Chapter 14
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Yami: Well, so much for a well deserved vacation . . .
Seto: Yeah. I had a decent one from YOU!
Yami: Grr . . . .
Authoress: Aren't you guys a LITTLE worried about Ishizu?
Yami: No. She was being mean back there * sticks tongue out *
Authoress: -_-;; Now I'm beginning to think about what embarrassing Wind Waker role I could throw you in.
Yami: Erk . . .
~ Spirit Temple - after moving the block ~
Seto and Yami: Aw crap. * sees Beamos and sliding blade trap thing and 3 doors *
Seto: Is it ALWAYS 3? Why not 4? Or 1?
Yami: I don't know. Why ask me?
Seto: You're the only one around to ask.
Yami: I can't wait until we defeat Marik. Then we'll get this done with.
Seto: You said it. Than I can relax.
Authoress: No ya won't! I have other plans in store for yooouuuuu!!!
Yami: Thanks for jinxing it Kaiba . . .
Beamos: * gets tired and shoots at them *
Seto: YE!! Kill that thing Yami!
Yami: Ok! * bomb misses the first time, and his hair gets fried in the process *
Seto: Uh . . . oh. That things in for it now!
Yami: * gets angry, and blows up the thing *
Beamos: X_X
Yami: * dusts off his hands * There we go. Now, where were we?
Seto: I think we were going to enter one of the doors?
Yami: I think we were going to do that too. Let's go. * enters the one on the left *
~ Room on the left ~
Seto: * looks around * Doesn't look that bad. Just a few triangles, and pit full of quicksand, and lets see . . . maybe a monster in that pit.
Yami: This should be a breeze.
Seto: * flipping through guide * It says we need the Hover Boots. We don't' have those.
Yami: Who says we need them? * plays Téa's lullaby *
Seto: The player's guide does.
Authoress: Ah HA!!! THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!!!!
Seto: * gulp * Uhh . . . . We just need a little help, that's all! Heh heh . . .
Authoress: -_-; I'm still not impressed Kaiba.
Yami: If the authoress can do it, then so can I. See, I'll just use my Longshot to reach the gap. * uses it * See?
~ Room on the right ~
Seto: o.O Just how did the people who BUILT this thing get boulders in here?
Yami: No, the real question is, WHY would they build it?
Seto: They must've had TOO MUCH free time on their hands, if they built THIS.
Authoress: I've been wondering that for a LONG time, my friend.
Seto: I'm not your friend.
Authoress: Wait, your right. * scowls *
Seto: XD
Authoress: Easy. * snaps fingers *
Seto: * is suddenly wearing a big, frilly, pink dress, while maintaining that fairy look * WHAT?!
Authoress: I'll remove it when I think we're friends. ^_^ * disappears *
Yami: XD * laughs his head off *
Seto: :o Just get the key Yami . . . .
Yami: * wipes tears from his eyes * Alright . . .
Seto: hmmm . . . . * reading the guide again * It said he needed the Hover Boots to get one of these too.
Yami: Which one?
Seto: Doesn't say. I guess we're supposed to find out.
Yami: Well, either way, I got 'em all.
Seto: So much for doing the SHADOW temple first . . .
Yami: Yeah . . .
~ Room with the mirror ~
Yami: Something tells me that this dungeon has to do with light and mirrors.
Seto: Yeah, I get that 'mystical' feeling too . . . * takes a long look at the mirror in the shape of a cobra in the center of the room *
Yami: Something strange is in here . . . * takes out the Lens of Truth and uses it, and spots a Floormaster *
Seto: A giant purple hand?
Yami: Apparently so . . .
~ A few minutes later, and at the beginning of the dungeon ~
Seto: That thing brought us back HERE?!?!!?
Yami: Stupid . . . hand. Well, at least we aren't' that far from where we were taken . . .
Seto: That's what you think. * sighs * We're gonna kill that thing next time we see it.
~ Back with the Floormaster ~
Yami: Alright. Let's get him finished off!
Seto: With pleasure!! * takes out his brief case and kills the Floormaster with it *
Yami: o.O Since when could you kill something with a brief case?
Seto: * pats his brief case * Ever wondered why it was so heavy for Mokuba to carry?
