Chapter 11
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Yami: * takes off Iron Boots, floats to the surface and gasps for air * Tell me again, WHO built this?
Mokuba: The Zora's.
Yami: I've seriously gonna kill them for making a temple that involves sinking and swimming . . . * proceeds to sink to the bottom floor *
Mokuba: O.O Uh oh . . . . . .
Yami: What? * enters a chamber with two torches * . . . . oh.
Bakura: Yami!! What are you doing here?
Yami: Just doing my job ya know . . . .
Bakura: Oh. Well, that's nice.
Mokuba: It looks like you've . . . grown into your . . . role, Bakura . . . * looks at the Ruto costume *
Bakura: * looks as well * It's not like I WANT to wear it! I have too! Or the authoress will make me do another stupid role!!
Yami: I wish she would replace me with you. She did that to Yugi in the dungeon that was in a giant fish.
Bakura: I wish she wouldn't . . .
Mokuba: By the way, what happened to Jabu-Jabu?
Bakura: I don't know.
Mokuba: But your dad once said that you tended to him!
Bakura: Maybe I just didn't feed him one day . . .
Yami: -_-; Can you help me with this temple?
Bakura: Sure! If it gets me out of this costume!!! * swims upwards *
Yami: * follows Bakura *
Bakura: You have to play a song in order to raise the water level. And that's how you get around the temple.
Mokuba: He has to play a song? Which one?
Bakura: Téa's Lullaby.
Yami: But I don't know it.
Mokuba: You played it to get in Zora's Domain!
Yami: I don't remember it.
Mokuba and Bakura: -___-;;;;;
Bakura: Shouldn't you have it recorded?
Yami: * goes through his stuff * Here it is!! * plays it *
The water level goes down . . . or is it up?
Bakura: That wasn't supposed to happen . . .
Mokuba: The water is going up AND down?
Yami: Great. Just great . . . .
~ The water fall with the moving platforms ~
Bakura: * sighs *
Mokuba: What? What's wrong with this room?
Yami: Look at those platforms . . . where do they end up?
Bakura: Going around in a cycle, idiot . . .
Yami: TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! * starts a dust cloud fight with Bakura *
Mokuba: -___-;;;;; I think I'll go on . . . * enters the next room because he can fly *
Yami and Bakura: * still fighting *
~ With Mokuba ~
Mokuba: What's with this place? They really need to redecorate.
Dark Link (or for now, Dark Yami): Who are you?
Mokuba: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! . . . . wait a minute . . . you look like Yami!
Dark Yami: And I'm waiting for him to get here so I can kill him.
Mokuba: Why do you want to kill him?
Dark Yami: I don't know, to be honest.
Mokuba: Then why are you here? Why not be on vacation?
Dark Yami: . . . . now that I think about it . . . why am I NOT on vacation? Or have a DECENT job? This one has REALLY bad pay! Ya know, thanks for stopping by.
Mokuba: Why?
Dark Yami: Now I want to quit! And you helped me realize that! Bye! * vanishes *
Mokuba: o.O; That was . . . . bizarre . . .
Yami and Bakura enter the room, Bakura with a black eye and Yami with a bandage around his nose.
Bakura: What happened here?
Mokuba: I meet this guy that called himself 'Dark Yami'. Anyway, he just went and quit his job!
Yami: Was he supposed to fight me?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: :D Thanks for getting rid of him for me!
Bakura: -_-;
~ Longshot room ~
Bakura: . . . . . . . That's IT?!?!?!
Yami: My happy weapon got an upgrade!! ^_______^
Mokuba: * whispering to Bakura * Don't talk to him about his happy weapon . . . he gets defensive . . .
Bakura: Oh.
Mokuba: Where now?
Yami: And now to go kick the boss' ass!
Bakura: . . . assuming it HAS one.
Mokuba: It doesn't?
Bakura: It's not in the script.
Yami: Damn. No butt kicking . . .
Mokuba: Maybe you should make this block vanish Yami.
Bakura: Yes. That WOULD make us progress at a MUCH faster rate.
Yami: Fine * plays Song of Time, and the block disappears *
Bakura: So now we go down the hole?
Yami: Yeah, dummy * jumps down hole *
Bakura: HEY!!! * jumps in after him *
Mokuba: Wait up guys! * flies down after them *
Yami: What a weird room . . .
