Thanks for the -ahem- help, and being the person I am, I'm putting all your
ideas in this.
THE LOCKER-ROOM
It wasn't until Harry was back in the common-room; he remembered this was the day of the most important quidditch match.
Harry: Oh no, I forgot, today is the day of the most important match, EVER!
Hermione: Oh my god, fighting the most dangerous wizard of all times sure makes you forget things.
Ron: We better get going
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Wood: Okay Harry! I'm counting on you, this is the most important fight EVER!
Harry: My words exactly
Wood: No way, that's soooooo freaky.
Harry: I know
George: Ahem, what about us Wood, don't we count for anything
Wood: No, only Harry is special. He's the star
Harry: *starts to jump up and down* I'm the star, la la la la la, in your face, ha ha.
Fred: All bow to the mighty Scar-head
Harry: Hmmm, if I didn't know better, I'd say that was sarcastic.
Fred: You don't
Harry: Hmmmm, I can't put my finger on it, nah it's probably nothing.. I know you love me
Fred: *starts banging head to the wall* I hate Pot-head, I hate Pot-head, I HATE POT-HEAD
Harry: I don't know who this Pot-head is, but I sure feel sorry for him
George: O_o
Suddenly seven very well known figures come through the door.
Angelica: No shit, I love you *points at this drop dead gorges man*
Dumbledore: I can't believe my eyes, after all these years.
Fred: First, Who are you, and second: why are you here Dumbledore
Dumbledore: The one that looks waaaaaaaaaaay old is my brother, and I'm here because .. just because. I'm always there
Ron: So where were you when Harry was being attacked?
Dumbledore: Which time
Ron: all of them
Dumbledore: I was waiting for my time to strike .
Ron: Sure you were .
Dumbledore: Oh what do you know anyway?
New guy I: I'm Gandalf, Albus is my brother
New guy II: I'm Legolas
Angelica starts drooling
New guy III: I'm Aragorn, and you *points at Angelica* stop getting my shoes wet
New guy IV: I'm Frodo Baggins
Fred: God you're short
Frodo: You're ugly
Fred: Yeah, yeah .. but honestly, I've seen dwarfs taller than you, and dwarfs are like as tall as like ..um, like really really short things
New guy V: I'll kill you
Fred: who are you?
New guy: I'm Gimli
Fred: And that's supposed to tell me something?
Gimli: Grrrrr
New guy VI: relax Gimli
Fred: Who are you?
New guy VII: I'm Sam
Angelica: I know you; you're that nobody that's stalking Frodo
Sam: I'll kill you. *starts running towards Angelica whit his sword* die bitch, die!!!
Angelica: Get away from me, get away . somebody help me, HELP?!
Frodo: Sam, stop trying to kill her
Sam: Yes master, wait a minute . you don't tell me what to do
Frodo: Actually I do, 'cause I'M wearing the ring. Don't make me turn all Sauro on ya
Sam: Gandalf, Frodo is saying he's gonna turn evil again
Gandalf: Well, I guess I'll have to play exorcist again
New guy VIII: I'm Pippin
George: Who asked you?
Pippin: Oh, shut up
George: I will not !
Pippin: You probably couldn't, even if you wanted to
George: I could too, and to prove it, I'm not gonna say another word
Pippin: paaaaaaaaaaaaarty
Takes out little hats and champagne
New guy IX: Not yet Pippin, and by the way, I'm Merry
Harry: That's a stupid name
Merry: look who's talking
Harry: Um ..me? wait a minute, is that an insult *looks over at Ron, Ron nods*
Merry: Duh
Harry. You have ugly feet
Merry: You have sissy feet
Harry: You're hairy
Merry: You look like a wimp
Gandalf: Is this going somewhere ..
Hermione: Whit Harry, it usually don't
Wood: What are you doing here, are you a spy .. You're a spy aren't you, well tell Slytherin nobody spies on me! *Takes out his wand*
Hermione: It's me Wood, Hermione
Wood: It's you!! How could you betray Gryffindor and be a spy for Slytherin
Hermione: I'm not a spy!
Wood: Oh, why didn't you just say so .. But what are you doing here, are you some sort of
pervert. Sneaking in to the boys changing room. Oh my good, you're a pervert, ewwwwwwwwwww
Hermione: Angelica's here, you don't call her a pervert
Angelica: Who's calling me a pervert *hits Hermione*, now where were we Lego. Oh yes,
how about those dinner plans, hey, don't you run away from me! And just what do you mean
by saying; get this crazy girl away from me !
Hermione: o_O
Wood: Hermione's a pervert, a pervert, a pervert
Gandalf: Are everyone crazy around here?
Frodo: Looks like it
Dumbledore: Who asked you Shorty?
Frodo: Oh shut up Oldie
Wood: Quit it, the game is about to begin ..
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Disclaimer (a.k.a. boring legal stuff): Not mine!!!!!!
a.n: I know I there wasn't a match in this one, but there will be in the next crappie
Thanks to: GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtr, Rei-Chan (her boooooyfriend gave me the idea
about the cross over *Rei-Chan runs toward me whit BIG knife screaming "he's not my
boyfriend", he he, suuure about that?), Sonata, Silver Dragon Goddess, Silver, Kathyhime85,
me, Tigerlily, Hrei-siesn (who doesn't really like my story), Cake eater and Doe (my very
first reviewer)
.
And I'd still love some ideas.
Ps: I didn't really understand your review GrYfiNdR t. D. e. do you want me to bring you into my story and make you fall in love whit someone?
