Chapter 12
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Yami: Tell me again, why are we heading to the temple of time?
Mokuba: Cause the authoress said so! And I don't want to know what it's like to go against her like that! Especially after reading some translated Zelda manga!
Yami: There's Zelda manga?
Mokuba: Yeah. It's weird what you find on the internet.
Yami: Ah.
Authoress: AND YOUNG LINK AND ADULT LINK ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTTE!!!! * goes in fan girl mode *
Yami: How many has she read today?
Mokuba: All of the ones on the site . . . including Oracle of Seasons.
Yami: DON'T TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE US DO THAT!!!!
Authoress: If I do, then it would either follow the manga (which has nothing on the dungeons - it has absolutely nothing on them), or it would be on the game.
Mokuba: Ah.
Authoress: Go back in time already! Then we get to see Yugi!
Yami: Yahoo! A break!! * puts Master Sword in the pedestal *
~ 7 Years Earlier ~
Yugi: Aw man. I'm back in THIS role!!
Mokuba: Yeah. And I'm back with YOU!
Yugi: What's wrong with me?
Mokuba: It's just like being with YAMI!
Yugi: And what's wrong with Yami?
Mokuba: A lot. He was really annoying.
Yami's voice: HEY!!!!
Yugi: o.O
~ Kakariko Village ~
Mokuba: We're here to get the Lens of Truth.
Yugi: Why do we need it?
Mokuba: To go through the desert.
Yugi: And the next temple is there?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: But I thought the next temple was the Shadow Temple.
Authoress: Not when I play it! I always do the Spirit Temple before the Shadow!
Yugi: Why?
Authoress: * shrugs * Maybe it's cause the platform orange comes before the purple one. I don't' know.
Mokuba: Is it easier?
Authoress: Yeah.
Yugi: That might be it. Is Ishizu there?
Authoress: Yes. That's why she hasn't appeared yet.
Mokuba: Isn't she supposed to be Marik's girlfriend?
Yugi: . . . . . .
~ The Well, after Yugi played the song of storms ~
Mokuba: Well, this time travel stuff is confusing.
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Mokuba: That windmill guy learned that song from you. But you learned it from him 7 years from now!
Yugi: Oh. Well, that's what we get for messing with time. Now lets find that stupid lens already.
Mokuba: Alright.
Mysterious Voice: Listen well . . .
Mokuba: * jumps in the air * W-what was that??!
Yugi: I don't' know.
Mysterious Voice: * whispering to someone * What's my line?
Someone: I can't remember either!
Mysterious Voice: D'oh!
Yugi: -_-;
Mokuba: Are they supposed to make this place scary or something? Cause it isn't working.
Yugi: I agree.
~ Room with the white monster thing which I don't know the name of ~
Mokuba: Long title.
Yugi: I see she's forgetting stuff again.
Authoress: HEY!
Mokuba: Let's not get her angry Yugi.
Yugi: Aw.
Authoress: Monster, start attacking them.
Yugi: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING IT TO DO!!?!?!??!
Authoress: Attack you, dummy!
Mokuba: She can sure hold a grudge!
Authoress: This is MY fic after all.
Monster: * goes towards Yugi and starts biting him *
Yugi: * starts going into a frenzy and kills the thing in no time *
Mokuba: Wow. A new record! 30 seconds!
Authoress: You still need to work on it Yugi.
Yugi: Grrrrr . . . .
Mokuba: Open that chest that just materialized!
Yugi: Why?
Authoress: 'Cause the thing you CAME for is in here!
Yugi: Oh.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: Thank goodness Yami takes over from here.
Authoress: Actually, you'll have to go to the Spirit Temple too. But just not right now. ^^
Yugi: Damnit.
Mokuba: * sighs * When do I take a break?!
Authoress: Hmm . . . Good idea Mokuba! I'll give your big brother this role for the time being!
Mokuba: WHAT?!?!
Yami's voice: WHAAAAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Authoress: * nods * Yep. So when Yugi pulls the Master Sword, Mokuba will be Epona, and Seto will be Navi, until the Shadow temple. Understand?
Yami's voice: Damn you!!!* shakes fist *
Mokuba: Ok!
~ 7 Years later, on the way to the Gerudo Fortress ~
Yami: Stupid authoress . . .
Seto: I can't believe I'm a fairy! I am SERIOUSLY considering suing this person!
Mokuba: Just be glad your not a horse for a chapter or two Seto!
Seto: I suppose your right. But I REFUSE to work with HIM!!!! * points to Yami *
Yami: * sighs * Kaiba, we have to work together in order to get out of these roles!
