The Mall Disaster!

No one's POV

Blink walks into a music store. He's curious as he walks around…suddenly he stops at the sight of a certain CD

"EYC?"

"Hey, you want to listen to that?" The sales person behind asked Blink.

"What? Um, alright"

The salesman took the CD out of the case and put it in the player and handed Blink head phones. Blink was confused at first but looked at the person next to him who was listening to music and knew now what to do with them, he put them unaware of what he's about to hear. He listened for a moment, nothing, so he decided to press one of the buttons, he presses the one with the triangle. The music starts and he listens in shock of hearing his own voice.

"Oh my god! That's me!" Everybody looks at him like he's crazy

He opens the CD case and finds a little booklet. He looks through the book and sees pictures of himself and then he finds the lyrics to the song he's listening too. He smiles closed his eye and then starts to sing along to the song (he he imagine Blink singing Only a Dream)

But little did he know…

Just that moment a group of teenage girls walk in to him singing. They stop chatting at the sight of him in awe.

"Oh my God!! Look!! It's Trey Parker!!" One of them yelled

And then suddenly the small group of girls turned into a mob…

Meanwhile…

Gin was working at the video store. She hated her job but not as much as she hated her boss.

"I sure you wouldn't mind working over time Gin" She muttered mimicking him while putting videos away " Oh, no Mr. Sanders I don't mind, just like I don't mind getting a lower wage than Billy!" Someone entered the store "Or getting no break while Billy screws around! Urgh! Asshole!"

"You could go on strike" A person said

She paused, she didn't notice that someone was there.

"How much did you hear?" She asked. She walked to him, he had his back to her looking at the movies.

"Most of your rants"

Something about him was familiar to Gin, that voice…she had to see his face!

"Then you can probably tell that I hate my job"

He turned, Gin dropped the movies in her hands at the sight of him…Jack Kelly?

"Oh, my God! You look so much…has anyone ever told you that you look a lot like Christian Bale!"

"Who's Christian Bale?"

"Don't tell me that no one's ever said that you are a spitting image of him!" She saw that he was serious "So are you new in town?" She then asked with her fingers crossed.

"I guess you can say that"

After he said that Gin was looking up mouthing "Thank you God!"

"So who is this Christian Bale?"

She smiled "Hold on!" she said excitedly before she went around the store grabbing certain movies, and walked back to him. "This is Christian Bale" She said holding one of them up. Jack dropped his shopping bag at the sight of the movie with his face on it. "What did I tell you, here" She said handing them to him.

"I don't believe it…that's me…I mean him!" He corrected himself

"If you want, we could watch one of them…I mean if you have time"

"Could we?! Really?!"

"Sure, no problem, we can go into the back room. Which one do you want to watch?"

Jack couldn't make up his mind. There's so many!

"Well which one do you like?" He asked unsure

"About American Psycho, he's wonderful in that one"

"Um, okay"

They both walk into the back room…

Meanwhile…

Race, Skittery, Bumlets, Boots, Mush, Snipe Shooter, Itey, Pie Eater, Crutchy, Snitch and Dutchy were walking all of them speechless of what they were seeing before their eyes. Then they saw something that completely put them in a trance, lights flashing in big red letters that read " The Starlight Arcade"

"What's that?" Itey pointed

"Is that what heaven looks like?" Mush said

"Sure doesn't look like a penny arcade to me" Skittery commented

Race started running towards it

"Race! Wait up!"

Race ran in. He paced around dumbfounded by the glitz and games. His heart nearly stopped once he laid his eyes on a game two boys were playing, in was some sort of racing game with strange looking vehicles.

"So what is this?" Race asked one of the boys

"Hello? It's a racing game"

"Oh…can I play"

"Why are you asking me?"

"How much is it a penny per game?"

"Ha! More like a dollar dufus!"

"A dollar! (BeeeeeeeeeeP)"

Race then saw Skittery

"Skittery! My pal!"

"What do want this time"

"Buddy! Pal! Can you spot me a few bits"

"No way"

"Come on, I'll pay you back"

"That's what you said last time, you still owe me a dime"

"Please"

"Forget it"

Mush walked up to them. To Race he was an answered prayer.

"Hey Mush. What do you say, can you loan me a few quarters?

"Sure thing" He said giving him five quarters

"How do you even know that these machines will even take you money" Skittery asked

"Only one way to find out" He said putting the four quarters in and putting the fifth one in his pocket.

"Hey dufus! You wanna race?"