Peace out
THE LOCKER-ROOM
It wasn't until Harry was back in the common-room; he remembered this was the day of the most important quidditch match.
Harry: Oh no, I forgot, today is the day of the most important match, EVER!
Hermione: Oh my god, fighting the most dangerous wizard of all times sure makes you forget things.
Ron: We better get going
-
Wood: Okay Harry! I'm counting on you, this is the most important fight EVER!
Harry: My words exactly
Wood: No way, that's soooooo freaky.
Harry: I know
George: Ahem, what about us Wood, don't we count for anything
Wood: No, only Harry is special. He's the star
Harry: *starts to jump up and down* I'm the star, la la la la la, in your face, ha ha.
Fred: All bow to the mighty Scar-head
Harry: Hmmm, if I didn't know better, I'd say that was sarcastic.
Fred: You don't
Harry: Hmmmm, I can't put my finger on it, nah it's probably nothing.. I know you love me
Fred: *starts banging head to the wall* I hate Pot-head, I hate Pot-head, I HATE POT-HEAD
Harry: I don't know who this Pot-head is, but I sure feel sorry for him
George: O_o
Suddenly seven very well known figures come through the door.
Angelica: No shit, I love you *points at this drop dead gorges man*
Dumbledore: I can't believe my eyes, after all these years.
Fred: First, Who are you, and second: why are you here Dumbledore
Dumbledore: The one that looks waaaaaaaaaaay old is my brother, and I'm here because .. just because. I'm always there
Ron: So where were you when Harry was being attacked?
Dumbledore: Which time
Ron: all of them
Dumbledore: I was waiting for my time to strike .
Ron: Sure you were .
Dumbledore: Oh what do you know anyway?
New guy I: I'm Gandalf, Albus is my brother
New guy II: I'm Legolas
Angelica starts drooling
New guy III: I'm Aragorn, and you *points at Angelica* stop getting my shoes wet
New guy IV: I'm Frodo Baggins
Fred: God you're short
Frodo: You're ugly
Fred: Yeah, yeah .. but honestly, I've seen dwarfs taller than you, and dwarfs are like as tall as like ..um, like really really short things
New guy V: I'll kill you
Fred: who are you?
New guy: I'm Gimli
Fred: And that's supposed to tell me something?
Gimli: Grrrrr
New guy VI: relax Gimli
Fred: Who are you?
New guy VII: I'm Sam
Angelica: I know you; you're that nobody that's stalking Frodo
Sam: I'll kill you. *starts running towards Angelica whit his sword* die bitch, die!!!
Angelica: Get away from me, get away . somebody help me, HELP?!
Frodo: Sam, stop trying to kill her
Sam: Yes master, wait a minute . you don't tell me what to do
Frodo: Actually I do, 'cause I'M wearing the ring. Don't make me turn all Sauro on ya
Sam: Gandalf, Frodo is saying he's gonna turn evil again
Gandalf: Well, I guess I'll have to play exorcist again
New guy VIII: I'm Pippin
George: Who asked you?
Pippin: Oh, shut up
George: I will not !
Pippin: You probably couldn't, even if you wanted to
George: I could too, and to prove it, I'm not gonna say another word
Pippin: paaaaaaaaaaaaarty
Takes out little hats and champagne
New guy IX: Not yet Pippin, and by the way, I'm Merry
Harry: That's a stupid name
Merry: look who's talking
Harry: Um ..me? wait a minute, is that an insult *looks over at Ron, Ron nods*
Merry: Duh
Harry. You have ugly feet
Merry: You have sissy feet
Harry: You're hairy
Merry: You look like a wimp
Gandalf: Is this going somewhere ..
Hermione: Whit Harry, it usually don't
Wood: What are you doing here, are you a spy .. You're a spy aren't you, well tell Slytherin nobody spies on me! *Takes out his wand*
Hermione: It's me Wood, Hermione
Wood: It's you!! How could you betray Gryffindor and be a spy for Slytherin
Hermione: I'm not a spy!
Wood: Oh, why didn't you just say so .. But what are you doing here, are you some sort of
pervert. Sneaking in to the boys changing room. Oh my good, you're a pervert, ewwwwwwwwwww
Hermione: Angelica's here, you don't call her a pervert
Angelica: Who's calling me a pervert *hits Hermione*, now where were we Lego. Oh yes,
how about those dinner plans, hey, don't you run away from me! And just what do you mean
by saying; get this crazy girl away from me !
Hermione: o_O
Wood: Hermione's a pervert, a pervert, a pervert
Gandalf: Are everyone crazy around here?
Frodo: Looks like it
Dumbledore: Who asked you Shorty?
Frodo: Oh shut up Oldie
Wood: Quit it, the game is about to begin ..
--------------------------------_____________________----------------------- ------
Disclaimer (a.k.a. boring legal stuff): Not mine!!!!!!
a.n: I know I there wasn't a match in this one, but there will be in the next crappie
Thanks to: GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtr, Rei-Chan (her boooooyfriend gave me the idea
about the cross over *Rei-Chan runs toward me whit BIG knife screaming "he's not my
boyfriend", he he, suuure about that?), Sonata, Silver Dragon Goddess, Silver, Kathyhime85,
me, Tigerlily, Hrei-siesn (who doesn't really like my story), Cake eater and Doe (my very
first reviewer)
.
And I'd still love some ideas.
Ps: I didn't really understand your review GrYfiNdR t. D. e. do you want me to bring you into my story and make you fall in love whit someone?
Peace out