Girl's Jus Wanna Have Fun!
"So how did you wind up with Dot's credit card?" I asked as we were all walking out the door and to the mall. There's no way in hell I can fit all the newsies in my car! Thank god the mall is only a few blocks away!
"It just so turns out that little bitch left it at my house when she came over a few days ago. I don't think she'll miss it, hell, she has five more plus her own little checkbook!"
"Damn, her daddy sure loves her!" I said.
"I take it that this girl's rich" Race said
"Yep, her family's one of the richest in town"
"Let me guess she's the spoiled 'I have to have everything or else' type" Jack said
"You got it!"
"So where are we going again?" he asked
"We're going to a place called a mall which is sort of like a market place but different, and it's very big" I answered the best way I could.
"And why are we going there?"
"Because we can't have all of you running around in '1899' clothes, we have to make you all fit in so no one will recognize you all" Loud Mouth answered this time instead of me. "This is my turn off. Are you sure you can handle this Azure?"
"Oh sure! How hard can babysitting 20 teenage boys be?!" Little did I know…
At the mall…
How would I know that keeping track of over 20 boys would be so hard?!
"Okay, you guys just stay with me! Don't wonder off!" I yelled
"It's so big! It's like nothing I've seen before" Mush exclaimed
"Look! It's so bright! So colorful!" Boots said in awe
"So this is what the future looks like, swell" Race said "I wonder where the gambling is"
"I don't think you can do that here, you have to be over 21 to gamble" I said breaking the bad news to him, Race spit his cigar out
"21! Are you shittin' me! Holy (BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP)! This is (BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP)! What kind of (BeeeeeeeeP) place is this?!" Race was pretty pissed to find out he can't gamble but he'll soon find out that there's other things just as great.
"I'm sorry but it's true, but then again technically you can gamble because the actor who played you was 25 at the time"
"Really! I'm 25! I can't believe it!"
"Yeah, the truth is you're the oldest newsie"
"Well what do ya know, I always thought Race was too mature to be a kid" Jack kidded "So how old am I, 23?" Jack said hoping it was true
"No you're still 17"
"Damn! So am I the second oldest?"
"No, I think Skittery is"
"The third"
"Blink. Sorry, but you're one of the younger ones" the newsies were laughing to find out Jack wasn't the oldest.
"Yeah but I'm taller" Jack said in defense
"Oh, you think so'" Skittery joked standing next to Jack, Skittery was obviously taller, poor Jack!
"I have better hair"
"Don't go there Jack" Bumlets said flipping his hair back jokingly
"Okay enough with that, you're all special in your own ways! Now…"umn, what store should I take them too… " Let's head on over to…American Eagle Outfitters!" A great hot boy store! This is going to be so much fun!
They all race over to the store.
"Walk! Don't run!" I feel like a teacher!
I walk in, the newsies were already crowded in there, can't they keep still for one minute? I go over to the front desk
"Hi, I need some major help here! I desperately need to find outfits for these boys"
Quite a few minutes later after the sales clerk rounded all the boys up and got them measured up and in dressing rooms to try on clothes
I was waiting in the store because unfortunately they won't let me in the dressing rooms!
Then Jack walks out of the dressing room…oh my God! My heat nearly stopped at the gorgeous sight of him! He was wearing a tight black tank top with baggy blue jeans.
"What do you think?"
"It's…it's…" I was in awe of his gorgeousness
"The shirt isn't too tight is it?"
"No…it's perfect" It was too tight but there's no way in hell I'm telling him that!
"What do I do with this?" he said holding up his red bandana "I have to wear it, it's the only thing that makes me stand out from them all"
"Here I have an idea" I said taking the bandana from him. I tied it on his head just like how Josh Brolin had it in Goonies(incase you never seen that movie, Jack had the bandana on the way Bumlets had it in the making of newsies featurette) "There, how's that?"
"Wow, I never thought of that, thanks" He then gave me a kiss that took my breath away, he smiled a winked at me before going back in the dressing room.
"Ya..ya…You're welcome" I said backing up slowly, accidentally knocking over a mannequin… Damn, he's a good kisser!
Loud Mouth's POV
I was near the gates of Dot's house. I was nervous as all hell but I was ready as all hell to kick Dot's ass. Just as I was about to climb the gate I saw a shadow.
"What do you think you're doing" it was Dot.
"Where's Spot!"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"You know damn well! I know you have him"
"Excuse me?" she said mockingly
"Don't play this game with me. Is he in room? Your basement?"
"Listen if you don't get off my property in like five seconds I'm going to call the cops!"
