BACK HOME, FOR A WHILE
Then the three boys (finally) noticed that Hermione was back.
Harry: "Hermione you're back"
Hermione: "No shit"
Draco tries to kiss her and she turns away
Hermione. What the hell are you doing ferret boy?
Harry: hey, that's right out mean
Of course, and for no reason, Harry and Draco are now the best friends in the world. And
Harry has absolutely no problem whit the fact that Draco had been a real arse to him, nor does
Draco have a problem whit Harry, Ron or muggle born. (hey its MINE story, and Draco is
just misunderstood)
BAM, suddenly Draco is turned into a little, pink rabbit.
Harry: *turns to Hermione* Hermione!!!!
Hermione: What, it wasn't me, I did NOT do that *blinks nervously*
Harry: Hermione I saw you
Ron: Harry, just because we saw her pull out his wand, points it at Draco and said
DracoRabbito doesn't mean she did it!
Harry: No of 'course not, and a bloody knife whit fingerprints isn't evidence in a crime seen.
Ron: What, Poirot has a lot to answer to
Harry: Can you possibly be so stupid
Ron: huh
Harry. I guess so .. Bu that doesn't change the fact that you turned Draco into a rabbit
Hermione!
Hermione: Okay, I admit it, I did it.
The rabbit formally known as Draco: `_´
Hermione: ExDarcoRabitto
BAM, Draco is yet again a hot err . I mean Draco is yet again human.. Yeah, that's better
Draco: Why did you do that ?!
Hermione: *shrugs* you tried to kiss me ..
Draco: Oh yeah, I forgot .. We're not lovers in this one .
Hermione: huh ?
Draco: *looks around* I've said too much ...
Hermione: Ooooookey
Harry: But where were you ?
Hermione: *starts crying* (my characters seems to do that a lot) I don't want to say it ...
Ron: *pads her shoulder* It's okay, you're whit friends now ..
Hermione: It was terrible, I don't think I'll ever get over it .
Draco: Oh, it can't be that bad. Remember, I grew up whit a sadistic father, and
Ron. Don't you mean GAY father *sticks out tongue*
Draco: Why you little .. *runs to Ron and starts beating the shit out of him*
Harry: Wait, Draco violence is not the way ..
Draco: You're right, sorry . *takes out his wand* RonRabbito
Now Ron is turned to a little pink rabbit
Harry and Hermione sculls
Draco: Hey, he had it coming, but tell us Hermione.
Hermione: I *sob* were *sob* at a *sob* Britney Spea- ea-ea buhuu
Harry and Draco: Noooooooooooooo
Harry: Are you okay, that's terrible, I can't, I can't ..
Draco: Nothing I have never, you poor thing ..
Hermione: I kno-ow-ow, I'll never get over this NEVER !!!!
Harry: I'll kill you for this Voldemort, I'LL KILL YOU, and I don't care I if have to walk in on you and Lucius shag ...
Me: Ahem
Draco hits Harry , hard!
Harry. Sorry, where was I? Oh, you and Lucius in an intimate conversation ..
Me: much better .
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Later on, Draco has turned Ron back to a well, to what ever he was before .... And now Ron
would rather jump than walk, and enjoys eating grass, nothing new in other words.
Harry: We need a plan
Hermione: If it involves giant chicken costumes I'm leaving
Draco: Why the hell would it invol ..
Hermione: Don't ask .
Ron: How about we go to the Malfoy manor and kill him ..
Hermione: That's a stu .. Wait a minute
Everybody waits a minute
Hermione: That's not a stupid idea, why didn't I think of that ..
Ron: That's because you don't watch Tom and Jerry ...
Draco: Leave it Hermione .
So basically, we're back where we started, planning the plan .
Hermione: I'm freezing, can we go back to the castle
Harry: It's not cold
Hermione: I know, but the author I out of ideas and that will give her a chance to bring in more characters.
Me: I'm so never trusting you again
Hermione: it's your own fault, I'm emotionally scared for the rest of my life because of you ..
Me: He, he *laughs nervously* yeah, sorry about that ..
Hermione: Apology NOT accepted
Ron and Harry: ye-eah
Me: I sow lilo and Stitch yesterday, sue me! Oh, and in case you will, I do not own Disney ..
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Back at the castle
Cho: Harry !
