The twelve companions continued walking, getting themselves out of
Rivendell. Toast's depression was coming back- no known cause.
Pippin walked up to Toast, noticing that she was looking quite sad.
"Whats wrong?" he asked in a cheerful voice, trying to cheer her up.
"Ohh nothing Pippin my darling." She said back to him, plainly, but in a fake English accent.
Pippin placed one arm around Toast's waist. "Maybe if you listen to some cheerful music, you'll feel better."
"Its way-far beyond any power music can do Pip." She said sighing a bit.
"Is it because you miss the Shire, or where ever it was you came from?"
"Well Pip, my monkey, its not tat I miss the Shire, I mean, well, the only time I've been there was when I met you. Im actually not from Middle-Earth, if that's hard enough to believe."
"I knew it! I knew you weren't from Middle-Earth!"
"Yes, yes. Keep it down Pip."
"So where are you from?"
"A place called California."
"What was it like there?"
"Well, it was Sunny."
"Anything else?"
"Pip, I really don't wish to talk about this right now."
"Okay then. What DO you want to talk about?"
"Nothing, really, I don't think Im quite in the mood of talking at this moment."
That night, they were all getting quite tired. Toast was munching on a bag of Kix.
"Toast, im hungry. Give me some of those." Kiwi said grabbing into her bag.
"I swear, Im going to get high off of these kix if I don't get any real food." Toast said complaining.
"What are you eating?" Pippin said walking up with Merry.
"Cerial." Toast gives them some.
"Its kind of dry" Merry said.
"Ohh well. Hey you guys go get us some food." Toast said.
Merry and Pippin left to do so. They came back soon enough, and with what looked like they had boobs under their shirts.
Kiwi and Toast tried not to laugh.
"So I see you've grown bigger than I have." Toast said keeping her giggles to herself.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other. The expression on their faces as they saw each other was priceless.
The girls started cracking up as the two hobbits pulled the food out of their shirts, piling them on the food they had in their hands, placing them on the floor.
"Ohh good, they brought food." Legolas said coming out of the tent.
They all ate the food the two hobbits brought for them.
"You know," Toast said to Kiwi, "I am part hobbit, but I hate mushrooms! They taste like human flesh."
"Eww.." Kiwi said.
"I hate mushrooms too!" Pippin said looking at Toast.
"No you don't. You love mushrooms." Toast glared at him for lying to her.
Pippin shrank down.
"Aww Pip, how can I get mad at someone as cute as you!!" She said wrapping her arms around him in a tight embrace.
Pippin smiled happily feeling her wrapping his arms around him.
Merry and Kiwi smiled as in, aww, how cute!
The next day the had gotten further up the snowy mountain. (a/n: sorry, not thinking straight, cant remember the name)
Kiwi ran up to Toast. "Come on, lets do some training. What weapon do you want?"
"Sword."
Kiwi threw Toast a sword. "Okay then, you will be training with Merry and Pippin. They are over there with Boromir."
Toast walked over to where Merry, Pippin, and Boromir were. Kiwi went off and was training with Legolas on how to use the bow and arrow.
They began training, and Toast was a bit off balance.
"Move your feet." Aragorn said, watching them.
Boromir accedently hit Toast on the wrist. Merry and Pippin looked a bit mad and darted at him. Aragorn was about to dart for them as well, then he noticed that it was just playfully. Toast didn't move and just held onto her sword. Toast didn't care about the cut.
The scene turned dark and it looked as if it was a stage, the whole place. The people that were standing around Toast, including Kiwi, were all oddly turned into cardboard. There were lights shining on Toast, and she was dressed in a small bathing suite type of dress, with red beads hanging down it. (a/n: think Chicago). Then music started playing, and she began singing.
"What ever happened to- wait wrong song!" the music stopped. "Its supposed to be the song Unwell by Mashbox twenty, but apparently its Class- ohh its Class! Ill do this song! I like it! Restart!" The music began again.