Bakura: Yeah. Lots of whirlpools.
Mokuba: And it looks like the current goes pretty fast too.
Yami: Who wants to go first?
Bakura, Mokuba and Yami all point to one another. Until Bakura finally caves in and leaps into the river.
Bakura: I'M CAUGHT IN A WHIRLPOOL!!!!!! . . . . . I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!!!! * pukes *
Yami: * grossed out look *
Mokuba: Maybe you should go and help him Yami.
Yami: All right . . . * puts on Iron Boots and struggles to help Bakura *
Mokuba: * slaps his forehead * It's gonna be a loooooong day . . .
Yami: * gets onto a solid surface holding onto the currently sick Bakura * I hate this place * spits out some water *
~ Boss Key's room ~
Yami: This looks simple enough.
Bakura: There HAS to be a hidden trap or something somewhere!
Mokuba: No there isn't - unless your referring to the tektites on the other side of the room. But Yami can just pick them off from here.
Yami: heh heh heh . . . * kills the tektites with his bow *
Mokuba: Now he just has to jump across.
Yami: * jumps across and gets the key * See? This room wasn't' THAT bad.
Bakura: . . . .
~ Room before the boss' room ~
Yami: O.O
Mokuba: Oh dear . . . .
Bakura: . . . . spikes sliding across the floor on an UPHILL slant?!
Yami: Brown trousers time.
Mokuba: No doubt about THAT Yami . . .
Bakura: But your not wearing trousers
Yami: * looks at his outfit * That's right. I gotta hold it in then.
Bakura: * snickers *
Yami: -_-;; Shut up.
Mokuba: Stop it you two. How are we gonna get up there?
Yami: * pushes Bakura ahead * Be my guest!
Bakura: HEY!!!! * manages to get by unscathed *
Authoress: That wasn't' very nice Yami!!!!
Mokuba: Yeah, that was REALLY mean! I don't' think even SETO would do that - even to YOU!!!
Authoress: Which makes it perfect for my documentary!
Yami: What?
Authoress: * pulls out video camera *
Mokuba: YOUR TAPING US?!?!?!
Authoress: Yep. And then I'll have EVERYONE else watch it too!
Yami: . . . bitch . . .
Mokuba: O.O
Authoress: Alright then Yami . . . * waves hands *
Yami: * turns into a duck * quack? QUACK!!!! * runs around like Joey *
Authoress: Heh. That's what you get for calling me a bitch, and being mean to Bakura. That should be punishment enough, especially seeing as you have to fight the BOSS like that!!
Bakura: Hey! I'm at the top!!! * got up there as the ruckus was happening *
Yami: quack . . . . v_v
~ Boss Room ~
Mokuba: It seems like nothings here . . .
Yami: Quack!
Bakura: * still laughing at Yami * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Suddenly, the water moves!
Morpha: * grabs Yami *
Yami: QUAAACK!!! [translation: HEEELLLP!!!!]
Mokuba: You have to help him Bakura!
Bakura: I don't' have any of his equipment! He has it!
Mokuba: But I don't see any of it on him!
Bakura: It's kinda like when Link took that cuccko out of his shirt. Why out of his shirt, I don't' know why, when all he did was put it behind his shield.
Mokuba: Where did it go?
Bakura: Who knows?
Yami: QUUUUAAAACCK!!!!!!! [translation: Someone take my weapons and KILL this thing!!! Please!!]
Mokuba: I don't' think that quack was long enough for that long a message.
Bakura: * shrugs * Whatever.
Yami: * manages to get to Morpha's core and pecks it * QUACK!
Morpha: * tosses Yami to the other side of the room *
Yami: @_@ quaauauack . . . . * goes in a distorted pattern, after hitting the wall *
Bakura: Ouch.
Mokuba: Now you can get Yami's weapons!
Bakura: * sighs * Alright . . . * takes them from Yami *
Yami: Quack!!! [translation: Thanks!!!]
Mokuba: Now beat up that slime thing and get us out of this dungeon!
Bakura: Just like last time . . . * sighs *
Morpha: -_-;
Bakura: * hookshots and kills Morpha with his sword *
Morpha: * dies *
Yami: Quack! [translation: Yay!]
They all enter the blue warp thingy.
