READ THIS FIRST!!!! I did not write this! I only edited and revised it. The full credit for ideas and most of the writing goes to Devie Saves. Unfortunately, she could not put it up on her page, due to technical difficulties (don't ask) Also, I don't own Lord of the Rings) and the tune and rhythm were inspired by Avril Lavign's song, Sk8R Boi. So, that's said. Now, for your total reading pleasure (or not, depending),
Hawt Elph
Verse 1:
He was an elf, she was a girl.
Cannot make it anymore obvious.
He was an archer,
She watched him all day.
What more can I say?
He wanted her.
She'd never confess.
But secrets hid under her frilly dress.
She wanted him too,
But her friends didn't care,
They had a problem with his long, braided hair.
Chorus 1:
He was a hot elf,
She said, "No you're not, elf,"
He wasn't cute enough for her.
But I say "You're crazy!
He's so hot and sexy!
Take that back, or you will suffer."
Verse 2:
Five years from then,
She sits forlorn
Somewhat sad, in her college dorm
Goes to the movies
And guess what she sees
A poster that makes her heart freeze
She goes inside,
Hears, "Lord of the Rings,"
Shoves some people away for her own means.
She watches too,
And sees the elf who,
She had left and wishes she hadn't too.
Chorus 2:
He was a hot elf,
She said, "No you're not, elf,"
He wasn't cute enough for her.
Now he gets teenage girls
From all over the human world,
She hadn't guessed what he was worth.
Bridge:
Sorry, girl, but you dumped him,
Now you realize you were dim,
He was more for cute than not,
He was just plain stinkin' hot.
Too bad that he's in my grasp,
With my looks, it was an easy task
You must totally hate yourself,
'Cause I'm his girl, and he's my elf.
Bridge 2:
He is an elf, I am a girl,
Cannot make it anymore obvious.
We are in love, so totally sure,
And we'll love each other forever
Chorus 3:
I'm with the hot elf,
Said, "You're all that I've got, elf,
"I love you more than you could guess.
We'll be together for eternity,
Shoppin in maternity,
and laughing at the girl in the frilly dress.
Hawt Elph
Verse 1:
He was an elf, she was a girl.
Cannot make it anymore obvious.
He was an archer,
She watched him all day.
What more can I say?
He wanted her.
She'd never confess.
But secrets hid under her frilly dress.
She wanted him too,
But her friends didn't care,
They had a problem with his long, braided hair.
Chorus 1:
He was a hot elf,
She said, "No you're not, elf,"
He wasn't cute enough for her.
But I say "You're crazy!
He's so hot and sexy!
Take that back, or you will suffer."
Verse 2:
Five years from then,
She sits forlorn
Somewhat sad, in her college dorm
Goes to the movies
And guess what she sees
A poster that makes her heart freeze
She goes inside,
Hears, "Lord of the Rings,"
Shoves some people away for her own means.
She watches too,
And sees the elf who,
She had left and wishes she hadn't too.
Chorus 2:
He was a hot elf,
She said, "No you're not, elf,"
He wasn't cute enough for her.
Now he gets teenage girls
From all over the human world,
She hadn't guessed what he was worth.
Bridge:
Sorry, girl, but you dumped him,
Now you realize you were dim,
He was more for cute than not,
He was just plain stinkin' hot.
Too bad that he's in my grasp,
With my looks, it was an easy task
You must totally hate yourself,
'Cause I'm his girl, and he's my elf.
Bridge 2:
He is an elf, I am a girl,
Cannot make it anymore obvious.
We are in love, so totally sure,
And we'll love each other forever
Chorus 3:
I'm with the hot elf,
Said, "You're all that I've got, elf,
"I love you more than you could guess.
We'll be together for eternity,
Shoppin in maternity,
and laughing at the girl in the frilly dress.