"What ever happened to fair dealing, and pure ethics and nice manners,
Why is it everyone now, is a pain in the ass what ever happened to class, Class.
What ever happened to please, may I, yes thankyou and how charming, now every sonofabitch is a snake in the grass. What ever happened to class? Class.
Ohh there aint any gentlemen to open up the doors, there aint no ladys, not theres only pigs and whores, and even kids will knock u down so they can pass. No bodys got no class
What ever happened to old value, and fine morals, and good breeding,
Now no one even says oops when there passin their gas, what ever happened to class, class.
Ohh they're aint any gentlemen that's fit for any use, and any girl'd touch your privates for a duce,
And even kids will kick your chins and give u sass, no body's got no class
All u read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, aint there no decency left
No body's got no class
Every guy is a snot
Every girl is a twat
Holy shit
Holy shit
What a shame
What a shame
What became of class." (a/n: Class on the Chicago Soundtrack)
Toast bows. "Now for the original song I was going to do." Toast now has a coat on top of her sassy outfit.
"All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something
Hold on
Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown
And I don't know why
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me
I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking about me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell." (a/n: Mashbox twenty's Unwell)
The lights die down, and Toast is back in her original outfit, the fellowship isn't cardboard any more, and the scene isn't a stage. Toast was still in her original, 'I need help' pose, looking up into the sky.
"Toast?" Boromir said as he got up.
Toast looked over. "yeah?"
"Are you okay? You've been standing in that pose for quite some time now."
"I was just singing to myself."
The was a heard of black birds coming down.
"Lets hide." She said as she got down, the rest following her lead.
Pippin walked up to Toast, noticing that she was looking quite sad.
"Whats wrong?" he asked in a cheerful voice, trying to cheer her up.
"Ohh nothing Pippin my darling." She said back to him, plainly, but in a fake English accent.
Pippin placed one arm around Toast's waist. "Maybe if you listen to some cheerful music, you'll feel better."
"Its way-far beyond any power music can do Pip." She said sighing a bit.
"Is it because you miss the Shire, or where ever it was you came from?"
"Well Pip, my monkey, its not tat I miss the Shire, I mean, well, the only time I've been there was when I met you. Im actually not from Middle-Earth, if that's hard enough to believe."
"I knew it! I knew you weren't from Middle-Earth!"
"Yes, yes. Keep it down Pip."
"So where are you from?"
"A place called California."
"What was it like there?"
"Well, it was Sunny."
"Anything else?"
"Pip, I really don't wish to talk about this right now."
"Okay then. What DO you want to talk about?"
"Nothing, really, I don't think Im quite in the mood of talking at this moment."
That night, they were all getting quite tired. Toast was munching on a bag of Kix.
"Toast, im hungry. Give me some of those." Kiwi said grabbing into her bag.
"I swear, Im going to get high off of these kix if I don't get any real food." Toast said complaining.
"What are you eating?" Pippin said walking up with Merry.
"Cerial." Toast gives them some.
"Its kind of dry" Merry said.
"Ohh well. Hey you guys go get us some food." Toast said.
Merry and Pippin left to do so. They came back soon enough, and with what looked like they had boobs under their shirts.
Kiwi and Toast tried not to laugh.
"So I see you've grown bigger than I have." Toast said keeping her giggles to herself.
Merry and Pippin looked at each other. The expression on their faces as they saw each other was priceless.
The girls started cracking up as the two hobbits pulled the food out of their shirts, piling them on the food they had in their hands, placing them on the floor.
"Ohh good, they brought food." Legolas said coming out of the tent.
They all ate the food the two hobbits brought for them.
"You know," Toast said to Kiwi, "I am part hobbit, but I hate mushrooms! They taste like human flesh."
"Eww.." Kiwi said.
"I hate mushrooms too!" Pippin said looking at Toast.
"No you don't. You love mushrooms." Toast glared at him for lying to her.
Pippin shrank down.
