Chapter 15
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Yami: Ah, it's great to have you back Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yeah, but I was having a great break!
Yami: What were you doing?
Mokuba: Eating sugar, and being hyper and stuff! =D So I'll be hyper for this chapter!
Yami: uh-oh!
Mokuba: =D Yeah! So, arewethereyetarewethereyetarewethereyet????* flies around in a crazy pattern *
Yami: * sighs * This should be the worst chapter of my life . . . .
Mokuba: =D YOUBET!!!! WEEEE!!!
~ Kakariko Village ~
Yami: The village is on fire!!!
Mokuba: * still hyper * Whatarewegonnado?Whatarewegonnado?
Yami: We'll get you back to normal first!!
Mokuba: =D OKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!!
Yami: * exasperated sigh * Look whose by the well!
Mokuba: =D It's Sheik!! HI SHEEEEEIIIIKKK!!!!!!
Sheik: -_-;;; Great. Mokuba's been eating sugar again . . .
Yami: What are you doing here?
Sheik: I am trying to banish the evil that will soon come out of the well.
Mokuba: =D Reaaly? What's it like??? IS IT FRIENDLY!?!?
Sheik: Can I knock him unconscious?
Yami: You think I didn't try that earlier?
Sheik: o.O
Thing in the well: * starts to rise *
Sheik: Stay back!
Yami: Why should I?
Mokuba: =D Is it coming? YAY! A new friend!!! \^o^/
Sheik: Because I said so. And would someone PLEASE knock him unconscious?
Yami: * traps Mokuba in a bottle *
Sheik: That will have to do.
Mokuba: =D HEY! Listen! Hey! Hey!! Look! Hey! WEEEEEEHHEEE!!!!!
Yami: -___-;;;;; We need to get him not as hyper. It could screw up the chapter.
Thing in the well: * grabs Sheik and tosses him around *
Sheik: I think I'm gonna be sick!! * gets tossed onto the ground, and is unconscious *
Yami: Uh-oh . . .
Thing in the well: * grabs Yami and does the same *
Yami: x_X
Mokuba: =D WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! THIS IS FUUUN!!!!!!
~ Later, when Yami wakes up ~
Sheik: WAKE UP!!!
Yami: * jumps 3 feet high *
Mokuba: =D YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!!
Yami: Oh my head . . .
Sheik: Glad to see you're awake! ^_^
Yami: I can't say the same for me though . . .
Mokuba: =D I'M happy your awake!
Yami: Is he going to be like this for the WHOLE chapter?
Sheik: I'm afraid so . . .
Yami: Ra, take me now!
Ra: I'm on vacation Yami! Call me when I'm back!
Sheik: o.O
Mokuba: =D Woah, you can talk to a GOD!!! Let me talk to him!!
Yami: Damnit . . . does ANYONE have aspirin?
Random Guy: What's aspirin?
Yami: T_T
Sheik: I'll just teach you the song so you can rescue Mai . . .
Yami: Why does Mai need rescuing? I thought she didn't want our help.
Sheik: It was her job to do this ya know. So here's the song. * plays Nocturne of Shadow *
Yami: * does the same *
~ Shadow Temple ~
Mokuba: =D Yay! A thin corridor, and a pit in this room! YAY!!
Yami: You need to get back in the bottle! * accidentally falls down the pit trying to trap Mokuba * THIS ISN'T GOOOOOooooooo * sound fades away *
Mokuba: =D Ooooohhh . . . echo . . .
~ The room AFTER that! ~
Yami: Grrrr . . . . it's a good thing that the authoress was around . . . then you'd be a goner in this temple.
Mokuba: =D Why would I STAY in this place? It's gross and creepy! I'd be going to Hawaii! Now THAT'S a nice place to be!
Yami: JUST GET IN THE DAMN BOTTLE!!!!!
Mokuba: =D NO!!! * blows his tongue at him *
Yami: * anger vein is popping at an incredible rate *
Authoress: uhhh . . . . I don't want to replace Mokuba . . . but I want to make sure Yami gets through the temple! * light bulb pops up above head *
~ Some modifications are being made . . . please stand by ~
Yami Bakura: * blinks a few times * What the hell happened?
Mokuba: =D I guess the authoress decided to switch you for Yami. YAY! A NEW FRIEND!!!!! \^o^/
Yami Bakura: * gets an angry look *
Mokuba: =D My new friends an ANGRY friend!!!