Seto: I swear, Téa must be rubbing off on you!
Yami: Watch what you say, fairy boy!
Seto: Then you watch your mouth!
Mokuba: * sighs * I can't wait for the next parody to start . . . these two will be at each other's throats. . . .
~ Gerudo Valley ~
Yami: . . . . we're gonna have to jump it Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yeah . . . * gulps *
Seto: I'll meet you over there * flies to the other side *
Yami: * steam rising from his head * Alright Mokuba. Back up.
Mokuba: WHAT?!
Yami: Back up, so then you can gain speed to jump the distance!
Seto: Wow. That's the most amount of sense I've EVER heard him say!
Yami: * steam rising again *
Mokuba: Let's just jump already! * jumps the cliff in slow motion *
Yami: -_-; You don't' have to go in slow mo.
Mokuba: Ok * resumes at normal speed *
Seto: Well, you two made it across. Whoopee.
Yami: Kaiba . . . . . . * more steam is rising *
Mokuba: How much steam IS he gonna release?
~ Gerudo Fortress ~
Seto: Don't look Yami.
Yami: Why?
Seto: 'Cause they're all girls.
Yami: T_T Can't girls get the message and leave me alone?!?!
Seto: Obviously not.
Random Gerudo 1: Hey! Look at the guy over there!
Yami: Crap! How did she spot us??!
Random Gerudo 2: And look at that CUTE fairy too!
Seto: Shit. Let's run!!! * flies off *
Yami: You're not leaving without me!! * runs off after him *
Random Gerudo 3: Ooh. They can run pretty fast!
Random Gerudo 4: Yeah. * giggles * Get 'em girls!
~ Gerudo Desert ~
Yami: * still running *
Seto: Aren't there sinking sands somewhere around here?!
Yami: I think so!!
Seto: Well then get running FASTER!! They're catching up!
Yami: AGH!! * runs faster then Seto can fly *
Seto: Don't leave ME here!!!! * flies off after him *
~ Desert Colossus ~
Yami: Just how big IS this desert?
Seto: You've ruled a bigger one, Pharoah!
Yami: Shut up!
Seto: Do you think we lost them?
Yami: I hope so. I want to get this temple over with.
Seto: Without any - female - distractions . . .
Yami: SHUT UP!!
Seto: MAKE ME!!
Yami: WILL DO!! * gets in a fist fight *
Authoress: Ooh boy . . . it's gonna be a looooong few chapters . . .
~ Spirit Temple ~
Yami: * looks around * No one home.
Seto: Good. None of your followers.
Yami: -_-;; Would you shut up about it? Mokuba never teased me on that.
Seto: I'm not Mokuba.
Yami: It's a good thing too.
Seto: -_-;
Yami: I can't push this block or get through this passage way. Oh well, we tried * tries to run off *
Seto: * sighs * I'm gonna hate this . . .
~ Desert Colossus again ~
Shiek: Well, you've found your way here.
Yami: Hi Téa.
Seto: Hi. What are you here for?
Shiek: To teach you how to play the Requim of Spirit.
Seto: I couldn't play an instrument to save my life.
Shiek: Who said I was teaching you?
Seto: Good point.
Yami: Just teach me the damn song.
Shiek: Good. Then Yugi can get his part of the dungeon over with.
Yami: Woot!
Shiek: * plays Requim of Spirit *
Yami: * does the same *
Seto: Good. Now let's go get Yugi.
Shiek: Now I just have to teach you one song!
Yami: And then good bye to you!
Shiek: * hits Yami on the head *
Seto: HAHA!
--- --- ---
There's the 12th chapter!! YAY!!!
Yugi: And how many to go?
I don't know.
Yugi: * sighs *
Oh, and I have this great (in my opinion) idea.
Yugi: What is it?
Ok. The Zelda characters take the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters places! And the Yu- Gi-Oh! characters watch in horror as they find out what they are really like! Here's some part I came up with last night . . .
~ -- Saria: Doesn't Marik know the value of friendship?
A.Link: SHUT UP SAR --- I MEAN TEA! No, wait. It's not the drink . . . TEA! Yeah, it's TEA! SHUT UP TEA!!!
~ --
So, what's your opinion?
Yugi: Why isn't there an accent above Téa's name?
It won't work if it's capitals.
Yugi: Ah.
So anyway, what's the opinion on that idea? Should I do it? You reviewers decide!
Yugi: She's gonna do it anyway . . . it won't matter what they say . . .
Shut up Yugi.
~
Yami: Tell me again, why are we heading to the temple of time?