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Yami: * is still a duck * Quack!!! :O
Mokuba: I think he's angry he's still a duck.
Yami Bakura's voice from a distance: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! * he soon collapses *
Bakura: * rises out of the blue platform * Well, that was most interesting Yami I've ever met.
Yami: QUACK!!!
Mokuba: -_-; When do you think the authoress is gonna change him back?
Bakura: WHY should he change back? It would be interesting watching him duel then!!!
Mokuba: I admit that it WOULD be interesting, but we need him for the plot!
Bakura: But he's the DUCK of Time! That would be a GREAAT plot twist!
Authoress: Yami, I'll change you back when you leave this chamber, ok? That should provide MORE then enough laughs for today!!!
Yami: Quack . . .
Bakura: Ok. Here's the Medallion you need. And let me know if he turns back into a duck.
Mokuba: Will do!
Yami: Quack!
~ Lake of Annoying Tektites ~
Yami: I have my body back!! HURRAH!
Mokuba: Too bad Seto didn't' see that.
Seto: I did. The authoress showed me. You KNOW that she could blackmail you with that stuff Yami.
Yami: . . . . don't remind me.
Seto: But I will! * falls to the ground laughing *
Yami: -_-;;;;
Shiek: Done yet?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Shiek: Good. 'Cause if you look now, then you'd see that the lake is back to it's full amount.
Yami: And your point?
Shiek: I don't' know. But if you shoot an arrow at the sun, you'll get the fire arrow.
Mokuba: Wouldn't Ra be angry at him after that?
Shiek: . . . I guess he would be.
Mokuba: I'll shoot then! * shoots the sun with his own miniature bow *
Yami: Where did you get that?
Mokuba: Seto, for my birthday! ^__^
Yami: Ah.
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There's my 11th chapter! This is the best fic I have! It has MORE then 50 reviews! I love you all!
Yugi: And then she'll finish this faster.
Yeah. Oh, and does anyone know the ending to Majora's Mask?
Yugi: Cant' you play it?
I don't have it!!! T_T
Yugi: Why do you want to know the ending?
So I can start that Zelda fic I want to do!
Yugi: Ah.
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Yami: * takes off Iron Boots, floats to the surface and gasps for air * Tell me again, WHO built this?
Mokuba: The Zora's.
Yami: I've seriously gonna kill them for making a temple that involves sinking and swimming . . . * proceeds to sink to the bottom floor *
Mokuba: O.O Uh oh . . . . . .
Yami: What? * enters a chamber with two torches * . . . . oh.
Bakura: Yami!! What are you doing here?
Yami: Just doing my job ya know . . . .
Bakura: Oh. Well, that's nice.
Mokuba: It looks like you've . . . grown into your . . . role, Bakura . . . * looks at the Ruto costume *
Bakura: * looks as well * It's not like I WANT to wear it! I have too! Or the authoress will make me do another stupid role!!
Yami: I wish she would replace me with you. She did that to Yugi in the dungeon that was in a giant fish.
Bakura: I wish she wouldn't . . .
Mokuba: By the way, what happened to Jabu-Jabu?
Bakura: I don't know.
Mokuba: But your dad once said that you tended to him!
Bakura: Maybe I just didn't feed him one day . . .
Yami: -_-; Can you help me with this temple?
Bakura: Sure! If it gets me out of this costume!!! * swims upwards *
Yami: * follows Bakura *
Bakura: You have to play a song in order to raise the water level. And that's how you get around the temple.
Mokuba: He has to play a song? Which one?
Bakura: Téa's Lullaby.
Yami: But I don't know it.
Mokuba: You played it to get in Zora's Domain!
Yami: I don't remember it.
Mokuba and Bakura: -___-;;;;;
Bakura: Shouldn't you have it recorded?
Yami: * goes through his stuff * Here it is!! * plays it *
The water level goes down . . . or is it up?
Bakura: That wasn't supposed to happen . . .
Mokuba: The water is going up AND down?
Yami: Great. Just great . . . .
~ The water fall with the moving platforms ~
Bakura: * sighs *
Mokuba: What? What's wrong with this room?
Yami: Look at those platforms . . . where do they end up?
Bakura: Going around in a cycle, idiot . . .