Yami Bakura: * muttering * please let me kill him . . .
Mokuba: =D If you did kill me Seto would kill you too!
Yami Bakura: Grrr . . .
~ Hover Boot's room ~
Mokuba: =D Could you teach ME how to send monsters to the Shadow realm? PLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSE?!?!?!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Maybe. * takes the Hover Boot's out of the chest *
Mokuba: ^^ Oooohhh . . . what's that?!!!
Yami Bakura: A pair of stupid boots!!!!
Mokuba: Can I try them on?
Yami Bakura: Sure. I'll go pay a visit to the Boss of this dungeon and give him a lesson about leaving a pair of boots as the dungeons main item . . . * stalks off *
[Offset] Yami Bakura: Just give me the Boss Key!!!!
Authoress: NO!!! YOU HAVE TO EARN IT FIRST!!!!
Yami Bakura: I'VE EARNED IT!!!!
Authoress: I DON'T THINK SENDING MONSTERS TO THE SHADOW REALM QUALIFIES!!!!!
Yami: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Authoress: Great. Now I need to find someone too replace HIM!!! * looks at the cast *
Everyone else: * edges away quickly *
Authoress: * graps Téa's collar * You can do this!
Téa: W-w-who, ME?!?!
Authoress: Yeah, you.
Téa: Why me?
Authoress: You wanted a better role, didn't you?
Téa: On second thought . . .
~ Room with the swirling blade thing ~
Téa: Aw crap. Now I'm stuck with a hyper Mokuba, and then I have to go through the SHADOW temple! This'll be a living hell!
Mokuba: =D YYYAAAAYYY!!! A LIVING HELL!!! WEEE-HEEE-HEEEE!!!
Téa: Alright. Now I'll have to put my dancing lessons to the test!
Mokuba: =D By doing what?
Téa: By avoiding the swirling blade?
Mokuba: =D Good point!!! Plus I see silver rupees, so that means you have to collect them! YAY!!!
Téa: * groans *
~ Basement ~
Mokuba: =D They must really want people to die, seeing all of these guillotines.
Téa: And there's GOTTA be something else in here.
Mokuba: =D Yeah. Look up! It's right above you!
Téa: Huh? * looks up *AAAAAAHHHH!
~ Beginning ~
Téa: A Wallmaster!??!?!!!!
Mokuba: =D Yep. Wasn't that fun?
Téa: * twitch * No it wasn't! Now I have to hike all the way back!!! T_T This really IS a living hell!
Mokuba: =D It was fun for me!
Téa: Your insane.
~ Guillotines room with the Beamos and Silver rupees ~
Téa: MORE silver rupees?!?! When are they going to get sick about collecting rupees?
Mokuba: =D And you wallets full!!!
Téa: What does that have to do with this?
Mokuba: =D Well, it means that you can still pick them up, but it just won't give you any rupees!!
Téa: Like I'm going for money!
Mokuba: =D Whatever you say, friendship girl.
Téa: I am not friendship girl!
Mokuba: =D Your not? I thought you were!
Beamos: * spots them and fires *
Téa: * crispy *
Mokuba: =D Woah! Let's do that again!
Téa: Not in YOUR lifetime!
~ Boat ~
Mokuba: =D Aww . . . this chapter sure is short!
Téa: That's a good thing!
Mokuba: =D But I loved this chapter! It made me hyper, and annoying and stuff!
Téa: Man, I wish the authoress wouldn't spend as much time on this fic.
Authoress: HEY!!!!!!! I'm working on other fics too ya know!
Téa: *dull voice * Good for you
Authoress: YOU'RE lucky I don't do yaoi or bash you! 'Cause that seems like the most abundant crap around these days!
Téa: I agree. There's hardly any good fics out there.
Mokuba: =D And they make me hyper and sugar charged, and annoy Seto to death!
Authoress: I wish people would either slow down abit on the yaoi, or make a separate section for it, because I think it's getting out of hand.
Téa: Ummm . . . . I don't think you are supposed to post your opinion here.
Authoress: And WHY not? This is MY fic! I can do what I want with it! Now go get the Boss Key!
Téa: * shoved into room next door * Woah!
Mokuba: =D WEEEEEEHHHEEEE!!!! YAY!!
~ Boss Key room ~
Mokuba: =D Spikes all around!!! We're gonna be swiss cheese!! I wonder what it's like to BE swiss cheese . . . * starts to think *
Téa: oo;;; Oh crap. What am I gonna do?