"Excuse me! I am NOT on your property, I'm on the freaking' sidewalk!"
"Looks to me like you were planning on breaking in"
"Oh yeah! It looks to me that you're a kidnapper!"
"Five seconds Loud Mouth" she threatened taking out her new three hundred dollar cell phone
"You don't scare me"
"Five!" I yanked the cell phone out of her hands and smashed it.
"Four!" I yelled just before I punched her
"My nose!"
I ran to the gate doors. Shit! They were locked! No time to climb them!
"Spot if you could hear me, I'm coming! I'm going to save you! One way or another! I promise you!"
"Ain't that sweet" Dot said
"I'm coming back and this time I'll have company"
"Ooh, I'm so scared!" she joked
"You better be"
Azure's POV
Shopping for teenage boys is fun but exhausting. We went to a total of seven stores: Gap, Kohl's, American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Vans, Bob's, Pac Sun…okay maybe we went to more. I didn't think they'd be so picky about their clothes! But Race, he was the pickiest of them all! I knew I shouldn't have told him that he was technically twenty-five, now he wants to dress like a twenty-five year old! He wanted me to buy him a four hundred dollar suit!
"I'm not buying it Race!"
"Why not?"
"Because it's too expensive!"
"So"
"Why do you want a suit anyways"
"Because if I'm going to gamble I have to look my age"
"For the last time, you're not going gambling! Besides, it's illegal here!"
Race went back into cussing his head off. Finally after two more stores Race found an out fit that suited him, plain blue jeans and a T-shirt with a logo that read "Twenty something"(And for the rest of the newsies, I figured I'll leave it up to your imagination on what they're wearing)
"Happy now?" I asked Race
"No I'm hungry" All the newsies agreed with him
"Yeah, when are we gonna eat?" Mush asked
"I guess now, let's go over to that pizza place"
They all stopped in confusion.
"What's pizza?" Mush asked again
"Just walk straight and you'll find out" I'm really exhausted from all that walking, I have to sit down!
We walk into the restaurant and push the tables together and they all sit down while I went to order.
"So is pizza good?" Boots asked
"Yes it's very good" I said with a yawn
"But what is it?"
"Food"
"Yes, but what kind of food?"
"Good food" I don't want to spoil it for them, I know they'll love it.
The waitress came with the pizzas and cokes. They all stare at it like it's vomit.
"You want us to eat this?" Race said raising an eyebrow
"Yes, why don't you do us the honor a eat the first slice." I challenged
"Fine" He grabbed a piece and reluctantly took a bite out of it…and suddenly his look of disgust turned into delight.
"Holy shit! This is good!" It was then that the newsies rushed in for a slice.
"Hey! One at a time!" suddenly the whole three pizzas was demolished.
"Can we have some more! Please!"
"No you all had enough"
"Hey Azure, is it okay if I go wonder around?" Jack got up and asked, then all the newsies were begging for the same thing.
"Please Azure, we promise we won't get into trouble. And deserve a break" Blink said. They were all giving me puppy dog faces. How can I refuse?
"Okay, but meet me by the fountain in an hour, ya hear? And don't leave the mall! Oh, and keep track of your shopping bags, I don't want you guys losing your old clothes!"
"Yeah, we understand bye!" and in less than a second they all disappeared.
I went to the bench by the fountain, but just when I sat down, Gabby and Kimmy ran up to me.
"Okay girl, gives us the 4-1-1! Who are those hot boys you were just with?!" Thank god they know nothing about Newsies.
"They're just friends"
"That one guy with the red bandana is gorgeous! He looks just like Christian Bale!" I nearly choked on my coke when she said that.
"Yeah, he does" I said getting up, I have to get away from them!
"Well can you introduce us"
"Sorry you're not their type" I said walking away. They catch up.
"So, do you have a date to the spring fling?" I freeze, I totally forgot about that.
"Yes…the guy with the red bandana is my date" I said
"You're so lucky! Oh and guess who the band is…EYC!" Now I choke on my soda. "Are you okay?"
"They're..."I cough "playing here?"
"Yeah, tomorrow at the dance" I'm in even more trouble!
AN: I know they're not a band anymore, but hey, let's just pretend they're still a band for this fic, or just say it's before they broke up.
Up Next: The Newsies adventures at the mall! What happens when Jack watches a Christian Bale movie for the first time? And Race falls in love… with video games! While Mush and Bumlets battle it out to see who's the best dancer, I wonder who would win?!
Tune in next time in…
Azure & Loud Mouth's Excellent Newsies Adventure!
