Jewel: Wow...OK, you all are seriously missin' out! Sadly, I'm about 2
notebooks and a series of emails BEHIND what we're writing right now, and
so much has happened.
LaShana: Way to make them feel special, Jay.
Jewel: Shut up, you.
LaShana: Oh yes, and here are the two newest members of Jewel's muses, DUMASS AND FICCAN!!!
Dumass: *French accent* Jewel!
Ficcan: *German accent* Does not!
Dumass: *French accent* Own!
Ficcan: *German accent* Yugioh!!
Jewel: Yeah, don't ask, but if you REALLY want to know, look up "Ficcan" in a German dictionary and think the fav word of that seventies show in a French accent.
LaShana: On to the story!!
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I hate uniforms! Like I loath them! They are these hideous, striped plaid things that are SKORTS! With some jumpers, of course. And KNEE socks.
But that's not the worst part. We had to leave this morning.
Yugi was the one to pick me up. He came right up to the door, and rang the bell. Grandma answered. Yugi actually told her just what he thought of her. Now that was a LOUD conversation.
As I went downstairs, lugging 3 suitcases (2 more were already in Alenka's car) when Grandma come upstairs.
"You know, he reminds me quite a lot of Soloman. Before my poor kitty-witty choked down his nasty chicken. We might have gotten married, you know." She winked at me, and then hobbled up the stairs. Weird.
In the car, we were totally quiet. Then, he pulled me off ot ne side. He turned to me, and pulled out a small black box. I opened it, and inside was a small ruby and crystal ring. I completely broke down.
"Thank you..."
He smiled and slipped it one my right hand's middle finger.
I reached into my coat pocket and pulled out my goodbye gift to him.
He opened the package, and smiled. Inside was my Fire Unicorn Card.
"It's the most precious thing I won. So I want you to have it."
We hugged. We kissed. We saw the time and sped to the station.
Seto had gotten into the goodbye spirit and gave us all these little comlink deals. (More crying)
The whistle blew, and tearfully we entered the train after one last kiss.
We waved to them until we couldn't see them anymore. Just then it struck me that all three had been wearing black, like mourners..
Of course, my sisters all exclaimed over my ring, and I exclaimed over their goodbye presents.
Soon, it was dark. I don't know about the others, but I cried myself to sleep.
Wish me luck today.
Crissy Valentine
PS: Foo on GothKat!!
PPS: Foo on Moo the Chicken!!!
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Hi guys! This is the authoress again! These next 3 entries are the letters we wrote back to Domino. Just so you're not confused!!
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Dear Malik,
OK, ya know what? I thought I'd try to write this letter in cursive..BUT THAT'S REALLY HARD.
School is..great? Yeah, I hate being bad at lying.
It's not FAIR!!! Grr!! WE have to wear these really, really dumb uniforms and knee socks!! Ish!! These people have NO fashion sense!!
We have classes like "Poetic Studies of the Written Word" etc. I rest my case in this area.
OMG!! Jewel and Crissy aren't even in my boarding room deal! I have these two girls who are my roommates. Kisia and Shannon. They are soooo annoying. Shannon leaves her stuff all over my bed because she "Can't disturb her "boyfriends"" which are actually MAGAZINE PICTURES.
Kishia is a goth freak. The only reason she can't wear black is the uniform rule. She's only been following it lately because if she breaks the dress code rule again, she's expelled. That hasn't stopped her from dying her hair black, painting her nails black, and wearing black lipstick. She's broken more rules that truly even exist yet!
Basically, I miss you! The awesome silver and zircon bracelet you gave me only makes me think of you more!
Our school is no longer an all girls school, but the guys here are all geeks. You can't even say 'hi' without getting the atomic formula for paper. Seriously.
I'm totally losing my mind! There are no 'normal' people here! AND since the Valentine sisters are new to the school, we have 'buddies'. They show us around and thus we aren't allowed to sit next to each other in ANY of our classes. We're always in separate corners!
I'd say I can' wait until summer, but the boarding school is year round. At least we get to come home for the Fourth of July for a few days. (We get holidays at HOME.)
Well, Shannon is yelling at me for crumpling one of her 'boyfriends' and I have to go to class.
Yours in distress,
Aundaine Valentine
PS: DON'T FORGET ME and say 'hi' to Fuzzy for me.
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Dear Seto,
I've discovered while here, three things.
I cannot write in cursive.
The use of ALL 13 spoons.
I WANT YOU HERE SO BADLY YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE!!!
