Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any of that shit (surprise
surprise) though I'd like to, he he, but we all know that's not gonna
happened..
I'd like to thank Rei-Chan, although I know you would say it's great no matter how terrible it is, Doe, Cake eater (don't we all) ,GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtR, my mum, God, Santa, The guy who invented coke and on.. and on..
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What's happened: Draco came.. Hey, do you see this story posted under drama..
Aaaanyway, on whit the story....
EVEN I HAVE NO IDEA..
Draco: I had to use the bathroom, sue me.
Ron: *turns to Harry* do you think we have a case
Lord Voldemort: Draco, have you heard from your father.um. we sort of had this fight; he hasn't said anything to you, has he?? I mean, it wasn't important or anything.. I'm just wondering ...
Draco: Ooooookey, and no he hasn't said anything to me.
Lord Voldemort: He he, of course not, why would he. it's nothing big.
Ron: Hey, where did Hermione go?
Harry: Oh my gosh, you're right. She's not here, I wonder where she is? Hmmmm... Do I know anyone evil and hostile.
Turns to Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: Hey, why is everyone looking at me?
Harry: Voldie is there anything you want to tell me.
Draco: Voldie?
Lord Voldemort: No, of course not, *makes puppy dog eyes* how could you accuse me of something like that.. I haven't done anything!! I swear
Harry: okay
Shrugs
Lord Voldemort: why are you looking at me like that, stop it!
Harry: huh
Lord Voldemort: Okey, okey I did it... happy? Now stop looking at me
Draco: How could you!!!
Harry: huh
Ron: huh
The two boys look's puzzled
Draco: Oh that's right! you guys don't know, I'm Hermione's lover
Harry and Ron: What!?
Draco: Well of course I'm her lover. Hello, I'm your worst enemy..
Harry: and..
Draco: So the plot is that we must fight for our undying love, and therefore make the story more dramatic. But then "Voldie" here comes and runs everything, you are such a party-pooper.
Lord Voldemort: moi..?..
Draco: No the guy next to you
Lord Voldemort turns around
Draco: -_-
Harry: um... I think you have the wrong story; I'M the star in this one.
Draco: Oh, sorry
Harry: it's alright mate, it happens to me all the time
Draco: mmmm
Harry: you should have seen Snape's face when I walked in on him and Dumbledore, not pretty.
Lord Voldemort: What Snape's seeing Albus, that.that tramp. I can't believe it.
Lord Voldemort runs off crying
Lord Voldemort comes back
Lord Voldemort: Well who cares I got Lucius, and he's twice the man Snape will ever be.
Draco: WHAT !?!
Ron: hello
Harry: What was that for?
Ron: well I haven't said anything in a looong while, and my fans don't like it.
Harry: What fans?
Ron points to a bunch of people shouting "we wont Ron, we want Ron"
Harry: sins when are you fuck*ing Gilderoy Lockhart?
G. Lockhart: You called.
Fan girls go berserk
Harry: Hey, um. why are you here
G. Lockhart: I don't know
Smiles in to the camera
Lord Voldemort: You're hair is waaaay to blond, what are you gay?
Harry: I though you were the one that's g..
Lord Voldemort: aaaaaaaaanyway..
Harry: Why are you here?
Lord Voldemort: me?
Harry: no
Ron: me
Harry: no ...
Harry: I'm talking to you *points at Lockhart*
G. Lockhart: Poor boy, don't know what he's saying, of course he's tried that I'm here. Aren't we all
Ron and Lord Voldemort shake heads
G. Lockhart: but you love me.I'm your hero... aren't I
Ron, Harry and Lord Voldemort shake heads
G. Lockhart: I've been living a lie.. *starts crying* Or have I, maybe this is a plan to bring me down. *looks around*Aha, though you had me, hadn't you, but no one can fool the great Gilderoy Elisa Lockhart.
Ron: Elisa?
G. Lockhart: My dad had this thing for my fair lady
Ron: oh
Harry: But why are you here?
G. Lockhart: Oh, the so called author
Me: hey
G. Lockhart: sorry, where was I.. oh yes, well you see, the hark author though I'm not just a bimbo, she's about to find out that she's wrong and remove me from this piece of junk..
Me: oh you're in it deep now
Suddenly Lockhart looses all his clothes on the floor and shows a fat ass, and a tattoo that says: I love my mummy. Then he starts to dance the Macarena, and runs off into the woods.
Me: ha ha
Harry: but what did you do to Hermione?
Looks at Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: I sent her where she belonged
Draco: I will get you for this
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yes, yes I know its lame... no need to tell me...
And don't worry (like you are), Hermione is coming back
Some guy: yay !!
Me: Who are you?
