Chapter 15
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Grandpa's voice: Yami, you must now go to the Temple of Time. There is someone waiting there for you.
Yami: Now, who could that be . . . .
Mokuba: Santa? I knew something was wrong when he didn't come that year . . . .
Yami: Whose Santa?
Mokuba: . . . .
Grandpa's voice: JUST GO TO THE STUPID TEMPLE!!!!!!!!
Yami: Alrightalright! * plays Prelude of Light *
~ Temple of Time, and we see Yami run in ~
Yami: Why am I running in if I played the song that warps me there?
Mokuba: That's what I'D like to know.
Authoress: I've been wondering that too. Why does he run in if he warps there?
Sheik: A-HEM!!!!
Yami: Oh. Hi Sheik.
Mokuba: You wanted to meet us here?
Sheik: Yeah. And since you already know who I am, I can get rid of this costume. * big flash *
Téa: There. Happy now?
Yami: Ummm . . . . nice dress. But why did you reveal yourself?
Téa: The script said so. And I'm supposed to give you the Light arrows.
Mokuba: And the script said that you tell us what happened after you fled the castle.
Téa: Yeah. Mai and I rode on the horse . . . and weren't you wearing your Hylian shield?
Authoress: I think it's the middle file that shows either the Hylian or Kokiri. I can't remember which shield it was though ^^;
Yami: . . . whatever.
Marik's voice: There's Téa! How could you hide from me?
Téa: Actually, it was pretty easy.
Authoress: And in the manga, Zelda was right under Ganondorf's nose!
Mokuba: Really?
Authoress: Yeah! Sheik worked for Ganondorf! XD
Marik's voice: -_-;; Well, I'm taking Téa! Because the script said so!
Téa is captured by a crystal, and lifted into the air. And then disappears.
Marik's voice: If you want to save her, then you should come see me at my castle!!!!
Yami: And WHY would I go save her?
Authoress: Because the game was programmed that way. Now get going! * pushes Yami out of the Temple *
Yami: HEY!!!!!
~ Marik's Castle - But it's more like a tower, so I'll call it Marik's Tower ~
Yami: This place could use a makeover.
Mokuba: Oh yeah!
Yami: * walks up to the old 'moat' * How am I going to get across?
Grandpa's voice: Us sages will make a bridge for you to cross!
Ishizu's voice: As soon as Yami Bakura wakes up, that is.
Yami: What do you mean? Is he asleep?
Ishizu's voice: . . . . in a way . . .
Mokuba: -_-;;; Just get him up by any means necessary! I don't want to stand around all day!
Bakura's voice: Ok then . . . mwahahahaha!
Yami: o.O
They suddenly hear a scream from Yami Bakura, and then lots of colourful language that isnt' suitable for the fic.
Mokuba: O.O
Grandpa's voice: Sorry for the inconvience. We will make the bridge now.
The rainbow bridge appears.
Yami: Alright! Now let's get this done with! Woot! * dashes on the bridge and enters the castle *
~ Marik's Tower ~
Mokuba: * looks around * This person needs to redecorate.
Yami: I agree. Black is SUCH a commonly used colour!
Marik's voice: Since when did people challenge my decision on what my castle look like?
Yami: It's a TOWER, baka!
Mokuba: -_- get him any MORE angry and he'll come finish us off.
Marik's voice: That's not such a bad idea, Mokuba! * poofs out of no where with crystallized Téa floating in the air *
Téa: They don't have to break the seals?
Yami: Apparently not.
Marik: Now prepare to die!!!! * pulls out sword and tries to whack at Yami with it *
Téa: -_- Since when did Ganondorf have a sword?
Yami: Beats me!
Marik: * slices off some of Yami's hair *
Yami: * gets blood red eyes * NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
Mokuba: MEEP!!! * covers eyes *
Téa: * grossed out look *
Marik: x_X * looks mutilated *
Yami: * panting heavily * That should take care of HIM!!!!
Authoress: You DO realize that by NOT doing the chambers, that you have one less chapter to do.
Yami: W00T!!!
Téa: Yeah!! Let's party!
Mokuba: You still have to escape the crystal.
Téa: Will SOMEONE get me OUT of here??!!
Authoress: Ok . . . . * Téa's crystal disappears, and she lands on the ground, hard on her ass *
Yami: HAHA!!! XD
Téa: -_-;;;; Baka . . .
Marik: You haven't killed me yet . . .
Yami: And why not?
Marik: I can still talk!
Mokuba: But for how long? It sure looked like you died when Yami was trying to kill you.
Yami: It has to be the video game bad guy thing. Just like the anime bad guys. They never seem to die, no matter how much you damage their bodies. It seems like they want more, for some insane reason.
