On the second day in Moria. The fellowship wakes up to what surprisingly
looks like a three-some tea party. Bottle, Toast, and Kiwi had been up a
bit earlier, and they all began having a tea party. The fellowship began
watching them.
"More tea?" Toast asked Bottle.
Bottle nodded, and Toast poured more tea in his cup, and began spreading cream cheese on her bagel.
Gandalf and the rest looked quite amused.
Kiwi turned over to them. "What?!"
"You just seem so, proper today." Gandalf said.
"Ohh, well we've decided to give you a break." Toast said, still eating her bagel.
"Would you like some more tea Toast?" Bottle asked.
"Sure, sure." She said as he began pouring tea in her cup.
"Would you like some toast Toast?" Kiwi said as she started laughing.
"Er... no thanks... "
"I would like some Toast...." Pip said thinking out loud.
" Does anyone want any Kiwi?" Kiwi said laughing falling down. No one answered. "Well fine then, meany butts..."
"How can a butt be mean?" Legolas asked confused.
"I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be a duck.. So I'll shake my butt quack quack quack quack" Kiwi said in return.
Toast then began to sip her tea, but stopped when she heard a voice screaming, "Don't drink me, don't drink me!"
Toast looked down, and noticed it was Capitan Jack Sparrow on board a ship. The ship was easily seen not to be the Black Pearl, but a normal ship.
They all eyed her suspiciously.
"What?!" she asked them, and they all went about their business. Toast looked down at Jack. "Jack?"
Jack looked up at her. "Yes?"
"Is my brother Jack in there with you?"
"You have a brother?!" Bottle and Kiwi asked her amaized.
"Yes, I have three brothers, and a made up one named Jack. So there." Toast said, then looked back at Jack Sparrow.
"Well, I don't have another person here by the name of Jack, but I have a lady in here."
"Well alright. Stay and have some tea, would you." Kiwi said, looking at him.
And so they sat Jack, who was finally life size, down. The ship and the girl inside of it, were still small.
"So, Toast is it? Tell me now, is it short for something?" Bottle asked.
"Well yes it is. Its short for Angela the Burnt Boob Toast." Toast said smiling.
"Now, if I may ask, how did you get your name?" Kiwi asked her. The three were also still in their outfits, and Capitan Jack was a bit amaized with Toast's appearance, yet he also paid attention to the question.
"Well, if you really must know, it started one day, and I was talking to Tara, she said 'Hi Toast' so im like, okay, im Toast. So then I went over to my friend Leo, and I said, Hi, Im Toast! And shes like, 'Im Bob.' So im like, Angela is Bob's Toast. And shes all, 'No, IM Bob!' so im like, okay, and I walk off saying Angela ate Bob's Toast. I talk to my friend Emily, and I say, Hey, Im Angela ate Bob's Toast, and she was all, 'WHAT?!' and im all, Angela ate Bob's Toast. And she was all, 'Ohh, I thought you said, Angela ate Boob Toast.' So im all, Okay, Im now Angela the Boob Toast. And she was like, 'Okay.' Then I went to Disney with Bottle, and I was dressed all in black and he said 'You look Burnt.' And Im all, okay, so I took the name, Angela the Burnt Boob Toast, hence the name Toast. I also decided that since Toast is usually evil, TOAST means To Only Aggrivate Some Teens."
They all nodded in agreement.
"Hey good news, Bill just finished fixing my in-head movie theatre!" Toast said smiling.
"Who's Bill?" Jack asked her.
"Ohh, he's the man that controls my brain."
They all nodded again. Toast then noticed something up Jack's sleeve that was gold and shiny.
"Can I see you for a second Jack?" Toast asked, pulling him away. Pippin's face only got more mad, and decided to spy on them.
Jack went without a fuss, with this Pirate look alike. There was moonlight behind where they were, so she pushed him into it, where he became zombie- like.
"Coolass!!!" Toast exclaimed looking at him. "I knew you had azteck gold with you!" she examined him closely.
"Anything particular you are looking for, darling?" He asked.
Pippin got mad at him calling her darling.
"Ohh, just curious." Toast said, touching his ribs, she noticed something in his ribs and stuck her hand in. At that moment, the moonlight faded. Toast's hand was stuck.
Pippin was freaked out.
"Now that's interesting!" Jack said looking to her.
"AHHH!! SCARY, SCARY, SCARY!!" Her head twitched for a moment. "But cool!" she added.
"What are we going to do about this?" he asked.
Pippin ran over to go tell Gandalf.
"Lets go freak people out." Toast said, pulling him with her.
He went along, no fuss, with a rather sly look on his face.
Before they got there, Toast stopped, and looked up at him, her back already hurting from bending over for so long.
"What is it luv?" He asked, looking down to her.
"Where did you get the gold piece?"
"The chess over there." He said, pointing to a chest.
Geese started running around it, and the sun began to rise.
