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Me's fifth birthday

Me got nice diary and crayons to write with on me's fifth birthday.

September 1, 1991

It has been many years since I first wrote in this diary. It has been gathering dust in the attic for ages, but I have decided to take it with me in order to preserve my records at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

On Platform nine and three-quarters, I met two thugs; Vincent Crabbe and Gregory Goyle. Used an Enticing Charm, like the Imperius Curse but weaker to persuade them to be my 'bodyguards'.

Hey --- the redhead and that guy with glasses on look like they've got some pretty good sweets. Maybe Crabbe and Goyle can beat them up.

September 2, 1991

So, one of them got bitten. Doesn't matter. I stuffed my pockets (they had a Bottomless Pocket Charm on them) to get as much chocolate as I could before turning tail and running. I'm in the Slytherin common room now, writing this.

Today's lessons weren't bad; McGonagall, the Transfiguration teacher and head of that idiotic Gryffindor house gave me detention and twenty points from Slytherin because I hexed a Hufflepuff so they got stuck to their chair.

I wonder if Crabbe and Goyle will notice I put Hypnosis Drug in their supper?