Chapter 4 ^_^
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Yusuke and Botan were walking toward the village of the Mera clan.
"So Botan."
"Hm?"
"Do you know much about the Mera clan?"
"Eh..." she said.
"Hmmm?" Yusuke hummed glaring at her.
"All I know is that the Mera clan is a," she paused nervously.
"Is a what!" Yusuke shouted.
They heard ruffling in the trees. Two demons came down. They had cat-like ears. There heads were shaped like a reptiles. They had strong muscular bodies and a medium sized tail. The two demons were dressed in armor.
"Holt!" one of them shouted.
"Who goes there?" the other one said.
"Eh.." Botan said nervously. She and Yusuke couldn't think of what to say.
"I smell human!" The first guard said.
"Human?" Yusuke asked, playing stupid.
"No wait," said the second guard while taking a whiff of Yusuke closely. The boy put on a disgusted face. "He smells of demon as well."
"Well, I still dislike him."
Yusuke took a gulp.
"The girl has no trace of demon or human."
"Ain't she a pretty one," one of the guards said while twiddling her hair around his fingers. "I otta have fun with her tonight!"
"Hey!" shouted Botan pushing his hand out of her hair. "I am NOT a prostitute or any sex slave!"
Yusuke laughed.
"What's so funny!?" asked a furious Botan.
"Nothing," Yusuke said. "Nothing," he repeated.
"Why are you two here?!" asked a guard.
"We were sent by Koenma," Yusuke said. Botan looked at him.
"Koenma eh?" asked the first guard. "I know of 'im! What are you guys, Joan or Arc or what?"
"You can say that," said Botan. The second guard gave her a seductive look.
"Stop staring at me!" she shouted.
Yusuke laughed again.
"C'mon," said the first guard. "Let's bring ya to the head chief."
"Ok," said Botan.
"By the way," the first guard said. "My name is Hitoshima. Call me Hito."
"And I am Joshio," the second guard said.
"I am Yusuke, and this is Botan."
"Botan eh?" said the first guard. "Well, she and I otta have a lot of fun tonight!" He was about to kiss her on the cheek but Botan hit him with her fist.
Yusuke laughed hard, as well as Joshio.
"No chance with her," Joshio said.
Botan growled. They went onto the village to see the head chief.
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The four arrived at the entrance of the Village. There were market shops and houses. People were coming and going.
One of the girls noticed Yusuke and shouted "A man!"
The girl dropped her bags and ran to Yusuke. She hugged him and gave him a hard kiss.
Yusuke was surprised. He was scared and surprised. The boy was struggling to get her off of him. She refused while kissing him. He put on force and pushed her off.
"Hey!" He shouted. "What's the big idea!?"
The girl jumped, but before she went to Yusuke, the guard grabbed the girl.
"Hey lil missie! You don't go kissin' someone you don't know!"
She was budging, but the guard kept her at ease.
Botan went over to Yusuke and whispered "I got interrupted by these two before, but as I was trying to say, the Mera clan are a bunch of horny people."
Yusuke looked shocked.
"Hor...ny?!"
"Hush!" she said.
"Hey Yusuke," Hito said trying to not let the girl go. "Apparently you have the scent!"
"The scent?"
"All girls go mad for you. You have the scent that drives 'em wild!"
"Heh, I wish I had it," Joshio said.
"Now I know what Kurama feels like," Yusuke said while slapping his hand on his head.
"Wait till I tell Keiko," said Botan teasingly.
"No way! You won't tell her!" Yusuke said. "And anyway, she was attacking me!"
"I guess," said Botan pondering.
"Yusuke," said Hito.
"Yeah?"
"We otta rush ya to the castle. These girls are bound to smell you any second."
"Alright," said Yusuke.
One of the guy villagers went over to Botan. He looked like Hito and Joshio. The females had human features. They just had tails, claws, and cat ears.
"Hey, hey, hey!" said the male villager. "How bout me and you have some fun eh?"
Botan got out her Oar and banged him on the head. He fell unconscious.
They headed onward to the Castle.
"A male!" one of the girls shouted.
"Uh oh," said Yusuke worryingly.
All of the other females stuck up there heads to look over at Yusuke.
"A male!" shouted the village girls numerous times. They all came rushing to Yusuke
"Run!" said Joshio.
Yusuke, Botan and Hito followed Joshio. About five minutes later, they got rid of the village females. They ended up at a forest outside of the Village.
"It's best to rest up here," said Joshio. "The females otta get rid of the sent of Yusuke eventually."
Urameshi grinned.