I hate it here!! I'm nowhere near Crissy OR Daine for the entire day, and I haven't figured out how to sneak out of the dormitories yet to visit them!! (I'm working on that, though..)
It seems as though this school has been changed. It's no longer all girls - we now have a few..guys..if you can call them that. They all think they're so on top of it - like they know everything! And they won't shut up!! Another reason I want you here - you could make them shut up; either mentally or with the twirly Kendo Sticks.
I miss laughing. Here, it's all stone walls and etiquette and rules and homework. I can't laugh at anything or anyone, it just seems that since nobody laughs (they're all too downtrodden) feeling happy and joyful is so...alien.
I'm in a dorm room with two girls named Rachel and Suzanne. They're in their last year, so they're exactly the kind of girls the school expects to turn out - prim, snooty, and entirely meek creatures stuck in 18th century life. If I hear them ridiculing me for going to a 'public mall' one more time, I'm going to take my etiquette book and smash their faces in. It's apparently 'Not proper for a lady of good social standing to be seen without a parental escort.' They nearly fainted when I told them I owned, much less *gasp* RODE a motorcycle. Rrrghhh..make them go AWAY!!!! These are the most annoying girls I have EVER met!!!!!
Now that I'm nearly done venting, I keep looking at the present you gave me when I left. It's honestly the most gorgeous necklace I have ever seen - I love the amethysts in it!!! All the girls are jealous of it. Everyone has seen it by now - I never take it off.
I can't WAIT until we get some holidays off!! Even though its' a year round school, we do get some days off, even weeks sometimes!! I bet I can even sneak out during the really long breaks!! (Not that I would...not until I have a really good plan, at lest...)
So, I'm ending on two notes.
I really, REALLY miss you!!
Rescue me from the boredom!! Letters, notes, video images, ANYTHING!! Just let me know you're still out there!!!!
OK, 3 notes. Sorry for the sap letter!! Say hello to Mokuba, Mai, and Fuzzy for me!!
The distressed, bored, and lonely one.
Jewel Valentine.
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Dear Yugi,
@#$% the @#%^ing charm class!!! And I quote:
"A young lady musten' associate with young gentlemen without proper supervision until she reaches the proper wooing age of 21."
21?!?!?!?!?!!? WHAT IS SHE ON??!??!?!?! Seriously, all the other people were taking NOTES!! I looked over someone's shoulder and they wrote the exact quote. And looked as though she'd uphold this until she was legally 21. how depressing.
Then, Ms. Verniele told the class about how I was new and such. She asked me if I had ever violated such a perfect rule. She sh=ounded like she believed I actually hadn't.
"Well, I actually have boyfriend, and I'm quite proud to say I've kissed him a whole lot."
There was a collective gasp, and the mistress even pulled me out of class to warn me never to taint "our fresh new minds" again with such vulgar talk. Puh-leeze.
My roommates aren't even the Valentine sisters. They are these two freakish girls who are named CiCi and Kim. If only murder was legal. *Growling* Well, I suppose I could have gotten worse roomies, but, still..
Our dorm room is totally am packed with posters. Of...you..don't ask me how, but apparently CiCi is a huge fan. She ways she got your photo off of a dueling website, and went to a poster place and got them enlarged. It's really puite freaky. I walk in, and you're staring at me. Yeah. Only you were 2-D. otherwise I might have gotten kicked out of this wretched school for making out with a poster.
And that would have been okay. Getting expelled, at least. Then I could come home and cheer you on at the finals. But don't worry, my labtop is now permanently connected to the Battle City website and always recording your duels. So I'll be there spiritually.
Oh, and NEVER, in your life, get a fooing chicken. And I'll promise to never get a cat. Long story. But, I'll tell you on the comlink soon. In fact, you'll most likely get the story before you'll get this letter. Oh well. I'll just babble on with absolutely no life and I'll waste paper. And possibly come late to our evening meal. Just for spite.
Seriously, I'll most likely have to tighten my corset for being late. Yup. A fooing corset. Grandma sure has a sucky idea on good schools.
So, how's Serenity? And Alenka and Alli? How is AEVERYONE?? Oh, I feel so cut off from a normal world. To think that Domino City is NORMAL. That's crazy. But, compared to this nuthouse it is.
Oh, screw every single teacher and master and mistress in this entire fooing building! They have such stupid courses, like the previously mentioned charms, and etiquette and dance and voice and all crap classes. Foo. I'd give anything for a normal math class or something.