Yami: I see . . .
~ Snake thing room ~
Seto: This thing again?
Yami: What a weird statue.
Seto: Yeah. What kind of person would make a statue with a snake on a woman's head?
Yami: Someone that should go to an insane asylum.
Seto: Like Marik or Joey?
Yami: Precisely.
Seto: -_-;
Yami: * walks for a moment * Why are there so many blocks? * pushes them, and then hits the switch inside *
Seto: The platform goes down!
Yami: Yeah! Let's see where it takes us! * Goes on platform when it comes up *
Seto: * looks around * this is the entrance!
Yami: A shortcut! Sweet!
Seto: I don't imagine hearing words like that coming from you.
Yami: Why not?
Seto: Just doesn't' seem right.
Yami: -_-;
~ The next Iron Knuckle ~
Seto: Why do I have to see so many of these?? T_T
Yami: It's not like YOUR fighting them!
Seto: But I saw one with Yugi! And then I have to see it again!!!
Yami . . . .
Iron Knuckle: And you'll never guess whose inside!
Seto: . . . . * Thinks for a moment * Pegasus!
Pegasus: Yep! That's me!
Yami: What the hell is he here for??!?!
Authoress: I decided to bug you guys a bit.
Seto: You have me wearing a DRESS! And you are trying to bug me FURTHER!?!!
Authoress: * sing song voice * And now we shall see this on taa-ape . . . * pulls out video camera *
Seto: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Yami: . . . . let's just kill Pegasus and move on!
Seto: Grr . . . I'm gonna kill her one of these days . . .
Authoress: No you won't! ;P
Pegasus: Can I talk?
Seto: * glares daggers * No
Pegasus: I'll let you have the treasure past here . . .
Yami: * worried glance * It could be a trap.
Authoress: Don't worry! It's no trap!
Seto: How can we trust you?
Authoress: I wouldn't let anything hurt you!
Yami: Then how come my hair has been burnt countless times?
Authoress: That went beyond my control.
Yami: -_-;
Authoress: I'LL show you it's safe! * Walks and gets the treasure * See?
Yami: Great. Can I have that?
Authoress: No. You didn't trust me, and you didn't' get it yourself. It's mine :P I earned it. * Straps it on back *
Seto: -_-; Does this mean we need to take her through the temple and use her and the shield?
Yami: I think it does Kaiba.
Seto: Count to ten . . . count to ten . . . 1 . . . 2 . . .3 . . .
~ Boss Key room ~
Authoress: It doesn't look like you need me in here.
Seto: Then why do we even have you around with us?
Authoress: * taps on the Mirror Shield *
Seto: Grr . . .
Yami: * sighs * I can't wait until this is over . . . You open the door and kill it on this side of the room, I'll take this half.
Authoress: OH JOY!!!!! * takes one of Yami's weapons and kills all the doors, with a crazy and insane grin on her face *
Seto: o.O She needs therapy . . .
Yami: Don't I need that weapon to kill the doors?
Authoress: Yes you do. Can I kill them for you?!? PLEEAASE????
Seto: She's scaring me now . . .
Yami: ^^; Go right ahead . . .
Authoress: YAY!!!! * kills the rest *
Yami: * slowly edges away *
Seto: Let's just get the key and leave . . . .
Yami: Good idea . . . .
~ The room with all the mirrors ~
Seto: Very inventive name authoress.
Authoress: Thank you Kaiba.
Seto: So can you get me out of this dress?
Authoress: You haven't said we were friends yet. So you're going to still wear it.
Seto: T_T
Yami: * sighs * At least he's being distracted from me . . . * pushes the mirrors in place *
Authoress: Come one Kaiba . . . say it!
Seto: NO!!!
Yami: Guys? I have the mirrors in place. We can go to the boss room now. * sees them talking, yelling, etc. * Uh, guys?
Authoress: Hmph! * makes Seto wear a tiara after a snap of her fingers *
Seto: AH!!! TAKE IT BACK!
Authoress: No. Now, let's go fight the boss!
~ Room before the Iron Knuckle ~
Authoress: This was SO easy! * uses Mirror shield to open the Snakes mouth *
Yami: Wasn't it SUPPOSED to be? After all, this is supposed to be the last dungeon.