"So," said Botan.
The guards looked at her.
"Will you tell us what's up with you and the Koji clan?"
Joshio growled.
"Those sons o' bitches! I hate 'em all!" Joshio paused then glared. "Why? You with them or somethin'?"
"No, no, no!" Yusuke and Botan said at the same time.
"We're on your side!" Yusuke said quickly.
"..yes!.." agreed the ferry girl.
"Alright then," Hito said.
"I mean," asked Botan. "What's the story with you guys? How did you start becoming enemies."
"Well," started Joshio. "It was some-odd somethin' years ago..."
Botan and Yusuke gave him a questioning look.
"I dun know when this started! But, about the beginning of time. There was two men and two women. They married each other. Anyway, This was back in cave men time so you otta remember that."
Botan and Yusuke nodded.
"One day, the two women were pregnant an' then had kids. One day, the kids were playin'. Eh.. Painting or somethin'. One of the kids were bad-mouthin' the other kids painting. They led to some fist fight, an' the parents saw this. The two families separated after that an' they started to fight each other. As generations went by, they each formed a clan, and theys always fightin'. This has gone for a thousan' years or so."
"....."
"Your telling me, that the reason why you two are enemies is cause of a painting!?" shouted Botan.
"Yup!" Joshio said.
"That is..." Yusuke paused and took a breath. "THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE *EVER* HEARD!!!!"
Hito was sitting very close to Botan. He was grinning at her. She looked at him and grinned back nervously. She felt something hard on her knee and her face went pale. She realized what it was.
"EeeeeeEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" She stretched loudly.
"Ew, Ew, EW!!!!" she screamed and hit Hito with her Oar.
"That is SICK Hito!" Botan shouted.
"What happened?" asked Yusuke.
"His....his...his-his," Botan stuttered. "His!"
"His what?!" yelled Yusuke.
"His THING is HARD!"
Yusuke was laughing like a maniac. "What thing?" he asked playing dumb.
"Don't you 'what thing' ME Yusuke!" She ran over to him and went behind him.
"Hito!" Joshio shouted. "Ya perverted bum! How could ya!?"
"I'm sorry," Hito said. "She's juss so damn pretty."
Everyone but Hito sighed.
Yusuke wondered how Hiei and Kurama were doing with the Kijo clan
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Yusuke and Botan were walking toward the village of the Mera clan.
"So Botan."
"Hm?"
"Do you know much about the Mera clan?"
"Eh..." she said.
"Hmmm?" Yusuke hummed glaring at her.
"All I know is that the Mera clan is a," she paused nervously.
"Is a what!" Yusuke shouted.
They heard ruffling in the trees. Two demons came down. They had cat-like ears. There heads were shaped like a reptiles. They had strong muscular bodies and a medium sized tail. The two demons were dressed in armor.
"Holt!" one of them shouted.
"Who goes there?" the other one said.
"Eh.." Botan said nervously. She and Yusuke couldn't think of what to say.
"I smell human!" The first guard said.
"Human?" Yusuke asked, playing stupid.
"No wait," said the second guard while taking a whiff of Yusuke closely. The boy put on a disgusted face. "He smells of demon as well."
"Well, I still dislike him."
Yusuke took a gulp.
"The girl has no trace of demon or human."
"Ain't she a pretty one," one of the guards said while twiddling her hair around his fingers. "I otta have fun with her tonight!"
"Hey!" shouted Botan pushing his hand out of her hair. "I am NOT a prostitute or any sex slave!"
Yusuke laughed.
"What's so funny!?" asked a furious Botan.
"Nothing," Yusuke said. "Nothing," he repeated.
"Why are you two here?!" asked a guard.
"We were sent by Koenma," Yusuke said. Botan looked at him.
"Koenma eh?" asked the first guard. "I know of 'im! What are you guys, Joan or Arc or what?"
"You can say that," said Botan. The second guard gave her a seductive look.
"Stop staring at me!" she shouted.
Yusuke laughed again.
"C'mon," said the first guard. "Let's bring ya to the head chief."
"Ok," said Botan.
"By the way," the first guard said. "My name is Hitoshima. Call me Hito."
"And I am Joshio," the second guard said.
"I am Yusuke, and this is Botan."
"Botan eh?" said the first guard. "Well, she and I otta have a lot of fun tonight!" He was about to kiss her on the cheek but Botan hit him with her fist.
Yusuke laughed hard, as well as Joshio.
"No chance with her," Joshio said.
Botan growled. They went onto the village to see the head chief.