Harry: Cho! I can't believe it's you, and even though I'm a teenager whit hormones, I have no
Intentions of jumping you 'cause then the youngest readers would stop buying the books .
Me: Just ignore that last one
Cho on her side wanted to .. and that's how far I'll go. 'Cause as my friend Rei_Chan
says, I'm not gonna write something I can't read. (We're both under 17)
Cho: Where have you been? I was starting to worry
Harry: In the forbidden .err, mean by the lake, yeah by the lake ..
Cho: I'll leave 'cause the athor don't have anymore lines for me
Me: Arrrg, stop giving away what I'm doing, I'm so going to pair you up whit Goyle after this
Cho.
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In the Gryffindor common room
Dumbledore: Harry, will you come to my office.
Harry: *gulp* if it's about that plant, I was only growing it .um I had no plan smoking it, I promise .
Dumbledore: This isn't about you growing weed
Harry: He he, of course not, what weed I don't have any weed.
And whit that he quickly cross he's arms so that the headmaster won't notice his T-shirt that says "I grow weed in my room"
At the office
Harry: Oh a shiny thingy, hello little golden tingy
Dumbledore: No don't touch that !!
Too late, crash !
Dumbledore: You little, no control your self Albus it will soon be over breath, breath. Soon He'll be gone, and I don't have to see that stupid little brat ever again.
Harry: Um .. You're starting to freak me out professor
Dumbledore: Oh, don't fear my child, I can't wait to speak in your funeral, I'm okay, I will be when you're gone.
Harry: Oooookay ...
Dumbledore: Listen, I know that Voldemort is hiding in a little house in the woods, but not by himself he he he
Harry: O_o
Dumbledore: Go there .
Harry: Okay, but I really don't want to, I'm soooo tired of walking in the woods now, we
were just in the forbidden forest, ups. I don't mean the FORBIDDEN forbidden forests, he
he, I mean the UNforbidden forest, he he. Yeah that's it .... Thinking (out loud): Good one
Harry, He'll never suspect a thing
Dumbledore: -_-, just go !!
Harry: Will do
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Read and review.
Make love not war
And stay in school ^_^
See ya ...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, yes I know, a reeeaaaal shock for you.
Then the three boys (finally) noticed that Hermione was back.
Harry: "Hermione you're back"
Hermione: "No shit"
Draco tries to kiss her and she turns away
Hermione. What the hell are you doing ferret boy?
Harry: hey, that's right out mean
Of course, and for no reason, Harry and Draco are now the best friends in the world. And
Harry has absolutely no problem whit the fact that Draco had been a real arse to him, nor does
Draco have a problem whit Harry, Ron or muggle born. (hey its MINE story, and Draco is
just misunderstood)
BAM, suddenly Draco is turned into a little, pink rabbit.
Harry: *turns to Hermione* Hermione!!!!
Hermione: What, it wasn't me, I did NOT do that *blinks nervously*
Harry: Hermione I saw you
Ron: Harry, just because we saw her pull out his wand, points it at Draco and said
DracoRabbito doesn't mean she did it!
Harry: No of 'course not, and a bloody knife whit fingerprints isn't evidence in a crime seen.
Ron: What, Poirot has a lot to answer to
Harry: Can you possibly be so stupid
Ron: huh
Harry. I guess so .. Bu that doesn't change the fact that you turned Draco into a rabbit
Hermione!
Hermione: Okay, I admit it, I did it.
The rabbit formally known as Draco: `_´
Hermione: ExDarcoRabitto
BAM, Draco is yet again a hot err . I mean Draco is yet again human.. Yeah, that's better
Draco: Why did you do that ?!
Hermione: *shrugs* you tried to kiss me ..
Draco: Oh yeah, I forgot .. We're not lovers in this one .
Hermione: huh ?
Draco: *looks around* I've said too much ...
Hermione: Ooooookey
Harry: But where were you ?
Hermione: *starts crying* (my characters seems to do that a lot) I don't want to say it ...
Ron: *pads her shoulder* It's okay, you're whit friends now ..
Hermione: It was terrible, I don't think I'll ever get over it .
Draco: Oh, it can't be that bad. Remember, I grew up whit a sadistic father, and
Ron. Don't you mean GAY father *sticks out tongue*
Draco: Why you little .. *runs to Ron and starts beating the shit out of him*
Harry: Wait, Draco violence is not the way ..