"Aww Pip, how can I get mad at someone as cute as you!!" She said wrapping her arms around him in a tight embrace.
Pippin smiled happily feeling her wrapping his arms around him.
Merry and Kiwi smiled as in, aww, how cute!
The next day the had gotten further up the snowy mountain. (a/n: sorry, not thinking straight, cant remember the name)
Kiwi ran up to Toast. "Come on, lets do some training. What weapon do you want?"
"Sword."
Kiwi threw Toast a sword. "Okay then, you will be training with Merry and Pippin. They are over there with Boromir."
Toast walked over to where Merry, Pippin, and Boromir were. Kiwi went off and was training with Legolas on how to use the bow and arrow.
They began training, and Toast was a bit off balance.
"Move your feet." Aragorn said, watching them.
Boromir accedently hit Toast on the wrist. Merry and Pippin looked a bit mad and darted at him. Aragorn was about to dart for them as well, then he noticed that it was just playfully. Toast didn't move and just held onto her sword. Toast didn't care about the cut.
The scene turned dark and it looked as if it was a stage, the whole place. The people that were standing around Toast, including Kiwi, were all oddly turned into cardboard. There were lights shining on Toast, and she was dressed in a small bathing suite type of dress, with red beads hanging down it. (a/n: think Chicago). Then music started playing, and she began singing.
"What ever happened to- wait wrong song!" the music stopped. "Its supposed to be the song Unwell by Mashbox twenty, but apparently its Class- ohh its Class! Ill do this song! I like it! Restart!" The music began again.
"What ever happened to fair dealing, and pure ethics and nice manners,
Why is it everyone now, is a pain in the ass what ever happened to class, Class.
What ever happened to please, may I, yes thankyou and how charming, now every sonofabitch is a snake in the grass. What ever happened to class? Class.
Ohh there aint any gentlemen to open up the doors, there aint no ladys, not theres only pigs and whores, and even kids will knock u down so they can pass. No bodys got no class
What ever happened to old value, and fine morals, and good breeding,
Now no one even says oops when there passin their gas, what ever happened to class, class.
Ohh they're aint any gentlemen that's fit for any use, and any girl'd touch your privates for a duce,
And even kids will kick your chins and give u sass, no body's got no class
All u read about today is rape and theft
Jesus Christ, aint there no decency left
No body's got no class
Every guy is a snot
Every girl is a twat
Holy shit
Holy shit
What a shame
What a shame
What became of class." (a/n: Class on the Chicago Soundtrack)
Toast bows. "Now for the original song I was going to do." Toast now has a coat on top of her sassy outfit.
"All day staring at the ceiling
Making friends with shadows on my wall
All night hearing voices telling me
That I should get some sleep
Because tomorrow might be good for something
Hold on
Feeling like I'm headed for a breakdown
And I don't know why
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be...me
I'm talking to myself in public
Dodging glances on the train
And I know, I know they've all been talking about me
I can hear them whisper
And it makes me think there must be something wrong with me
Out of all the hours thinking
Somehow I've lost my mind
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
I've been talking in my sleep
Pretty soon they'll come to get me
Yeah, they're taking me away
But I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell
I know right now you can't tell
But stay awhile and maybe then you'll see
A different side of me
I'm not crazy, I'm just a little impaired
I know right now you don't care
But soon enough you're gonna think of me
And how I used to be
Yeah, how I used to be
How I used to be
Well, I'm just a little unwell
How I used to be
How I used to be
I'm just a little unwell." (a/n: Mashbox twenty's Unwell)
The lights die down, and Toast is back in her original outfit, the fellowship isn't cardboard any more, and the scene isn't a stage. Toast was still in her original, 'I need help' pose, looking up into the sky.
"Toast?" Boromir said as he got up.
Toast looked over. "yeah?"
"Are you okay? You've been standing in that pose for quite some time now."
"I was just singing to myself."
The was a heard of black birds coming down.
"Lets hide." She said as she got down, the rest following her lead.