Disclaimer: not mine, never has been and never will be.

THE FIGHT, THE CRAP AND THE IDIOTIC

Merry: What's qudditc?

Wood: That's not what it's called !

Merry: Who gives a shit? Just tell me what it is!

Wood: It's a very .yadda, yadda, yadda *talk on for hoooooooooooooours*

Merry: So basically, it's just a bunch of guys..

Angelica: *smacks him over the head* I resent that

Merry: Sorry, just a bunch of people sitting on flying sticks trying to fetch balls

Wood: No, it's highly ..um... err, yeah

Harry: I think the games about to start

Wood: Now, are you ready

Fred: Why don't you just ask Harry, he the star

Harry: Darn straight!

Legolas: Can I play?

Angelica: Sure you can, anything for you... *smiles*

Legolas: Um, thanks

Wood: No you can't, for all I know this is a conspiracy against me. You are sent here by the Slytherins because they are afraid of us, I'm supposed to let you play, and then you will sabotage me. Thought you had me didn't you, Lego.. Oh, what a fool you were, and now you must pay, bwahahahahahaha

Legolas. Um, I'll just leave now ..

Wood: Oh not yet, my point-eared friend ... *starts walking towards Legolas whit a wicked grin*

Angelica: Noooooooooooooooooooo, don't hurt him *throws herself in front of Legolas in a very dramatic way*

Then Professor Trelawney walks in

Trelawney: I saw this coming

Hermione: sure you did.

Trelawney: I did! *to Harry* you are going to die..

Harry: nothing new in other words..

Trelawney: hmm, I'm sensing some anger here

Hermione: yeah, and it's coming towards you in the shape of a giant fist

Hits the Professor

Hermione: finally, that shut her up. Now where were we?

Angelica: Wood was just about to hurt my Lego

Legolas: Your?!?

Hermione: jeez, here's an idea, why don't we go out and start playing ¨_¨

Harry: that's just crazy enough to work..

Hermione: -_- let's just go outside okay?

Wood: okay, *turns to Legolas* and don't think I've forgotten about you..

Legolas: oh, scary. ..

Dumbledore: Oh, could you just stop it!!!

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Lee: Sooooooooooooooooooooo, this is the game we've all been waiting for. Yes, it's the griffs against the snakes

Claps and buuuuuuuus

Lee: On the grif, there's Wood and HARRY POTTER, and some other guys, I don't know their names. Did I mention that HARRY POTTER's on the team.

Claps from everyone besides Slytherins

Lee: On the other teams there's um.. some players . yeah. Both teams ready? Okay, let's get ready to ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuumble..

?

Lee: Oh just go after the fucking ball..

Wood: You know what you have to do Harry

Harry: no

Wood: -_-

Harry: oh wait, I know.. just give me a sec.. um.. I'm supposed to .. um.

Wood: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO GET THE SNITCH!!!!!

Harry: well, why didn't you just say so..

Hoch (what the hell is her name? you know, that teacher. I've read the books in Norwegian so I have no idea..) walks out on the field, opens the box. Let the balls out and throws the snitch in Harry's directions.

Harry gets it (duh) and the fight's over.

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Back in the Locker-room

Hermione: So, what did Dumbledore say?

Harry: How would I know..

Hermione: err, you were in his office..

Harry: *blinks*

Hermione: What did Dumbledore say when you were in his office

Harry: dunno

Dumbledore falls out from behind the door

Dumbledore: Oh hi you guys, um. I just happened to walk by, a total coincident, and I just wanted to remind Harry that Voldemort is in a house in the woods..

Then Hagrid walks in

Hagrid: Oy there Dumbledore, how are you?

Dumbledore: I'm fine

Then Legolas walks in

Legolas: hey, alright if I hide here?

Hermione: sure

Legolas: thanks, oh hi Dumbledore, Gandalf says hi

Hagrid: How dare you *points at Legolas*, it's your high and almighty for who-I'm-unworthy-to-name, not Dumbledore. you unbeliever, get ready to die!!!

Legolas: Um..

Hermione: Of would you look at the time, um.. it's.. a lot. And we have to go to um.. er.. the place..

Harry: where?

Ron: yeah, where?

Hermione: Um. THE place, you know..

Harry: No

Ron: no

Hermione: let's just go okay

Walks out and the two boys follow her.

Hermione: so, we should probably go look for Voldemort..

Harry: Okay

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I'm sorry, this isen't funny, but I though I should put out SOMETHING 'cause it's been so long since I've last updated.

Thanks to: craklyn, GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtr, Silver Dragon Goddess, somebody, Two bored idiots, Angl, chickabiddy, Kekelina, Rei-Chan, Sonata, hahahahahahahahahahaha, silver, me, Kathyhime85, Tigerlily, hrei-siesn, Cake Eater, Doe

GrYfiNdR tOWr DeTH eAtr: Still don't know what the hell you're saying ^_^, and I think that if you would write in actual English I might understand. It's just, I'm from Norway, so I'm not really good in English and when you write like that, you might as well write in Chinese..

Craklyn: Matrix the reloaded sucks, and thanks

Somebody: I haven't used your idea in so far, but not to worry, all the founders will come..

Chickabiddy: thanks for all the icons I haven't used any so far, but I will, and to your cat; hey there ^_^

Silver Dragon Goddess: Thanks a lot ^_^

Two bored idiots: I agree, this story is getting a little to stupid, but I'm trying to get it back on tracks..

Angl: he he ^_^, thanks

Kekelina: hey and thanks

Sonata: lol, and thanks

Hahahahahahahahahaha: you still there? and thanks

Silver: thanks

Me: thanks

Kathyhime85: ^_^

Tigerlily: thanks a lot ^_^

Hrei-siesn: nice.. (I'm not saying this in a sarcastic way)

Cake Eater: Thanks..

Doe: thanks

Rei-Chan; thanks for everything M, you're the best!!

Peace out

Some gay: hey, why didn't you thank ME

Me: why should I ?

Some gay: because I am ME

Me: bite me