Author's note: Stu and Pid came from my fifth fanfic "Return of Giygas".
Chapter 2: Countryside Race
The day of the race came...
MH: Welcome to the Smash Grand Prix! Let us introduce you to the racers! First, we have Mario and Luigi driving in there Mario Kart!
Mario and Luigi are driving an ordinary go-kart with two seats.
Mario: When we win-a, we want-a to have lots-a cash!
MH: Next is Captain Falcon in his famous blue car, the Blue Falcon!
CF: I am the best racer! I just want to enter the race to show off my skills! I also wish to have a better car when I win.
MH: Next is Samus in her starship!
Samus: I promise my starship won't fly higher than 2 feet above ground. When I win, I want to have a better armor.
MH: Next are Fox and Falco in their Flying Land Master Tank!
Fox: This tank can fly.
Falco: We want to have a bigger family jet when we win.
MH: We have the pink puffball Furby riding on his flying warp star!
Kirby: It's Kirby! When I win, I want to get a free ticket to eat at the world's swankiest restaurant, Food Heaven!
MH: We have Ganondorf on his Motor Horse!
Ganondorf is riding a motorcycle in the form of a horse.
Ganondorf: My wish is to get psychic powers that are stronger than Mewtwo and Ness.
MH: Bowser is racing in his Koopa Car.
Bowser is driving a car in the form of a turtle.
Bowser: My prize is to become stronger, so strong that I can break a tree just by giving it a nudge.
MH: We have Game & Watch on his LCD car!
G&W is riding a flat black car.
G&W: I can't think of a prize yet, but I'm here to test my new car.
MH: Coming up next is Wario in his fancy purple car!
Wario: Treasure! Jewel! That's the prize I want!
MH: Stu and Pid is driving in their Food Tank!
Stu: This Food Tank will fire anything edible.
Pid: Our prize is to get rich.
MH: We have Pokey in his Motor Tricycle!
Pokey: This is my finest invention, the Motor Tricycle! My prize is to become stronger than Ness!
MH: Our last racer is no other than Barney the dinosaur!!!!
Smashers: AHHH!!!!!
Barney is driving a car made of Lego blocks.
Barney: Hello! I want to make things funny, so I joined! My prize is to have lots of toys to play with!
MH: Let's get the race begin! GO!!!!!
All the racers zoomed off. The audiences watch a giant screen to keep track of the racers.
MH: It seems that Falcon is ahead of everyone.
CF: I'm gonna win!
Stu: Fire the carrots!
Pid: Carrot missile, fire!!!
CF: Ouch! Who threw carrots at me?
MH: Stu and Pid attacked Falcon, so they get 5 points.
Luigi: Mario, we'll never catch up with the others.
Mario: Use da super mushroom oil to get a boost-a!
Luigi: Got the oil pumped in. Whoa!
Mario Brothers' car zoomed really fast.
CF: What the?!
MH: Mario and Luigi amazingly went past Falcon! They're heading for an obstacle, which is crossing the great lake!
Luigi: How do we cross the lake?
Mario: We have-a inflatable tires.
CF: I'm fast enough to drive above water! (Zooms across water)
MH: Falcon performed an amazing skill of driving on water! He gets 3 points!
Samus and Kirby flew across the lake safely. Mario Brothers used their inflatable tires to float across. Fox and Falco's tank can fly across the lake. Little did Samus know, G&W was on top of her starship.
Ganondorf: How do I get across that lake? I can use the rocks and jump over it.
Bowser: My Koopa Car can swim! (Swims across)
Stu: Release the fishes.
Pid: Carry us over!
Stu and Pid's tank sent out fishes with rope tied to the tank and carried them across the lake.
Wario: Simple, I can drive my car into the lake. (Drives into lake)
Pokey: Now what?
Barney: I love swimming! (Drives into lake)
Pokey: How do I get across?
On the other side...
CF: I'm in lead now!
Samus: Not so fast! (Fires a beam)
CF: Haha! Missed!
Wario: My car is filled with water and fish!
Barney: (Singing) I'm driving, you're driving. Everyone here likes to drive. With a knick knack paddy whack give the car some gas, this racer came driving home!