Mokuba: Cause the authoress said so! And I don't want to know what it's like to go against her like that! Especially after reading some translated Zelda manga!
Yami: There's Zelda manga?
Mokuba: Yeah. It's weird what you find on the internet.
Yami: Ah.
Authoress: AND YOUNG LINK AND ADULT LINK ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUTTE!!!! * goes in fan girl mode *
Yami: How many has she read today?
Mokuba: All of the ones on the site . . . including Oracle of Seasons.
Yami: DON'T TELL ME SHE'S GONNA MAKE US DO THAT!!!!
Authoress: If I do, then it would either follow the manga (which has nothing on the dungeons - it has absolutely nothing on them), or it would be on the game.
Mokuba: Ah.
Authoress: Go back in time already! Then we get to see Yugi!
Yami: Yahoo! A break!! * puts Master Sword in the pedestal *
~ 7 Years Earlier ~
Yugi: Aw man. I'm back in THIS role!!
Mokuba: Yeah. And I'm back with YOU!
Yugi: What's wrong with me?
Mokuba: It's just like being with YAMI!
Yugi: And what's wrong with Yami?
Mokuba: A lot. He was really annoying.
Yami's voice: HEY!!!!
Yugi: o.O
~ Kakariko Village ~
Mokuba: We're here to get the Lens of Truth.
Yugi: Why do we need it?
Mokuba: To go through the desert.
Yugi: And the next temple is there?
Mokuba: Yeah.
Yugi: But I thought the next temple was the Shadow Temple.
Authoress: Not when I play it! I always do the Spirit Temple before the Shadow!
Yugi: Why?
Authoress: * shrugs * Maybe it's cause the platform orange comes before the purple one. I don't' know.
Mokuba: Is it easier?
Authoress: Yeah.
Yugi: That might be it. Is Ishizu there?
Authoress: Yes. That's why she hasn't appeared yet.
Mokuba: Isn't she supposed to be Marik's girlfriend?
Yugi: . . . . . .
~ The Well, after Yugi played the song of storms ~
Mokuba: Well, this time travel stuff is confusing.
Yugi: What makes you say that?
Mokuba: That windmill guy learned that song from you. But you learned it from him 7 years from now!
Yugi: Oh. Well, that's what we get for messing with time. Now lets find that stupid lens already.
Mokuba: Alright.
Mysterious Voice: Listen well . . .
Mokuba: * jumps in the air * W-what was that??!
Yugi: I don't' know.
Mysterious Voice: * whispering to someone * What's my line?
Someone: I can't remember either!
Mysterious Voice: D'oh!
Yugi: -_-;
Mokuba: Are they supposed to make this place scary or something? Cause it isn't working.
Yugi: I agree.
~ Room with the white monster thing which I don't know the name of ~
Mokuba: Long title.
Yugi: I see she's forgetting stuff again.
Authoress: HEY!
Mokuba: Let's not get her angry Yugi.
Yugi: Aw.
Authoress: Monster, start attacking them.
Yugi: WHAT ARE YOU TELLING IT TO DO!!?!?!??!
Authoress: Attack you, dummy!
Mokuba: She can sure hold a grudge!
Authoress: This is MY fic after all.
Monster: * goes towards Yugi and starts biting him *
Yugi: * starts going into a frenzy and kills the thing in no time *
Mokuba: Wow. A new record! 30 seconds!
Authoress: You still need to work on it Yugi.
Yugi: Grrrrr . . . .
Mokuba: Open that chest that just materialized!
Yugi: Why?
Authoress: 'Cause the thing you CAME for is in here!
Yugi: Oh.
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: Thank goodness Yami takes over from here.
Authoress: Actually, you'll have to go to the Spirit Temple too. But just not right now. ^^
Yugi: Damnit.
Mokuba: * sighs * When do I take a break?!
Authoress: Hmm . . . Good idea Mokuba! I'll give your big brother this role for the time being!
Mokuba: WHAT?!?!
Yami's voice: WHAAAAT?!?!?!!?!?!?!?
Authoress: * nods * Yep. So when Yugi pulls the Master Sword, Mokuba will be Epona, and Seto will be Navi, until the Shadow temple. Understand?
Yami's voice: Damn you!!!* shakes fist *
Mokuba: Ok!
~ 7 Years later, on the way to the Gerudo Fortress ~
Yami: Stupid authoress . . .
Seto: I can't believe I'm a fairy! I am SERIOUSLY considering suing this person!
Mokuba: Just be glad your not a horse for a chapter or two Seto!
Seto: I suppose your right. But I REFUSE to work with HIM!!!! * points to Yami *
Yami: * sighs * Kaiba, we have to work together in order to get out of these roles!
