine to yell at her with me, if they were up. It was only 11-ish.
Since they WERE up, we all went down, really quiet, and we noticed there were two people down there. And neither one was Mai.
TRISTAN AND BAKURA HAD BROKEN INTO OUR HOUSE!! THIS IS SOOO NOT COOL!!
Colorful language! Pink! Blue! Plurple! Green! Bakura figured out we rescued Fuzzy! And recruited Tristan to help him!
Thank goodness we had let Malik have Fuzzy for the night! Otherwise we were sooo busted! We ran back to Crissy's room.
Daine smirked, "Alright, Ms. Crissy-the-Samurai, jump out the window onto the tree outside so you can head them off when they run to the front door."
Crissy did a little double take. "What?"
I looked at her and said, "Oh, you can do it Crissy. You'll be fine." I turned to face Daine, "You and I need to grab garden fairies; Crissy, you need one too, if you can manage it." Thank goodness I had distributed them around the house!
"You want me to jump out of a window, keep my balance, then land noiselessly on the ground wile carrying a garden fairy AND NOT BREAK IT?"
"Yes." *Slightly dull reply from Daine*
"OK then!" *Energetic reply from Crissy*
So we decided on a quick descent, Daine and I would chuck fairies at them, hoping to scare more than anything, they'd run to the door Crissy had strung rope across. Then we'd tie them up, ask what they were doing here, and decide their verdict.
And it worked! They really should have waited longer so we were actually asleep, 'cause we were all awake and ready to umm.punish them for their offensive deed, to put it eloquently..
Oh it was soo fun! We threw the fairies, and they screamed like little girls! (Yeah, I was sure at that point it was Tristan and Bakura.)
Then we chased them around, throwing kicks, punches, and the occasional garden fairy at the two. Crissy tripped them from outside, then joined the chase.
We finally caught them, and well, I gotta go 'cause it's my turn to cook again..
Jewel Valentine
PS: I WILL be cooking tonight's dinner, not the pizza place! *Gasps of horror from Valentine sisters*
PPS: YES!! Now I have at three people assisting me!
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