"Where the hell is Hyde?" Red asked.
"In the shower Mr. Foreman." Donna replied forgetting that she was Eric.
"What the hell is going on? First Donna calls me dad and you call me Mr. Foreman. Are you guys back on Dope? Cause if you are, I'll be happy to kick your ass." Red yelled.
"Oh Red, stop it." Kitty responded.
"And since when does Hyde shower?" Red asked.
"I guess it's a new thing." Donna replied.
Jackie came down the stairs and sat down. Red was reading the newspaper when he looked up at Hyde in horror.
"What do you think you are doing?" Red asked.
"Filing and cutting my nails." Jackie replied.
"What did you just say?" Red repeated his question.
"I'm filing and cutting my nails." Jackie repeated.
"Why?" Red asked.
"Because they are so uneven." Jackie explained.
Kitty looked at Red who couldn't believe what he was hearing. Jackie continued to file Hyde's nails not paying any attention to the scene that she was causing. Man Steven we so have to have a talk about proper nail care.
"Oh Mrs. Foreman, can I borrow your brush? I need to comb my hair." Jackie asked.
Kitty looked at Hyde and gave a nervous look before leaving the kitchen with a stunned Red right behind her. Just as Jackie was finishing with Hyde's nails, Fez and Kelso came through the sliding door.
"Hey you guy there some really hot girls... oh my God, Hyde you're like super clean today." Kelso replied.
"Well duh Michael, I wouldn't go out in public any other way." Jackie said in a rude voice.
"What's going on here? This morning Jackie calls me Kelso and now you're calling me Michael." Kelso said in a very confused voice.
"Shut-up Michael." Jackie said.
"So let's go down to the basement and sit in the circle before school." Fez said anxiously.
"No, Fez we are going to be late if we do that." Jackie said.
"Since when do you care about being late to school Hyde?" Fez asked.
"Oh Hyde's just can't wait to get to school because he has someone to beat up." Donna said.
Donna pulled Jackie by the sleeve. They went through the sliding door and out to the porch.
"What the hell are you doing Jackie? You caused a scene in there. Now Red and Kitty are looking at us like we are some kind of weirdoes." Donna yelled.
"Well we are Steven and Eric so we must be weird anyways." Jackie said.
"Well that's true." Donna said agreeably.
"Hey let's hurry and get in the car, that way we'll leave them here." Jackie said.
"Yeah, let them walk to school." Donna said.
Donna and Jackie got into Eric's car and drove off.
Eric and Hyde were meanwhile going through Donna's closet looking for stuff to wear.
"I don't like any of this crap, it's too girly." Eric pronounced.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Hey, let's go over to your house and get our clothes." Hyde said.
Eric and Hyde quickly snuck through the kitchen and avoided Bob at all costs. They arrived at Eric's and were met by Fez and Kelso who just leaving the Foreman's house.
"Hey Jackie, did you have time to think about what happened this morning." Kelso asked while putting his hands up to rub Hyde's cheek.
"Oh my God I think I am going to puke again." Hyde said.
He brushed Kelso's hand off Jackie's cheek and continued inside with Eric following close behind. Hyde went toward the basement while Eric went in threw the living room. Eric wasn't ready for what was waiting for him in the living room.
"Donna what the hell are you doing back over here and in your pj's.? Red asked.
"I was going to borrow clothes for Eric." Eric said hoping that they would believe him.
"Um sweetie why does Eric need clothes? He's already dressed and he already left for school." Kitty asked in a puzzled manner.
"Well... um... hm... because he called from a payphone at school and said he wet his pants." Eric said as fast as he could.
"I knew that kid was on dope. He's acting too girly for my liking." Red said.
"If only you knew how true that last statement was." Eric said.
"What did you say Donna?" Red asked.
"I said man Eric's such a girl." Eric said to Red.
Eric than quickly ran upstairs to his room before he Red could ask him another question. Hyde came next through the door and was greeted by Red and Kitty.
"Um...Jackie you look so...so..."
"Messy." Red said for Kitty.
"It's a new look man." Hyde said back.
Hyde was standing in a Rolling Stones t-shirt with Bellbottoms and his brown boots on. He found his glasses next to his bed and put them on. His hair was a mess and he didn't take a shower. He stood there smiling at Red and Kitty, who couldn't believe what Jackie was wearing.
"You kids are spending way too much time together." Red said before leaving the room with an extremely nervous Kitty.
Eric came down the stairs and was greeted by Hyde who was standing there waiting for Eric.
"Hey man you look great. But you know Jackie is going to be so furious with you." Eric said to him.
"Oh well, I guess she'll just have to deal. Besides that what she gets for taking off and making us have to walk to school." Hyde said to him.
"Well we won't have to walk far, because Kelso is giving us a ride. He wants to try to convince you to break-up with Hyde. Eric said.
"I am Hyde." Hyde said in an annoyed tone.
"Well you don't look like Hyde to me." Eric said.
"Yeah I wouldn't talk because you don't look like Eric either." Hyde replied.
Eric and Hyde went through the doors were Fez and Kelso were waiting for them.
"Eric man, I'm starting to feel a little crampy." Hyde said to Eric.
"You know what, me too." Eric said back.
Without thinking about it furthermore, they walked outside and into Kelso's van.
