Answer to Manda's Aunt Challenge:
I just found out I'm going to be an Aunt and I thought that would never happen!!! So I thought I put a challenge out there that someone either finds out their going to be an Aunt or Uncle or someone finds out they're pregnant and has to tell someone that they're going to be an Aunt or Uncle. Can be one shot or more and preferably have Willow be pregnant or the Aunt, but I'll take anyone and any pairing.
So here's my answer. Congratulations, Manda.
I don't own BtVS or the WWE and there is a very mild mention of slash.
Kevin Nash stared at his half sister in shock and disbelief. "Please tell me that you're kidding. Aren't you far too young for this?"
His sister rolled her eyes. "I know you enjoy living in the land of denial, but you've got to be shitting me. I'm twenty-four, not a child."
"You're still my little sister!"
"And that won't ever change," she responded, "no matter how much I pray that it will."
"How can you be pregnant?" he cried out, not looking all that tough in the face of her announcement.
"Quite simply," Buffy Summers told him from the sidelines. "First Willow went and found a guy just for this purpose and then they had sex and now she's about to have a kid. Honestly, I didn't expect you to be a virgin!"
"Why's she here again?" Kevin asked Willow with a mental groan. Suddenly registering what the Slayer had said, he growled. "I'm not a virgin, you twit! However, she should be!"
"Your opinion is nice, big bro," Willow sighed, "but I haven't been a virgin in over six years."
His extremely loud "WHAT!?!?!?!" had the entire company flying into the conference room.
"Kevin, are you alright?" Lita asked gently, speaking for all of her colleagues.
"No, I'm not! I just found out I'm going to be an uncle!" he snapped.
Mark Calloway looked completely bamboozled. "Aren't babies something to be celebrated?"
Willow had started laughing too hard to speak, so Buffy answered for her. "Kevin doesn't want to think of the fact that his baby sister—who is 24 years old, by the way—isn't a virgin and hasn't been for quite awhile."
Jeff Hardy shook his head. "Isn't big brother syndrome so nice?"
"Sure it is," Willow's voice dripped sarcasm. Suddenly her eyes went wide. "Honey, I think the twins have decided to put in an appearance."
"Are you sure Wills?" Buffy asked, close to panicking. "You aren't due to give birth for another two weeks."
"Tell them that!"
"You're together?" Kevin whispered. "And you're in labor? Oh, shit." With that, he promptly passed out.
"Sure my big brother's so tough," she rolled her eyes. "Does anyone have a camera? I've got to immortalize this."
A/N: Well, please review!