Chapter 13
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Yugi: Ishizu's here!
Seto: In the past . . . what happened to her?
Yugi: She died of starvation out here and became a skeleton and the janitor cleaned it up?
Seto: . . . . you're weird.
Yugi: Glad you know, Kaiba!
They both go up the steps and talk to Ishizu.
Yugi: O.O
Ishizu: What? Is it the outfit?
Yugi: * nods *
Seto: * drools *
Ishizu: HENTAI!!!! * slaps Seto *
Seto: @_@ That hurt . . . .
Yugi: If Kaiba drools, then won't every OTHER guy drool?
Ishizu: I KNOW!!!!
Yugi: Ah.
Seto: @_@ So what are you doing here?
Ishizu: Hiding from guys.
Yugi: I would see why none would come out here.
Seto: Yeah.
Ishizu: What are you two doing out here?
Yugi: Trying to find the sage of this temple.
Ishizu: You were supposed to say 'doing nothing'.
Seto: Well who comes out here in the middle of nowhere and nearly die of heat to do 'nothing'???!
Yugi: That's what I'D like to know.
Ishizu: Are you gonna help me get the Silver Gauntlets?
Yugi: The what?
Ishizu: You heard me! The Silver Gauntlets!
Seto: Do we need them to move that block?
Ishizu: Yes.
Seto: Ok! Let's go get them!
Ishizu: Good. Now climb into that hole and get them. I'll be waiting out here for you. * gestures to the hole *
Yugi: * crawling through * She sure is different in this role.
Seto: Yeah. She seems VERY different.
Yugi: * emerges from hole * O.O She never said anything about this . . .
The two boys now see a room with 3 entrances - and a swirling spike thing in the middle, with lots of flying fire keese and an Armos, and you'll know what Yugi is talking about.
Seto: . . . . your right. She never DID say anything about it.
Yugi: * gulp * Let's get this over with . . . * runs in with Boomerang and Sword - and surprisingly kills all the keese *
Seto: That was weird.
Yugi: hmmm . . . which door first?
Seto: Let's go left.
Yugi: Why left?
Seto: I managed to steal a glance at the authoress' guide. The first one we go to is left.
Authoress: CHEAT!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT KAIBA!
Seto: * gulp *
~ Room on the left ~
Yugi: Look at that floating skull!
Seto: Yeah! It's covered in fire!
Yugi: Then how come it's floating? I can't think of ANYWAY it could float!
Seto: Me neither.
Authoress: Shoot that thing already!
Yugi: Ok, ok . . . * shoots at thing behind the gate ahead of the gap in the room *
Authoress: How did he know I was looking at that?
Seto: Beats me.
~ The next room ~
Yugi: Look at the sliding razor thing! How am I gonna get by THAT!?
Seto: By jumping?
Yugi: . . . . Kaiba . . . .
Suddenly, two Anus drift by.
Yugi: EEK!!!
Seto: Kill it!
Yugi: * hits it with his sword *
Anus: * laughs *
Seto: Uh-oh . . .
Yugi: Maybe it requires fire! * uses Din's Fire *
Seto: Since when did you know THAT?!
Yugi: I was doing some chores for Yami while I was waiting. So I decided to kill some spare time and get some magic while I wasn't busy.
Seto: I wonder HOW many things you've done without the authoress' supervision.
Authoress: Yeah, I wonder that too . . .
Yugi: * gulp *
~ Room with the blocks that have a sun pattern on them ~
Seto: Why does she have to have her player's guide with her while she's typing this?
Authoress: Because I shifted my lazy ass and got it from the coffee table downstairs and looked up this dungeon with it! No more going around without it for you guys!
Yugi: Whether that's a good or bad thing I don't know.
Authoress: HEY!!!
Seto: I think it's a bad thing. Then we have to do more in the dungeons. How did Mokuba go for so long like this . . . he'll require therapy!
Yugi: Same with me.
Authoress: Just wait until I get the NEXT parody started!!
Seto: * shudders * Get this dungeon done with Yugi!
Yugi: Right! * gets the blocks in all the right places * And now let's take a break.
Authoress: Heroes don't TAKE breaks!