OK, back to my roomies. After getting over the whole poster shock, I introduced myself. CiCi's first words to me were, "OMG, you know who Yugi Moto is, right? Of course you do, he's the best!! But he's all mine!!"
I extended a hand, and was all like, "Yes, I know Yugi. In fact - "
She cuts me off, and starts going on about how wonderful you are and all, then she starts on how sexy you are. Here is where I almost went on a killing spree with my bare hands, but then I told her that I was your girlfriend.
Her eyes got all buggy and she almost throttled ME. But then she apparently thought better of it and retreated to her bed and started doing her not-due-until-next-week homework.
Then Kim, this erratic little girly-girl came up to me and does the whole dead fish routine and I smiled fakily and pleaded tired.
I made my escape to the bathroom, and there I took a nice long bath. Thank God for warm water!
So, how's Mr. Moto? And please tell me Seto and Malik are staying in touch with you!!
I really, really miss you. I want to break out of this Hell-on-Earth place and run back to Domino City as fast as I can!
But we know I have to stay. Sadly, well, my hand is crampin' up so I'll sign off.
I luv you!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: I'll comlink ya soon. Good luck on beating Seto's BUTT!!
Okay, I enclosed a copy of the letter I sent to Yugi after my bath. Now I know I'm gonna have to put up with evil glares from CiCi ALL of the time.
Gggrrr..little brat. Don't even get me started.
Well, I wasn't lying when I said I was getting hand cramps earlier. HAHAHA!!! CiCi just saw my ring. And she's asking me who I got it from.
*Answering in process* Hehehehehe...oh, revenge (even the little ones) are sweet!!
OK, now I really, really gotta get outta here!
Bye!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: I hate this place.
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Well, now I just feel SO loved. JJCrimson was once again my most loyal reviewer, mostly due to the fact that JJCrimson was the ONLY ONE TO REVIEW!!!!!!!
So, a huge thank you to JJCrimson!!!!! APPLAUSE FOR YOU!!!!!
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OK, people, y'all know what to do! Read and review!! All flames will be consumed by Crissy's Fire Unicorn, dissipated by Jewel's Water Unicorn, and the people who made them will be chased down by Daine's Lightning Unicorn. Happy? Good.
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LaShana: Way to make them feel special, Jay.
Jewel: Shut up, you.
LaShana: Oh yes, and here are the two newest members of Jewel's muses, DUMASS AND FICCAN!!!
Dumass: *French accent* Jewel!
Ficcan: *German accent* Does not!
Dumass: *French accent* Own!
Ficcan: *German accent* Yugioh!!
Jewel: Yeah, don't ask, but if you REALLY want to know, look up "Ficcan" in a German dictionary and think the fav word of that seventies show in a French accent.
LaShana: On to the story!!
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I hate uniforms! Like I loath them! They are these hideous, striped plaid things that are SKORTS! With some jumpers, of course. And KNEE socks.
But that's not the worst part. We had to leave this morning.
Yugi was the one to pick me up. He came right up to the door, and rang the bell. Grandma answered. Yugi actually told her just what he thought of her. Now that was a LOUD conversation.
As I went downstairs, lugging 3 suitcases (2 more were already in Alenka's car) when Grandma come upstairs.
"You know, he reminds me quite a lot of Soloman. Before my poor kitty-witty choked down his nasty chicken. We might have gotten married, you know." She winked at me, and then hobbled up the stairs. Weird.
In the car, we were totally quiet. Then, he pulled me off ot ne side. He turned to me, and pulled out a small black box. I opened it, and inside was a small ruby and crystal ring. I completely broke down.
"Thank you..."
He smiled and slipped it one my right hand's middle finger.
I reached into my coat pocket and pulled out my goodbye gift to him.
He opened the package, and smiled. Inside was my Fire Unicorn Card.
"It's the most precious thing I won. So I want you to have it."
We hugged. We kissed. We saw the time and sped to the station.
Seto had gotten into the goodbye spirit and gave us all these little comlink deals. (More crying)
The whistle blew, and tearfully we entered the train after one last kiss.
We waved to them until we couldn't see them anymore. Just then it struck me that all three had been wearing black, like mourners..
Of course, my sisters all exclaimed over my ring, and I exclaimed over their goodbye presents.
Soon, it was dark. I don't know about the others, but I cried myself to sleep.
Wish me luck today.
Crissy Valentine
PS: Foo on GothKat!!
PPS: Foo on Moo the Chicken!!!