Seto: But then because of HER * points to authoress * we have to do THIS temple, when it is probably EASIER then the 'last' one!
Authoress: Shut up Kaiba!
Yami: I wonder what surprises are held in this room * rolls eyes and opens the door *
Authoress: Aw great. Its' THESE two. * sees Rebecca and Serenity on broomsticks *
Rebecca: Well, we've got a surprise for you! Awaken, Iron Knuckle! * cackles evilly *
Serenity: Do we HAVE too?
Rebecca: Yes! You HAVE to! It's a part of our roles!
Serenity: * sighs * Ok . . .
Iron Knuckle: Do I have too Serenity?
Rebecca: Isn't she supposed to NOT talk?
Seto: She?
Serenity: Yeah. We brainwashed Ishizu and made her Marik's slave.
Yami: And WHY, did you do that?
Rebecca: The script said so.
Authoress: I see . . .
Yami: * sighs * Can you just let us pass?
Rebecca: * gets a sly grin * Sure!! Come on Serenity!
Serenity: Umm . . . ok . . . .
~ Boss room ~
Authoress: Wow . . . . biiiiiiig room . . .
Seto: And what letter grades do you have?
Authoress: High grades. Why?
Seto: You sounded like a 2nd grader just then.
Authoress: * snaps fingers *
Seto: What did that do?
Authoress: Look at your chest.
Seto: * looks * OO;;;;;;;
Yami: This is getting out of hand.
Authoress: What? I just made him MORE like a girl!
Yami: If your not going to get rid of the dress, at least get rid of the 'chest'.
Authoress: Ok then . . .* snaps fingers *
Seto: Phew . . .
Rebecca: -_-; They haven't even spotted us yet!
Serenity: I thought that it would be a good thing if they didn't.
Rebecca: For a twin sister, you sure are annoying.
Authoress: HEY!! THEY'RE UP THERE!! * points *
Rebecca: 'Bout time someone noticed! And now we'll burn and freeze you!
Authoress: Fat chance of that!
Serenity: Why?
Authoress: Because I have the Mirror shield, and somehow I'LL be able to defend Yami and Kaiba!
Serenity: Plus I don't' want to fight.
Rebecca: Yeah, but we have too. So let's go to the highest stage already.
Serenity: I was hoping it wouldn't come to this . . .
They transform into Twinrova, and the guys get a good look . . . .
Yami and Seto: o.O
Authoress: * conks them on the head, and has anger vein popping out of her head, anime style *
Yami and Seto: x_X
Twinrova: Are you the jealous kind?
Authoress: Sometimes. But I don't even have a boyfriend!
Twinrova: * anime fall *
Authoress: How about you guys just go to heaven, like at the end of the fight, and then we can all be on our merry way?
Twinrova: Sure. Besides, I think this outfit is giving Serenity's half a rash.
Authoress: Uh-huh . . .
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Ishizu rises from her platform, and Yami rises onto his, but he is still unconscious.
Ishizu: -_-; So that's what happens . . . I always hated it when they referred to the Twinrova form . . .
Seto: Yami, get up!
Yami: * mumbling * Just 5 more minutes mom . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Everyone: -_-;;;;;
Ishizu: Just take the Spirit Medallion. This chapter has gone on for quite some time. * the Spirit medallion falls into Seto's hands. But it's a little too big . . *
Seto: * squashed * OW!!
Yami: * gets up * * blinks * What's going on?
Ishizu: We're in the Chamber of Sages.
Yami: Where's Kaiba?
Ishizu: * giggles * Under the Medallion.
Yami: * looks * * starts laughing *
Seto: -__-;;; This wasn't a good day . . .
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The fic is starting to end!! NOOOOO!!!!
Yugi: You still have one more temple, and then you'll have us running around a castle! I'd say it's not as close to the end as you think!
. . . oh. But still! This is the best fic I've ever had!
Yugi: Because it has more then 90 reviews?
Umm . . . yeah! The most reviews I've gotten for any other fic was 25!
Yugi: Riiight . . .
And that was for a Breath of Fire fic!
Yugi: Breath of Fire?
Never mind . . .
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Yami: Well, so much for a well deserved vacation . . .