"What was that about?!" Toast asked as the geese ran away.
Jack shrugged, and they all walked again to go see Gandalf.
"More tea?" Toast asked Bottle.
Bottle nodded, and Toast poured more tea in his cup, and began spreading cream cheese on her bagel.
Gandalf and the rest looked quite amused.
Kiwi turned over to them. "What?!"
"You just seem so, proper today." Gandalf said.
"Ohh, well we've decided to give you a break." Toast said, still eating her bagel.
"Would you like some more tea Toast?" Bottle asked.
"Sure, sure." She said as he began pouring tea in her cup.
"Would you like some toast Toast?" Kiwi said as she started laughing.
"Er... no thanks... "
"I would like some Toast...." Pip said thinking out loud.
" Does anyone want any Kiwi?" Kiwi said laughing falling down. No one answered. "Well fine then, meany butts..."
"How can a butt be mean?" Legolas asked confused.
"I don't wanna be a chicken I don't wanna be a duck.. So I'll shake my butt quack quack quack quack" Kiwi said in return.
Toast then began to sip her tea, but stopped when she heard a voice screaming, "Don't drink me, don't drink me!"
Toast looked down, and noticed it was Capitan Jack Sparrow on board a ship. The ship was easily seen not to be the Black Pearl, but a normal ship.
They all eyed her suspiciously.
"What?!" she asked them, and they all went about their business. Toast looked down at Jack. "Jack?"
Jack looked up at her. "Yes?"
"Is my brother Jack in there with you?"
"You have a brother?!" Bottle and Kiwi asked her amaized.
"Yes, I have three brothers, and a made up one named Jack. So there." Toast said, then looked back at Jack Sparrow.
"Well, I don't have another person here by the name of Jack, but I have a lady in here."
"Well alright. Stay and have some tea, would you." Kiwi said, looking at him.
And so they sat Jack, who was finally life size, down. The ship and the girl inside of it, were still small.
"So, Toast is it? Tell me now, is it short for something?" Bottle asked.
"Well yes it is. Its short for Angela the Burnt Boob Toast." Toast said smiling.
"Now, if I may ask, how did you get your name?" Kiwi asked her. The three were also still in their outfits, and Capitan Jack was a bit amaized with Toast's appearance, yet he also paid attention to the question.
"Well, if you really must know, it started one day, and I was talking to Tara, she said 'Hi Toast' so im like, okay, im Toast. So then I went over to my friend Leo, and I said, Hi, Im Toast! And shes like, 'Im Bob.' So im like, Angela is Bob's Toast. And shes all, 'No, IM Bob!' so im like, okay, and I walk off saying Angela ate Bob's Toast. I talk to my friend Emily, and I say, Hey, Im Angela ate Bob's Toast, and she was all, 'WHAT?!' and im all, Angela ate Bob's Toast. And she was all, 'Ohh, I thought you said, Angela ate Boob Toast.' So im all, Okay, Im now Angela the Boob Toast. And she was like, 'Okay.' Then I went to Disney with Bottle, and I was dressed all in black and he said 'You look Burnt.' And Im all, okay, so I took the name, Angela the Burnt Boob Toast, hence the name Toast. I also decided that since Toast is usually evil, TOAST means To Only Aggrivate Some Teens."
They all nodded in agreement.
"Hey good news, Bill just finished fixing my in-head movie theatre!" Toast said smiling.
"Who's Bill?" Jack asked her.
"Ohh, he's the man that controls my brain."
They all nodded again. Toast then noticed something up Jack's sleeve that was gold and shiny.
"Can I see you for a second Jack?" Toast asked, pulling him away. Pippin's face only got more mad, and decided to spy on them.
Jack went without a fuss, with this Pirate look alike. There was moonlight behind where they were, so she pushed him into it, where he became zombie- like.
"Coolass!!!" Toast exclaimed looking at him. "I knew you had azteck gold with you!" she examined him closely.
"Anything particular you are looking for, darling?" He asked.
Pippin got mad at him calling her darling.
"Ohh, just curious." Toast said, touching his ribs, she noticed something in his ribs and stuck her hand in. At that moment, the moonlight faded. Toast's hand was stuck.
Pippin was freaked out.
"Now that's interesting!" Jack said looking to her.
"AHHH!! SCARY, SCARY, SCARY!!" Her head twitched for a moment. "But cool!" she added.
"What are we going to do about this?" he asked.
Pippin ran over to go tell Gandalf.
"Lets go freak people out." Toast said, pulling him with her.
He went along, no fuss, with a rather sly look on his face.
Before they got there, Toast stopped, and looked up at him, her back already hurting from bending over for so long.
"What is it luv?" He asked, looking down to her.
"Where did you get the gold piece?"
"The chess over there." He said, pointing to a chest.
Geese started running around it, and the sun began to rise.
"What was that about?!" Toast asked as the geese ran away.
Jack shrugged, and they all walked again to go see Gandalf.