Yami: TAKE THAT BACK!!!!! * starts a dust cloud fight with Bakura *
Mokuba: -___-;;;;; I think I'll go on . . . * enters the next room because he can fly *
Yami and Bakura: * still fighting *
~ With Mokuba ~
Mokuba: What's with this place? They really need to redecorate.
Dark Link (or for now, Dark Yami): Who are you?
Mokuba: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! . . . . wait a minute . . . you look like Yami!
Dark Yami: And I'm waiting for him to get here so I can kill him.
Mokuba: Why do you want to kill him?
Dark Yami: I don't know, to be honest.
Mokuba: Then why are you here? Why not be on vacation?
Dark Yami: . . . . now that I think about it . . . why am I NOT on vacation? Or have a DECENT job? This one has REALLY bad pay! Ya know, thanks for stopping by.
Mokuba: Why?
Dark Yami: Now I want to quit! And you helped me realize that! Bye! * vanishes *
Mokuba: o.O; That was . . . . bizarre . . .
Yami and Bakura enter the room, Bakura with a black eye and Yami with a bandage around his nose.
Bakura: What happened here?
Mokuba: I meet this guy that called himself 'Dark Yami'. Anyway, he just went and quit his job!
Yami: Was he supposed to fight me?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yami: :D Thanks for getting rid of him for me!
Bakura: -_-;
~ Longshot room ~
Bakura: . . . . . . . That's IT?!?!?!
Yami: My happy weapon got an upgrade!! ^_______^
Mokuba: * whispering to Bakura * Don't talk to him about his happy weapon . . . he gets defensive . . .
Bakura: Oh.
Mokuba: Where now?
Yami: And now to go kick the boss' ass!
Bakura: . . . assuming it HAS one.
Mokuba: It doesn't?
Bakura: It's not in the script.
Yami: Damn. No butt kicking . . .
Mokuba: Maybe you should make this block vanish Yami.
Bakura: Yes. That WOULD make us progress at a MUCH faster rate.
Yami: Fine * plays Song of Time, and the block disappears *
Bakura: So now we go down the hole?
Yami: Yeah, dummy * jumps down hole *
Bakura: HEY!!! * jumps in after him *
Mokuba: Wait up guys! * flies down after them *
Yami: What a weird room . . .
Bakura: Yeah. Lots of whirlpools.
Mokuba: And it looks like the current goes pretty fast too.
Yami: Who wants to go first?
Bakura, Mokuba and Yami all point to one another. Until Bakura finally caves in and leaps into the river.
Bakura: I'M CAUGHT IN A WHIRLPOOL!!!!!! . . . . . I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!!!! * pukes *
Yami: * grossed out look *
Mokuba: Maybe you should go and help him Yami.
Yami: All right . . . * puts on Iron Boots and struggles to help Bakura *
Mokuba: * slaps his forehead * It's gonna be a loooooong day . . .
Yami: * gets onto a solid surface holding onto the currently sick Bakura * I hate this place * spits out some water *
~ Boss Key's room ~
Yami: This looks simple enough.
Bakura: There HAS to be a hidden trap or something somewhere!
Mokuba: No there isn't - unless your referring to the tektites on the other side of the room. But Yami can just pick them off from here.
Yami: heh heh heh . . . * kills the tektites with his bow *
Mokuba: Now he just has to jump across.
Yami: * jumps across and gets the key * See? This room wasn't' THAT bad.
Bakura: . . . .
~ Room before the boss' room ~
Yami: O.O
Mokuba: Oh dear . . . .
Bakura: . . . . spikes sliding across the floor on an UPHILL slant?!
Yami: Brown trousers time.
Mokuba: No doubt about THAT Yami . . .
Bakura: But your not wearing trousers
Yami: * looks at his outfit * That's right. I gotta hold it in then.
Bakura: * snickers *
Yami: -_-;; Shut up.
Mokuba: Stop it you two. How are we gonna get up there?
Yami: * pushes Bakura ahead * Be my guest!
Bakura: HEY!!!! * manages to get by unscathed *
Authoress: That wasn't' very nice Yami!!!!
Mokuba: Yeah, that was REALLY mean! I don't' think even SETO would do that - even to YOU!!!
Authoress: Which makes it perfect for my documentary!
Yami: What?
Authoress: * pulls out video camera *
Mokuba: YOUR TAPING US?!?!?!