Seto: Yeah. I had a decent one from YOU!
Yami: Grr . . . .
Authoress: Aren't you guys a LITTLE worried about Ishizu?
Yami: No. She was being mean back there * sticks tongue out *
Authoress: -_-;; Now I'm beginning to think about what embarrassing Wind Waker role I could throw you in.
Yami: Erk . . .
~ Spirit Temple - after moving the block ~
Seto and Yami: Aw crap. * sees Beamos and sliding blade trap thing and 3 doors *
Seto: Is it ALWAYS 3? Why not 4? Or 1?
Yami: I don't know. Why ask me?
Seto: You're the only one around to ask.
Yami: I can't wait until we defeat Marik. Then we'll get this done with.
Seto: You said it. Than I can relax.
Authoress: No ya won't! I have other plans in store for yooouuuuu!!!
Yami: Thanks for jinxing it Kaiba . . .
Beamos: * gets tired and shoots at them *
Seto: YE!! Kill that thing Yami!
Yami: Ok! * bomb misses the first time, and his hair gets fried in the process *
Seto: Uh . . . oh. That things in for it now!
Yami: * gets angry, and blows up the thing *
Beamos: X_X
Yami: * dusts off his hands * There we go. Now, where were we?
Seto: I think we were going to enter one of the doors?
Yami: I think we were going to do that too. Let's go. * enters the one on the left *
~ Room on the left ~
Seto: * looks around * Doesn't look that bad. Just a few triangles, and pit full of quicksand, and lets see . . . maybe a monster in that pit.
Yami: This should be a breeze.
Seto: * flipping through guide * It says we need the Hover Boots. We don't' have those.
Yami: Who says we need them? * plays Téa's lullaby *
Seto: The player's guide does.
Authoress: Ah HA!!! THAT'S WHERE IT WENT!!!!!
Seto: * gulp * Uhh . . . . We just need a little help, that's all! Heh heh . . .
Authoress: -_-; I'm still not impressed Kaiba.
Yami: If the authoress can do it, then so can I. See, I'll just use my Longshot to reach the gap. * uses it * See?
~ Room on the right ~
Seto: o.O Just how did the people who BUILT this thing get boulders in here?
Yami: No, the real question is, WHY would they build it?
Seto: They must've had TOO MUCH free time on their hands, if they built THIS.
Authoress: I've been wondering that for a LONG time, my friend.
Seto: I'm not your friend.
Authoress: Wait, your right. * scowls *
Seto: XD
Authoress: Easy. * snaps fingers *
Seto: * is suddenly wearing a big, frilly, pink dress, while maintaining that fairy look * WHAT?!
Authoress: I'll remove it when I think we're friends. ^_^ * disappears *
Yami: XD * laughs his head off *
Seto: :o Just get the key Yami . . . .
Yami: * wipes tears from his eyes * Alright . . .
Seto: hmmm . . . . * reading the guide again * It said he needed the Hover Boots to get one of these too.
Yami: Which one?
Seto: Doesn't say. I guess we're supposed to find out.
Yami: Well, either way, I got 'em all.
Seto: So much for doing the SHADOW temple first . . .
Yami: Yeah . . .
~ Room with the mirror ~
Yami: Something tells me that this dungeon has to do with light and mirrors.
Seto: Yeah, I get that 'mystical' feeling too . . . * takes a long look at the mirror in the shape of a cobra in the center of the room *
Yami: Something strange is in here . . . * takes out the Lens of Truth and uses it, and spots a Floormaster *
Seto: A giant purple hand?
Yami: Apparently so . . .
~ A few minutes later, and at the beginning of the dungeon ~
Seto: That thing brought us back HERE?!?!!?
Yami: Stupid . . . hand. Well, at least we aren't' that far from where we were taken . . .
Seto: That's what you think. * sighs * We're gonna kill that thing next time we see it.
~ Back with the Floormaster ~
Yami: Alright. Let's get him finished off!
Seto: With pleasure!! * takes out his brief case and kills the Floormaster with it *
Yami: o.O Since when could you kill something with a brief case?
Seto: * pats his brief case * Ever wondered why it was so heavy for Mokuba to carry?
Yami: I see . . .