Yugi: Aw . . .
~ Iron Knuckle room ~
Seto: What's THAT thing?!
Yugi: Just an empty suit of armor. Let's go.
Iron Knuckle: Hey! You're not allowed to pass!
Seto: . . . it's one of Pegasus' guards!
Iron Knuckle: Right.
Yugi: I challenge him to a duel!
Seto: WHAT?!
Yugi: You heard me right!
Authoress: This chapter was close to ending at 5 pages, so I decided to . . . extend . . . it a bit.
Seto: I see . . .
Iron Knuckle: I play one card in defense mode and end my turn!
Yugi: I play Celtic Guardian in attack mode and one card face down and end my turn.
Seto: Isn't it ironic that Yugi looks like an elf and plays one in his duel?
Authoress: Yeah.
Yugi: *does anime fall *
Iron Knuckle: I flip over my defense monster, Neo, the Magic Swordsman, and equip the Silver Gauntlets to it! And then I attack your Celtic Guardian with it!
Yugi: grr. . . my turn now. I play Soul Exchange, allowing me to sacrifice one of your monsters for mine!
Seto: We ALL know what it does Yugi! We don't' need an explanation, like that monkey friend of yours, Joey.
Yugi: . . . And I use it to sacrifice Neo, and bring forth my Dark Magician! Attack his life points directly!
Iron Knuckle: Now I'm past half way with my life points! (He's at 1500)
Yugi: You may as well give up now Iron Knuckle! There's no way you can beat me!
Iron Knuckle: Ok. See ya later. * disappears *
Seto: -_-; That was pointless and annoying . . .
~ Outside ~
Yugi: How much do you bet the Silver Gauntlets are in there?
Seto: Hmmm . . . 50 bucks.
Yugi: Ok! * opens chest * Aww . . * hands Seto $50 *
Seto: Sucker . . . heh heh . . .
???: SHREEIIIIK!!!!!
Yugi: That sounded like Ishizu!
Seto: * looking down * It IS Ishizu!
Ishizu: Stay away from me!!! * Is sinking in weird transportation thing made by Twinrova, who just happens to be 2 random Yu-Gi-Oh! girls: Rebecca and Serenity *
Yugi: ISHIZU!!! What's going on?!
Ishizu: * looks up * What are you two doing up there?!
Yugi: We have the gauntlets!
Ishizu: Oh, you guys are a GREEAAT help!
Seto: She's being sarcastic again.
Yugi: Yeah, let's NOT help her!
Ishizu: . . . . -_-; I should've expected that.
Yugi: I wonder why she is so out of character.
Seto: Maybe it's the script.
Serenity: What am I doing as a witch?
Rebecca: Beats me. But it's better then being a fish I suppose. Poor Bakura.
Serenity: Yeah.
Yugi: Wouldn't Joey be angry that Serenity is working for Marik?
Authoress: That would be a neat fic idea though!
Seto: Then why don't' you do it?
Authoress: Well, people don't usually read my fics. Only this one, which is quite odd.
Yugi: But you got some reviews for your Zelda and Yu-Gi-Oh! fics from Cheetah Goddess.
Authoress: Yeah, and I thank her for that. But it seems people only read my humor fics . . . it's kinda discouraging.
Everyone else: * slowly edges away *
Authoress: Aw man, I let my mouth loose again . . . * sighs *
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: And now, I'll let Yami take over!
Seto: You wouldn't dare!
Yugi: . . . . but I have too! It's in the script!
Seto: Which you've never seen . . . .
Yugi: I took a quick peek at it while Yami was in the Water Temple . . . * whistles *
Authoress: So THAT'S where my copy went!!!
Yugi: * quickly pulls the Master sword *
Seto: -_-;;;;;
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These chapters seem to go by so fast . . .
Yugi: Not to mention you got a head start on that fic where the Zelda characters take out spots . . .
What? What's wrong with being ahead?
Yugi: Nothing, but . . .
But what?
Yugi: I thought you were gonna wait until you start that Wind waker one before that one.
Oh well. I need to get started on it.
Yugi: What ever . . .
