I dare you !!!
I forgot disclamer : NOT MINE !!!
Lord Voldemort: I am Lord Voldemort, you shall fear me...
Harry: Oh no, it's Voldemort
Hermione: talk about stating the obvious.
Ron runs off
Hermione: (mutters) coward
Lord Voldemort: Buwhahahaha
Hermione and Harry: um..
Lord Voldemort: I shall suck your blood..
Harry: I didn't know you were a vampire
Lord Voldemort: I'm not, but LuciusLove though it hot ...um I mean.err... Your end is near.buwahahahaha
Hermione: You're gay!!!!! I never saw it coming, you don't look it
Lord Voldemort: And that's why I gave up wearing pink robes, it tends to give it away.
Hermione: You're gay!!!
Lord Voldemort: We have been over this.
Harry: you know Voldemort, ups I mean he-who-I-must-not-say-by-name, um... I mean he-who-I-can-not-name.. no that doesn't seem quite right. hmm do you mind if I call you Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: Not at all, But do we really have to do this whole killing thing. I mean, you could join me...
Harry: No!! You killed my parents
Lord Voldemort: What, I did what!!!!
Harry: You didn't???
Lord Voldemort: Oh wait a sec, Lily and James. Oh yes, I killed them, but does it really matter.
Harry: They were my parents
Lord Voldemort: your point being....
Suddenly Ron appears in a giant chicken costume Harry: -_-
Lord Voldemort: o_o
Hermione: Ron, we decided not to go whit that plan.
Lord Voldemort: What plan, you were plotting against me... I can't believe it. I feel so betrayed
Lord Voldemort looked at the three teen's whit a look of shock
Hermione: Um..
Lord Voldemort: Harry, you can't beat me
Harry: can too
Lord Voldemort: Can not
Harry: can to
Lord Voldemort: You're mama
Hermione: ohh... you've done it now mister.
Harry: yeah, no one talks about my mama like that.
Ron: yeah
Harry: You stupid cross-dresser whit two left feet and a ugly nose
Voldemort looks furious
Lord Voldemort: I can beat you anytime, anywhere, anyplace... well, not Sundays... I'm busy Sundays
Harry: Oh aren't we all... I mean bring it on
Suddenly Hermione and Ron run away.
Harry: hey, where are you going?
Ron: (like the terminator) I'll be back
Ron and Hermione come back, now Ron's wearing an orange Speedo and a huge red afro. Hermione has her own giant brown afro, and is wearing this pink miniskirt.
Hermione: Let's get it on my brother
Harry: Right on sister. Takes Hermione's hand and goes out on the dance floor (of course there are disco's in the forbidden forest)
Lord Voldemort: What the f***, I mean I am surprised. He says and winks to an imaginary Camera. But if this is the way you won't it Pot-head, let me see if you can groove.
And the fight begins, and the fight keeps going.and going
Harry: Wow Voldie, do you mind if I call you Voldie
Lord Voldemort: Why not at all my brother
Harry: Right, as I was saying. You are an amazing dancer, your moves are just so groovy.
Lord Voldemort: Thank you, thank you very much... but I must say that you are very good. You blow me away, but I'm wondering, do we have any good weed?
Ron: Ron da man don't do dat shit..
Harry. I'm hearing ya, he's right that shit ain't good for ya
Hermione: I'm confused are we wannebe hippies are wannabe gansta
Lord Voldemort: You got to be whit us, bi-acht 'Cause ya ain't hearing us, we ain't no hippi-shit.We bad boys.
Hermione: Is that so.
Harry: So what do ya say, *turnes to Hermione*, want to get it on...want to make the dance floor hot. want to shake ya bo-tey
Hermione: I don't think so, aren't we supposed to KILL Lord Voldemort, not dance whit him???
Lord Voldemort: Now look here young lady, I don't like your attitude.
Hermione: So..
Lord Voldemort: Jævlasnørrunge * a white light shoots out of his wand and Hermione disappear*
Draco (yes Draco) : What's going on here.
Harry: What do you care Darco Mc.Ferret
Ron: yee-ah *sticks out his tongue at Draco* you so ferret, the ferrets think you are. um. ferret.
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what will happen to our heroes.?
Stay tuned for more stupidity
And a little hint hark hark review hark hark
I know this chapter is kind of lame, but I tired.. Very tired * starts snoring*
I forgot disclamer : NOT MINE !!!
