This is something I wrote when I woke up, so you just know it's going to be great. ^_^

What has happened: Okey this is a real summary, it all started whit an

idiotic idea from Harry. Then Voldemort came, and he made Hermione

disappear. Then Draco came, and then Lockhart came. But I took him out

because he was mean to me. and that's where we are now...

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WHAT'S INSIDE OUR UM... HEROES MIND

Ron's POV.

I an Harry havv benn fighting Lord Voldemort, he is meen.

Hermini sadd somm meen tinggs to me.

Ronn Wesly

HERMIONE'S POV

Since last time I wrote Harry had managed to come up with this

totally idiotic plan. Braise yourself; he wanted us to dress up

like chickens and attack He-who-must-not-be-named.

I wonder why I even bother being friends whit them, they are so stupid

it's sad.

Hermione Kristtiornia Rachel Granger
HARRY'S POV

I am in the middle of a fight whit Voldemort, and I must come

up whit something that can bring him down.

And although I only have 50 IQ, if I work really hard: I'm

bound to find an answer, aren't I?
TOM RIDDLE'S DIARY

Note to self: kill all mudbloods

DRACO'S POV.

God I'm hot

Hermione's POV

Right now we are fighting He-who-must-not-be-named, guess what I

found out HE'S GAY!!!!! Oh my gosh, I can't wait to tell. um, oh I

forgot I don't have any friends. Well except Harry and Ron, but they know

it too. Between the battles I have managed to write all my potions essays,

and no way am I going to let Ron or Harry copy. Last time that happened,

the two morons actually signed whit my name. And the worst part, they

didn't even spell it right. Because as far as I know, my name is Hermione

nor Hermini or Hermoani.

Hermione Kristtiornia Rachel Granger
TOM RIDDLES DIARY

Note to self: do not tell your enemies you're gay.

DRACO'S POV

I looked in the mirror and I found out that not only am I hot, I'm perfect.

TOM RIDDLES DIARY

Hello, my name is Virginia Weasley

Tom: What?! Not you again!

Ginny: Huh

Tom: What are you? clepto about my old diaries or something. Get your own bloody journal.

Ginny: Huh

Tom: I'm Tom Riddle you silly little girl.

Ginny: Nooooo

Tom: Yeah, yeah... this is the SECOND time you start to write in MY old diary. What is that? Or are you just to poor to bye your own. Now hand this over to Harry, so I can lure him into a secret room for a short shag.

Ginny: Um... Harry doesn't swing that way

Tom: And how would you know, if I remember correct, he never saw at you twice

Ginny: Just because

Tom: Because? Ohh, don't tell me you still have a crush on him...

Ginny: ....

Tom: Oh my god, you're in love whit Harry Potter

Ginny: am not

Tom: are too

Ginny: not

Tom: too

Ginny: not

Tom: too

Ginny: How would you know, you are just a pathetic memory

Tom: Yeah, yeah..

Ginny: You're stupid

Tom: You're fat

Ginny: I am not

Tom: are to

Ginny: not

Tom: too

Ginny: not

Tom: too

Ginny: No, seriously I'm really skinny

Tom: Yeah, yeah suuuure you are

Ginny: That's it, I'm leaving

Tom: Are not

Ginny: Wanna bet?

TOM RIDDLES DIARY

Note to self: Do not leave my old diaries whit stupid little red-heads.

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Honestly: I have no idea what this is about, I'm out of ideas..do you have some.

Some guy: I think you should put me in the next chapter

Me: Don't worry people, it's not gonna happened...