Marik: . . . . that's not it.
Yami: It's not? I thought I was onto something!!!
Marik: It's cause the script said so.
Mokuba: -_-;;;; stupid script . . .
Link: . . . . this is NOT the way things went for me.
Téa: Yeah. He had to break the seals, go up, beat up Ganondorf, and get Zelda out of a crumbling castle. And then he had to face Ganondorf in his PIG form. It wasn't a good day for him.
Link: . . . . . how do YOU know?!?
Téa: Er . . .
Zelda: She's played the game, stupid!
Link: I'M NOT STUPID!!!!!!!
Zelda: You didn't even know what money was in the manga!!!
Link: We never had to USE money!!
Authoress: You have to admit Zelda he does have a point. How would you know something, if you've never needed to use it?
Link: HA!!! Take that! ^_^
Zelda: * angry face *
Marik: Hello?
Yami: Hi.
Mokuba: I think the authoress is just trying to extend the chapter.
Authoress: But I have a separate idea for the last chapter . . . heh heh . . . this isn't the last!!!
Téa: Oh no!!
Reviewers: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
Yami: I can't wait to see the reaction for the Windwaker parody then. * shudders *
Mokuba: Or where that fic where they take our places and we have to watch * points to Zelda and Link *
Zelda: Which section would it go under anyway?
Authoress: That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Marik: SOMEONE pay attention to me!
Téa: If you change into your pig form, maybe.
Marik: :o Ok then! * raises his hand [which is now showing the Triforce of Power] and the tower spontaneously combusts *
Of course, the good guys get warped outside.
Zelda: o.O I don't recall anything like THAT happening.
Link: Me neither.
Yami: Well, none of the spontaneous combustion, anyway.
Mokuba: That was weird.
Then suddenly Marik rises from the towers ruins, and becomes Yami Marik.
Yami: * gulps * I have to fight him?
Téa: How would you fight him? Sword or Duel Monsters?
Link: Fine, I'll go you big baby.
Yami: I'm NOT a big baby!! * runs after him *
Mokuba: I'm coming Yami! * sighs and follows him *
Navi: What did Link do now? * goes after him *
Téa: This should be interesting.
Zelda: Yeah. And considering they BOTH have the Master Sword, they won't need the second one once the other one loses his.
Authoress: Yami never liked to use it anyway.
Zelda: -_-; Then how did he get this far?
Authoress: With some help from others. Mainly me though. That stupid . . . * starts muttering to herself *
Téa: This chapter is ALREADY 7 pages long! Can't we just end this?
Authoress: The credits are in the next chapter.
Zelda: Won't that be boring to the readers?
Authoress: Not what I have planned!
Link: So, who are you?
Yami Marik: I am Marik's darker self.
Link: reeeaaaallly . . . .
Yami Marik: I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice.
Yami: Well no duh. It's easy to beat you.
Yami Marik: And what makes you say that?
Link: The fact that you have no weapons on you.
Yami: And you have no duel disk or deck.
Yami Marik: D'OH!!!!!
Link: XD
Yami: * same as Link *
Yami Marik: . . . . -_-;;;
Zelda: This is going nowhere. Let's just send him to the Sacred Realm.
Téa: Ok.
The other sages: We're ready . . . when Mai gets back.
Téa: -_- And WHERE did she go?
Yami Bakura: Beauty Parlor or something along those lines.
Téa: Mai you idiot!!!!
Bakura: Wait . . . she just came back.
Mai: What? I had an appointment and I couldn't miss it!
Téa: You are such a pain in the ass sometimes . . . . now let's just send Marik to the Sacred Realm . . . .
Grandpa: Ok.
Authoress: * exceptionally wide grin * OK!!!!! * waves her hand and Yami Marik disappears *
Yami Marik: ?!!!?!?!
Authoress: And now the rest shall be continued in another chapter!
Grandpa: Why not end this and get it over with?
Authoress: I want ONE more chapter before I leave this fic behind! T_T And I have to make some things clear.
Yami: Ah.
--- --- ---
Yugi: Woot! One more chapter to go!
Authoress: Yeah . . . T_T
Yugi: Aw . . . cheer up!
Authoress: Ok. And I've got a few things to say:
To . . . ; I don't like yaoi because it's nearly every square inch of the Yu-Gi-Oh! section. If they made a new section just for it, I wouldn't' mind it. Oh, and if you could show me a well written one, I would read it.
And to the reviewers: Where should I put my 'Zelda takes the place of Yu-Gi- Oh!' fic? I don't know how well it would be accepted in either section. So you tell me where I should put it.
Yugi: Is that all?
Eh, for now, I think.