Authoress: Use Din's fire, you baby!!!
Téa: HEY!!!!
Mokuba: =D Is THIS Din's fire! * uses it *
Everything else: * is charred *
Mokuba: =D You all look so burnt!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Téa: * says through gritted teeth * Can I kill him now?
~ Bongo Bongo's room ~
Mokuba: =D OoooooOOooooo . . . . there's a pit!!! Let's go down the pit!!
Téa: Ya know, I think the sugar is starting to wear off.
Authoress: I'm starting to think that too.
Mokuba: =D * shoves Téa down the pit * Let's go down the pit!!!! WEEE!!! * goes down with her *
Téa: * with an angry tone of voice * MOKUBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: Ooohh . . . look around Téa . . . your in for a big surprise.
Téa: Is THAT thing the boss of the temple?
Bongo Bongo: * nods *
Téa: It's ugly!
Bongo Bongo: * tears start to well up *
Mokuba: =D Aww . . . your making it cry!! * pats Bongo Bongo's hand * There there . . . I'm sure she didn't mean to make you cry . . .
Authoress and Téa: -_-;;;;;
Bongo Bongo: * sighs and leaves *
Téa: o.O Why did it leave?
Mokuba: =D You upset it! You should feel ashamed of yourself!
Téa: * rolls eyes * And yet I don't feel ashamed, Mokuba.
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Mai: * rises out of purple platform * I wonder how it died. In order for me to come out of the platform, it had to die.
Mokuba: =D Don't tell me it did suicide!
Téa: That just sounds weird.
Mai: Oh well. Anyway, here's the Medallion. Give it to Yami. * hands Téa the Medallion *
Téa: Ok! Heh heh . . . sucker . . .
Mai: -_-;;;
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Ta da! There's the Shadow Temple! And next, Yami should be back in his correct role.
Yugi: And that's a good thing.
NOW I'm scared that the next chapter is the last!!!
Yugi: Relax. You have some other fics to work on.
Your right! Thanks for reminding me!
Yugi: But you ALSO have school work to do too!
Aw man . . . .
~
Yami: Ah, it's great to have you back Mokuba!
Mokuba: Yeah, but I was having a great break!
Yami: What were you doing?
Mokuba: Eating sugar, and being hyper and stuff! =D So I'll be hyper for this chapter!
Yami: uh-oh!
Mokuba: =D Yeah! So, arewethereyetarewethereyetarewethereyet????* flies around in a crazy pattern *
Yami: * sighs * This should be the worst chapter of my life . . . .
Mokuba: =D YOUBET!!!! WEEEE!!!
~ Kakariko Village ~
Yami: The village is on fire!!!
Mokuba: * still hyper * Whatarewegonnado?Whatarewegonnado?
Yami: We'll get you back to normal first!!
Mokuba: =D OKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!!
Yami: * exasperated sigh * Look whose by the well!
Mokuba: =D It's Sheik!! HI SHEEEEEIIIIKKK!!!!!!
Sheik: -_-;;; Great. Mokuba's been eating sugar again . . .
Yami: What are you doing here?
Sheik: I am trying to banish the evil that will soon come out of the well.
Mokuba: =D Reaaly? What's it like??? IS IT FRIENDLY!?!?
Sheik: Can I knock him unconscious?
Yami: You think I didn't try that earlier?
Sheik: o.O
Thing in the well: * starts to rise *
Sheik: Stay back!
Yami: Why should I?
Mokuba: =D Is it coming? YAY! A new friend!!! \^o^/
Sheik: Because I said so. And would someone PLEASE knock him unconscious?
Yami: * traps Mokuba in a bottle *
Sheik: That will have to do.
Mokuba: =D HEY! Listen! Hey! Hey!! Look! Hey! WEEEEEEHHEEE!!!!!
Yami: -___-;;;;; We need to get him not as hyper. It could screw up the chapter.
Thing in the well: * grabs Sheik and tosses him around *
Sheik: I think I'm gonna be sick!! * gets tossed onto the ground, and is unconscious *
Yami: Uh-oh . . .
Thing in the well: * grabs Yami and does the same *
Yami: x_X
Mokuba: =D WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! THIS IS FUUUN!!!!!!
~ Later, when Yami wakes up ~
Sheik: WAKE UP!!!
Yami: * jumps 3 feet high *
Mokuba: =D YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!! YAMI'S AWAKE!!