AN: The fun is only beginning…
"So how did you wind up with Dot's credit card?" I asked as we were all walking out the door and to the mall. There's no way in hell I can fit all the newsies in my car! Thank god the mall is only a few blocks away!
"It just so turns out that little bitch left it at my house when she came over a few days ago. I don't think she'll miss it, hell, she has five more plus her own little checkbook!"
"Damn, her daddy sure loves her!" I said.
"I take it that this girl's rich" Race said
"Yep, her family's one of the richest in town"
"Let me guess she's the spoiled 'I have to have everything or else' type" Jack said
"You got it!"
"So where are we going again?" he asked
"We're going to a place called a mall which is sort of like a market place but different, and it's very big" I answered the best way I could.
"And why are we going there?"
"Because we can't have all of you running around in '1899' clothes, we have to make you all fit in so no one will recognize you all" Loud Mouth answered this time instead of me. "This is my turn off. Are you sure you can handle this Azure?"
"Oh sure! How hard can babysitting 20 teenage boys be?!" Little did I know…
At the mall…
How would I know that keeping track of over 20 boys would be so hard?!
"Okay, you guys just stay with me! Don't wonder off!" I yelled
"It's so big! It's like nothing I've seen before" Mush exclaimed
"Look! It's so bright! So colorful!" Boots said in awe
"So this is what the future looks like, swell" Race said "I wonder where the gambling is"
"I don't think you can do that here, you have to be over 21 to gamble" I said breaking the bad news to him, Race spit his cigar out
"21! Are you shittin' me! Holy (BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP)! This is (BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP)! What kind of (BeeeeeeeeP) place is this?!" Race was pretty pissed to find out he can't gamble but he'll soon find out that there's other things just as great.
"I'm sorry but it's true, but then again technically you can gamble because the actor who played you was 25 at the time"
"Really! I'm 25! I can't believe it!"
"Yeah, the truth is you're the oldest newsie"
"Well what do ya know, I always thought Race was too mature to be a kid" Jack kidded "So how old am I, 23?" Jack said hoping it was true
"No you're still 17"
"Damn! So am I the second oldest?"
"No, I think Skittery is"
"The third"
"Blink. Sorry, but you're one of the younger ones" the newsies were laughing to find out Jack wasn't the oldest.
"Yeah but I'm taller" Jack said in defense
"Oh, you think so'" Skittery joked standing next to Jack, Skittery was obviously taller, poor Jack!
"I have better hair"
"Don't go there Jack" Bumlets said flipping his hair back jokingly
"Okay enough with that, you're all special in your own ways! Now…"umn, what store should I take them too… " Let's head on over to…American Eagle Outfitters!" A great hot boy store! This is going to be so much fun!
They all race over to the store.
"Walk! Don't run!" I feel like a teacher!
I walk in, the newsies were already crowded in there, can't they keep still for one minute? I go over to the front desk
"Hi, I need some major help here! I desperately need to find outfits for these boys"
Quite a few minutes later after the sales clerk rounded all the boys up and got them measured up and in dressing rooms to try on clothes
I was waiting in the store because unfortunately they won't let me in the dressing rooms!
Then Jack walks out of the dressing room…oh my God! My heat nearly stopped at the gorgeous sight of him! He was wearing a tight black tank top with baggy blue jeans.
"What do you think?"
"It's…it's…" I was in awe of his gorgeousness
"The shirt isn't too tight is it?"
"No…it's perfect" It was too tight but there's no way in hell I'm telling him that!
"What do I do with this?" he said holding up his red bandana "I have to wear it, it's the only thing that makes me stand out from them all"
"Here I have an idea" I said taking the bandana from him. I tied it on his head just like how Josh Brolin had it in Goonies(incase you never seen that movie, Jack had the bandana on the way Bumlets had it in the making of newsies featurette) "There, how's that?"
"Wow, I never thought of that, thanks" He then gave me a kiss that took my breath away, he smiled a winked at me before going back in the dressing room.
"Ya..ya…You're welcome" I said backing up slowly, accidentally knocking over a mannequin… Damn, he's a good kisser!
Loud Mouth's POV
I was near the gates of Dot's house. I was nervous as all hell but I was ready as all hell to kick Dot's ass. Just as I was about to climb the gate I saw a shadow.
"What do you think you're doing" it was Dot.
"Where's Spot!"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"You know damn well! I know you have him"
"Excuse me?" she said mockingly
"Don't play this game with me. Is he in room? Your basement?"
"Listen if you don't get off my property in like five seconds I'm going to call the cops!"
"Excuse me! I am NOT on your property, I'm on the freaking' sidewalk!"