Stu: Shut that dinosaur!
Pid: I'll throw watermelons into his mouth!
Barney (watermelon in mouth): Aw Aw!
MH: There's entering the long grasses!
Bowser: These long grasses are nothing to me!
Kirby: Yuck! These corns don't taste good!
Mario: Mamamia! I gotta barley up-a my nose!
Ganondorf: Just what I need, my Motor Horse runs on the power of wheat.
Stu: Pack some barley and corns; they'll come in use later.
Fox: Spread out the wings, we'll cut through these grasses.
Fox's tank spread out the wings and sliced through the grasses, leaving behind a wide clear path.
G&W: Ouch! These tall grasses are poking me!
Pokey: Thanks to that fox! I can get through the grasses easily.
MH: Everyone is out of the tall grasses and is heading for the goal!
CF: I'm gonna make it!
Samus: Oh no you don't!
Kirby: No you don't!
Ganondorf: The power of the wheat powered up my Motor Horse, now I can move fast!
MH: Ganondorf is catching up furiously! He's getting pass Kirby and Samus and is catching up with CF!
CF: Get out of my way, black nose!
MH: They're only a few meters away from the finish line!
Ganondorf: I'm almost there!
CF: I must win!
All of a sudden, a pie came flying into Ganondorf's head, causing in to crash into Falcon's front view.
Stu: Did the cherry pie work?
CF: You're in my view!
Ganondorf: I'm too scared to get off!
MH: They got to finish line! Our camera will show who won!
The picture came out. Ganondorf won because he was holding to the front part of CF's car.
Ganondorf: Yes!
CF: Darn!
MH: The point of this race is point collecting. Let's see everyone's score.
Ganondorf: 26 pts.
Falcon: 21 pts.
Samus: 19 pts.
Kirby: 19 pts.
Mario/Luigi: 15 pts.
Wario: 15 pts.
Bowser: 15 pts.
Stu/Pid: 14 pts.
Fox/Falco: 14 pts.
G&W: 10 pts.
Barney: 9 pts.
Pokey: 5 pts.
MH: That's all for today, tomorrow will be the second race.
What do you think? Review and wait for the second race to begin!
Chapter 2: Countryside Race
The day of the race came...
MH: Welcome to the Smash Grand Prix! Let us introduce you to the racers! First, we have Mario and Luigi driving in there Mario Kart!
Mario and Luigi are driving an ordinary go-kart with two seats.
Mario: When we win-a, we want-a to have lots-a cash!
MH: Next is Captain Falcon in his famous blue car, the Blue Falcon!
CF: I am the best racer! I just want to enter the race to show off my skills! I also wish to have a better car when I win.
MH: Next is Samus in her starship!
Samus: I promise my starship won't fly higher than 2 feet above ground. When I win, I want to have a better armor.
MH: Next are Fox and Falco in their Flying Land Master Tank!
Fox: This tank can fly.
Falco: We want to have a bigger family jet when we win.
MH: We have the pink puffball Furby riding on his flying warp star!
Kirby: It's Kirby! When I win, I want to get a free ticket to eat at the world's swankiest restaurant, Food Heaven!
MH: We have Ganondorf on his Motor Horse!
Ganondorf is riding a motorcycle in the form of a horse.
Ganondorf: My wish is to get psychic powers that are stronger than Mewtwo and Ness.
MH: Bowser is racing in his Koopa Car.
Bowser is driving a car in the form of a turtle.
Bowser: My prize is to become stronger, so strong that I can break a tree just by giving it a nudge.
MH: We have Game & Watch on his LCD car!
G&W is riding a flat black car.
G&W: I can't think of a prize yet, but I'm here to test my new car.
MH: Coming up next is Wario in his fancy purple car!
Wario: Treasure! Jewel! That's the prize I want!
MH: Stu and Pid is driving in their Food Tank!
Stu: This Food Tank will fire anything edible.
Pid: Our prize is to get rich.
MH: We have Pokey in his Motor Tricycle!
Pokey: This is my finest invention, the Motor Tricycle! My prize is to become stronger than Ness!
MH: Our last racer is no other than Barney the dinosaur!!!!
Smashers: AHHH!!!!!
