After about a minute had passed, and they figured out it wasn't a mine, but a tomb, there was a noise coming from outside. They turned around and it was a dolphin, which now had Frodo under his flipper, slapping him silly. Frodo was crying like a little baby.

"Hey look its Flipper!!" Kiwi said jumping up.

The rest of the fellowship had gone, trying to shoot, and cut the dolphin, now named Flipper.

"Don't hurt it!" Toast cried.

Bottle looked relieved to have Toast not attached to his arm any more.

Toast and Kiwi tried to pull the fellowship that was fighting the dolphin, which of course excluded Bottle, who was sighing, wanting to get out already, and Pippin, who was trying to come up with an evil plot of revenge on Bottle.

Finally, they got Frodo free, and Flipper ran off hurt, they all got back inside. The doors of Moria were collided in, and they weren't able to get out.

"NOOOO YOU BIZNITCHES!! YOU JUST KILLED FLIPPER!" Toast and Kiwi said falling on all fours crying a bit.

After a minute of that, they both got up.

"Well ya did it now, didn't ya Boromir!?" Toast said, with a scared, and aggravated look on her face.

"It wasn't my fault." He said looking at Gimli.

"Well you guys work it out over there, and we will put on a little surprise for you guys, since it IS Halloween." Kiwi said looking at Toast and Bottle.

"Thank god I brought my Halloween costume!! I have been DIEING to wear it! I'll go put it on!" Toast said running behind two rocks, with a costume looking thing in her hand.

Bottle and Kiwi did the same, except hiding behind two different rocks. Pippin was still trying to think of a revenge plot on Bottle.

Pippin decided he'd go over and talk to Toast about it, so he walked behind the rocks she was standing behind.

"OHH GOD!!" She yelped as she tried to cover herself with her peasant top, from her costume, as she was half naked still, and hadn't finished changing. "Ohh Pippin, you scared the Bejesus out of me!" she said looking at him.

Pippin nodded a bit. "Sorry. I'll go." He said turning around and heading back to finish thinking up his evil plot to destroy Bottle.

After a while, all three came out.

Toast came out looking like a female Pirate with pointed ears, and all the accessories, such as hat, eye patch, everything imaginable. Even a true Pirate sword. Bottle came out looking like a pimp, with the bling-bling and open yellow shirt showing his bare chest, tall purple platform shoes with matching purple pants, and then Kiwi came out.

Toast and Bottle looked at her for a moment with their mouths open.

"D-did you become like, Sarah's Lemrond or something, cause foo, you look exactly like Legolas." Toast said looking to her, with her free eye.

"Well, actually, I decided I would dress up as Legolas this Halloween." She said, as they were still away from the crowd.

"You like a Legolas, with boobies." Toast said, and Bottle laughed at that remark.

Kiwi nodded and they headed out to see the Fellowship's reaction.

The hobbits were scared of Toast, and everyone else besides Legolas was fascinated by Bottle.

Legolas looked over to Kiwi, "Who are you?" He said looking a bit skeptically.

"Im err.. err.. Im a Leggy with chesticalls!" she said proudly.

Legolas looked a bit resentful.

"Ohh don't worry Leggy, you still look very sexy. And even if you did have chesticalls!" she said cheerfully.

Bottle and Toast were trying to hold down laughter.

"I feel faint! Ohh my goodness! Im going to faint! Legolas, catch me!" she said falling into his extended arms, with her hand over her forehead.

Legolas looked a bit embarrassed, as he held onto her, "What's wrong?" he asked.

"Ohh, I just want to be somebody's Bonnie Lass." She said, with her eyes closed and in the same position.

"Now why does that sound familiar?" He asked her.

They all ignored him.

Merry looked quite as annoyed as Pippin did with Bottle, only Merry was getting angry with Legolas.

Kiwi got out of Legolas's arms, and ran over hugging Pippin. "Ohh Pippin you are so cute!! I just love you!"

Merry backed away from Pippin, looking as if he loathed him now.

Toast gave Kiwi an evil glare, and Pippin rolled his eyes.

Kiwi let go of Pippin and looked over to Merry. "Ohh but Merry, I still love you!" she said hugging him as well.

Toast rolled her eyes. 'Cant she just make up her mind?!' she thought to herself.

Kiwi looked over to Toast. "Aww Toast! Don't hate me! Im just Blondely confused!" she said.

Toast just ignored her and rested her arms on Bottle's shoulders.

Pippin looked over at Bottle, still very angry.

"Bottle, should I still talk to Kiwi?" Toast asked him.

"Sure, I mean, she is a blond."

"I resent that." Toast said. Even being a brunette, she was still blonde. Her hair had changed colors over time. And not just by hair dye.

Toast ran over to Kiwi. "Its okay Kiwi, I don't mind you being blond and all."

"Alright." She said, hugging each other, "You know, this is like a soap opera, as this story is typed."

Toast laughed a bit at that. "True, true."

"I hear the Oscars calling." Kiwi said.