Yami: Oh my head . . .
Sheik: Glad to see you're awake! ^_^
Yami: I can't say the same for me though . . .
Mokuba: =D I'M happy your awake!
Yami: Is he going to be like this for the WHOLE chapter?
Sheik: I'm afraid so . . .
Yami: Ra, take me now!
Ra: I'm on vacation Yami! Call me when I'm back!
Sheik: o.O
Mokuba: =D Woah, you can talk to a GOD!!! Let me talk to him!!
Yami: Damnit . . . does ANYONE have aspirin?
Random Guy: What's aspirin?
Yami: T_T
Sheik: I'll just teach you the song so you can rescue Mai . . .
Yami: Why does Mai need rescuing? I thought she didn't want our help.
Sheik: It was her job to do this ya know. So here's the song. * plays Nocturne of Shadow *
Yami: * does the same *
~ Shadow Temple ~
Mokuba: =D Yay! A thin corridor, and a pit in this room! YAY!!
Yami: You need to get back in the bottle! * accidentally falls down the pit trying to trap Mokuba * THIS ISN'T GOOOOOooooooo * sound fades away *
Mokuba: =D Ooooohhh . . . echo . . .
~ The room AFTER that! ~
Yami: Grrrr . . . . it's a good thing that the authoress was around . . . then you'd be a goner in this temple.
Mokuba: =D Why would I STAY in this place? It's gross and creepy! I'd be going to Hawaii! Now THAT'S a nice place to be!
Yami: JUST GET IN THE DAMN BOTTLE!!!!!
Mokuba: =D NO!!! * blows his tongue at him *
Yami: * anger vein is popping at an incredible rate *
Authoress: uhhh . . . . I don't want to replace Mokuba . . . but I want to make sure Yami gets through the temple! * light bulb pops up above head *
~ Some modifications are being made . . . please stand by ~
Yami Bakura: * blinks a few times * What the hell happened?
Mokuba: =D I guess the authoress decided to switch you for Yami. YAY! A NEW FRIEND!!!!! \^o^/
Yami Bakura: * gets an angry look *
Mokuba: =D My new friends an ANGRY friend!!!
Yami Bakura: * muttering * please let me kill him . . .
Mokuba: =D If you did kill me Seto would kill you too!
Yami Bakura: Grrr . . .
~ Hover Boot's room ~
Mokuba: =D Could you teach ME how to send monsters to the Shadow realm? PLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAASSE?!?!?!!!!!
Yami Bakura: Maybe. * takes the Hover Boot's out of the chest *
Mokuba: ^^ Oooohhh . . . what's that?!!!
Yami Bakura: A pair of stupid boots!!!!
Mokuba: Can I try them on?
Yami Bakura: Sure. I'll go pay a visit to the Boss of this dungeon and give him a lesson about leaving a pair of boots as the dungeons main item . . . * stalks off *
[Offset] Yami Bakura: Just give me the Boss Key!!!!
Authoress: NO!!! YOU HAVE TO EARN IT FIRST!!!!
Yami Bakura: I'VE EARNED IT!!!!
Authoress: I DON'T THINK SENDING MONSTERS TO THE SHADOW REALM QUALIFIES!!!!!
Yami: DAMN YOU!!!!!
Authoress: Great. Now I need to find someone too replace HIM!!! * looks at the cast *
Everyone else: * edges away quickly *
Authoress: * graps Téa's collar * You can do this!
Téa: W-w-who, ME?!?!
Authoress: Yeah, you.
Téa: Why me?
Authoress: You wanted a better role, didn't you?
Téa: On second thought . . .
~ Room with the swirling blade thing ~
Téa: Aw crap. Now I'm stuck with a hyper Mokuba, and then I have to go through the SHADOW temple! This'll be a living hell!
Mokuba: =D YYYAAAAYYY!!! A LIVING HELL!!! WEEE-HEEE-HEEEE!!!
Téa: Alright. Now I'll have to put my dancing lessons to the test!
Mokuba: =D By doing what?
Téa: By avoiding the swirling blade?
Mokuba: =D Good point!!! Plus I see silver rupees, so that means you have to collect them! YAY!!!
Téa: * groans *
~ Basement ~
Mokuba: =D They must really want people to die, seeing all of these guillotines.
Téa: And there's GOTTA be something else in here.
Mokuba: =D Yeah. Look up! It's right above you!