Authoress: Yep. And then I'll have EVERYONE else watch it too!
Yami: . . . bitch . . .
Mokuba: O.O
Authoress: Alright then Yami . . . * waves hands *
Yami: * turns into a duck * quack? QUACK!!!! * runs around like Joey *
Authoress: Heh. That's what you get for calling me a bitch, and being mean to Bakura. That should be punishment enough, especially seeing as you have to fight the BOSS like that!!
Bakura: Hey! I'm at the top!!! * got up there as the ruckus was happening *
Yami: quack . . . . v_v
~ Boss Room ~
Mokuba: It seems like nothings here . . .
Yami: Quack!
Bakura: * still laughing at Yami * HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Suddenly, the water moves!
Morpha: * grabs Yami *
Yami: QUAAACK!!! [translation: HEEELLLP!!!!]
Mokuba: You have to help him Bakura!
Bakura: I don't' have any of his equipment! He has it!
Mokuba: But I don't see any of it on him!
Bakura: It's kinda like when Link took that cuccko out of his shirt. Why out of his shirt, I don't' know why, when all he did was put it behind his shield.
Mokuba: Where did it go?
Bakura: Who knows?
Yami: QUUUUAAAACCK!!!!!!! [translation: Someone take my weapons and KILL this thing!!! Please!!]
Mokuba: I don't' think that quack was long enough for that long a message.
Bakura: * shrugs * Whatever.
Yami: * manages to get to Morpha's core and pecks it * QUACK!
Morpha: * tosses Yami to the other side of the room *
Yami: @_@ quaauauack . . . . * goes in a distorted pattern, after hitting the wall *
Bakura: Ouch.
Mokuba: Now you can get Yami's weapons!
Bakura: * sighs * Alright . . . * takes them from Yami *
Yami: Quack!!! [translation: Thanks!!!]
Mokuba: Now beat up that slime thing and get us out of this dungeon!
Bakura: Just like last time . . . * sighs *
Morpha: -_-;
Bakura: * hookshots and kills Morpha with his sword *
Morpha: * dies *
Yami: Quack! [translation: Yay!]
They all enter the blue warp thingy.
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Yami: * is still a duck * Quack!!! :O
Mokuba: I think he's angry he's still a duck.
Yami Bakura's voice from a distance: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! * he soon collapses *
Bakura: * rises out of the blue platform * Well, that was most interesting Yami I've ever met.
Yami: QUACK!!!
Mokuba: -_-; When do you think the authoress is gonna change him back?
Bakura: WHY should he change back? It would be interesting watching him duel then!!!
Mokuba: I admit that it WOULD be interesting, but we need him for the plot!
Bakura: But he's the DUCK of Time! That would be a GREAAT plot twist!
Authoress: Yami, I'll change you back when you leave this chamber, ok? That should provide MORE then enough laughs for today!!!
Yami: Quack . . .
Bakura: Ok. Here's the Medallion you need. And let me know if he turns back into a duck.
Mokuba: Will do!
Yami: Quack!
~ Lake of Annoying Tektites ~
Yami: I have my body back!! HURRAH!
Mokuba: Too bad Seto didn't' see that.
Seto: I did. The authoress showed me. You KNOW that she could blackmail you with that stuff Yami.
Yami: . . . . don't remind me.
Seto: But I will! * falls to the ground laughing *
Yami: -_-;;;;
Shiek: Done yet?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Shiek: Good. 'Cause if you look now, then you'd see that the lake is back to it's full amount.
Yami: And your point?
Shiek: I don't' know. But if you shoot an arrow at the sun, you'll get the fire arrow.
Mokuba: Wouldn't Ra be angry at him after that?
Shiek: . . . I guess he would be.
Mokuba: I'll shoot then! * shoots the sun with his own miniature bow *
Yami: Where did you get that?
Mokuba: Seto, for my birthday! ^__^
Yami: Ah.
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There's my 11th chapter! This is the best fic I have! It has MORE then 50 reviews! I love you all!
Yugi: And then she'll finish this faster.
Yeah. Oh, and does anyone know the ending to Majora's Mask?
Yugi: Cant' you play it?
I don't have it!!! T_T
Yugi: Why do you want to know the ending?
So I can start that Zelda fic I want to do!
Yugi: Ah.