Seto: I swear, Téa must be rubbing off on you!
Yami: Watch what you say, fairy boy!
Seto: Then you watch your mouth!
Mokuba: * sighs * I can't wait for the next parody to start . . . these two will be at each other's throats. . . .
~ Gerudo Valley ~
Yami: . . . . we're gonna have to jump it Mokuba.
Mokuba: Yeah . . . * gulps *
Seto: I'll meet you over there * flies to the other side *
Yami: * steam rising from his head * Alright Mokuba. Back up.
Mokuba: WHAT?!
Yami: Back up, so then you can gain speed to jump the distance!
Seto: Wow. That's the most amount of sense I've EVER heard him say!
Yami: * steam rising again *
Mokuba: Let's just jump already! * jumps the cliff in slow motion *
Yami: -_-; You don't' have to go in slow mo.
Mokuba: Ok * resumes at normal speed *
Seto: Well, you two made it across. Whoopee.
Yami: Kaiba . . . . . . * more steam is rising *
Mokuba: How much steam IS he gonna release?
~ Gerudo Fortress ~
Seto: Don't look Yami.
Yami: Why?
Seto: 'Cause they're all girls.
Yami: T_T Can't girls get the message and leave me alone?!?!
Seto: Obviously not.
Random Gerudo 1: Hey! Look at the guy over there!
Yami: Crap! How did she spot us??!
Random Gerudo 2: And look at that CUTE fairy too!
Seto: Shit. Let's run!!! * flies off *
Yami: You're not leaving without me!! * runs off after him *
Random Gerudo 3: Ooh. They can run pretty fast!
Random Gerudo 4: Yeah. * giggles * Get 'em girls!
~ Gerudo Desert ~
Yami: * still running *
Seto: Aren't there sinking sands somewhere around here?!
Yami: I think so!!
Seto: Well then get running FASTER!! They're catching up!
Yami: AGH!! * runs faster then Seto can fly *
Seto: Don't leave ME here!!!! * flies off after him *
~ Desert Colossus ~
Yami: Just how big IS this desert?
Seto: You've ruled a bigger one, Pharoah!
Yami: Shut up!
Seto: Do you think we lost them?
Yami: I hope so. I want to get this temple over with.
Seto: Without any - female - distractions . . .
Yami: SHUT UP!!
Seto: MAKE ME!!
Yami: WILL DO!! * gets in a fist fight *
Authoress: Ooh boy . . . it's gonna be a looooong few chapters . . .
~ Spirit Temple ~
Yami: * looks around * No one home.
Seto: Good. None of your followers.
Yami: -_-;; Would you shut up about it? Mokuba never teased me on that.
Seto: I'm not Mokuba.
Yami: It's a good thing too.
Seto: -_-;
Yami: I can't push this block or get through this passage way. Oh well, we tried * tries to run off *
Seto: * sighs * I'm gonna hate this . . .
~ Desert Colossus again ~
Shiek: Well, you've found your way here.
Yami: Hi Téa.
Seto: Hi. What are you here for?
Shiek: To teach you how to play the Requim of Spirit.
Seto: I couldn't play an instrument to save my life.
Shiek: Who said I was teaching you?
Seto: Good point.
Yami: Just teach me the damn song.
Shiek: Good. Then Yugi can get his part of the dungeon over with.
Yami: Woot!
Shiek: * plays Requim of Spirit *
Yami: * does the same *
Seto: Good. Now let's go get Yugi.
Shiek: Now I just have to teach you one song!
Yami: And then good bye to you!
Shiek: * hits Yami on the head *
Seto: HAHA!
--- --- ---
There's the 12th chapter!! YAY!!!
Yugi: And how many to go?
I don't know.
Yugi: * sighs *
Oh, and I have this great (in my opinion) idea.
Yugi: What is it?
Ok. The Zelda characters take the Yu-Gi-Oh! characters places! And the Yu- Gi-Oh! characters watch in horror as they find out what they are really like! Here's some part I came up with last night . . .
~ -- Saria: Doesn't Marik know the value of friendship?
A.Link: SHUT UP SAR --- I MEAN TEA! No, wait. It's not the drink . . . TEA! Yeah, it's TEA! SHUT UP TEA!!!
~ --
So, what's your opinion?
Yugi: Why isn't there an accent above Téa's name?
It won't work if it's capitals.
Yugi: Ah.
So anyway, what's the opinion on that idea? Should I do it? You reviewers decide!
Yugi: She's gonna do it anyway . . . it won't matter what they say . . .
Shut up Yugi.