Lord Voldemort: I am Lord Voldemort, you shall fear me...
Harry: Oh no, it's Voldemort
Hermione: talk about stating the obvious.
Ron runs off
Hermione: (mutters) coward
Lord Voldemort: Buwhahahaha
Hermione and Harry: um..
Lord Voldemort: I shall suck your blood..
Harry: I didn't know you were a vampire
Lord Voldemort: I'm not, but LuciusLove though it hot ...um I mean.err... Your end is near.buwahahahaha
Hermione: You're gay!!!!! I never saw it coming, you don't look it
Lord Voldemort: And that's why I gave up wearing pink robes, it tends to give it away.
Hermione: You're gay!!!
Lord Voldemort: We have been over this.
Harry: you know Voldemort, ups I mean he-who-I-must-not-say-by-name, um... I mean he-who-I-can-not-name.. no that doesn't seem quite right. hmm do you mind if I call you Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: Not at all, But do we really have to do this whole killing thing. I mean, you could join me...
Harry: No!! You killed my parents
Lord Voldemort: What, I did what!!!!
Harry: You didn't???
Lord Voldemort: Oh wait a sec, Lily and James. Oh yes, I killed them, but does it really matter.
Harry: They were my parents
Lord Voldemort: your point being....
Suddenly Ron appears in a giant chicken costume Harry: -_-
Lord Voldemort: o_o
Hermione: Ron, we decided not to go whit that plan.
Lord Voldemort: What plan, you were plotting against me... I can't believe it. I feel so betrayed
Lord Voldemort looked at the three teen's whit a look of shock
Hermione: Um..
Lord Voldemort: Harry, you can't beat me
Harry: can too
Lord Voldemort: Can not
Harry: can to
Lord Voldemort: You're mama
Hermione: ohh... you've done it now mister.
Harry: yeah, no one talks about my mama like that.
Ron: yeah
Harry: You stupid cross-dresser whit two left feet and a ugly nose
Voldemort looks furious
Lord Voldemort: I can beat you anytime, anywhere, anyplace... well, not Sundays... I'm busy Sundays
Harry: Oh aren't we all... I mean bring it on
Suddenly Hermione and Ron run away.
Harry: hey, where are you going?
Ron: (like the terminator) I'll be back
Ron and Hermione come back, now Ron's wearing an orange Speedo and a huge red afro. Hermione has her own giant brown afro, and is wearing this pink miniskirt.
Hermione: Let's get it on my brother
Harry: Right on sister. Takes Hermione's hand and goes out on the dance floor (of course there are disco's in the forbidden forest)
Lord Voldemort: What the f***, I mean I am surprised. He says and winks to an imaginary Camera. But if this is the way you won't it Pot-head, let me see if you can groove.
And the fight begins, and the fight keeps going.and going
Harry: Wow Voldie, do you mind if I call you Voldie
Lord Voldemort: Why not at all my brother
Harry: Right, as I was saying. You are an amazing dancer, your moves are just so groovy.
Lord Voldemort: Thank you, thank you very much... but I must say that you are very good. You blow me away, but I'm wondering, do we have any good weed?
Ron: Ron da man don't do dat shit..
Harry. I'm hearing ya, he's right that shit ain't good for ya
Hermione: I'm confused are we wannebe hippies are wannabe gansta
Lord Voldemort: You got to be whit us, bi-acht 'Cause ya ain't hearing us, we ain't no hippi-shit.We bad boys.
Hermione: Is that so.
Harry: So what do ya say, *turnes to Hermione*, want to get it on...want to make the dance floor hot. want to shake ya bo-tey
Hermione: I don't think so, aren't we supposed to KILL Lord Voldemort, not dance whit him???
Lord Voldemort: Now look here young lady, I don't like your attitude.
Hermione: So..
Lord Voldemort: Jævlasnørrunge * a white light shoots out of his wand and Hermione disappear*
Draco (yes Draco) : What's going on here.
Harry: What do you care Darco Mc.Ferret
Ron: yee-ah *sticks out his tongue at Draco* you so ferret, the ferrets think you are. um. ferret.
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what will happen to our heroes.?
Stay tuned for more stupidity
And a little hint hark hark review hark hark
I know this chapter is kind of lame, but I tired.. Very tired * starts snoring*