Draco: You're right, sorry . *takes out his wand* RonRabbito
Now Ron is turned to a little pink rabbit
Harry and Hermione sculls
Draco: Hey, he had it coming, but tell us Hermione.
Hermione: I *sob* were *sob* at a *sob* Britney Spea- ea-ea buhuu
Harry and Draco: Noooooooooooooo
Harry: Are you okay, that's terrible, I can't, I can't ..
Draco: Nothing I have never, you poor thing ..
Hermione: I kno-ow-ow, I'll never get over this NEVER !!!!
Harry: I'll kill you for this Voldemort, I'LL KILL YOU, and I don't care I if have to walk in on you and Lucius shag ...
Me: Ahem
Draco hits Harry , hard!
Harry. Sorry, where was I? Oh, you and Lucius in an intimate conversation ..
Me: much better .
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Later on, Draco has turned Ron back to a well, to what ever he was before .... And now Ron
would rather jump than walk, and enjoys eating grass, nothing new in other words.
Harry: We need a plan
Hermione: If it involves giant chicken costumes I'm leaving
Draco: Why the hell would it invol ..
Hermione: Don't ask .
Ron: How about we go to the Malfoy manor and kill him ..
Hermione: That's a stu .. Wait a minute
Everybody waits a minute
Hermione: That's not a stupid idea, why didn't I think of that ..
Ron: That's because you don't watch Tom and Jerry ...
Draco: Leave it Hermione .
So basically, we're back where we started, planning the plan .
Hermione: I'm freezing, can we go back to the castle
Harry: It's not cold
Hermione: I know, but the author I out of ideas and that will give her a chance to bring in more characters.
Me: I'm so never trusting you again
Hermione: it's your own fault, I'm emotionally scared for the rest of my life because of you ..
Me: He, he *laughs nervously* yeah, sorry about that ..
Hermione: Apology NOT accepted
Ron and Harry: ye-eah
Me: I sow lilo and Stitch yesterday, sue me! Oh, and in case you will, I do not own Disney ..
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Back at the castle
Cho: Harry !
Harry: Cho! I can't believe it's you, and even though I'm a teenager whit hormones, I have no
Intentions of jumping you 'cause then the youngest readers would stop buying the books .
Me: Just ignore that last one
Cho on her side wanted to .. and that's how far I'll go. 'Cause as my friend Rei_Chan
says, I'm not gonna write something I can't read. (We're both under 17)
Cho: Where have you been? I was starting to worry
Harry: In the forbidden .err, mean by the lake, yeah by the lake ..
Cho: I'll leave 'cause the athor don't have anymore lines for me
Me: Arrrg, stop giving away what I'm doing, I'm so going to pair you up whit Goyle after this
Cho.
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In the Gryffindor common room
Dumbledore: Harry, will you come to my office.
Harry: *gulp* if it's about that plant, I was only growing it .um I had no plan smoking it, I promise .
Dumbledore: This isn't about you growing weed
Harry: He he, of course not, what weed I don't have any weed.
And whit that he quickly cross he's arms so that the headmaster won't notice his T-shirt that says "I grow weed in my room"
At the office
Harry: Oh a shiny thingy, hello little golden tingy
Dumbledore: No don't touch that !!
Too late, crash !
Dumbledore: You little, no control your self Albus it will soon be over breath, breath. Soon He'll be gone, and I don't have to see that stupid little brat ever again.
Harry: Um .. You're starting to freak me out professor
Dumbledore: Oh, don't fear my child, I can't wait to speak in your funeral, I'm okay, I will be when you're gone.
Harry: Oooookay ...
Dumbledore: Listen, I know that Voldemort is hiding in a little house in the woods, but not by himself he he he
Harry: O_o
Dumbledore: Go there .
Harry: Okay, but I really don't want to, I'm soooo tired of walking in the woods now, we
were just in the forbidden forest, ups. I don't mean the FORBIDDEN forbidden forests, he
he, I mean the UNforbidden forest, he he. Yeah that's it .... Thinking (out loud): Good one
Harry, He'll never suspect a thing
Dumbledore: -_-, just go !!
Harry: Will do
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Read and review.
Make love not war
And stay in school ^_^
See ya ...
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, yes I know, a reeeaaaal shock for you.