Race smiled "Sure, how 'bout this, I'll bet you twenty bucks that I'll win" The boys started to laugh

"You don't even know how to play this game! What makes you think that you'll win?!"

"Number one, I'm a fast learner and number two, race is my name"

"Okay, we'll take your bet"

"Oh, before we start, how do you work this thing?" Race asked

The teenage boys laughed even harder thinking he was joking then saw that he was serious.

"This is the gas, this is the brake, this is the start button, and the wheel stirs the car, got it dufus"

Race smiled once more "Yeah, thanks"

Skittery rolled his eyes "You're crazy Race!"

"Ready set…go!" The other boy shouted

Race presses the start button and hit the gas

"Go Race!"

At first Race had a hard time learning to stir the car and kept on going off the road

"Oh, look, Race, you're in tenth place and they're in what place…second!" Skittery said, whom never had faith in anyone

"Shut up Skittery!"

Suddenly Race took his foot of the gas for a moment and with all his might he slammed on the gas and in the nick of time he passed the boy's car.

"I won!" Race shouted

The teenage boys were fuming at the fact that this first timer beat them

"What are you some sort of shark!" one of them said

"Here's your money dufus!" he said giving Race a twenty-dollar bill.

"Let's get out of here" the two boys left

Race was looking at the twenty-dollar bill like it was gold

"So what are you going to do now?" Skittery asked

"I'm going to spend it and play more games!"

"Only one problem Race…you have a twenty-dollar bill…the machines only takes coins" Skittery then said

"Hey, look, I think those turn dollars into coins" Mush said pointing to a dispenser

They walk over to the machine and Race puts his twenty dollars in there, then the machine pours out quarters. They were all spellbind by the shiny coins. Race grabs a handful.

"I'm rich" Race exclaimed

"Um, Race you kinda owe me money, so…" Skittery grabs a handful "Thanks pal!" then all the newsies were grabbing money and all Race was left with was the coins in his hands. That sure taught him not to borrow money.

Meanwhile…(you must really be annoyed with that word)

Jack and Gin were in the back room watching American Psycho. The movie just started, nothing seemed to shock Jack…yet

"Wow, and I thought my friend had great abs" he commented in the shower scene. He was getting uncomfortable and was feeling a bit embarrassed by the nudity.

Thirty minutes later…

Jack stared at the screen stunned and disgusted when he saw himself hacking someone with an ax, he felt sickened, he didn't know how much more he can take…this can't be him! Is this how people see him in Newsies? Jack

Another thirty minutes later…

He had enough. He felt so awkward watching himself……He was beyond embarrassed, he must have been red all over. He had to leave!

"Are you alright?" Gin asked when she looked at him.

"Yeah, um, I have to go!"

"Really? We were just getting to the good part"

Jack didn't want to see what that was! He was in a hurry to leave.

"That's okay! Um…bye!" He said before he rushed out

Gin turned the T.V. off and walked out of the back room. She gathered up the movies and started putting them away…then she noticed something on the floor…a shopping bag. She walked over to it and picked it up…like Pandora's box she opened it up and looked inside…

Meanwhile…



A game caught Mush's eyes when he saw a teenage girl with long brown hair dancing as he walked closer he saw that she was dancing on lighted steps.

"Dance-Dance Revolution"

"What?" She asked

"What is this game?"

"You just put money in and dance to the steps that are lighted and if you do the right steps you get a high score"

"I wanna try" Mush said as he went to the one next to her and put quarters in. Pretty much after twenty minutes of being in an arcade all the newsies became pros at working the games…can't say the same for playing them though

"Here chose this one, it's easier. By the way, I'm Riley"

"Well, Riley thanks, but I'll try the hard one…I love a challenge" Mush winked at her. The music started and the game began.

"What is this music?"

"It's techno"

Mush could barley keep up with the steps. He not used to not knowing the routine. Just when he finally got the hang of it the game ended.

"Wow that's low" Riley said when she saw the score

"Well, that's because the wrong person was playing the game" Bumlets said walking over to them "Move over and let the master show you how it's done"

"You think you could do this better"

"I know I could do better"

"Oh, please!"

"I'm the best dancer and you can't admit that"

"No, you're wrong, I'm the best dancer, the better one"

"You wish"

"Come on, I'm sure you're both good dancers" Riley said

"You think you're the best dancer Bumlets, well why don't you prove it then"

"Oh, I will"

"Stop talking and let's see what you got"

Bumlets grinned before running and doing a fast spin in the air, when he was finished he bowed to Riley

"Wow! That was good!" Riley cheered

"Yeah, that was good…but let me show you what's great" Mush said

He then backed up and did three back flips in a row

"Holy shit! Are you like a cheerleader or something?! That was so cool!" Riley said hugging Mush

Bumlets was grim and rolled his eyes in annoyance…but when he did that something caught his eye…there was a fan on the ceiling

Meanwhile…

Azure was sitting on the bench waiting. Nobody showed up, she knew this was a bad idea!