"Maybe even a people's choice award." Said Bottle.

"Nice, nice, and I get a shiny.," Toast began staring blankly as she said the word shiny. "What was I saying?" she asked.

Kiwi and Bottle laughed at her.

Kiwi began waving her hands, "Earth to Toast!"

"I habe Earth?!" Toast said looking at her. "Wee! Bow down to me!" Toast began staring blankly again. "I lubb this part!" she said jumping up and down. "Skinner grabs Mina's butt."

"Are you watching L.X.G. again?" Kiwi asked her.

Toast nodded. "And he's like, 'I've been waiting all week to do that!' And then Allan Quartermain is all 'Get a grip' and then Skinner's all 'I thought I just did!' And then he's like 'and need I remind you, I am naked in the snow, and I cant feel any of my extremities' ." Toast began laughing.

"That sounds., interesting." Bottle said looking at them.

Toast nodded. "And I also love this part! Skinner steals this guard's gun, and starts hitting him with it, then he's all 'Good Night!' and hits him again and the foo gets knocked out." Toast started laughing. "And then, well, yeah." She began. "Ohh I also love this part!" she said jumping up and down again.

Bottle and Kiwi rolled their eyes.

"Im guessing you have had a lot of sugar tonight?" Kiwi said taking a guess.

Toast shook her head. "I only had beef jerky, left over pixy sticks, sour goo, doughnut holes, lemonade, numb perelles, chocolate covered coffee beans, those fake cigarettes, that my mom says tastes like stomach medicine, which I LOVE the taste of, and umm, I think that's it. Not too much sugar. Ohh and I also had a cappuccino and then my mom gave me her coffee." She said innocently.

Bottle looked at her. "That seems like a lot."

"Shut up, I love this part." She said staring off again, then begins doing an imitation and reincarnation of L.X.G. parts, sounding exactly like the characters. (a/n: I know u hate these, but im putting this here cause im lazy and im having a sugar crash, well anyways, each character Toast will be, I will label -backs away slowly- sorry for the interruption)

M: "How many times do I have to kill these creatons?!"

Toast *herself* begins yelling. "BECAUSE YOU SUCK M!! Yeah, Don't move M!"

Allan Quartermain: "Or do you prefer James Moriatchie?!"

Toast begins yelling again "Grrr! GRRR!! YOU AIR HEAD SAWYER!!"

She then began mumbling, "damn air head Sawyer."

"Calmness." Kiwi said to her.

"Ohh I love this!" Toast said.

Dorian: "Mina. Your Alive."

Mina: "Its possible, I cant die. Same to be said of you, lets put it to the test. Do you realize what you've done to me? What you've let out of me!?"

Dorian: "A woman's wrath? Im petrified. The bedroom Mina, Does it give you memories, or ideas?"

Mina: "Ideas!"

Toast is still in her 'day dream' "She stabs his.. ahem."

Dorian: "If that had been permanent, I would be so angry!"

Toast talks as if narirator, "He stabs her by the heart, and pushes her down on the bed, where he thinks she lay to die."

Dorian: "I hoped I'd get to nail you one more time, I didn't think it'd be literally."

Toast looks around her for a moment. "We will get back to that later. Now next to the Air head where he needs to be saved from the wonderful, fabulous, Skinner."

Narrating Toast voice: "An invisible man dressed in armor comes out with a fire torch and tries to burn the air head Sawyer. Sawyer tries to shoot him, but the fact that he's an air head forgot that the invisible man replica is in ARMOR!!!! Damn air head. Skinner saves his ass, to say the least, and skinner has burnt ashes on him, seeing a faint outline."

Skinner: "That's the last time I play with matches."

Toast looks back at them. "Now back with Dorian and Mina."

Dorian: "You were so lovely."

Narrating Toast voice: "Dorian takes the sword out, Mina gets up and stabs him."

Mina: "Thank you. You broke my heart once, this time you missed."

Narrating Toast Voice (NTV): "Mina pushes him to the wall where he is pinned there and cant move."

Mina: "You spoke once of wanting to meet your demon."

NTV: "Mina Pulls out a picture."

Mina: "Here he is."

NTV: "She takes the wrapper off the picture, and Dorian tries to get un- pinned."

Dorian: "No ahh ahhh!! Ahh!! AHHHHHHH!!"

NTV: "And Dorian ends up looking a bit like Michael Jackson, and gets pulled away by the picture, Dieing, and dicinigrating to nothing."

After that was said, both Bottle and Kiwi slapped Toast over the head.

"What was that for!? You made my in-head movie theatre brake!!" Toast said, glaring a bit evilly at them.

"It was for our own sake, and maybe yours." Bottle said.

"Don't Do Drugs!" Toast yelped out and sat down.

"Its this way!" Gandalf said.

"He's remembered!" said Merry.

"No, the air doesn't smell so foul down here, if memory seems to fail you, always use your nose." Gandalf said back to him, and off they all went.