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The four arrived at the entrance of the Village. There were market shops and houses. People were coming and going.
One of the girls noticed Yusuke and shouted "A man!"
The girl dropped her bags and ran to Yusuke. She hugged him and gave him a hard kiss.
Yusuke was surprised. He was scared and surprised. The boy was struggling to get her off of him. She refused while kissing him. He put on force and pushed her off.
"Hey!" He shouted. "What's the big idea!?"
The girl jumped, but before she went to Yusuke, the guard grabbed the girl.
"Hey lil missie! You don't go kissin' someone you don't know!"
She was budging, but the guard kept her at ease.
Botan went over to Yusuke and whispered "I got interrupted by these two before, but as I was trying to say, the Mera clan are a bunch of horny people."
Yusuke looked shocked.
"Hor...ny?!"
"Hush!" she said.
"Hey Yusuke," Hito said trying to not let the girl go. "Apparently you have the scent!"
"The scent?"
"All girls go mad for you. You have the scent that drives 'em wild!"
"Heh, I wish I had it," Joshio said.
"Now I know what Kurama feels like," Yusuke said while slapping his hand on his head.
"Wait till I tell Keiko," said Botan teasingly.
"No way! You won't tell her!" Yusuke said. "And anyway, she was attacking me!"
"I guess," said Botan pondering.
"Yusuke," said Hito.
"Yeah?"
"We otta rush ya to the castle. These girls are bound to smell you any second."
"Alright," said Yusuke.
One of the guy villagers went over to Botan. He looked like Hito and Joshio. The females had human features. They just had tails, claws, and cat ears.
"Hey, hey, hey!" said the male villager. "How bout me and you have some fun eh?"
Botan got out her Oar and banged him on the head. He fell unconscious.
They headed onward to the Castle.
"A male!" one of the girls shouted.
"Uh oh," said Yusuke worryingly.
All of the other females stuck up there heads to look over at Yusuke.
"A male!" shouted the village girls numerous times. They all came rushing to Yusuke
"Run!" said Joshio.
Yusuke, Botan and Hito followed Joshio. About five minutes later, they got rid of the village females. They ended up at a forest outside of the Village.
"It's best to rest up here," said Joshio. "The females otta get rid of the sent of Yusuke eventually."
Urameshi grinned.
"So," said Botan.
The guards looked at her.
"Will you tell us what's up with you and the Koji clan?"
Joshio growled.
"Those sons o' bitches! I hate 'em all!" Joshio paused then glared. "Why? You with them or somethin'?"
"No, no, no!" Yusuke and Botan said at the same time.
"We're on your side!" Yusuke said quickly.
"..yes!.." agreed the ferry girl.
"Alright then," Hito said.
"I mean," asked Botan. "What's the story with you guys? How did you start becoming enemies."
"Well," started Joshio. "It was some-odd somethin' years ago..."
Botan and Yusuke gave him a questioning look.
"I dun know when this started! But, about the beginning of time. There was two men and two women. They married each other. Anyway, This was back in cave men time so you otta remember that."
Botan and Yusuke nodded.
"One day, the two women were pregnant an' then had kids. One day, the kids were playin'. Eh.. Painting or somethin'. One of the kids were bad-mouthin' the other kids painting. They led to some fist fight, an' the parents saw this. The two families separated after that an' they started to fight each other. As generations went by, they each formed a clan, and theys always fightin'. This has gone for a thousan' years or so."
"....."
"Your telling me, that the reason why you two are enemies is cause of a painting!?" shouted Botan.
"Yup!" Joshio said.
"That is..." Yusuke paused and took a breath. "THE STUPIDEST THING I HAVE *EVER* HEARD!!!!"
Hito was sitting very close to Botan. He was grinning at her. She looked at him and grinned back nervously. She felt something hard on her knee and her face went pale. She realized what it was.
"EeeeeeEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" She stretched loudly.
"Ew, Ew, EW!!!!" she screamed and hit Hito with her Oar.
"That is SICK Hito!" Botan shouted.
"What happened?" asked Yusuke.
"His....his...his-his," Botan stuttered. "His!"
"His what?!" yelled Yusuke.
"His THING is HARD!"
Yusuke was laughing like a maniac. "What thing?" he asked playing dumb.
"Don't you 'what thing' ME Yusuke!" She ran over to him and went behind him.
"Hito!" Joshio shouted. "Ya perverted bum! How could ya!?"
"I'm sorry," Hito said. "She's juss so damn pretty."
Everyone but Hito sighed.
Yusuke wondered how Hiei and Kurama were doing with the Kijo clan
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