~
Grandpa's voice: Yami, you must now go to the Temple of Time. There is someone waiting there for you.
Yami: Now, who could that be . . . .
Mokuba: Santa? I knew something was wrong when he didn't come that year . . . .
Yami: Whose Santa?
Mokuba: . . . .
Grandpa's voice: JUST GO TO THE STUPID TEMPLE!!!!!!!!
Yami: Alrightalright! * plays Prelude of Light *
~ Temple of Time, and we see Yami run in ~
Yami: Why am I running in if I played the song that warps me there?
Mokuba: That's what I'D like to know.
Authoress: I've been wondering that too. Why does he run in if he warps there?
Sheik: A-HEM!!!!
Yami: Oh. Hi Sheik.
Mokuba: You wanted to meet us here?
Sheik: Yeah. And since you already know who I am, I can get rid of this costume. * big flash *
Téa: There. Happy now?
Yami: Ummm . . . . nice dress. But why did you reveal yourself?
Téa: The script said so. And I'm supposed to give you the Light arrows.
Mokuba: And the script said that you tell us what happened after you fled the castle.
Téa: Yeah. Mai and I rode on the horse . . . and weren't you wearing your Hylian shield?
Authoress: I think it's the middle file that shows either the Hylian or Kokiri. I can't remember which shield it was though ^^;
Yami: . . . whatever.
Marik's voice: There's Téa! How could you hide from me?
Téa: Actually, it was pretty easy.
Authoress: And in the manga, Zelda was right under Ganondorf's nose!
Mokuba: Really?
Authoress: Yeah! Sheik worked for Ganondorf! XD
Marik's voice: -_-;; Well, I'm taking Téa! Because the script said so!
Téa is captured by a crystal, and lifted into the air. And then disappears.
Marik's voice: If you want to save her, then you should come see me at my castle!!!!
Yami: And WHY would I go save her?
Authoress: Because the game was programmed that way. Now get going! * pushes Yami out of the Temple *
Yami: HEY!!!!!
~ Marik's Castle - But it's more like a tower, so I'll call it Marik's Tower ~
Yami: This place could use a makeover.
Mokuba: Oh yeah!
Yami: * walks up to the old 'moat' * How am I going to get across?
Grandpa's voice: Us sages will make a bridge for you to cross!
Ishizu's voice: As soon as Yami Bakura wakes up, that is.
Yami: What do you mean? Is he asleep?
Ishizu's voice: . . . . in a way . . .
Mokuba: -_-;;; Just get him up by any means necessary! I don't want to stand around all day!
Bakura's voice: Ok then . . . mwahahahaha!
Yami: o.O
They suddenly hear a scream from Yami Bakura, and then lots of colourful language that isnt' suitable for the fic.
Mokuba: O.O
Grandpa's voice: Sorry for the inconvience. We will make the bridge now.
The rainbow bridge appears.
Yami: Alright! Now let's get this done with! Woot! * dashes on the bridge and enters the castle *
~ Marik's Tower ~
Mokuba: * looks around * This person needs to redecorate.
Yami: I agree. Black is SUCH a commonly used colour!
Marik's voice: Since when did people challenge my decision on what my castle look like?
Yami: It's a TOWER, baka!
Mokuba: -_- get him any MORE angry and he'll come finish us off.
Marik's voice: That's not such a bad idea, Mokuba! * poofs out of no where with crystallized Téa floating in the air *
Téa: They don't have to break the seals?
Yami: Apparently not.
Marik: Now prepare to die!!!! * pulls out sword and tries to whack at Yami with it *
Téa: -_- Since when did Ganondorf have a sword?
Yami: Beats me!
Marik: * slices off some of Yami's hair *
Yami: * gets blood red eyes * NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
Mokuba: MEEP!!! * covers eyes *
Téa: * grossed out look *
Marik: x_X * looks mutilated *
Yami: * panting heavily * That should take care of HIM!!!!
Authoress: You DO realize that by NOT doing the chambers, that you have one less chapter to do.
Yami: W00T!!!
Téa: Yeah!! Let's party!
Mokuba: You still have to escape the crystal.
Téa: Will SOMEONE get me OUT of here??!!
Authoress: Ok . . . . * Téa's crystal disappears, and she lands on the ground, hard on her ass *
Yami: HAHA!!! XD
Téa: -_-;;;; Baka . . .
Marik: You haven't killed me yet . . .
Yami: And why not?
Marik: I can still talk!
Mokuba: But for how long? It sure looked like you died when Yami was trying to kill you.
Yami: It has to be the video game bad guy thing. Just like the anime bad guys. They never seem to die, no matter how much you damage their bodies. It seems like they want more, for some insane reason.
Marik: . . . . that's not it.