"Looks to me like you were planning on breaking in"
"Oh yeah! It looks to me that you're a kidnapper!"
"Five seconds Loud Mouth" she threatened taking out her new three hundred dollar cell phone
"You don't scare me"
"Five!" I yanked the cell phone out of her hands and smashed it.
"Four!" I yelled just before I punched her
"My nose!"
I ran to the gate doors. Shit! They were locked! No time to climb them!
"Spot if you could hear me, I'm coming! I'm going to save you! One way or another! I promise you!"
"Ain't that sweet" Dot said
"I'm coming back and this time I'll have company"
"Ooh, I'm so scared!" she joked
"You better be"
Azure's POV
Shopping for teenage boys is fun but exhausting. We went to a total of seven stores: Gap, Kohl's, American Eagle, Abercrombie & Fitch, Vans, Bob's, Pac Sun…okay maybe we went to more. I didn't think they'd be so picky about their clothes! But Race, he was the pickiest of them all! I knew I shouldn't have told him that he was technically twenty-five, now he wants to dress like a twenty-five year old! He wanted me to buy him a four hundred dollar suit!
"I'm not buying it Race!"
"Why not?"
"Because it's too expensive!"
"So"
"Why do you want a suit anyways"
"Because if I'm going to gamble I have to look my age"
"For the last time, you're not going gambling! Besides, it's illegal here!"
Race went back into cussing his head off. Finally after two more stores Race found an out fit that suited him, plain blue jeans and a T-shirt with a logo that read "Twenty something"(And for the rest of the newsies, I figured I'll leave it up to your imagination on what they're wearing)
"Happy now?" I asked Race
"No I'm hungry" All the newsies agreed with him
"Yeah, when are we gonna eat?" Mush asked
"I guess now, let's go over to that pizza place"
They all stopped in confusion.
"What's pizza?" Mush asked again
"Just walk straight and you'll find out" I'm really exhausted from all that walking, I have to sit down!
We walk into the restaurant and push the tables together and they all sit down while I went to order.
"So is pizza good?" Boots asked
"Yes it's very good" I said with a yawn
"But what is it?"
"Food"
"Yes, but what kind of food?"
"Good food" I don't want to spoil it for them, I know they'll love it.
The waitress came with the pizzas and cokes. They all stare at it like it's vomit.
"You want us to eat this?" Race said raising an eyebrow
"Yes, why don't you do us the honor a eat the first slice." I challenged
"Fine" He grabbed a piece and reluctantly took a bite out of it…and suddenly his look of disgust turned into delight.
"Holy shit! This is good!" It was then that the newsies rushed in for a slice.
"Hey! One at a time!" suddenly the whole three pizzas was demolished.
"Can we have some more! Please!"
"No you all had enough"
"Hey Azure, is it okay if I go wonder around?" Jack got up and asked, then all the newsies were begging for the same thing.
"Please Azure, we promise we won't get into trouble. And deserve a break" Blink said. They were all giving me puppy dog faces. How can I refuse?
"Okay, but meet me by the fountain in an hour, ya hear? And don't leave the mall! Oh, and keep track of your shopping bags, I don't want you guys losing your old clothes!"
"Yeah, we understand bye!" and in less than a second they all disappeared.
I went to the bench by the fountain, but just when I sat down, Gabby and Kimmy ran up to me.
"Okay girl, gives us the 4-1-1! Who are those hot boys you were just with?!" Thank god they know nothing about Newsies.
"They're just friends"
"That one guy with the red bandana is gorgeous! He looks just like Christian Bale!" I nearly choked on my coke when she said that.
"Yeah, he does" I said getting up, I have to get away from them!
"Well can you introduce us"
"Sorry you're not their type" I said walking away. They catch up.
"So, do you have a date to the spring fling?" I freeze, I totally forgot about that.
"Yes…the guy with the red bandana is my date" I said
"You're so lucky! Oh and guess who the band is…EYC!" Now I choke on my soda. "Are you okay?"
"They're..."I cough "playing here?"
"Yeah, tomorrow at the dance" I'm in even more trouble!
AN: I know they're not a band anymore, but hey, let's just pretend they're still a band for this fic, or just say it's before they broke up.
Up Next: The Newsies adventures at the mall! What happens when Jack watches a Christian Bale movie for the first time? And Race falls in love… with video games! While Mush and Bumlets battle it out to see who's the best dancer, I wonder who would win?!
Tune in next time in…
Azure & Loud Mouth's Excellent Newsies Adventure!
AN: The fun is only beginning…