~
Yugi: Ishizu's here!
Seto: In the past . . . what happened to her?
Yugi: She died of starvation out here and became a skeleton and the janitor cleaned it up?
Seto: . . . . you're weird.
Yugi: Glad you know, Kaiba!
They both go up the steps and talk to Ishizu.
Yugi: O.O
Ishizu: What? Is it the outfit?
Yugi: * nods *
Seto: * drools *
Ishizu: HENTAI!!!! * slaps Seto *
Seto: @_@ That hurt . . . .
Yugi: If Kaiba drools, then won't every OTHER guy drool?
Ishizu: I KNOW!!!!
Yugi: Ah.
Seto: @_@ So what are you doing here?
Ishizu: Hiding from guys.
Yugi: I would see why none would come out here.
Seto: Yeah.
Ishizu: What are you two doing out here?
Yugi: Trying to find the sage of this temple.
Ishizu: You were supposed to say 'doing nothing'.
Seto: Well who comes out here in the middle of nowhere and nearly die of heat to do 'nothing'???!
Yugi: That's what I'D like to know.
Ishizu: Are you gonna help me get the Silver Gauntlets?
Yugi: The what?
Ishizu: You heard me! The Silver Gauntlets!
Seto: Do we need them to move that block?
Ishizu: Yes.
Seto: Ok! Let's go get them!
Ishizu: Good. Now climb into that hole and get them. I'll be waiting out here for you. * gestures to the hole *
Yugi: * crawling through * She sure is different in this role.
Seto: Yeah. She seems VERY different.
Yugi: * emerges from hole * O.O She never said anything about this . . .
The two boys now see a room with 3 entrances - and a swirling spike thing in the middle, with lots of flying fire keese and an Armos, and you'll know what Yugi is talking about.
Seto: . . . . your right. She never DID say anything about it.
Yugi: * gulp * Let's get this over with . . . * runs in with Boomerang and Sword - and surprisingly kills all the keese *
Seto: That was weird.
Yugi: hmmm . . . which door first?
Seto: Let's go left.
Yugi: Why left?
Seto: I managed to steal a glance at the authoress' guide. The first one we go to is left.
Authoress: CHEAT!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT KAIBA!
Seto: * gulp *
~ Room on the left ~
Yugi: Look at that floating skull!
Seto: Yeah! It's covered in fire!
Yugi: Then how come it's floating? I can't think of ANYWAY it could float!
Seto: Me neither.
Authoress: Shoot that thing already!
Yugi: Ok, ok . . . * shoots at thing behind the gate ahead of the gap in the room *
Authoress: How did he know I was looking at that?
Seto: Beats me.
~ The next room ~
Yugi: Look at the sliding razor thing! How am I gonna get by THAT!?
Seto: By jumping?
Yugi: . . . . Kaiba . . . .
Suddenly, two Anus drift by.
Yugi: EEK!!!
Seto: Kill it!
Yugi: * hits it with his sword *
Anus: * laughs *
Seto: Uh-oh . . .
Yugi: Maybe it requires fire! * uses Din's Fire *
Seto: Since when did you know THAT?!
Yugi: I was doing some chores for Yami while I was waiting. So I decided to kill some spare time and get some magic while I wasn't busy.
Seto: I wonder HOW many things you've done without the authoress' supervision.
Authoress: Yeah, I wonder that too . . .
Yugi: * gulp *
~ Room with the blocks that have a sun pattern on them ~
Seto: Why does she have to have her player's guide with her while she's typing this?
Authoress: Because I shifted my lazy ass and got it from the coffee table downstairs and looked up this dungeon with it! No more going around without it for you guys!
Yugi: Whether that's a good or bad thing I don't know.
Authoress: HEY!!!
Seto: I think it's a bad thing. Then we have to do more in the dungeons. How did Mokuba go for so long like this . . . he'll require therapy!
Yugi: Same with me.
Authoress: Just wait until I get the NEXT parody started!!
Seto: * shudders * Get this dungeon done with Yugi!
Yugi: Right! * gets the blocks in all the right places * And now let's take a break.
Authoress: Heroes don't TAKE breaks!