…Suddenly there was a mob of teenage girls running.

"I wonder what's that's about?"…it then hit her "Oh my God!" she said as she ran off.

Meanwhile…

Jack was wondering around aimlessly, he was lost and couldn't find anyone…finally he did see someone he recognized…Sarah

"Well hello Jack, did you miss me, because we sure missed you"

Jack didn't know what to do! How?!…then suddenly was a BAM and Sarah fell over revealing someone that was behind her…it was Gin!

"Stupid Bitch!" Gin said as Sarah fell unconscious "Hi, um, you forgot your bag…Jack" She said handing him his bag of 1899 clothes

"Thanks" Jack said stunned

"I can't believe it! It's you…it's actually you!…I knew it! I knew you were too good to be true! I knew no one could look that much like Jack Kelly! How? Are there more? What's with Sarah?"

"Like I said long story, I don't have time to tell it! I have to find the others and warn them! I know Sarah didn't come alone!"

"So they're more"

"I have to find Azure!"

"Wait, Azure? Is she in on this? I must be dreaming!"

"Jack! Jack!" someone yelled

"Oh my god! It's Kid Blink! I'm going to die!" Gin exclaimed

Blink's shirt was torn up. He looked frightened

"You got to help me Jack! They're after me!"

"You've seen them too!"

"Well haven't you?! They're everywhere!"

"That means she probably brought the crib!"

"The crib? What does the crib have to do with anything?"

"Well weren't they chasing you?!"

"No! Girls were! Tons of them! They think I'm some guy named Trey Parker!"

Gin started to laugh "Why doesn't that surprise me! Trey Parker is the guy who played you, he's in a band called EYC"

"Come on! We have to find the rest!"

Meanwhile…

Bumlets smiled "Yes, that was great Mush…but let me show you something amazing" he said as he got on to of the table in the middle of the room, Mush then knew what he was going to do.

"You wouldn't"

Bumlet smile grew wider as he leap and grabbed the fan…but just as he was about to spin…he heard a crack…he let go, it was too late! The fan fell to the floor.

"Nice Bumlets" Mush said, he should stay away from Bumlets for awhile

"Shit!"

"Don't tell me you were planning on spinning on there!"

Suddenly the manager came out

"Oh shit! We have to go!"

"Bye Riley!" Mush said

"Wait can't you give me your number?!"

"Hey you boys get back here!" the manager yelled

"Skittery we have to go, get everybody, now!"

Skittery ran to the nearest newsies Race who apparently found a new love, Frogger

"Race we have to go!"

"No! Just one more game! Please!"

"We don't have time! Itey, Snitch! Help me!"

All three of them pulled Race off the game and dragged him out of the store. Then all of the newsies were out of the arcade and walked fast away.

"That was close!" Boots said

"What happened?" Pie Eater asked

"Bumlets here, tried to show off and caused the fan to fall down" Mush explained

"Bumlets!"

"What?! It wasn't my fault! He started it!" he said pointing to Mush

"Did not! You were the one who said 'let the master show you how it's done'!"

"Yeah well you…you…you drove me to it!"

"Will you two stop fighting! God! You were the (BeeeeeP) reason why I had to leave the best (Beeeeeep) Game ever! (BeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeP)" Race said pissed that he had to leave Frogger "(BeeeeeeeeP) kids!"

Then Snitch noticed someone walking slowly to them…he looked familiar…it can't be!

"Oh no! It's Snyder! Over there!"

They all look and see his creepy self

"Oh (BeeeeeeeeeeeeP)!" (You know who said that)

"Even worse, looks it's the bulls!" Itey pointed

They couldn't run, they were coming at opposite sides. The newsies had to face them…but instead of grabbing them the 'bulls' grabbed Snyder.

"Is there a problem boys, is man bothering you?" the security guard asked

"He looks like a child molester" The other guard murmured…Race heard that word and had an idea

"Yeah…he molested us!" Race shouted. The newsies look at him in confusion

"What does molest mean?" Boots whispered

"I don't know, I think its mean something bad" Race whispered back

"So you're saying that this man molested you" The security guard asked not quite sure what to make of this.