Yami: It's not? I thought I was onto something!!!
Marik: It's cause the script said so.
Mokuba: -_-;;;; stupid script . . .
Link: . . . . this is NOT the way things went for me.
Téa: Yeah. He had to break the seals, go up, beat up Ganondorf, and get Zelda out of a crumbling castle. And then he had to face Ganondorf in his PIG form. It wasn't a good day for him.
Link: . . . . . how do YOU know?!?
Téa: Er . . .
Zelda: She's played the game, stupid!
Link: I'M NOT STUPID!!!!!!!
Zelda: You didn't even know what money was in the manga!!!
Link: We never had to USE money!!
Authoress: You have to admit Zelda he does have a point. How would you know something, if you've never needed to use it?
Link: HA!!! Take that! ^_^
Zelda: * angry face *
Marik: Hello?
Yami: Hi.
Mokuba: I think the authoress is just trying to extend the chapter.
Authoress: But I have a separate idea for the last chapter . . . heh heh . . . this isn't the last!!!
Téa: Oh no!!
Reviewers: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY!!!!!!!
Yami: I can't wait to see the reaction for the Windwaker parody then. * shudders *
Mokuba: Or where that fic where they take our places and we have to watch * points to Zelda and Link *
Zelda: Which section would it go under anyway?
Authoress: That's what I'm trying to figure out.
Marik: SOMEONE pay attention to me!
Téa: If you change into your pig form, maybe.
Marik: :o Ok then! * raises his hand [which is now showing the Triforce of Power] and the tower spontaneously combusts *
Of course, the good guys get warped outside.
Zelda: o.O I don't recall anything like THAT happening.
Link: Me neither.
Yami: Well, none of the spontaneous combustion, anyway.
Mokuba: That was weird.
Then suddenly Marik rises from the towers ruins, and becomes Yami Marik.
Yami: * gulps * I have to fight him?
Téa: How would you fight him? Sword or Duel Monsters?
Link: Fine, I'll go you big baby.
Yami: I'm NOT a big baby!! * runs after him *
Mokuba: I'm coming Yami! * sighs and follows him *
Navi: What did Link do now? * goes after him *
Téa: This should be interesting.
Zelda: Yeah. And considering they BOTH have the Master Sword, they won't need the second one once the other one loses his.
Authoress: Yami never liked to use it anyway.
Zelda: -_-; Then how did he get this far?
Authoress: With some help from others. Mainly me though. That stupid . . . * starts muttering to herself *
Téa: This chapter is ALREADY 7 pages long! Can't we just end this?
Authoress: The credits are in the next chapter.
Zelda: Won't that be boring to the readers?
Authoress: Not what I have planned!
Link: So, who are you?
Yami Marik: I am Marik's darker self.
Link: reeeaaaallly . . . .
Yami Marik: I sense a hint of sarcasm in your voice.
Yami: Well no duh. It's easy to beat you.
Yami Marik: And what makes you say that?
Link: The fact that you have no weapons on you.
Yami: And you have no duel disk or deck.
Yami Marik: D'OH!!!!!
Link: XD
Yami: * same as Link *
Yami Marik: . . . . -_-;;;
Zelda: This is going nowhere. Let's just send him to the Sacred Realm.
Téa: Ok.
The other sages: We're ready . . . when Mai gets back.
Téa: -_- And WHERE did she go?
Yami Bakura: Beauty Parlor or something along those lines.
Téa: Mai you idiot!!!!
Bakura: Wait . . . she just came back.
Mai: What? I had an appointment and I couldn't miss it!
Téa: You are such a pain in the ass sometimes . . . . now let's just send Marik to the Sacred Realm . . . .
Grandpa: Ok.
Authoress: * exceptionally wide grin * OK!!!!! * waves her hand and Yami Marik disappears *
Yami Marik: ?!!!?!?!
Authoress: And now the rest shall be continued in another chapter!
Grandpa: Why not end this and get it over with?
Authoress: I want ONE more chapter before I leave this fic behind! T_T And I have to make some things clear.
Yami: Ah.
--- --- ---
Yugi: Woot! One more chapter to go!
Authoress: Yeah . . . T_T
Yugi: Aw . . . cheer up!
Authoress: Ok. And I've got a few things to say:
To . . . ; I don't like yaoi because it's nearly every square inch of the Yu-Gi-Oh! section. If they made a new section just for it, I wouldn't' mind it. Oh, and if you could show me a well written one, I would read it.
And to the reviewers: Where should I put my 'Zelda takes the place of Yu-Gi- Oh!' fic? I don't know how well it would be accepted in either section. So you tell me where I should put it.
Yugi: Is that all?
Eh, for now, I think.