Rutu: Hello there! This is my first fic ever. Harry, get over here this
instant!
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: * come into room*
Harry: What?
Hermione: Can't you see? She's about to write her first fic and she wants you to do the disclaimer.
Ron: Yeah, right. How would you know?
Rutu: Actually, that's exactly what I want, Ron.
Ron: O.O
Harry: Err.what do I say? *paper appears in front of him.he reads* Rutu does not own Harry Potter.Hey, wait a sec., of course she doesn't own me!
Hermione: -_-' Harry, we're not real. We're figments of JKR's imagination.
Ron: 0,0 We ARE?!?!
Rutu: -__-; Well, here's the first chapter.
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"Do you mind?" called a disgruntled Hermione Granger over her shoulder, "I'm trying to study for our potions final."
"Already? Are you crazy?" exclaimed Fred Weasley, pausing for a second from his act of cajoling Hermione into accepting a canary-cream, a little treat to turn the eater into a canary for a few seconds that he had invented with his twin, George. "It's September. The exams are in June."
"Yeah, well, I'm taking more subjects than anyone else; this is the second time I'm doing that. And besides, if I study now, I'm guaranteed exemplary grades," responded Hermione, turning back to her books.
Just then, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley entered the common room. As Harry took something out of his book bag, Ron went up to Fred and whispered something to him. Immediately, Fred and George left the common room. Then, holding something behind his back, Harry, along with Ron, approached Hermione in a way that told her they were hiding something from her, or, more like, concealing something that they were dying to tell her.
" 'All you need to know for your potions final'" read Ron of the cover of Hermione's humongous textbook. "Don't you think you're going a little overboard? We haven't even learned a tenth of what we're going to learn this year. Come on, take a break. Besides, I bet you don't even know what today is. And you should know-"
"As it's your birthday!" Interrupted Harry.
"What?! My birthday? What's today's date?"
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Ummm.I know it's short, but it's only the beginning. Was it good, was it bad, how was it? Please review and tell me. And BTW, does anyone Know the actual day of Hermione's b-day, 'cuz I only know the month. If you do, please tell me. If no one knows, then I will make up date. Reviews and constructive criticism allowed. Please no flames, especially on this, as it's my first fic. The next chapter has a lot of humor. Please review.
Harry, Ron, and Hermione: * come into room*
Harry: What?
Hermione: Can't you see? She's about to write her first fic and she wants you to do the disclaimer.
Ron: Yeah, right. How would you know?
Rutu: Actually, that's exactly what I want, Ron.
Ron: O.O
Harry: Err.what do I say? *paper appears in front of him.he reads* Rutu does not own Harry Potter.Hey, wait a sec., of course she doesn't own me!
Hermione: -_-' Harry, we're not real. We're figments of JKR's imagination.
Ron: 0,0 We ARE?!?!
Rutu: -__-; Well, here's the first chapter.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"Do you mind?" called a disgruntled Hermione Granger over her shoulder, "I'm trying to study for our potions final."
"Already? Are you crazy?" exclaimed Fred Weasley, pausing for a second from his act of cajoling Hermione into accepting a canary-cream, a little treat to turn the eater into a canary for a few seconds that he had invented with his twin, George. "It's September. The exams are in June."
"Yeah, well, I'm taking more subjects than anyone else; this is the second time I'm doing that. And besides, if I study now, I'm guaranteed exemplary grades," responded Hermione, turning back to her books.
Just then, Harry Potter and Ron Weasley entered the common room. As Harry took something out of his book bag, Ron went up to Fred and whispered something to him. Immediately, Fred and George left the common room. Then, holding something behind his back, Harry, along with Ron, approached Hermione in a way that told her they were hiding something from her, or, more like, concealing something that they were dying to tell her.
" 'All you need to know for your potions final'" read Ron of the cover of Hermione's humongous textbook. "Don't you think you're going a little overboard? We haven't even learned a tenth of what we're going to learn this year. Come on, take a break. Besides, I bet you don't even know what today is. And you should know-"
"As it's your birthday!" Interrupted Harry.
"What?! My birthday? What's today's date?"
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ummm.I know it's short, but it's only the beginning. Was it good, was it bad, how was it? Please review and tell me. And BTW, does anyone Know the actual day of Hermione's b-day, 'cuz I only know the month. If you do, please tell me. If no one knows, then I will make up date. Reviews and constructive criticism allowed. Please no flames, especially on this, as it's my first fic. The next chapter has a lot of humor. Please review.