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Hi guys! This is the authoress again! These next 3 entries are the letters we wrote back to Domino. Just so you're not confused!!
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Dear Malik,
OK, ya know what? I thought I'd try to write this letter in cursive..BUT THAT'S REALLY HARD.
School is..great? Yeah, I hate being bad at lying.
It's not FAIR!!! Grr!! WE have to wear these really, really dumb uniforms and knee socks!! Ish!! These people have NO fashion sense!!
We have classes like "Poetic Studies of the Written Word" etc. I rest my case in this area.
OMG!! Jewel and Crissy aren't even in my boarding room deal! I have these two girls who are my roommates. Kisia and Shannon. They are soooo annoying. Shannon leaves her stuff all over my bed because she "Can't disturb her "boyfriends"" which are actually MAGAZINE PICTURES.
Kishia is a goth freak. The only reason she can't wear black is the uniform rule. She's only been following it lately because if she breaks the dress code rule again, she's expelled. That hasn't stopped her from dying her hair black, painting her nails black, and wearing black lipstick. She's broken more rules that truly even exist yet!
Basically, I miss you! The awesome silver and zircon bracelet you gave me only makes me think of you more!
Our school is no longer an all girls school, but the guys here are all geeks. You can't even say 'hi' without getting the atomic formula for paper. Seriously.
I'm totally losing my mind! There are no 'normal' people here! AND since the Valentine sisters are new to the school, we have 'buddies'. They show us around and thus we aren't allowed to sit next to each other in ANY of our classes. We're always in separate corners!
I'd say I can' wait until summer, but the boarding school is year round. At least we get to come home for the Fourth of July for a few days. (We get holidays at HOME.)
Well, Shannon is yelling at me for crumpling one of her 'boyfriends' and I have to go to class.
Yours in distress,
Aundaine Valentine
PS: DON'T FORGET ME and say 'hi' to Fuzzy for me.
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Dear Seto,
I've discovered while here, three things.
I cannot write in cursive.
The use of ALL 13 spoons.
I WANT YOU HERE SO BADLY YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE!!!
I hate it here!! I'm nowhere near Crissy OR Daine for the entire day, and I haven't figured out how to sneak out of the dormitories yet to visit them!! (I'm working on that, though..)
It seems as though this school has been changed. It's no longer all girls - we now have a few..guys..if you can call them that. They all think they're so on top of it - like they know everything! And they won't shut up!! Another reason I want you here - you could make them shut up; either mentally or with the twirly Kendo Sticks.
I miss laughing. Here, it's all stone walls and etiquette and rules and homework. I can't laugh at anything or anyone, it just seems that since nobody laughs (they're all too downtrodden) feeling happy and joyful is so...alien.
I'm in a dorm room with two girls named Rachel and Suzanne. They're in their last year, so they're exactly the kind of girls the school expects to turn out - prim, snooty, and entirely meek creatures stuck in 18th century life. If I hear them ridiculing me for going to a 'public mall' one more time, I'm going to take my etiquette book and smash their faces in. It's apparently 'Not proper for a lady of good social standing to be seen without a parental escort.' They nearly fainted when I told them I owned, much less *gasp* RODE a motorcycle. Rrrghhh..make them go AWAY!!!! These are the most annoying girls I have EVER met!!!!!
Now that I'm nearly done venting, I keep looking at the present you gave me when I left. It's honestly the most gorgeous necklace I have ever seen - I love the amethysts in it!!! All the girls are jealous of it. Everyone has seen it by now - I never take it off.
I can't WAIT until we get some holidays off!! Even though its' a year round school, we do get some days off, even weeks sometimes!! I bet I can even sneak out during the really long breaks!! (Not that I would...not until I have a really good plan, at lest...)
So, I'm ending on two notes.
I really, REALLY miss you!!
Rescue me from the boredom!! Letters, notes, video images, ANYTHING!! Just let me know you're still out there!!!!
OK, 3 notes. Sorry for the sap letter!! Say hello to Mokuba, Mai, and Fuzzy for me!!
The distressed, bored, and lonely one.
Jewel Valentine.
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Dear Yugi,
@#$% the @#%^ing charm class!!! And I quote:
"A young lady musten' associate with young gentlemen without proper supervision until she reaches the proper wooing age of 21."
21?!?!?!?!?!!? WHAT IS SHE ON??!??!?!?! Seriously, all the other people were taking NOTES!! I looked over someone's shoulder and they wrote the exact quote. And looked as though she'd uphold this until she was legally 21. how depressing.