Barney is driving a car made of Lego blocks.
Barney: Hello! I want to make things funny, so I joined! My prize is to have lots of toys to play with!
MH: Let's get the race begin! GO!!!!!
All the racers zoomed off. The audiences watch a giant screen to keep track of the racers.
MH: It seems that Falcon is ahead of everyone.
CF: I'm gonna win!
Stu: Fire the carrots!
Pid: Carrot missile, fire!!!
CF: Ouch! Who threw carrots at me?
MH: Stu and Pid attacked Falcon, so they get 5 points.
Luigi: Mario, we'll never catch up with the others.
Mario: Use da super mushroom oil to get a boost-a!
Luigi: Got the oil pumped in. Whoa!
Mario Brothers' car zoomed really fast.
CF: What the?!
MH: Mario and Luigi amazingly went past Falcon! They're heading for an obstacle, which is crossing the great lake!
Luigi: How do we cross the lake?
Mario: We have-a inflatable tires.
CF: I'm fast enough to drive above water! (Zooms across water)
MH: Falcon performed an amazing skill of driving on water! He gets 3 points!
Samus and Kirby flew across the lake safely. Mario Brothers used their inflatable tires to float across. Fox and Falco's tank can fly across the lake. Little did Samus know, G&W was on top of her starship.
Ganondorf: How do I get across that lake? I can use the rocks and jump over it.
Bowser: My Koopa Car can swim! (Swims across)
Stu: Release the fishes.
Pid: Carry us over!
Stu and Pid's tank sent out fishes with rope tied to the tank and carried them across the lake.
Wario: Simple, I can drive my car into the lake. (Drives into lake)
Pokey: Now what?
Barney: I love swimming! (Drives into lake)
Pokey: How do I get across?
On the other side...
CF: I'm in lead now!
Samus: Not so fast! (Fires a beam)
CF: Haha! Missed!
Wario: My car is filled with water and fish!
Barney: (Singing) I'm driving, you're driving. Everyone here likes to drive. With a knick knack paddy whack give the car some gas, this racer came driving home!
Stu: Shut that dinosaur!
Pid: I'll throw watermelons into his mouth!
Barney (watermelon in mouth): Aw Aw!
MH: There's entering the long grasses!
Bowser: These long grasses are nothing to me!
Kirby: Yuck! These corns don't taste good!
Mario: Mamamia! I gotta barley up-a my nose!
Ganondorf: Just what I need, my Motor Horse runs on the power of wheat.
Stu: Pack some barley and corns; they'll come in use later.
Fox: Spread out the wings, we'll cut through these grasses.
Fox's tank spread out the wings and sliced through the grasses, leaving behind a wide clear path.
G&W: Ouch! These tall grasses are poking me!
Pokey: Thanks to that fox! I can get through the grasses easily.
MH: Everyone is out of the tall grasses and is heading for the goal!
CF: I'm gonna make it!
Samus: Oh no you don't!
Kirby: No you don't!
Ganondorf: The power of the wheat powered up my Motor Horse, now I can move fast!
MH: Ganondorf is catching up furiously! He's getting pass Kirby and Samus and is catching up with CF!
CF: Get out of my way, black nose!
MH: They're only a few meters away from the finish line!
Ganondorf: I'm almost there!
CF: I must win!
All of a sudden, a pie came flying into Ganondorf's head, causing in to crash into Falcon's front view.
Stu: Did the cherry pie work?
CF: You're in my view!
Ganondorf: I'm too scared to get off!
MH: They got to finish line! Our camera will show who won!
The picture came out. Ganondorf won because he was holding to the front part of CF's car.
Ganondorf: Yes!
CF: Darn!
MH: The point of this race is point collecting. Let's see everyone's score.
Ganondorf: 26 pts.
Falcon: 21 pts.
Samus: 19 pts.
Kirby: 19 pts.
Mario/Luigi: 15 pts.
Wario: 15 pts.
Bowser: 15 pts.
Stu/Pid: 14 pts.
Fox/Falco: 14 pts.
G&W: 10 pts.
Barney: 9 pts.
Pokey: 5 pts.
MH: That's all for today, tomorrow will be the second race.
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