Téa: Huh? * looks up *AAAAAAHHHH!
~ Beginning ~
Téa: A Wallmaster!??!?!!!!
Mokuba: =D Yep. Wasn't that fun?
Téa: * twitch * No it wasn't! Now I have to hike all the way back!!! T_T This really IS a living hell!
Mokuba: =D It was fun for me!
Téa: Your insane.
~ Guillotines room with the Beamos and Silver rupees ~
Téa: MORE silver rupees?!?! When are they going to get sick about collecting rupees?
Mokuba: =D And you wallets full!!!
Téa: What does that have to do with this?
Mokuba: =D Well, it means that you can still pick them up, but it just won't give you any rupees!!
Téa: Like I'm going for money!
Mokuba: =D Whatever you say, friendship girl.
Téa: I am not friendship girl!
Mokuba: =D Your not? I thought you were!
Beamos: * spots them and fires *
Téa: * crispy *
Mokuba: =D Woah! Let's do that again!
Téa: Not in YOUR lifetime!
~ Boat ~
Mokuba: =D Aww . . . this chapter sure is short!
Téa: That's a good thing!
Mokuba: =D But I loved this chapter! It made me hyper, and annoying and stuff!
Téa: Man, I wish the authoress wouldn't spend as much time on this fic.
Authoress: HEY!!!!!!! I'm working on other fics too ya know!
Téa: *dull voice * Good for you
Authoress: YOU'RE lucky I don't do yaoi or bash you! 'Cause that seems like the most abundant crap around these days!
Téa: I agree. There's hardly any good fics out there.
Mokuba: =D And they make me hyper and sugar charged, and annoy Seto to death!
Authoress: I wish people would either slow down abit on the yaoi, or make a separate section for it, because I think it's getting out of hand.
Téa: Ummm . . . . I don't think you are supposed to post your opinion here.
Authoress: And WHY not? This is MY fic! I can do what I want with it! Now go get the Boss Key!
Téa: * shoved into room next door * Woah!
Mokuba: =D WEEEEEEHHHEEEE!!!! YAY!!
~ Boss Key room ~
Mokuba: =D Spikes all around!!! We're gonna be swiss cheese!! I wonder what it's like to BE swiss cheese . . . * starts to think *
Téa: oo;;; Oh crap. What am I gonna do?
Authoress: Use Din's fire, you baby!!!
Téa: HEY!!!!
Mokuba: =D Is THIS Din's fire! * uses it *
Everything else: * is charred *
Mokuba: =D You all look so burnt!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Téa: * says through gritted teeth * Can I kill him now?
~ Bongo Bongo's room ~
Mokuba: =D OoooooOOooooo . . . . there's a pit!!! Let's go down the pit!!
Téa: Ya know, I think the sugar is starting to wear off.
Authoress: I'm starting to think that too.
Mokuba: =D * shoves Téa down the pit * Let's go down the pit!!!! WEEE!!! * goes down with her *
Téa: * with an angry tone of voice * MOKUBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Authoress: Ooohh . . . look around Téa . . . your in for a big surprise.
Téa: Is THAT thing the boss of the temple?
Bongo Bongo: * nods *
Téa: It's ugly!
Bongo Bongo: * tears start to well up *
Mokuba: =D Aww . . . your making it cry!! * pats Bongo Bongo's hand * There there . . . I'm sure she didn't mean to make you cry . . .
Authoress and Téa: -_-;;;;;
Bongo Bongo: * sighs and leaves *
Téa: o.O Why did it leave?
Mokuba: =D You upset it! You should feel ashamed of yourself!
Téa: * rolls eyes * And yet I don't feel ashamed, Mokuba.
~ Chamber of Sages ~
Mai: * rises out of purple platform * I wonder how it died. In order for me to come out of the platform, it had to die.
Mokuba: =D Don't tell me it did suicide!
Téa: That just sounds weird.
Mai: Oh well. Anyway, here's the Medallion. Give it to Yami. * hands Téa the Medallion *
Téa: Ok! Heh heh . . . sucker . . .
Mai: -_-;;;
--- --- ---
Ta da! There's the Shadow Temple! And next, Yami should be back in his correct role.
Yugi: And that's a good thing.
NOW I'm scared that the next chapter is the last!!!
Yugi: Relax. You have some other fics to work on.
Your right! Thanks for reminding me!
Yugi: But you ALSO have school work to do too!
Aw man . . . .