Then, Ms. Verniele told the class about how I was new and such. She asked me if I had ever violated such a perfect rule. She sh=ounded like she believed I actually hadn't.
"Well, I actually have boyfriend, and I'm quite proud to say I've kissed him a whole lot."
There was a collective gasp, and the mistress even pulled me out of class to warn me never to taint "our fresh new minds" again with such vulgar talk. Puh-leeze.
My roommates aren't even the Valentine sisters. They are these two freakish girls who are named CiCi and Kim. If only murder was legal. *Growling* Well, I suppose I could have gotten worse roomies, but, still..
Our dorm room is totally am packed with posters. Of...you..don't ask me how, but apparently CiCi is a huge fan. She ways she got your photo off of a dueling website, and went to a poster place and got them enlarged. It's really puite freaky. I walk in, and you're staring at me. Yeah. Only you were 2-D. otherwise I might have gotten kicked out of this wretched school for making out with a poster.
And that would have been okay. Getting expelled, at least. Then I could come home and cheer you on at the finals. But don't worry, my labtop is now permanently connected to the Battle City website and always recording your duels. So I'll be there spiritually.
Oh, and NEVER, in your life, get a fooing chicken. And I'll promise to never get a cat. Long story. But, I'll tell you on the comlink soon. In fact, you'll most likely get the story before you'll get this letter. Oh well. I'll just babble on with absolutely no life and I'll waste paper. And possibly come late to our evening meal. Just for spite.
Seriously, I'll most likely have to tighten my corset for being late. Yup. A fooing corset. Grandma sure has a sucky idea on good schools.
So, how's Serenity? And Alenka and Alli? How is AEVERYONE?? Oh, I feel so cut off from a normal world. To think that Domino City is NORMAL. That's crazy. But, compared to this nuthouse it is.
Oh, screw every single teacher and master and mistress in this entire fooing building! They have such stupid courses, like the previously mentioned charms, and etiquette and dance and voice and all crap classes. Foo. I'd give anything for a normal math class or something.
OK, back to my roomies. After getting over the whole poster shock, I introduced myself. CiCi's first words to me were, "OMG, you know who Yugi Moto is, right? Of course you do, he's the best!! But he's all mine!!"
I extended a hand, and was all like, "Yes, I know Yugi. In fact - "
She cuts me off, and starts going on about how wonderful you are and all, then she starts on how sexy you are. Here is where I almost went on a killing spree with my bare hands, but then I told her that I was your girlfriend.
Her eyes got all buggy and she almost throttled ME. But then she apparently thought better of it and retreated to her bed and started doing her not-due-until-next-week homework.
Then Kim, this erratic little girly-girl came up to me and does the whole dead fish routine and I smiled fakily and pleaded tired.
I made my escape to the bathroom, and there I took a nice long bath. Thank God for warm water!
So, how's Mr. Moto? And please tell me Seto and Malik are staying in touch with you!!
I really, really miss you. I want to break out of this Hell-on-Earth place and run back to Domino City as fast as I can!
But we know I have to stay. Sadly, well, my hand is crampin' up so I'll sign off.
I luv you!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: I'll comlink ya soon. Good luck on beating Seto's BUTT!!
Okay, I enclosed a copy of the letter I sent to Yugi after my bath. Now I know I'm gonna have to put up with evil glares from CiCi ALL of the time.
Gggrrr..little brat. Don't even get me started.
Well, I wasn't lying when I said I was getting hand cramps earlier. HAHAHA!!! CiCi just saw my ring. And she's asking me who I got it from.
*Answering in process* Hehehehehe...oh, revenge (even the little ones) are sweet!!
OK, now I really, really gotta get outta here!
Bye!!
Crissy Valentine
PS: I hate this place.
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Well, now I just feel SO loved. JJCrimson was once again my most loyal reviewer, mostly due to the fact that JJCrimson was the ONLY ONE TO REVIEW!!!!!!!
So, a huge thank you to JJCrimson!!!!! APPLAUSE FOR YOU!!!!!
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OK, people, y'all know what to do! Read and review!! All flames will be consumed by Crissy's Fire Unicorn, dissipated by Jewel's Water Unicorn, and the people who made them will be chased down by Daine's Lightning Unicorn. Happy? Good.
So press the little button.
It's right there.
TYPE!!
DO IT!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and anyone who reviews this chapter will actually be RESPONDED to in the next!! Happy writing!!