~ Snake thing room ~
Seto: This thing again?
Yami: What a weird statue.
Seto: Yeah. What kind of person would make a statue with a snake on a woman's head?
Yami: Someone that should go to an insane asylum.
Seto: Like Marik or Joey?
Yami: Precisely.
Seto: -_-;
Yami: * walks for a moment * Why are there so many blocks? * pushes them, and then hits the switch inside *
Seto: The platform goes down!
Yami: Yeah! Let's see where it takes us! * Goes on platform when it comes up *
Seto: * looks around * this is the entrance!
Yami: A shortcut! Sweet!
Seto: I don't imagine hearing words like that coming from you.
Yami: Why not?
Seto: Just doesn't' seem right.
Yami: -_-;
~ The next Iron Knuckle ~
Seto: Why do I have to see so many of these?? T_T
Yami: It's not like YOUR fighting them!
Seto: But I saw one with Yugi! And then I have to see it again!!!
Yami . . . .
Iron Knuckle: And you'll never guess whose inside!
Seto: . . . . * Thinks for a moment * Pegasus!
Pegasus: Yep! That's me!
Yami: What the hell is he here for??!?!
Authoress: I decided to bug you guys a bit.
Seto: You have me wearing a DRESS! And you are trying to bug me FURTHER!?!!
Authoress: * sing song voice * And now we shall see this on taa-ape . . . * pulls out video camera *
Seto: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Yami: . . . . let's just kill Pegasus and move on!
Seto: Grr . . . I'm gonna kill her one of these days . . .
Authoress: No you won't! ;P
Pegasus: Can I talk?
Seto: * glares daggers * No
Pegasus: I'll let you have the treasure past here . . .
Yami: * worried glance * It could be a trap.
Authoress: Don't worry! It's no trap!
Seto: How can we trust you?
Authoress: I wouldn't let anything hurt you!
Yami: Then how come my hair has been burnt countless times?
Authoress: That went beyond my control.
Yami: -_-;
Authoress: I'LL show you it's safe! * Walks and gets the treasure * See?
Yami: Great. Can I have that?
Authoress: No. You didn't trust me, and you didn't' get it yourself. It's mine :P I earned it. * Straps it on back *
Seto: -_-; Does this mean we need to take her through the temple and use her and the shield?
Yami: I think it does Kaiba.
Seto: Count to ten . . . count to ten . . . 1 . . . 2 . . .3 . . .
~ Boss Key room ~
Authoress: It doesn't look like you need me in here.
Seto: Then why do we even have you around with us?
Authoress: * taps on the Mirror Shield *
Seto: Grr . . .
Yami: * sighs * I can't wait until this is over . . . You open the door and kill it on this side of the room, I'll take this half.
Authoress: OH JOY!!!!! * takes one of Yami's weapons and kills all the doors, with a crazy and insane grin on her face *
Seto: o.O She needs therapy . . .
Yami: Don't I need that weapon to kill the doors?
Authoress: Yes you do. Can I kill them for you?!? PLEEAASE????
Seto: She's scaring me now . . .
Yami: ^^; Go right ahead . . .
Authoress: YAY!!!! * kills the rest *
Yami: * slowly edges away *
Seto: Let's just get the key and leave . . . .
Yami: Good idea . . . .
~ The room with all the mirrors ~
Seto: Very inventive name authoress.
Authoress: Thank you Kaiba.
Seto: So can you get me out of this dress?
Authoress: You haven't said we were friends yet. So you're going to still wear it.
Seto: T_T
Yami: * sighs * At least he's being distracted from me . . . * pushes the mirrors in place *
Authoress: Come one Kaiba . . . say it!
Seto: NO!!!
Yami: Guys? I have the mirrors in place. We can go to the boss room now. * sees them talking, yelling, etc. * Uh, guys?
Authoress: Hmph! * makes Seto wear a tiara after a snap of her fingers *
Seto: AH!!! TAKE IT BACK!
Authoress: No. Now, let's go fight the boss!
~ Room before the Iron Knuckle ~
Authoress: This was SO easy! * uses Mirror shield to open the Snakes mouth *
Yami: Wasn't it SUPPOSED to be? After all, this is supposed to be the last dungeon.
