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Chapter 3: Mountain Speedway
MH: This is the second part of the Smash Grand Prix. You are now racing on rocky terrains. Some obstacles are jumping across the 10-meter wide gulch, getting through the cave, and passing the volcanic zone. Get ready, for the race begins... NOW!!!!
All the racers zoomed off.
MH: Falcon is in first place again!
CF: This time I win!
Fox: Falco, pump in baking soda and vinegar!
Falco: Got it!
Fox/Falco's tank blasts off at the speed of sound due to the chemical reaction of baking soda and vinegar mixed together.
MH: Amazing! Fox and Falco went off at the speed of sound and broke the sound barrier! They'll get points for doing such unbelievable thing!
At the gulch...
MH: Will the racers be able to jump across the gulch using the ramp I prepared?
Fox: Simple, we can fly over easily.
CF zoomed up the ramp and reached the other side safely.
Bowser: I can do it!
Bowser failed and fell into the river below.
Stu: Prepare the bacon bridge.
The 2 clowns got across using a long bridge made of bacon.
Barney: A bacon bridge! I can now cross easily!
Barney's weight made him fell through the bacon bridge.
Barney: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
At the bottom...
Bowser: Good thing my car isn't destroyed.
Barney's Lego car fell down and shattered.
MH: The others are heading for the cave.
Luigi: That cave looks creepy.
Mario: We can use our flashlight-a to shine our way-a in.
In the cave...
Ganondorf: This darkness is nothing to me.
???: Can you escape my grasp?
Ganondorf: Who's there?
???: I am the spirit that lives in here.
Ganondorf: So what? I'm in a hurry, so scram.
All of a sudden, Ganondorf's motor horse slid to the ground.
Ganondorf: Where that banana peel come from?!
???: This has nothing to do with me, see ya!
Pid: Ha! Our banana peel worked!
Pokey: I'm scared of the dark.
Wario: Scram! Fatty boy!
Pokey: No! You're not getting pass me!
Wario: You better not make me angry, or I'll run my car over your tricycle!
Pokey: Take that! (Burps)
Wario: Yuck! (Crashes into wall)
Pokey: Be happy that I didn't use my fart.
CF: Where is the exit? I crashed into walls 45 times already! My car light got crashed.
???: You cannot escape this eternal darkness.
CF: Who are you? Show yourself!
???: No one can see me in the darkness.
CF: Scram! (Crashes into wall) You distracted me!!!
???: I'm the winner for sure! (Crashes into wall) Ouch...
Barney came riding into the cave on a Lego motorcycle.
Barney: (Singing) Oh give me a home, where the bicycle roams, where the cars and limousine park.
The voice of Barney made the stalactites fall.
Kirby: It's raining stalactites!
Samus: Barney did it!!!!
Barney: I didn't know I'm that powerful.
Mario: We're gonna get-a stab-a by the stalactite!
Luigi: AHH!!!!!
The scream of Luigi made all the stalactites shatter.
Mario: Thanks.
Fox: The exit is there.
Falco: We're lucky to have a map of this cave.
???: I have been following you along.
Fox: Who are you?
CF: I'm heading for the exit first!
???: I can get out before anyone else.
Falco: Who is this invisible thing that's talking to us?
CF, Fox/Falco, and ??? zooms for the cave exit. When they got there, CF and Fox/Falco got stucked at the cave exit, but ??? was able to get out first.
G&W: I got out first!
Fox: No wonder that voice sounds familiar!
CF: No one can see him in the dark!
MH: Game & Watch is in lead now and is heading for the volcanic zone.
The outer wall of the cave blows up.
Samus: Hehe. My power bomb made an exit.
Kirby: You lead us out also.
Pokey: Now I can see light again!
MH: Everyone except Falcon and Fox/Falco is heading for the volcanic zone.
Bowser: It's raining fireballs!
Stu: Flaming meatballs!
Kirby: Red-hot tomatoes!
Samus: My starship is fireproof.
Luigi: Wah!
Mario: Use the star gasoline!
Luigi: Got it pumped in!
Mario/Luigi turned invincible and drove through the volcanic zone safely.
MH: Mario and Luigi got out the volcanic zone!
G&W: I'm turning red!
Bowser: This heat is nothing to me!
Barney: I want to swim! (Jumps into lava)
Barney is so fat that when he jumped in to the pool of lava, all the lava splashed out.
Barney: Where did all the orange juice go?
MH: Mario/Luigi is getting near the finish line! Samus and Bowser are catching up also!
Samus: The winner is I!
Bowser: I'm getting near!
Mario: Get-a some mushroom oil!
Luigi: We ran out of it!
Bowser: I have mushroom oil!
Bowser used the oil and zooms toward the goal, but then crashes into the wall.
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: We won!!!!
MH: Mario and Luigi got first place! Here are the scores of everyone:
Mario/Luigi: 36
Samus: 35
CF: 30
Ganondorf: 30
Fox/Falco: 30
Bowser: 27
Kirby: 27
Wario: 25
Stu/Pid: 22
Barney: 19
G&W: 15
Pokey: 10
MH: That's all for now, tomorrow will be the third race.
Please review this hilarious race. If I get too less reviews, I won't continue.