"In the shower Mr. Foreman." Donna replied forgetting that she was Eric.
"What the hell is going on? First Donna calls me dad and you call me Mr. Foreman. Are you guys back on Dope? Cause if you are, I'll be happy to kick your ass." Red yelled.
"Oh Red, stop it." Kitty responded.
"And since when does Hyde shower?" Red asked.
"I guess it's a new thing." Donna replied.
Jackie came down the stairs and sat down. Red was reading the newspaper when he looked up at Hyde in horror.
"What do you think you are doing?" Red asked.
"Filing and cutting my nails." Jackie replied.
"What did you just say?" Red repeated his question.
"I'm filing and cutting my nails." Jackie repeated.
"Why?" Red asked.
"Because they are so uneven." Jackie explained.
Kitty looked at Red who couldn't believe what he was hearing. Jackie continued to file Hyde's nails not paying any attention to the scene that she was causing. Man Steven we so have to have a talk about proper nail care.
"Oh Mrs. Foreman, can I borrow your brush? I need to comb my hair." Jackie asked.
Kitty looked at Hyde and gave a nervous look before leaving the kitchen with a stunned Red right behind her. Just as Jackie was finishing with Hyde's nails, Fez and Kelso came through the sliding door.
"Hey you guy there some really hot girls... oh my God, Hyde you're like super clean today." Kelso replied.
"Well duh Michael, I wouldn't go out in public any other way." Jackie said in a rude voice.
"What's going on here? This morning Jackie calls me Kelso and now you're calling me Michael." Kelso said in a very confused voice.
"Shut-up Michael." Jackie said.
"So let's go down to the basement and sit in the circle before school." Fez said anxiously.
"No, Fez we are going to be late if we do that." Jackie said.
"Since when do you care about being late to school Hyde?" Fez asked.
"Oh Hyde's just can't wait to get to school because he has someone to beat up." Donna said.
Donna pulled Jackie by the sleeve. They went through the sliding door and out to the porch.
"What the hell are you doing Jackie? You caused a scene in there. Now Red and Kitty are looking at us like we are some kind of weirdoes." Donna yelled.
"Well we are Steven and Eric so we must be weird anyways." Jackie said.
"Well that's true." Donna said agreeably.
"Hey let's hurry and get in the car, that way we'll leave them here." Jackie said.
"Yeah, let them walk to school." Donna said.
Donna and Jackie got into Eric's car and drove off.
Eric and Hyde were meanwhile going through Donna's closet looking for stuff to wear.
"I don't like any of this crap, it's too girly." Eric pronounced.
"Yeah, I know what you mean. Hey, let's go over to your house and get our clothes." Hyde said.
Eric and Hyde quickly snuck through the kitchen and avoided Bob at all costs. They arrived at Eric's and were met by Fez and Kelso who just leaving the Foreman's house.
"Hey Jackie, did you have time to think about what happened this morning." Kelso asked while putting his hands up to rub Hyde's cheek.
"Oh my God I think I am going to puke again." Hyde said.
He brushed Kelso's hand off Jackie's cheek and continued inside with Eric following close behind. Hyde went toward the basement while Eric went in threw the living room. Eric wasn't ready for what was waiting for him in the living room.
"Donna what the hell are you doing back over here and in your pj's.? Red asked.
"I was going to borrow clothes for Eric." Eric said hoping that they would believe him.
"Um sweetie why does Eric need clothes? He's already dressed and he already left for school." Kitty asked in a puzzled manner.
"Well... um... hm... because he called from a payphone at school and said he wet his pants." Eric said as fast as he could.
"I knew that kid was on dope. He's acting too girly for my liking." Red said.
"If only you knew how true that last statement was." Eric said.
"What did you say Donna?" Red asked.
"I said man Eric's such a girl." Eric said to Red.
Eric than quickly ran upstairs to his room before he Red could ask him another question. Hyde came next through the door and was greeted by Red and Kitty.
"Um...Jackie you look so...so..."
"Messy." Red said for Kitty.
"It's a new look man." Hyde said back.
Hyde was standing in a Rolling Stones t-shirt with Bellbottoms and his brown boots on. He found his glasses next to his bed and put them on. His hair was a mess and he didn't take a shower. He stood there smiling at Red and Kitty, who couldn't believe what Jackie was wearing.
"You kids are spending way too much time together." Red said before leaving the room with an extremely nervous Kitty.
Eric came down the stairs and was greeted by Hyde who was standing there waiting for Eric.
"Hey man you look great. But you know Jackie is going to be so furious with you." Eric said to him.
"Oh well, I guess she'll just have to deal. Besides that what she gets for taking off and making us have to walk to school." Hyde said to him.
"Well we won't have to walk far, because Kelso is giving us a ride. He wants to try to convince you to break-up with Hyde. Eric said.
"I am Hyde." Hyde said in an annoyed tone.
"Well you don't look like Hyde to me." Eric said.
"Yeah I wouldn't talk because you don't look like Eric either." Hyde replied.
Eric and Hyde went through the doors were Fez and Kelso were waiting for them.
"Eric man, I'm starting to feel a little crampy." Hyde said to Eric.
"You know what, me too." Eric said back.
Without thinking about it furthermore, they walked outside and into Kelso's van.