Seto: But then because of HER * points to authoress * we have to do THIS temple, when it is probably EASIER then the 'last' one!
Authoress: Shut up Kaiba!
Yami: I wonder what surprises are held in this room * rolls eyes and opens the door *
Authoress: Aw great. Its' THESE two. * sees Rebecca and Serenity on broomsticks *
Rebecca: Well, we've got a surprise for you! Awaken, Iron Knuckle! * cackles evilly *
Serenity: Do we HAVE too?
Rebecca: Yes! You HAVE to! It's a part of our roles!
Serenity: * sighs * Ok . . .
Iron Knuckle: Do I have too Serenity?
Rebecca: Isn't she supposed to NOT talk?
Seto: She?
Serenity: Yeah. We brainwashed Ishizu and made her Marik's slave.
Yami: And WHY, did you do that?
Rebecca: The script said so.
Authoress: I see . . .
Yami: * sighs * Can you just let us pass?
Rebecca: * gets a sly grin * Sure!! Come on Serenity!
Serenity: Umm . . . ok . . . .
~ Boss room ~
Authoress: Wow . . . . biiiiiiig room . . .
Seto: And what letter grades do you have?
Authoress: High grades. Why?
Seto: You sounded like a 2nd grader just then.
Authoress: * snaps fingers *
Seto: What did that do?
Authoress: Look at your chest.
Seto: * looks * OO;;;;;;;
Yami: This is getting out of hand.
Authoress: What? I just made him MORE like a girl!
Yami: If your not going to get rid of the dress, at least get rid of the 'chest'.
Authoress: Ok then . . .* snaps fingers *
Seto: Phew . . .
Rebecca: -_-; They haven't even spotted us yet!
Serenity: I thought that it would be a good thing if they didn't.
Rebecca: For a twin sister, you sure are annoying.
Authoress: HEY!! THEY'RE UP THERE!! * points *
Rebecca: 'Bout time someone noticed! And now we'll burn and freeze you!
Authoress: Fat chance of that!
Serenity: Why?
Authoress: Because I have the Mirror shield, and somehow I'LL be able to defend Yami and Kaiba!
Serenity: Plus I don't' want to fight.
Rebecca: Yeah, but we have too. So let's go to the highest stage already.
Serenity: I was hoping it wouldn't come to this . . .
They transform into Twinrova, and the guys get a good look . . . .
Yami and Seto: o.O
Authoress: * conks them on the head, and has anger vein popping out of her head, anime style *
Yami and Seto: x_X
Twinrova: Are you the jealous kind?
Authoress: Sometimes. But I don't even have a boyfriend!
Twinrova: * anime fall *
Authoress: How about you guys just go to heaven, like at the end of the fight, and then we can all be on our merry way?
Twinrova: Sure. Besides, I think this outfit is giving Serenity's half a rash.
Authoress: Uh-huh . . .
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Ishizu rises from her platform, and Yami rises onto his, but he is still unconscious.
Ishizu: -_-; So that's what happens . . . I always hated it when they referred to the Twinrova form . . .
Seto: Yami, get up!
Yami: * mumbling * Just 5 more minutes mom . . . zzzzzzzzzzzzz . . .
Everyone: -_-;;;;;
Ishizu: Just take the Spirit Medallion. This chapter has gone on for quite some time. * the Spirit medallion falls into Seto's hands. But it's a little too big . . *
Seto: * squashed * OW!!
Yami: * gets up * * blinks * What's going on?
Ishizu: We're in the Chamber of Sages.
Yami: Where's Kaiba?
Ishizu: * giggles * Under the Medallion.
Yami: * looks * * starts laughing *
Seto: -__-;;; This wasn't a good day . . .
--- --- ---
The fic is starting to end!! NOOOOO!!!!
Yugi: You still have one more temple, and then you'll have us running around a castle! I'd say it's not as close to the end as you think!
. . . oh. But still! This is the best fic I've ever had!
Yugi: Because it has more then 90 reviews?
Umm . . . yeah! The most reviews I've gotten for any other fic was 25!
Yugi: Riiight . . .
And that was for a Breath of Fire fic!
Yugi: Breath of Fire?
Never mind . . .