Some guy: I'm your stalker
Me: I have a stalker. cool. I feel important
I'd like to thank Rei-Chan, although I know you would say it's great no matter how terrible it is, Doe, Cake eater (don't we all) ,GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtR, my mum, God, Santa, The guy who invented coke and on.. and on..
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What's happened: Draco came.. Hey, do you see this story posted under drama..
Aaaanyway, on whit the story....
EVEN I HAVE NO IDEA..
Draco: I had to use the bathroom, sue me.
Ron: *turns to Harry* do you think we have a case
Lord Voldemort: Draco, have you heard from your father.um. we sort of had this fight; he hasn't said anything to you, has he?? I mean, it wasn't important or anything.. I'm just wondering ...
Draco: Ooooookey, and no he hasn't said anything to me.
Lord Voldemort: He he, of course not, why would he. it's nothing big.
Ron: Hey, where did Hermione go?
Harry: Oh my gosh, you're right. She's not here, I wonder where she is? Hmmmm... Do I know anyone evil and hostile.
Turns to Lord Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: Hey, why is everyone looking at me?
Harry: Voldie is there anything you want to tell me.
Draco: Voldie?
Lord Voldemort: No, of course not, *makes puppy dog eyes* how could you accuse me of something like that.. I haven't done anything!! I swear
Harry: okay
Shrugs
Lord Voldemort: why are you looking at me like that, stop it!
Harry: huh
Lord Voldemort: Okey, okey I did it... happy? Now stop looking at me
Draco: How could you!!!
Harry: huh
Ron: huh
The two boys look's puzzled
Draco: Oh that's right! you guys don't know, I'm Hermione's lover
Harry and Ron: What!?
Draco: Well of course I'm her lover. Hello, I'm your worst enemy..
Harry: and..
Draco: So the plot is that we must fight for our undying love, and therefore make the story more dramatic. But then "Voldie" here comes and runs everything, you are such a party-pooper.
Lord Voldemort: moi..?..
Draco: No the guy next to you
Lord Voldemort turns around
Draco: -_-
Harry: um... I think you have the wrong story; I'M the star in this one.
Draco: Oh, sorry
Harry: it's alright mate, it happens to me all the time
Draco: mmmm
Harry: you should have seen Snape's face when I walked in on him and Dumbledore, not pretty.
Lord Voldemort: What Snape's seeing Albus, that.that tramp. I can't believe it.
Lord Voldemort runs off crying
Lord Voldemort comes back
Lord Voldemort: Well who cares I got Lucius, and he's twice the man Snape will ever be.
Draco: WHAT !?!
Ron: hello
Harry: What was that for?
Ron: well I haven't said anything in a looong while, and my fans don't like it.
Harry: What fans?
Ron points to a bunch of people shouting "we wont Ron, we want Ron"
Harry: sins when are you fuck*ing Gilderoy Lockhart?
G. Lockhart: You called.
Fan girls go berserk
Harry: Hey, um. why are you here
G. Lockhart: I don't know
Smiles in to the camera
Lord Voldemort: You're hair is waaaay to blond, what are you gay?
Harry: I though you were the one that's g..
Lord Voldemort: aaaaaaaaanyway..
Harry: Why are you here?
Lord Voldemort: me?
Harry: no
Ron: me
Harry: no ...
Harry: I'm talking to you *points at Lockhart*
G. Lockhart: Poor boy, don't know what he's saying, of course he's tried that I'm here. Aren't we all
Ron and Lord Voldemort shake heads
G. Lockhart: but you love me.I'm your hero... aren't I
Ron, Harry and Lord Voldemort shake heads
G. Lockhart: I've been living a lie.. *starts crying* Or have I, maybe this is a plan to bring me down. *looks around*Aha, though you had me, hadn't you, but no one can fool the great Gilderoy Elisa Lockhart.
Ron: Elisa?
G. Lockhart: My dad had this thing for my fair lady
Ron: oh
Harry: But why are you here?
G. Lockhart: Oh, the so called author
Me: hey
G. Lockhart: sorry, where was I.. oh yes, well you see, the hark author though I'm not just a bimbo, she's about to find out that she's wrong and remove me from this piece of junk..
Me: oh you're in it deep now
Suddenly Lockhart looses all his clothes on the floor and shows a fat ass, and a tattoo that says: I love my mummy. Then he starts to dance the Macarena, and runs off into the woods.
Me: ha ha
Harry: but what did you do to Hermione?
Looks at Voldemort
Lord Voldemort: I sent her where she belonged
Draco: I will get you for this
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yes, yes I know its lame... no need to tell me...
And don't worry (like you are), Hermione is coming back
Some guy: yay !!
Me: Who are you?
Some guy: I'm your stalker
Me: I have a stalker. cool. I feel important