Yugi: Aw . . .
~ Iron Knuckle room ~
Seto: What's THAT thing?!
Yugi: Just an empty suit of armor. Let's go.
Iron Knuckle: Hey! You're not allowed to pass!
Seto: . . . it's one of Pegasus' guards!
Iron Knuckle: Right.
Yugi: I challenge him to a duel!
Seto: WHAT?!
Yugi: You heard me right!
Authoress: This chapter was close to ending at 5 pages, so I decided to . . . extend . . . it a bit.
Seto: I see . . .
Iron Knuckle: I play one card in defense mode and end my turn!
Yugi: I play Celtic Guardian in attack mode and one card face down and end my turn.
Seto: Isn't it ironic that Yugi looks like an elf and plays one in his duel?
Authoress: Yeah.
Yugi: *does anime fall *
Iron Knuckle: I flip over my defense monster, Neo, the Magic Swordsman, and equip the Silver Gauntlets to it! And then I attack your Celtic Guardian with it!
Yugi: grr. . . my turn now. I play Soul Exchange, allowing me to sacrifice one of your monsters for mine!
Seto: We ALL know what it does Yugi! We don't' need an explanation, like that monkey friend of yours, Joey.
Yugi: . . . And I use it to sacrifice Neo, and bring forth my Dark Magician! Attack his life points directly!
Iron Knuckle: Now I'm past half way with my life points! (He's at 1500)
Yugi: You may as well give up now Iron Knuckle! There's no way you can beat me!
Iron Knuckle: Ok. See ya later. * disappears *
Seto: -_-; That was pointless and annoying . . .
~ Outside ~
Yugi: How much do you bet the Silver Gauntlets are in there?
Seto: Hmmm . . . 50 bucks.
Yugi: Ok! * opens chest * Aww . . * hands Seto $50 *
Seto: Sucker . . . heh heh . . .
???: SHREEIIIIK!!!!!
Yugi: That sounded like Ishizu!
Seto: * looking down * It IS Ishizu!
Ishizu: Stay away from me!!! * Is sinking in weird transportation thing made by Twinrova, who just happens to be 2 random Yu-Gi-Oh! girls: Rebecca and Serenity *
Yugi: ISHIZU!!! What's going on?!
Ishizu: * looks up * What are you two doing up there?!
Yugi: We have the gauntlets!
Ishizu: Oh, you guys are a GREEAAT help!
Seto: She's being sarcastic again.
Yugi: Yeah, let's NOT help her!
Ishizu: . . . . -_-; I should've expected that.
Yugi: I wonder why she is so out of character.
Seto: Maybe it's the script.
Serenity: What am I doing as a witch?
Rebecca: Beats me. But it's better then being a fish I suppose. Poor Bakura.
Serenity: Yeah.
Yugi: Wouldn't Joey be angry that Serenity is working for Marik?
Authoress: That would be a neat fic idea though!
Seto: Then why don't' you do it?
Authoress: Well, people don't usually read my fics. Only this one, which is quite odd.
Yugi: But you got some reviews for your Zelda and Yu-Gi-Oh! fics from Cheetah Goddess.
Authoress: Yeah, and I thank her for that. But it seems people only read my humor fics . . . it's kinda discouraging.
Everyone else: * slowly edges away *
Authoress: Aw man, I let my mouth loose again . . . * sighs *
~ Temple of Time ~
Yugi: And now, I'll let Yami take over!
Seto: You wouldn't dare!
Yugi: . . . . but I have too! It's in the script!
Seto: Which you've never seen . . . .
Yugi: I took a quick peek at it while Yami was in the Water Temple . . . * whistles *
Authoress: So THAT'S where my copy went!!!
Yugi: * quickly pulls the Master sword *
Seto: -_-;;;;;
--- --- ---
These chapters seem to go by so fast . . .
Yugi: Not to mention you got a head start on that fic where the Zelda characters take out spots . . .
What? What's wrong with being ahead?
Yugi: Nothing, but . . .
But what?
Yugi: I thought you were gonna wait until you start that Wind waker one before that one.
Oh well. I need to get started on it.
Yugi: What ever . . .