"Yeah, all of us! Isn't that right?" Race said, the newsies nodded

"Um, yeah, he was especially hard on Jack that one night" Mush said (Poor Mush! He Didn't know what he just said!)

The security guards looked at Snyder in disgust

"You sick bastard"

"They're liars!" Snyder protested

"Save it for the judge, creep"

"He won't be a problem to you boys anymore" The guard said as they started dragging him away.

"Bye Snyder!" Race waved as they dragged Snyder away.

Meanwhile…

Azure was running franticly looking for them

"Azure!"

It was Jack with Blink and...Gin?

"Thank god! Where's everybody else? Hi Gin, what are you doing here?"

"We're in big trouble! Sarah's here and I think she brought company!" Jack said

"What are we going to do?!"

"Wait…there they are, all of them!" Gin shouted

They ran to Race and the gang, who were all laughing hysterically

"We have to go you guys! What's so funny?" Azure said

"Let's wait till we get out of the store before we all explain" Jack suggested

Meanwhile…

Spot was tied up to a chair in Dot's bedroom. He was in hell and Dot was the devil!

"And how's my little Spot doing" Dot asked as she entered with a tray.

"Fuck you"

"Tsk, Tsk, shouldn't use language like that" She said stuffing his mouth with mashed potatoes.

"Look what I have Spot, your suspenders! See" she said shoving them in his face.

"Those aren't mine"

"What do you mean they're not yours, of course they are! I spent five hundred bucks on these!"

"These are red…mine are pink! Got that psycho bitch! You wasted five hundred dollars on crap suspenders!"

Dot was going to compare them to the ones he was wearing but he wasn't wearing suspenders.

"Where are your suspenders?"

"I gave them to Loud Mouth who also has my key"

Dot was outraged and furious.

"Hey Dot, I'm a little bit parched, can you get me a glass of water?"

"Sure, whatever" she left the room and went into the kitchen and got a glass of water and when she came back the chair was empty and the window was open…

"NOOOOOOOOO!" She screamed

…Spot escaped

Meanwhile…

Loud Mouth was at Azure's house waiting. The door opens with Azure and the newsies.

"What a day!" Azure said as she flopped down on the couch.

Loud Mouth noticed Gin.

"Gin? What a surprise"

"You're telling me!"

"So did you tell her?"

"Yeah, she knows"

"So how did it go in the mall? Damn, you guys look hot!"

"We're in major trouble! Sarah's here with the crib"

"And Snyder" Race added

"What? Snyder? You didn't tell us that!"

"Well don't worry he's not a problem anymore…we um…"

Race told them how he and the newsies got Snyder arrested. By the end of the story the three girls were on the floor laughing.

"You're kidding right?! You didn't tell them that?!"

"What's wrong with what we said?"

"Do you guys even know what molest means"

"No"

Azure leaned over and whispered what it meant to the newsies.

"Holy shit!"

"Gross!"

"No wonder the bulls were so harsh to him!"

"I don't want to think about that!"

"Did you really say that about me Mush?!"

Meanwhile…(I swear this is the last one!)

Dot was driving around looking for Spot

"He couldn't of gotten far!"

Then she saw Sarah walking alone on the sidewalk, she pulled over to her.

"Looks like we're both looking for the same thing, hop in, we have lots to talk about"

To be continued…

Up next: Oh no! Sarah and Dot joined forces! Will they be unstoppable?! Spot has escaped! Where will he go?! And just how are the girls going to keep track of all the newsies?(Hint,hint,Casting Call)



Shout Outs

Sapphy: Thanks! BTW I love your fics TTYL on IMDb!

Thistle: Don't worry Spot's not in Hawaii, that was just a lie Dot told to keep Loud Mouth away. I love you fic Jack, it's so good! It's the best refuge fics since Keeper of the Keys!

Lil Bit: I KNOW you're going to love this chapter! I moved the rating up, I figured I should since they aren't in PG world anymore. Thanks! I'm happy that I can get a NC-17 fic writer to like a PG fic!

Holiday: I'm glad you liked it! Sorry my fic's long! I can't write short fics!

Singah: Surprise is the main element I'm putting in these chapters that and fun!

Deanie: Oh, she will, that and much more!

Aguachica: Something ten times better than that is gong to happen trust me!

Trip1899: You'll love this chapter! BTW You want be Crutchy's girlfriend?

Casting Call

Newsies need babysitters! If you want to be in this fic email me(at MistyDreamGirl@yahoo.com)ASAP with your profile and choice of Newsie(Spot, Jack, and Race are taken, and if you want Mush you're going to have to share)