Chapter 3: Mountain Speedway
MH: This is the second part of the Smash Grand Prix. You are now racing on rocky terrains. Some obstacles are jumping across the 10-meter wide gulch, getting through the cave, and passing the volcanic zone. Get ready, for the race begins... NOW!!!!
All the racers zoomed off.
MH: Falcon is in first place again!
CF: This time I win!
Fox: Falco, pump in baking soda and vinegar!
Falco: Got it!
Fox/Falco's tank blasts off at the speed of sound due to the chemical reaction of baking soda and vinegar mixed together.
MH: Amazing! Fox and Falco went off at the speed of sound and broke the sound barrier! They'll get points for doing such unbelievable thing!
At the gulch...
MH: Will the racers be able to jump across the gulch using the ramp I prepared?
Fox: Simple, we can fly over easily.
CF zoomed up the ramp and reached the other side safely.
Bowser: I can do it!
Bowser failed and fell into the river below.
Stu: Prepare the bacon bridge.
The 2 clowns got across using a long bridge made of bacon.
Barney: A bacon bridge! I can now cross easily!
Barney's weight made him fell through the bacon bridge.
Barney: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
At the bottom...
Bowser: Good thing my car isn't destroyed.
Barney's Lego car fell down and shattered.
MH: The others are heading for the cave.
Luigi: That cave looks creepy.
Mario: We can use our flashlight-a to shine our way-a in.
In the cave...
Ganondorf: This darkness is nothing to me.
???: Can you escape my grasp?
Ganondorf: Who's there?
???: I am the spirit that lives in here.
Ganondorf: So what? I'm in a hurry, so scram.
All of a sudden, Ganondorf's motor horse slid to the ground.
Ganondorf: Where that banana peel come from?!
???: This has nothing to do with me, see ya!
Pid: Ha! Our banana peel worked!
Pokey: I'm scared of the dark.
Wario: Scram! Fatty boy!
Pokey: No! You're not getting pass me!
Wario: You better not make me angry, or I'll run my car over your tricycle!
Pokey: Take that! (Burps)
Wario: Yuck! (Crashes into wall)
Pokey: Be happy that I didn't use my fart.
CF: Where is the exit? I crashed into walls 45 times already! My car light got crashed.
???: You cannot escape this eternal darkness.
CF: Who are you? Show yourself!
???: No one can see me in the darkness.
CF: Scram! (Crashes into wall) You distracted me!!!
???: I'm the winner for sure! (Crashes into wall) Ouch...
Barney came riding into the cave on a Lego motorcycle.
Barney: (Singing) Oh give me a home, where the bicycle roams, where the cars and limousine park.
The voice of Barney made the stalactites fall.
Kirby: It's raining stalactites!
Samus: Barney did it!!!!
Barney: I didn't know I'm that powerful.
Mario: We're gonna get-a stab-a by the stalactite!
Luigi: AHH!!!!!
The scream of Luigi made all the stalactites shatter.
Mario: Thanks.
Fox: The exit is there.
Falco: We're lucky to have a map of this cave.
???: I have been following you along.
Fox: Who are you?
CF: I'm heading for the exit first!
???: I can get out before anyone else.
Falco: Who is this invisible thing that's talking to us?
CF, Fox/Falco, and ??? zooms for the cave exit. When they got there, CF and Fox/Falco got stucked at the cave exit, but ??? was able to get out first.
G&W: I got out first!
Fox: No wonder that voice sounds familiar!
CF: No one can see him in the dark!
MH: Game & Watch is in lead now and is heading for the volcanic zone.
The outer wall of the cave blows up.
Samus: Hehe. My power bomb made an exit.
Kirby: You lead us out also.
Pokey: Now I can see light again!
MH: Everyone except Falcon and Fox/Falco is heading for the volcanic zone.
Bowser: It's raining fireballs!
Stu: Flaming meatballs!
Kirby: Red-hot tomatoes!
Samus: My starship is fireproof.
Luigi: Wah!
Mario: Use the star gasoline!
Luigi: Got it pumped in!
Mario/Luigi turned invincible and drove through the volcanic zone safely.
MH: Mario and Luigi got out the volcanic zone!
G&W: I'm turning red!
Bowser: This heat is nothing to me!
Barney: I want to swim! (Jumps into lava)
Barney is so fat that when he jumped in to the pool of lava, all the lava splashed out.
Barney: Where did all the orange juice go?
MH: Mario/Luigi is getting near the finish line! Samus and Bowser are catching up also!
Samus: The winner is I!
Bowser: I'm getting near!
Mario: Get-a some mushroom oil!
Luigi: We ran out of it!
Bowser: I have mushroom oil!
Bowser used the oil and zooms toward the goal, but then crashes into the wall.
Mario: Yippee!
Luigi: We won!!!!
MH: Mario and Luigi got first place! Here are the scores of everyone:
Mario/Luigi: 36
Samus: 35
CF: 30
Ganondorf: 30
Fox/Falco: 30
Bowser: 27
Kirby: 27
Wario: 25
Stu/Pid: 22
Barney: 19
G&W: 15
Pokey: 10
MH: That's all for now, tomorrow will be the third race.
Please review this hilarious race. If I get too less reviews, I won't continue.