I'm not going to have a summary, 'cause you've probably read the others
chapters, and don't need it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K Rowling does..
Ps: this chapter is in U.K English not the US type.
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LOVE IS PAIN.
Suddenly Snape, Hermione and Lucius appear.
Lord Voldemort screams like a little girl, and tries to hide behind Ron. One problem: Ron is half his size.
Lucius: Voldie Doldie?
Draco: o_O
Lord Voldemort: Shit
Snape: Hello everyone
Lord Voldemort: Snape, is it true, are you're seeing Dumbledore?
Snape: Um. err.. *gulp* no..
Lucius: What do you care? Remember, you're whit ME now.
Lord Voldemort: But Lucius don't..
Lucius: This is all I have to say to you *starts singing to the melody of Sailing*
How many years must I wait for my love?
Before he will finally be mine
Yes, and what must I do for him
to notice me
And make him want me back
And how many times must he turn me down
Before he'll see he loves me
The answer dear love,
I don't know
The answer is unknown to me
Draco looks like is going to be sick, and Ron has already fallen to the ground
Lord Voldemort: Well I have something to say, this is for you Snape
Snape: Oh lord
Lord Voldemort: *starts singing to the melody Never Ever (by All Saints)*
A few things that I need to know (A.N: I know in the real song she says questions)
Did you ever love me?
Or was it's just a game for you
Always leaving me,
Harry and Ron: Buuuu
You were always in your classroom,
And never whit me
Did I do something wrong,
Tell me now, 'cause I want to know
You can tell it to my face
Or even by owl
You can send it whit a student
Either way I need to know
All the answers I need to know
My heads spinning,
I though I hadn't done anything wrong
Everything was just peachy
And then you came,
And wreck it all
It started small, you had to go
Said you were washing your hair,
But we both know you never do
So where were you?
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Snape: Ahem, not in front of students
Ron, Harry, Hermione and Draco look as if they want to die
Draco: Whyyyyyyyy, do you know how many galleons I have to spend on therapy after this *Starts crying*
Hermione: *pads his shoulder, and turn to Voldemort and Snape* nice, real nice.
Snape: Ohh eas up, it's just a little bit of love *looks as he's about to starts singing*
Harry: Noooooooo, please don't *on his knees* please.
Lord Voldemort: *turns to Lucius* you see before he answers these questions I can never
truly is whit you.
Lucius: I will wait. for about one hour, so start blabbing Snape
Snape: Okey, I guess it's no surprise I've been seeing Dumbledore, but what you don't know is that I've also been seeing Lucy
Harry: Okey, first: when did this turn into freaking Jerry Springer, second: who the hell is Lucy?
Snape: III'llllllllll neeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer teeeell you....
Lord Voldemort: Well, it's no shame in losing when it's loosing to Dumbledore ... So what do you say Lucius, wanna go he-he-hoooo
Lucius: I sure do ^_^
Snape: Okey I'll say it, Lucy is short for Lucius
Draco: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not AGAIN!!!!!!!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: O_o
Lord Voldemort: WHAT !!???!?
Lucius: It didn't mean anything, and stop panicking Draco, a Malfoy never panics. *grabs Lord Voldemorts leg* I love you, you and nobody else.
Snape: That's not what you said last night.
Lucius hits Snape whit a giant hammer that he had err. hidden in his robes.
Snape: Au, why did you do THAT?
Lust, shit I mean Lucius sticks out tongue.
Lord Voldemort: Well Lucy, I think we all did some mistake, but I forgive you
Snape: Thank you
Lord Voldemort: Not you bitch, I still hate you
Lucius: Me? *point on himself*
Lord Voldemort: Yes
Lucius: YAY!
Lord Voldemort and Lucius walks into the sunset.
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Lord Voldemort: Fuck, I forgot that I can't leave before we have fought each other to the end..
Harry: So you came back to fight me.
Lord Voldemort: Yes, it has to read realistic
Hermione: Why it hasn't been this far.
Ron: I resent that!
Hermione rolls eyes
Lord Voldemort: But I can't just leave now.
Harry: Why not
Lord Voldemort shrugs and walks away
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The end, or is it...
Some guy: I like All Saints
Me: Are you still here?
Some guy: Looks like it
Me: Why?
Some guy: Dunno
Me: Rrrright
Some guy: Is the story really over.
Me: No! I mean err.. Wait and see.
Some guy: don't you mean read and see...
Me: -_-
I'm soo going to regret this in the morning, it's 22:37 now, and I have been awake sins 06:30
Ideas are welcome, because I'm out (and I guess you can probably see it in this chappie)
Read this backwards: revo ton si yrots eht
Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, J.K Rowling does..
Ps: this chapter is in U.K English not the US type.
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LOVE IS PAIN.
Suddenly Snape, Hermione and Lucius appear.
Lord Voldemort screams like a little girl, and tries to hide behind Ron. One problem: Ron is half his size.
Lucius: Voldie Doldie?
Draco: o_O
Lord Voldemort: Shit
Snape: Hello everyone
Lord Voldemort: Snape, is it true, are you're seeing Dumbledore?
Snape: Um. err.. *gulp* no..
Lucius: What do you care? Remember, you're whit ME now.
Lord Voldemort: But Lucius don't..
Lucius: This is all I have to say to you *starts singing to the melody of Sailing*
How many years must I wait for my love?
Before he will finally be mine
Yes, and what must I do for him
to notice me
And make him want me back
And how many times must he turn me down
Before he'll see he loves me
The answer dear love,
I don't know
The answer is unknown to me
Draco looks like is going to be sick, and Ron has already fallen to the ground
Lord Voldemort: Well I have something to say, this is for you Snape
Snape: Oh lord
Lord Voldemort: *starts singing to the melody Never Ever (by All Saints)*
A few things that I need to know (A.N: I know in the real song she says questions)
Did you ever love me?
Or was it's just a game for you
Always leaving me,
Harry and Ron: Buuuu
You were always in your classroom,
And never whit me
Did I do something wrong,
Tell me now, 'cause I want to know
You can tell it to my face
Or even by owl
You can send it whit a student
Either way I need to know
All the answers I need to know
My heads spinning,
I though I hadn't done anything wrong
Everything was just peachy
And then you came,
And wreck it all
It started small, you had to go
Said you were washing your hair,
But we both know you never do
So where were you?
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Snape: Ahem, not in front of students
Ron, Harry, Hermione and Draco look as if they want to die
Draco: Whyyyyyyyy, do you know how many galleons I have to spend on therapy after this *Starts crying*
Hermione: *pads his shoulder, and turn to Voldemort and Snape* nice, real nice.
Snape: Ohh eas up, it's just a little bit of love *looks as he's about to starts singing*
Harry: Noooooooo, please don't *on his knees* please.
Lord Voldemort: *turns to Lucius* you see before he answers these questions I can never
truly is whit you.
Lucius: I will wait. for about one hour, so start blabbing Snape
Snape: Okey, I guess it's no surprise I've been seeing Dumbledore, but what you don't know is that I've also been seeing Lucy
Harry: Okey, first: when did this turn into freaking Jerry Springer, second: who the hell is Lucy?
Snape: III'llllllllll neeeeeeeeveeeeeeeer teeeell you....
Lord Voldemort: Well, it's no shame in losing when it's loosing to Dumbledore ... So what do you say Lucius, wanna go he-he-hoooo
Lucius: I sure do ^_^
Snape: Okey I'll say it, Lucy is short for Lucius
Draco: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, not AGAIN!!!!!!!
Harry, Ron and Hermione: O_o
Lord Voldemort: WHAT !!???!?
Lucius: It didn't mean anything, and stop panicking Draco, a Malfoy never panics. *grabs Lord Voldemorts leg* I love you, you and nobody else.
Snape: That's not what you said last night.
Lucius hits Snape whit a giant hammer that he had err. hidden in his robes.
Snape: Au, why did you do THAT?
Lust, shit I mean Lucius sticks out tongue.
Lord Voldemort: Well Lucy, I think we all did some mistake, but I forgive you
Snape: Thank you
Lord Voldemort: Not you bitch, I still hate you
Lucius: Me? *point on himself*
Lord Voldemort: Yes
Lucius: YAY!
Lord Voldemort and Lucius walks into the sunset.
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Lord Voldemort: Fuck, I forgot that I can't leave before we have fought each other to the end..
Harry: So you came back to fight me.
Lord Voldemort: Yes, it has to read realistic
Hermione: Why it hasn't been this far.
Ron: I resent that!
Hermione rolls eyes
Lord Voldemort: But I can't just leave now.
Harry: Why not
Lord Voldemort shrugs and walks away
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The end, or is it...
Some guy: I like All Saints
Me: Are you still here?
Some guy: Looks like it
Me: Why?
Some guy: Dunno
Me: Rrrright
Some guy: Is the story really over.
Me: No! I mean err.. Wait and see.
Some guy: don't you mean read and see...
Me: -_-
I'm soo going to regret this in the morning, it's 22:37 now, and I have been awake sins 06:30
Ideas are welcome, because I'm out (and I guess you can probably see it in this chappie)
Read this backwards: revo ton si yrots eht